NationStates Jolt Archive

Welcome to the Grand opening of The International Bank of N.S. We have had many people ask many questions. Questions such as:
" Whats so great about this place?"

-nothing more great about this one then about the other ones, but we pround of our state -of-the- art security system plus our new anti-theif vault. the vault is .5 miles underground and only 1 person has access to this vault. now the vault has its own security system for the 1 person who has access. First the person who can access the vault must have 6 person escort. Then to open the vault the person must give a sample of blood ( the person who has access has a special bolood type that is modified for this job.
then the person must type in a 30 digit passcode for each of the 10 doors. then at the last door he must give a vitals test, a ritna test, a voice test, a thumb print test, and code card, the person also has a chip implanted into his brain, this allows the vault to see who is in the vault if someone ( through an act of God) gets in the vault will read for that chip. If one is not found then the vault will seal up and lock for 3 days, vacum seal to vault then instantly reverse the vacum pressure to psi pressure , the pressure will rise to 3 billion psi. If that does not work then the vault will activate its automated defence system and it will target to intruding person and kill them.

"Whats the intrest rate?"
-Our interest rate is 5.7%

" What is the exchange rate"
-No exchange rate, we want nations to deposit THEIR money us. if you open an account with us your account wil look like this

" Nation : nation of example
Acount type: CD, Loans, checking , savings , etc..
Current assests: $ xxxxxxxxxxxxxx or xxxxxxxxxxx marks ,etc....
last withdraw: $xxxxxxxxxx
last deposit: $ xxxxxxxxxx
current debt: $xxxxxxx
"
All of us here at Weapons-tech are please to offer the following account services:

1. checking: no minimal deposit- $1000 a day to operate
2. savings: no minimal deposit- free
3. CD's: minimal CD is $2 million
4. loans- 15 % intrest on loans
5. credit cash.- 12% on credit cards.

Notice we get 10% of the total amount of money in this bank- you lose nothing though. it is a win -win situation

NATION:Camewot
Current assets:$315 million
Account type: savings
Last Deposit: $72 million USD
Last withdraw:$0


NATION:Turkmeny
Account type: savings
Current Assests:$4,081,898,459,487
Last deposit: $1,381,898,459,487
last withdraw: $0

NATION:Neo-wu
Account type: savings/ International aid
Current assets: $ 6,110,000,000,000
Last deposit: $ 5,000,000,000,000
last withdraw:$0

NATION:The United States of Wolf America
account type: savings
Current assets:$42,080,325,459,010
last deposit: $10,749,038,340,510
Last withdraw:$0

NATION: United States of Trekys
account type: savings
current assets: $6,455,484,082,000.00
last deposit: $3,055,484,082,000.00
last withdraw:$0

NATION:Fodmodmadtol
Account type: savings
current assets: $915,000,000,000
last deposit: $500,000,000,000
last withdraw: $0

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NATION: Psov-comfirm Reinstatment
Account type: savings
current assets: $10,200,484,082,000.00
last deposit:$50,000,000,000
last withdraw: $5,000,000,000
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NATION:Soviet leaders
account type: savings and checking account
current assets:$96,000,000,000,000-savings/
- $46,000,000,000,000-checking
last deposit:$2,000,000,000,000
last withdraw:$0

United Soviet Alliance
Account type: Savings / checking
current assets:$7,000,000,000,000
last deposit:$2,000,000,000,000
last withdraw:$0
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NATION:The Grand Duchy of Quentol
Account type: Savings
Current assets: $1,585,676,375.00.
last deposit: $465,636,375.00
last withdraw: $0

NATION:The Island of Rose
account type: safty deposit box
Current deposit:"White Sword of God"
last deposit:" White Sword of God"
last withdraw: none

NATION:Eldanor
account type: savings/ safty deposit box
current assets: $947,434,163.20.
current deposit:925 diamonds
Last deposit: $247,434,163.20
last withdraw:$0

NATION:Praetonia
account type: savings
current assets:$909,280,000,000,000
last deposit: $46,000,000,000,000
last withdraw: $0

NATION: Hobbeebia
account type: savings
Current assets: $990,000,000,000,000
last deposit: $100,000,000,000,000
last withdraw: $0

NATION: Excalibor
account type: savings
current assets: 300,000,000,000 ( latinum)
last deposit: 20,000,000,000 (latinum)
last withdraw: 0
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Company: Horizon Inc.-assets absorbed
Account type: savings
current assets: $200,000,000,000
last deposit: $98,000,000,000
last withdraw: $0
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Company/ NATION: AeroSpaceCity
account type: safty Deposit box-armed guard
current Deposit: Ship plans
last deposit: ship plans
last withdraw: n/a

NATION: Westerney
account type: savings / Safty deposit box
Current assets: $ 310.49
current deposit: 2 dust bunnies and a paper clip
Last deposit: $13.49/ @ dust bunnies and a paper clip
last withdraw: $0/ :n/a

Company: Yukos/MOil Cong.-
account type: Safty Deposit box
Current deposit: $4,900,000,000,000 in gold.
last deposits: $4 trillion in gold
last withdraw: $0

corp/ NATION: USSCR Contingstent
Account type: : Emergancy Financial Assistance Fund
Current Assets: $90,100,000,000,000
last deposit: $1,000,000,000,000
last withdraw: $0

NATION: Ageaol
Account type: Savings
Current assets: $34,300,000,000,000
last deposit:$1,589,456,250,000
Last withdraw: $0

NATION:The God Falltothzu
Account type:Savings
Current assets:$1,200,000,000,000
last deposit:$100,000,000,000
last withdraw:$0

NATION: Mindset
Account type:Savings
Current assets: $89 trillion
last depsoit: $16.3 trillion
last withdraw: $0

NATION: JJ Ridge
Account type: Credit/savings/ checking
Current assets: $ 900,426,745,813
last deposit:$ 561,426,745,813
last withdraw: $0

NATION: United Aryan Nations
account type: Safty deposit box
current deposit: 3 chocolate eclairs
last deposit: 3 choc. eclairs
last withdraw: N/A

NATION: Rossheim
account type: savings
Current assets: $ 23,000,000,000
last deposit: $ 1,000,000,000
last withdraw: $0

NATION: UNIverseVERSE
account type: safty deposit box
current Deposit: 4 rubber band, $20.84, 5 pound note, a peice of paper with military stuff.
last deposit: 4 rubber band, $12.84, 5 pound note, a peice of paper with military stuff.
Last withdraw: N/A.

NATION: The South Pacific
Account type: Savings
current assets: $ 1,950,393,630,889
last deposit:$ 869,393,630,889
last withdraw: $0

NATION: Whittier
Account type: Savings
Current assets: $ 979,947,652,766.50
last deposit:$ 34,474,500,000

NATION:-Taliban-
account type:savings
current assets:$1,788,487,168
last deposit:$488,487,168
last withdraw: $0

-Taliban-( separate account)
Account type:checking
Current assets:$484,913,257
Last deposit:$484,913,257
last withdraw: $0
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NATION:Cornoda-assets absorbed
account type: Military reserve
current assets:$ 93,000,000
last deposit:$ 43,000,000
last withdraw:$0
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NATION:Kriegorgrad
Account type:Emergancy use fund
current assets:$32,405,755,152,800
last deposit:$3,405,755,152,800
Last Withdraw:$0

NATION:Basaf
Account type:savings
Current assets:$9,000,000,000,000
last deposit:$6,000,000,000,000
last withdraw:$0
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NATION:Aamoleesee-assets absorbed
Account type:savings
Current assets:25,000,000,000
Last deposited:25,000,000,000
Last withdraw:$0
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NATION:Youhavenochoice-assets absorbed
Account type:savings
Current assets:25,000,000,000
Last deposited:25,000,000,000
Last withdraw:$0
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NATION:Anatania
Account type: savings/ safety deposit
current assets:$90,000,000,000
safty deposit box:" military documents"
Lastdeposit:$468,750,000,000/ military documents"
Last withdraw: $458,750,000,000

NATION: Nutropinia
Account type:Savings,CD, Safty deposit box
Current assets: $865,000,000,000
CD: $165,000,000,000
Safty deposit: 5 million stock Cert.
from Fabus Standard Oil.
Last Deposit:$30,000,000,000-total
safty deposit:5 million stock Cert.
from Fabus Standard Oil.
last Withdraw: $0

Nation:Bedou
Account type: savings
Current assets:$1,000,000,000.(Stones)
Last deposit:$1,000,000,000.(Stones)
last withdraw:$0

Tag, you never know.

The First Internation NS bank opened a while ago...
http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350226

We would like to deposit 49,75 million USD, the total profits for now from our Special Ops Store.
We would like it in a vaule, and we trust on the bank to make sure the nation of Inkana deposits 6 million USD each year due to contract obligations.


P.S.: If you need security for youre bank, please visit our store.

Okay ... your security is a little excessive, but I will deposit $1,381,898,459,487; the amount of our government budget not used in the past year.

money is valueless in this game now.

money now in place.

The Imperial Dominion would like to open an account with a deposit of 5 trillion dollars. We would like you to put a title of the account as follows:
'International Aid'

We thank you.

Greg Wolf
The Financial Advisor of Neo-Wu

in the real world your country can only produce as much currency as the value of its collective national ressource.........

And besides,why would you have a vault?Who in there right mind deposits billions in cash?

This is not the place to cry please cry in our compliant department

OOC: this is a game and i am trying to have fun

We are here to serve you.

OOC: Alexias if you know anything about NS, you'd know about these two sites:
http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Alexias
http://www.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php?region=Islands_of_Trekys&nation=trekys

The first one is ur nation (the second one is of mine, im to lazy to check ur region)

IC:
The United States of Trekys would like to open an account and deposit 3,055,484,082,000.00 (our gov't waste for the year)

The United States of Wolf America will deposit $65,872,745,400.00.

-Supreme Leader of the United States of Wolf America
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)
Member of the Alliance of Naggaroth (AoN)
Member of the ISEC
Member of the United Federation of Planets (UFP)

all money deposited

Eh. We would like to open a new account and immediately deposit five-hundred billion dollars.

-Minister Penny Marshall
-Ministry of Wasting Inordinate Ammounts of Money
-Petty Cash Division

We would like to deposit $55,484,082,000.00
thank you

all assests logded

the person must type in a 30 digit passcode for each of the 10 doors.


If one is not found then the vault will seal up and lock for 3 days, vacum seal to vault then instantly reverse the vacum pressure to psi pressure , the pressure will rise to 3 billion psi. If that does not work then the vault will activate its automated defence system and it will target to intruding person and kill them.

OOC:

I'd like to know how someone can memorize 30 digit passcode for 10 doors. That's over 300 digits to memorize.


Second, how can 3 billion PSI exist? Pressure of that magintude would literally blow out everything in that vault like a firecracker exploding in a closed fist.


Just curious about these 2 things. Everything else sounds and looks good so far.

in the real world your country can only produce as much currency as the value of its collective national ressource.........


What!!!???
In what candy land do you live?
You should go kick who ever told you that in the nuts for making you sound like an idiot.

The metal used by our vault is one that was created for such pressure. we call it Techtianium, the metals strength increases with pressure. so the metal gets stronger when it is being pressured like that.

the person that memorizes the passcode is not a normal human. he is like our Genome soldiers , we just boosted his memory capacity.

remeber we are open 24/7

The metal used by our vault is one that was created for such pressure. we call it Techtianium, the metals strength increases with pressure. so the metal gets stronger when it is being pressured like that.

the person that memorizes the passcode is not a normal human. he is like our Genome soldiers , we just boosted his memory capacity.

OOC:

Thanks for the clarification.

OOC: no prob

We would like to deposit $2,000,000,000,000 from the sale of WIGES (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=352105)

-Supreme Leader of the United States of Wolf America
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)
Member of the Alliance of Naggaroth (AoN)
Member of the ISEC
Member of the United Federation of Planets (UFP)

deposited

deposited

It is 2 trillion not 20 trillion.

ok

I'm sorry to have mess you up.

It is $2,065,872,745,400.

its ok

remember to type money amount carefully

Soviet leaders would like to start up a savings and checking account
of $2,000,000,000,000 split evenly to both accounts

deposited

come and give us your money we will guard it with our lifes.

We would like to deposit $982,151,092,776
The goverment waste of Wolf America/Wolf England/Compy 386.

The total of money in the will this $3,048,023,838,176

We would like to say that your compony has expanded quite far.Our people of AeroSpaceCity congratulate you on opening your bank.

thank you. we are proud of oue employees for working as hard as they do.

deposited

The Grand Duchy of Quentol would like open a savings account and intially deposit $465,636,375.00.

To N.S. Bank:

Here's the deal, Sergei wants me to do him a favor. He has this sword, it's called the "White Sword of God", it's called that for a reason. It can penetrate any armor and will cause you to die since the blade is made of lead and is sharpened so much. The sword is very dangerous, and cannot be kept here, we'd appreciate it if you keep it, and let us take it our for displays...
-Vice President Orcha Yultanov

To N.S. Bank:

Here's the deal, Sergei wants me to do him a favor. He has this sword, it's called the "White Sword of God", it's called that for a reason. It can penetrate any armor and will cause you to die since the blade is made of lead and is sharpened so much. The sword is very dangerous, and cannot be kept here, we'd appreciate it if you keep it, and let us take it our for displays...
-Vice President Orcha Yultanov

of course we can. a safty deposit box costs $1,000-we will take it as soon as you confirme the payment

of course we can. a safty deposit box costs $1,000-we will take it as soon as you confirme the payment

*money wired*

thank you for your business

Eldanor would also like to open a savings account. We will deposit $247,434,163.20.

complete.

I would like to put another $2,000,000,000,000 split evenly to both accounts plz. and if you want are nation to pervide some protection from hackers let me know we have made good strides in anti-hackers protection systemes specialy made for bank valts it only cost $100,000,000 and cents you protec my money i'll give you a discuont of $100,000,000 so tg me if you want its free

complete.

I would like to put another $2,000,000,000,000 split evenly to both accounts plz. and if you want are nation to pervide some protection from hackers let me know we have made good strides in anti-hackers protection systemes specialy made for bank valts it only cost $100,000,000 and cents you protec my money i'll give you a discuont of $100,000,000 so tg me if you want its free

thank you but i think we have it covered but rest assured we WILL keep you in mind.

come one and all

still looking for trusties

The Federation of Excalibor is interested in depositing 20,000,000,000 weight in Latinum, but would like Weapons_Tech Incorp to guarantee its safety from people like Ravens Corp before making the transaction.
-Godfry Bogart
Ministry of the National Treasury, FOE
-Barnabas Sackett
Ministry of Foreign Relations, FOE

We wish to deposit a large portion of our national reserves: $46,000,000,000,000 ($46 trillion). If this 'goes missing' or is stolen by you or anyone else, then we will crush your armed forces, invade your nation and loot our compensation from the surrounding landscape. We will then turn your nation into a colony and divide it between our allies.

if it were possible to attack a company i would be scared but we have no true nation or any real national land to call home. but rest assured you will not need to attack us. you money will be safe... you have my personnel promise.


President and CEO of weapons-tech incorp
Terry Les Demones

We will like to put $20,000,000,000,000 evenly split into both accounts.

Psov will Deposit an Additional $5,000,000,000,000.00

to it's existing account

if it were possible to attack a company i would be scared but we have no true nation or any real national land to call home. but rest assured you will not need to attack us. you money will be safe... you have my personnel promise.


President and CEO of weapons-tech incorp
Terry Les Demones
I dont know I could start seizing your assets in Praetonia and off shore, I could put pressure on my allies to do the same and I could begin hostile takeover bids. I could also wage a ruthless campaign of industrial espionage and sabotage, and give money to your competitiors, but I'd much rather my money was just kept safe.

We have something of great value wich we would like to be safe(extreamly safe)It is the plans to a ship called "Pheonix of ages".Do you have a system that could store these plans?

The Federation of Excalibor would like to open an account and make a preliminary deposit of 20,000,000,000 Latinum weight. (roughly $40,000,000,009 USD)

i would like to put $20,000,000,000,000 split evenly

we would like to open a savings and deposit
$ 98,000,000,000

we would like to deposit

$100 trillion dallors left over budget from about 2 N.S. years ago

We would like to start an account and place the following inside and/or next to it.


$13.49
Two dust bunnies
A paperclip

Eldanor will deposit 925 diamonds into her account.

High Lady
Alasse Órecalo

Really? Where'd you get those? *Winkwink*


Oh, speaking of which.

I will deposit all the diamonds I have while I'm auctioning them. Just write "A ton of diamonds" in my account contents.

i need a exact amount please- business records

Really? Where'd you get those? *Winkwink*


Oh, speaking of which.

I will deposit all the diamonds I have while I'm auctioning them. Just write "A ton of diamonds" in my account contents.

i need you to pay $1,000 for the box
AeroSpaceCity same for you- must pay $1,000 for activation of deposit box.

bump

OK, $1,000 for the account.


And I think I have five thousand diamonds of assorted sizes. Which I'm depositing.

weapons- tell everyone how this makes you money...
never mind i will. weapons-tech is not doing this out of kindness. he is getting paid. he gets up to 10% of the total ammount of money in the bank( you lose nothing so dont worry) a bank was a perfect plan weapons. good job ol'chap

weapons- tell everyone how this makes you money...
never mind i will. weapons-tech is not doing this out of kindness. he is getting paid. he gets up to 10% of the total ammount of money in the bank( you lose nothing so dont worry) a bank was a perfect plan weapons. good job ol'chap

Okay, good for him.

did you know that this bank alone has made him
"$ 2086856525221.40". thats alot of money

i am going to tell, fortune 20

I have a ?. How fast dose the interast on the savings accout go?

Encryption 391 Victor

I am speaking on behalf of the Yukos/MOil Joint Oil Conglomerate.
At this moment we are announcing that we will be shipping gold bullion in the amount of 4 trillion dollars to your bank.
The USSCR contingent will also be setting up an account, known to the government as the "Emergency Financial Assistance Fund."
This account will start with the amount of 1 trillion dollars. Thank you. End

OOC Info: I will TG you regarding the shipment methods of the gold bullion as well as the fine tunings of its security. Economy-wise, YMJOC consists of six nations of well over a billion with several holdings in international economy. This is barely a dent.

We would like to deposit $3,410,543,750,000 into a savings account plz.. The money left over from last year.

Still waiting for an update from the bank..

Encryption 391 Victor

I am speaking on behalf of the Yukos/MOil Joint Oil Conglomerate.
At this moment we are announcing that we will be shipping gold bullion in the amount of 4 trillion dollars to your bank.
The USSCR contingent will also be setting up an account, known to the government as the "Emergency Financial Assistance Fund."
This account will start with the amount of 1 trillion dollars. Thank you. End

OOC Info: I will TG you regarding the shipment methods of the gold bullion as well as the fine tunings of its security. Economy-wise, YMJOC consists of six nations of well over a billion with several holdings in international economy. This is barely a dent.

ok i will be waiting for the TG. I hope that we will be able to Serve you at the best of our abilities

does anyone want a place to hold their money?

bump

bump 3

ok i will be waiting for the TG. I hope that we will be able to Serve you at the best of our abilities

TG sent.

location sent.

Reply sent.

Tag

may i help you.

bump

Name: Jangle Jangle Ridge
Current Assets: 561,426,745,813 USD
Account Type: Credit/Savings/Checking
Last Deposit: 300 Trillion USD

OOC: It's called saving up, and it's not a godmod. Any unused budget money goes into this. The majority of years I don't even use my 26 trillion USD defence budget, and I NEVER use the rest.

-tag-

I will like to deposit $30,000,000,000,000 in to the savings account
can you put $1,000,000,000,000 into the checking account from the savings account plz.

I will like to deposit $30,000,000,000,000 in to the savings account
can you put $1,000,000,000,000 into the checking account from the savings account plz.
No, I have multi-trillions of dollars. You don't.

$5,000,000,000,000 deposit please

Where are you getting this money? You guys have multi-billion dollars budgets, and if you never spent any of your money, and saved it all, you still wouldn't have that much.

Ooc: My Buget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OOC: Our nation shall fall soon, and in the process bankrupt itself on weapons and new technologies. However, in case we ever decide to come back, we'd like to have a nice blob of money saved away to restart the economy.

IC: The Empire wishes to deposit $16.3 trillion, accumulated via government/corporate grants, intended for the restoration of several landmarks within The Empire. However, the landmarks have since been bought and restored by a private corporation, and hence The Empire wishes to store the money for safekeeping.

Rather than storing it as hard cash, we have converted it to 83% purity Platinum chips, totalling $16.3 trillion by todays economy.

Thank you.

OOC: You see, I've been saving this money up for the better part of a year. I even made a thread about it, before the switch to Jolt.

I would like to deposit $100,000,000,000 of my national budget, for a later day...

Uh... JJR, that's $100 billion, not trillion. 100 trillion is 100,000,000,000,000.

Uh... JJR, that's $100 billion, not trillion. 100 trillion is 100,000,000,000,000.
Thanks, Mindset. Bad day...

Adding amount.

Telegram sent.

Adding amount.

Did you get my deposit and account?

yes read the front

Adronia would like to open a savings account
we will deposit $100 billion

[tag]

Where are you getting this money? You guys have multi-billion dollars budgets, and if you never spent any of your money, and saved it all, you still wouldn't have that much.
Jangle, my nation is three times the size of the US and more than 5 times as economically powerful, therefore I can have a multi-trillion dollar surplus.

2,2 million Stored

Deposit $500,000,000,000,

Jangle, my nation is three times the size of the US and more than 5 times as economically powerful, therefore I can have a multi-trillion dollar surplus.

Not you Prae. I'm talking about all of the tiny nations like Soviet Leaders, who have multi-billion dollar budgets, and spend it to the point of debt each year, and then claim to have trillions of USD in surplus. Your cool.

this is not the place to yell at each other do it some where else

hold on a sec i am typing the depsoits now.

Not you Prae. I'm talking about all of the tiny nations like Soviet Leaders, who have multi-billion dollar budgets, and spend it to the point of debt each year, and then claim to have trillions of USD in surplus. Your cool.

You mean this soviet leaders?

The United Soviet Republic of Soviet leaders
"Soviet Power!! "

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Average
Economy:All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:Outlawed

Location: USN

The United Soviet Republic of Soviet leaders is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.364 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. The average income tax rate is 78%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading, "will oppress the masses for food", all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands, and government officials have to morgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet leaders's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the gold ruble.


Soviet leaders is ranked 3rd in the region and 83,987th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

not to contradict (well actually yes) but they look rather large to me

guys please not here

sorry

its ok

I would like to deposit another $500,000,000,000 from my government's waste.

i think he just got off. but dont worry he'll be back

Hmmm... What's the difference between checking and savings?

the diffrence is that one you can get for free, and the other cost money but allows you to withdraw and send it anywhere you want , savungs must betaken out by the country that depsoited it.

Deposits $50,000,000,000.00

We would like to add another $1,589,456,250,000.
If I did my math right, that should be a total of 5 trillion.

Rossheim International Arms Co. wishes to open an account to handle the proceeds of our trading; an initial deposit of $1 billion will be made immediately upon confirmation of account details.

What happens if the one guy dies?

Can i deposit 3 chocolate eclairs?

Rossheim International Arms Co. wishes to open an account to handle the proceeds of our trading; an initial deposit of $1 billion will be made immediately upon confirmation of account details.


the best account for you is a savings

Can i deposit 3 chocolate eclairs?

yes but it will be a $1000

What happens if the one guy dies?
i get the money

i get the money


I mean the one guy that can open the vault. If he were to get hit by a bus (or a tank round) no one would be able to access their hard currency. I think you've set up a foolish system doomed to failure.

The USWA will depoit $1,442,407,954,617. (It is the goverment waste of the United States (Wolf America/Wolf England/Compy 386)

The total of money in the bank is $4,490,431,792,793

-Supreme Leader of the United States of Wolf America/Colony of Wolf England/USWA owned nation of Compy 386
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)

I mean the one guy that can open the vault. If he were to get hit by a bus (or a tank round) no one would be able to access their hard currency. I think you've set up a foolish system doomed to failure.

he cant be killed.

I would like a safe deposit box, I will deposit four rubber bands, $2.84 in dimes and nickels, one rather crumpled five pound note, and a piece of paper with my nations military capabilities on it please.

Yours Sincerely, Pieter UVV, CEO

all deposits up to date

dang dude you got some biznass, rich people - can i spam for you.

Can I deposit a further thru'penny bit, two shillings, a half-eaten sandwich, and a sock please?

you know from what i read it cost money to deposit objects so why do you put crap in?

this should be a sticky

bump

Dimmimar would like to deposit:

30 elongated sticks [150 cm > 62cm]
1 million pounds! [muhahahahah! [Austin Powers] ]

before i can activate your account you must pay $1000 for the deposit box

Bump

Would like to withdraw 5,000,000,000.00

ATTN: Weapons Tech-incorp.

Transaction complete. Guards in place. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

ATTN: Weapons Tech-incorp.

Transaction complete. Guards in place. Thank you for your assistance in this matter.

no problem

Would like to withdraw 5,000,000,000.00

ok the withdraw will be done soon

The government of the United States would like to open a savings account and deposit the sum of $869,393,630,889.00.
If this is permissable. These are funds being held over in case we get bad times in the future.

The government of the United States would like to open a savings account and deposit the sum of $869,393,630,889.00.
If this is permissable. These are funds being held over in case we get bad times in the future.
O Hell no. I see what you are doing. You're building up a strategic cash reserve.
Meant to that myself with old whittier in case something happened like a deletion. Never got around to it though.
This is a direct threat to the my nations security.
Whittier wishes to open an account with the sum of $26,473,152,766.50.
There would have been much more but the bank of Whittier was burned to the ground during the terrorist attacks (that killed old whittier) and all the 580 trillion dollars that held inside burned with it.
I trust my funds will be safer with NS Bank?

depositing done

bump

bump for hope of some busniess

bump again

The people of West Moon wish to make an anonymous deposit of $3,006,820,990,800.00
into the account of Whittier.


OOC: Is that allowed?

To: Management, International Bank of NS
From: Imperial Treasury, Praetonia

We wish to inquire as to when our interest payments will be made in line with
the contract signed when we opened an account. We are most distressed that
you appear to have 'forgotten' to pay interest and we are considering
withdrawing our money, closing our account and advising other nations to
boycott your services.

OOC:I think he is trying to avoid publicity, you know why.

To: Management, International Bank of NS
From: Imperial Treasury, Praetonia

We wish to inquire as to when our interest payments will be made in line with
the contract signed when we opened an account. We are most distressed that
you appear to have 'forgotten' to pay interest and we are considering
withdrawing our money, closing our account and advising other nations to
boycott your services.

I beg you to please reconsider. we have been in some bad publicity and we are waiting for it to die down. but I promise you I have not forgotten

interest has been added

We wish to desposited the governmet waste of the United States.

Depositing = $8,329,395,350,784
The total of money in the bank is = $12,829,827,143,577

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Knight
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)
Member of the Alliance of Naggaroth (AoN)
Member of the ISEC
Member of the United Federation of Planets (UFP)
Member of the United Space Federation (USF)
Member of the Ottoman Alliance
Member of the Pact of Steel Alliance (PSA)

ok it shall be deposited soon

Whittier will deposit:
$34,474,500,000.00
into its account.

Depositing

I wish to open an account with this:

Goverment Waste: $488,487,168.00

May I ask for what purpose are you depositing money here( OOC: you names is a little susicious)

May I ask for what purpose are you depositing money here( OOC: you names is a little susicious)
Cause I might need it in the future. To buy weapons for my army so we defeat the Al Qaeda rebels in my nation.

ok it will be one soon

NATION:Cornoda
account type: Military reserve
current assets:$ 43,000,000
last deposit:$ 43,000,000
last withdraw:$0

OOC: thought i would make it easy on you.

thanks

no problem

the ministry of finance and the president of Basaf has decided to deposite an amount of 6,000,000,000,000 dollars :D

that amount is required to be checked. please go and make sure you have that much to deposit.

bump

Deposit 15,000,000,000

NATION:Aamoleesee
Account type:savings
Current assets:25,000,000,000
Last deposited:25,000,000,000
Last withdraw:$0

NATION:Youhavenochoice
Account type:savings
Current assets:25,000,000,000
Last deposited:25,000,000,000
Last withdraw:$0

$2,000,000,000,000 into each account

The central goverment of Vacant Planets is interested in opening an account with NS International Bank, however we are wondering if your bank sells certificates? for we and corporations inside our country are interested in buying investment certificates with 1 year term that may provide us with better interest rates that the standard savings account.

We await for your response.

The Minister Of Finance of The Holy Empire of Vacant Planets.

I need to open a seperate checking account for military purposes.
Here is a deposit of $484,913,257.

The USWA will desposited the governmet waste of the United States.

Depositing = $8,501,459,974,923
The total of money in the bank is = $21,331,287,118,500

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Knight
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)
Member of the Alliance of Naggaroth (AoN)
Member of the ISEC
Member of the United Federation of Planets (UFP)
Member of the United Space Federation (USF)
Member of the Ottoman Alliance
Member of the Pact of Steel Alliance (PSA)

tag

Jeg elsker dette spillet, det er det kjøligste.

I would like to open a savings account with:

$468,750,000,000

and I'd like to put "Military Docmuments" in a Saftey deposit box as well.

ok.

interest added yet?

Psov wishes to withdraw it's entire account and then have that account deleted.

Tag

Kriegorgrad would like to desposit 3,405,755,152,800.00 USD, the goverment's waste expenditure, this so for emergencies and perhaps foreign aid.

he will be back soon

Have you ever considered offering insurance policies for faster recovery after disasters and attacks?

"Have you ever considered offering insurance policies for faster recovery after disasters and attacks?"

Yes, they have an Insurance sector to thier company. All though not to active I am afriad. this is the thread to it.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=351161

thank you, raven corps for the assist

all new deposits added and new accounts added.

The Great Nation of Nutropinia Would like to Open a savings account and deposit 15 Billion Dollars in it and a CD with 15 Billion Dollars in it. Secondly we would like a safety deposit box to hold 5 Million Stock Certificates in Fabus Standard Oil.

Comfirmed.

The USWA will desposited the governmet waste of the United States.

Depositing = $10,749,038,340,510

The total of money in the bank is = $32,080,325,459,010

-Supreme Leader of the United States & a Jedi Knight
Lord JWolf (http://www.freewebs.com/wolfamerica/Lord_JWolf.JPG)
Member of the Alliance of Naggaroth (AoN)
Member of the ISEC
Member of the United Federation of Planets (UFP)
Member of the United Space Federation (USF)
Member of the Ottoman Alliance
Member of the Pact of Steel Alliance (PSA)
Charter Member of the Xeraphian Federation (AXE)

comfirmed

deposit: $3,000,000,000

opening a Savings/Checking account For United Soviet Alliance (My alliance)
2,000,000,000,000 to each account evenly thanks

Bump

Weapons-Tech Incorp. I would like to deposit 150 Billion USD into my Savings account and 150 Billion USD into my CD thank you.

We would like to withdrawl 458,750,000,000 for a new total of 10,000,000,000 in our acount. Thank you.

done

The Libertas Corporation would like to open a Savings Account with this Bank.

We would like to revive our account

The Nomadic People of Bedou would like to deposit into Savings type account $1,000,000,000.(Stones)

If the USSCR does not receive an update on their holdings, a team will be issued to take our possessions back.

BUMP.

Update: Ultimatum of 24 hours.

We are truely sorry for all the time , but with a motherboard blowout i had no access to the web , but we are back in business.

updated

After a time of deletion we are back in busniess.

If you have an account with us you may retreive your funds.

National Commonwealth Bank
6345 Rue Champs-De-République
Verum, RNC Federal District 14556

In has come to our attention that in your time departed from the international community, National Commonwealth Bank (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=9447587#post9447587) was established as another premiere financial instituion. Our bank would like to inquire about a possible re-launch and partnership, as we believe the services that we could offer together would yield benefits, far better than we can do separately. Please review our instituion and services (you'll find them to be explicity unique from your own) and please respond as soon as possible to our inquiry. Thank you!

Cordially,

Banking Representative, NCB

OOC: didn't know your bank existed...let's be partners, eh?

yes I could see I very profitable busniess. Lets decuss this more on our own thread....

OOC: Wolf America is a dead nation. I don't know why I am bothering letting you know this, but figured it might help you if you knew. Hell, I'll even go through the rest of the list to see what other ones are dead if you would be willing to benefit me with something

yes. how about 1/4 of the funds of the dead nations? sound good or how about weapons?

How about 1/2 of the funds?

1/4 and 2% ownership of my company. Fortune why so interested in me. dont you remember the mag. people didn't like my profit report. remember

1/4 and 2% ownership of my company. Fortune why so interested in me. dont you remember the mag. people didn't like my profit report. remember
sounds good

and I have no clue why I'm so interested. I guess I'm just bored

deal do what you can. the money will be sent straight to your country. and who is to recieve the stock?

oh and a list of the dead nations would be nice... help to add up the funds quicker

deal do what you can. the money will be sent straight to your country. and who is to recieve the stock?

oh and a list of the dead nations would be nice... help to add up the funds quicker
I'm working on the list, although I hav ea question, I'm going through the archives, and I'm finding nothing on this United Soviet Alliance. Was that a nation, or several nations in an alliance?

it is a dead alliance... I think. I have not seen anything about them in a long time so we will concider them as dead.

Turkmeny
Neo-wu
The United States of Wolf America
Psov
Quentol
Eldanor
Excalibor
Horizon Inc
AeroSpaceCity
Westerney
Yukos
USSCR Contingstent

?The God Falltothzu?

Mindset
JJ Ridge
United Aryan Nations (You can have the chocolate eclairs, although I want westerneys dustbunnies and paperclips!)
Rossheim
The South Pacific
Whittier
-Taliban-
Basaf
Nutropinia
Damned enter button- I guess it was good anyway, and one of the nations I put on the first list was still an active nation, its fixed though as of now

current funds from dead nations is- $42,630,418,459,010! so...... thats ....

$10657604614752.50 for you.

and

$31972813844257.50 for me as of now with the ones I saw.

never mind...!!!!!! those numbers are going to skyrocket.

never mind...!!!!!! those numbers are going to skyrocket.
not as much as one would think

hold the tape, JJ ridge is still active
noticed that their account was under an abreviation

not as much as one would think
trust me those original numbers were from 6 dead nations...... hardly the number on the list....

and sorry about the abbreviation

trust me those original numbers were from 6 dead nations...... hardly the number on the list....

and sorry about the abbreviation
i see now, and no worries, I caught it before anything bad happened

ok I will start adding up the assests..... this may be awhile...

found another one under a fake name

Communist Rule disgused as USSCR Contingstent

well I guess that means the assets are ours. look at it as a seperate account.

well I guess that means the assets are ours. look at it as a seperate account.
Very good

current total is

$ 172,002,370,882,177

yours:

Mine:

plz divide it accordingly i have something to do. thanks

ok, I'll do that

Me: 43,000,592,720,544.25

You: 129,001,778,161,632.75

great thanks for the help ... enjoy the money... oh WTI and two other banks will be merging . thinking about bringing back the MAg.

great thanks for the help ... enjoy the money... oh WTI and two other banks will be merging . thinking about bringing back the MAg.
I will, and boredom does many things to people, this happens to be one of them.

try not to over do it.

try not to over do it.
Never do.

dont be a stranger. I like you. I think we got a lot in common here. plus I know people trust your profit reports, you can be very helpful. and you could profit.

Wasn't planning on being a stranger. Although, would a nation that practically all of it's economy relies on mercenaries be terribly finacially secure? I mean sure during war they are very profitable, but during peace, very little use can be found for mercenaries. And it just so happens I'm not Wolf America, if you were thinking I was. I actually kind of refuse to RP with him, due to several bad experiences. I know he is still on NS, only under a different nation name, I know the nations name, but I'm not saying it even though he is stupidly using all the same characters names. I only know he is a dead nation off the top of my head was because I was in a RP with him when he decided to quit NS, where he swore he would never come back. Two days later he already made a new nation and was crying to me because I was the only one who was nice to him. Although due to serious godmodding on his part I refused to RP with him from then on. And why I told you all this I have no clue. It's late and I probably shouldn't be thinking right now, but thats besides the point. I have a feeling this isn't making much sense, even to myself.

trust me weapons sells and war related storfront are only the tip of the ice cube. I have peace time and war time storefronts, national insurance, banks, weapons, a hospitol is coming. I own oil fields, precious metal mines. I have an unlimited amount of areas to make money. I am very secure in my finances

And The fact that you told me your not Wolf America, didn't matter. I knew you weren't him , but thanks for the info.

Very good, and I'm getting into my late sleep deprived mood of mine, so I'll try and keep from being too incomprensable.

Oh, and be sure to whore NoF mercs for me in one of your wartime storefronts. Although, at the moment I'm about to be a bit tied up in jobs, although I might be able to make room for it.

thanks what time is it with you...asking its late here to.

thanks what time is it with you...asking its late here to.
12:40, although I had to get up very early this morning to pick up a relative at the airport, who at last minute decided not to come. The night before I probably only two hours of sleep, so I'm a tall lanky insomniac.

3:42 am. And I dont sleep much, so I am ok. And The best time for me to get on N.S. at this time.

I would like to put $2,000,000,000 into My nations checking account.
Thanks.

I would like to withdraw 6 trillion from my checking account

Well this is unexpected.... WTI is asking that all wh are banking with us to please withdraw your accounts and to please have them reinstated.... this comes as we are reorganizing. thank you for your time.

Well this is unexpected.... WTI is asking that all wh are banking with us to please withdraw your accounts and to please have them reinstated.... this comes as we are reorganizing. thank you for your time.
((OOC:Thanks for handling that, I thought you were dead. As a nation I mean.))

Thanks I am going to start over again with everything... Bank, storefront, Insurance. Its all getting rebuild from the ground up. And I would love to have you help me NoF....,.

Thanks I am going to start over again with everything... Bank, storefront, Insurance. Its all getting rebuild from the ground up. And I would love to have you help me NoF....,.
OOC: I would love to help you, just TG me a link when it's open. BTW I still want those dust bunnies and paperclips

OOC: Yea.... It looked a little broken up..... this is for the best

((OOC:I gotta go now, I don't know when I'll be back.))

Ok We would like to empty our accounts

Ok We would like to empty our accounts
In the interest of making this quicker and eiser for us all I will do the deed! I hereby make your account empty, alhtough you never specified where......
*Shifty eyes*

Here you go, all of it's accounted for.