NationStates Jolt Archive


Press Conference Incident.

Sevaris
01-09-2004, 21:25
Official Statement from the Sevarisian government.

Earlier today, at a press conference, Yuna Alessandri, current Foriegn Minister and future Kaiserine, removed her top, and her breasts ended up on national television. This was because she got angry with several reporters who were asking "lewd, crude, and socially unacceptable" questions. We formally apologize for this incident. Ms. Alessandri suffers from anger-management problems, and forgot to take her medication.

George Carlin
Press Secretary.
The Island of Rose
01-09-2004, 21:35
Official Statement from The Soviet Democratic Empire of The Island of Rose:

Wow... what a shock. I guess we're worse since streaking is our national sport and we have a porn channel, on basic cable. Ya... look, they're going to find out somehow, nothing to apologize about. But really, I think she should take those pills anyway... right.
Minister of Foreign Affairs:
-Rosta Einvach

OOC: Hey, the sig is better like this, heh, oh and sorry if this is supposed to be a serious thread.
Sevaris
01-09-2004, 21:36
OOC: Supposed to be a serious/humorous thread. International politics, but funny.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
01-09-2004, 21:39
:) ITD condemns these actions and is willing to send military aide if necessary. :)
Communist Mississippi
01-09-2004, 21:57
Ooc: Is she white and attractive? If so, send her to CM.

IC: "The Czar is most disturbed by this display on the television. But he would like to know if she is doing anything tomorrow." Paul Stahlecker.

Ooc: Disregard IC if the answer to the first Ooc is no.
Sevaris
01-09-2004, 21:59
Ooc: Is she white and attractive? If so, send her to CM.

IC: "The Czar is most disturbed by this display on the television. But he would like to know if she is doing anything tomorrow." Paul Stahlecker.

Ooc: Disregard IC if the answer to the first Ooc is no.

Quote from Kaiser Alec:

"Hands off my wife, Fabus."
Communist Mississippi
01-09-2004, 22:04
Quote from Kaiser Alec:

"Hands off my wife, Fabus."


"He meant nothing of that sort. He just wanted to meet her and see if perhaps he could be of assistance to getting her problem under control." Paul Stahlecker.
Sevaris
01-09-2004, 22:05
"He meant nothing of that sort. He just wanted to meet her and see if perhaps he could be of assistance to getting her problem under control." Paul Stahlecker.

"It's quite alright. She just slept too late this morning, and was in a rush to get to work. So, she forgot to take her pills. I assure you, this is an isolated incident."
Weyr
01-09-2004, 22:09
I have better things to do than look at other women's breasts during the morning brief.

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~High King Alicia li'Wye
Because 'queen' does not exist in Weyrik