NationStates Jolt Archive

King MacDonald and Queen Fabus today announced that in three months, Queen Victoria will be giving birth to a child. It is not known weather it will be a boy or a girl.

"We believe this to be great news. Simply great news. We sincerely hope it is a boy. We think the name Curtis would be great if it is indeed a boy." Paul Stahlecker.

King MacDonald and Queen Fabus today announced that in three months, Queen Victoria will be giving birth to a child. It is not known weather it will be a boy or a girl.

We send our congratulations to the new parents-to-be.

the UST sends their best wishes to the queen

OOC: how many queens do u have lol

OOC: Just one.

"We believe this to be great news. Simply great news. We sincerely hope it is a boy. We think the name Curtis would be great if it is indeed a boy." Paul Stahlecker.

"What if its a girl?"
Sam MacDonald

We send our congratulations to the new parents-to-be.

Thank you.

Crazed Marines is pleased to hear this news and is setting up a trust fund in the baby's honor. The trust includes 1 million shares of CMDC stock, 500 bars of gold, and a serurity service hired for 21 years and trained by Crazed Marines or any other group that the king and queen wishes.

"My regards. Enclosed with this message is a single Hadulan black iris to be placed upon the new born child's body. Tradition."
- Dominus Pele Kawau

"My regards. Enclosed with this message is a single Hadulan black iris to be placed upon the new born child's body. Tradition."
- Dominus Pele Kawau


"We don't want anything from your dirty nation to touch a Fabus, or any white baby for that matter. Begone with your vile offerings, foul arab!" Paul Stahlecker.

um.....this is a JOYOUS occation, we shouldn't be bickering over whom killed who....opps wrong part ehh....we shouldn't be fighting over race here
-President Leoanrd McCoy

The LRR government hopes that when he grows up he sorts Kahta out bigtime. The John Lennon Collection (a CD) will be sent as a gift.

the UST would love to send two gifts to the Queen and her unborn child the movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Court Jester
-President Leonard McCoy

"We don't want anything from your dirty nation to touch a Fabus, or any white baby for that matter. Begone with your vile offerings, foul arab!" Paul Stahlecker.
"I love your ignorance. It amuses me, considering I am a Hadulan native and have more relation with Asians than Arabs. You are indeed the most hated man in Hadula in the polls. You've edged out Joseph Mladic. Congratulations.

I really don't care what you do with my gift, I would just like to send my regards, even if they aren't wanted."
- Dominus Pele Kawau

The Emperor of ITD is sending a golden cross and a full shield and sword.

Crazed Marines is pleased to hear this news and is setting up a trust fund in the baby's honor. The trust includes 1 million shares of CMDC stock, 500 bars of gold, and a serurity service hired for 21 years and trained by Crazed Marines or any other group that the king and queen wishes.

"We will accept your monetary gift, but we will not allow anyone except the PPFU to protect him or her."

King MacDonald

The Emperor of ITD is sending a golden cross and a full shield and sword.

Thank you. We will allow them in his room for his childhood.

the UST would love to send two gifts to the Queen and her unborn child the movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail and The Court Jester
-President Leonard McCoy

"We wlll allow those once we feel he is of age to understand them."

King MacDonald.

The LRR government hopes that when he grows up he sorts Kahta out bigtime. The John Lennon Collection (a CD) will be sent as a gift.

"We will not allow him to listen to that music. It corrupts the mind."

Queen Fabus

"We will accept your monetary gift, but we will not allow anyone except the PPFU to protect him or her."

King MacDonald
Then we shall pay for the PPFU's services for you for the first 21 years of the child's life. The CMDC stock is currently at 15.68, but is going to rise rapidly soon due to increased sales.
If the child is a boy, we would like to also donate any gun of the king's choosing, and have it gold-plated, and donate it as a gift.
If the child is a girl, well, you're on your own King MacDonald.

"I would like to offer my most highest regards to the soon-to-be parents. To the child, I shall send the gift of knowledge. A complete set of world encyclopedias and and unabridged dictionary. Written by hand, with gold in place of ink."

"I would like to offer my most highest regards to the soon-to-be parents. To the child, I shall send the gift of knowledge. A complete set of world encyclopedias and and unabridged dictionary. Written by hand, with gold in place of ink."

Thank you, they will be placed in his room.

"What if its a girl?"
Sam MacDonald


"The name Julia would be acceptable for a girl." Paul Stahlecker.


(Julia was the name of Curtis Fabus's late-wife)

Then we shall pay for the PPFU's services for you for the first 21 years of the child's life. The CMDC stock is currently at 15.68, but is going to rise rapidly soon due to increased sales.
If the child is a boy, we would like to also donate any gun of the king's choosing, and have it gold-plated, and donate it as a gift.
If the child is a girl, well, you're on your own King MacDonald.

We would like him to begin learing about weaponry. His first weapon will be a k-98. However, we would like one with a chestnut finish if possible.

We would like him to begin learing about weaponry. His first weapon will be a k-98. However, we would like one with a chestnut finish if possible.


Czar Fabur insists his first weapon be a British .450 Martini-Henry rifle. His second weapon be an M-14B rifle, his third weapon be a 1911-A1 caliber 45 pistol.

Czar Fabur insists his first weapon be a British .450 Martini-Henry rifle. His second weapon be an M-14B rifle, his third weapon be a 1911-A1 caliber 45 pistol.

Personally, I'd recommend a Mauser 98. Excellent rifle, even though the bolt-action is a bit outdated. Yuna recommends a M-39, and that's good to. In terms of pistols, I'd advise him to go with the Walther PPK.

"The name Julia would be acceptable for a girl." Paul Stahlecker.


(Julia was the name of Curtis Fabus's late-wife)

Ok, that will be acceptable.

Personally, I'd recommend a Mauser 98. Excellent rifle, even though the bolt-action is a bit outdated. Yuna recommends a M-39, and that's good to. In terms of pistols, I'd advise him to go with the Walther PPK.


"The Martini Henry was fine for Fabus in his boyhood. The M-14B was fine for the 2nd Lieutenant Fabus in the jungles of Cambodia and Peru, the deserts of Syria and Iran, and then the streets of Jackson City in 1984... The 1911-A1 pistol was a trusty companion for Curtis from his youth to the present. The weapons he suggests are fine for his grandson." Paul Stahlecker.

Czar Fabur insists his first weapon be a British .450 Martini-Henry rifle. His second weapon be an M-14B rifle, his third weapon be a 1911-A1 caliber 45 pistol.

He will learn weaponry in this order:

K-98 at age 8.

After that he will learn about whatever weaponry he wants to lean about.

He will learn weaponry in this order:

K-98 at age 8.

After that he will learn about whatever weaponry he wants to lean about.


The Czar was hunting deer with a remington 700 caliber 30'06 at age 5... This was under close adult supervision though. He thinks his grandson should experience the same hunting traditions.

"The Martini Henry was fine for Fabus in his boyhood. The M-14B was fine for the 2nd Lieutenant Fabus in the jungles of Cambodia and Peru, the deserts of Syria and Iran, and then the streets of Jackson City in 1984... The 1911-A1 pistol was a trusty companion for Curtis from his youth to the present. The weapons he suggests are fine for his grandson." Paul Stahlecker.

Ah. I was not aware there was sentimental value there. I was merely suggesting for weapon quality.

The Wazi President sends his congrats to the King and Queen of Kahta.

The Dominion of Brutanion congratulates you and sends you a 2 mile radius cordless phone as we know how useful these are to mothers of newborn children.
As befitting status however it is gold plated.

*presents King MacDonald with a gold plated, chestnut stocked, Martini Henry rifle. Also included is a solid gold and diamond scope (7-15 power) with all equiptment to mount the scope without damaging the finish*

Queen Selane sends via one of her royal messengers a exquisite hand sown Baby quilt with royal theams.

OOC: Tag

IC: I would like to express hapiness for you two by a signed copy of Fetchin Foolz by Je-Icie it is sign by most of administration the rest we couldn't fit, and and seven pounds of cannabis. We also think a gold ring that has Turtly Truth inprinted on it.
Here's the list of more items that will help the child learn about the world
Buzzed
Buzzed is the truth about war.
Pimptastic
Pimptastic is a porno starring Je-Icie it's new and especially made for the whole family
Talkin Trash
Talkin trash is a book how to offend everyone, it's all in good humor.
The Turtle Princess
It's an anime favourite for the kids. Even to us this movie is gory...
Get the facts Straight
A movie about the all around hated Paul Stahlecker.
Why am I a Athiest
A short film using fruits to explaining to children athiesm.
Wrattle My Bones
Wrattle My Bones is a horror about two kids who won't die, it's a depressing psychotic film made by Ziz Bozo Inc..
Furniture Specials
The furniture specials is six unique classic turtle collections of fruniture pieces.

"No matter how much we hate the mother we will always help the child."

~Elesta Borvay

OOC: Tag

IC: I would like to express hapiness for you two by a signed copy of Fetchin Foolz by Je-Icie it is sign by most of administration the rest we couldn't fit, and and seven pounds of cannabis. We also think a gold ring that has Turtly Truth inprinted on it.
Here's the list of more items that will help the child learn about the world
Buzzed
Buzzed is the truth about war.
Pimptastic
Pimptastic is a porno starring Je-Icie it's new and especially made for the whole family
Talkin Trash
Talkin trash is a book how to offend everyone, it's all in good humor.
The Turtle Princess
It's an anime favourite for the kids. Even to us this movie is gory...
Get the facts Straight
A movie about the all around hated Paul Stahlecker.
Why am I a Athiest
A short film using fruits to explaining to children athiesm.
Wrattle My Bones
Wrattle My Bones is a horror about two kids who won't die, it's a depressing psychotic film made by Ziz Bozo Inc..
Furniture Specials
The furniture specials is six unique classic turtle collections of fruniture pieces.

"No matter how much we hate the mother we will always help the child."

~Elesta Borvay

We are raising him to be a proper man. If any of these get anywhere near him they will be destroyed.

Queen Fabus

The Czar was hunting deer with a remington 700 caliber 30'06 at age 5... This was under close adult supervision though. He thinks his grandson should experience the same hunting traditions.

Very well. He will begin hunting at 5 years old.

King MacDonald.

"The Martini Henry was fine for Fabus in his boyhood. The M-14B was fine for the 2nd Lieutenant Fabus in the jungles of Cambodia and Peru, the deserts of Syria and Iran, and then the streets of Jackson City in 1984... The 1911-A1 pistol was a trusty companion for Curtis from his youth to the present. The weapons he suggests are fine for his grandson." Paul Stahlecker.

The M-14B will be given to him when he is 12 years old. The pistol at 12 as well.

The Dominion of Brutanion congratulates you and sends you a 2 mile radius cordless phone as we know how useful these are to mothers of newborn children.
As befitting status however it is gold plated.

Thank you, however a sattelite phone is preferrable.

The Wazi President sends his congrats to the King and Queen of Kahta.

Thank you.

*presents King MacDonald with a gold plated, chestnut stocked, Martini Henry rifle. Also included is a solid gold and diamond scope (7-15 power) with all equiptment to mount the scope without damaging the finish*

Thank you. He will get it at 8 years old.

Curtis Fabus insists that the child watch the following movies at least twice per year.

"Der Ewige Jude" (1940 German film "The Eternal Jew" by Fritz Hippler)

And the modern film by Joseph Mladic "The Jewish Menace, the Eternal Plague of Jewry."

Curtis Fabus insists that the child watch the following movies at least twice per year.

"Der Ewige Jude" (1940 German film "The Eternal Jew" by Fritz Hippler)

And the modern film by Joseph Mladic "The Jewish Menace, the Eternal Plague of Jewry."

I will not allow him to watch either one.

King MacDonald