The South Pacific
30-08-2004, 07:29
In light of warhawk James Cullhound's victory in recent elections here, the government of the South Pacific has begun taking preparatory steps toward attacking the evil Whittier Pact which has for too long been a scourge on this planet and threat to freedom loving people everywhere.
We are currently in the process of updating our military forces.
It is expected that President elect Cullhound will issue the orders to liberate WHittier Pact nations as soon as he is sworn into office.
While outgoing President Andrew Jackson has signed the bill to update the military, he openly opposes war.
Jackson is leaving office due to term limits.
Cullhound campaigned on smashing the Whittier Pact nations and on restoring the International Freedom Defense Organisation.
Meantime, antiwar protestors have taken to the streets to protest the war preparations.
In a campaign speech earlier this year, Cullhound referred to WHittier and the Whittier Pact as "an Evil Empire that oppresses and tortures people whereever it goes. An evil empire that supports terrorism and piracy. An league of evil that seeks to crush the desires of freedom of all persons in all nations they invade. If I am elected I will wage war to obliterate the Whittier Pact and its members. I will wage war to bring freedom to those nations oppressed by Whittier and its evil allies. I will go on the offensive and give the people of Whittier and other WHittier Pact nations their first taste of democracy."
More news as the situation develops.
We are currently in the process of updating our military forces.
It is expected that President elect Cullhound will issue the orders to liberate WHittier Pact nations as soon as he is sworn into office.
While outgoing President Andrew Jackson has signed the bill to update the military, he openly opposes war.
Jackson is leaving office due to term limits.
Cullhound campaigned on smashing the Whittier Pact nations and on restoring the International Freedom Defense Organisation.
Meantime, antiwar protestors have taken to the streets to protest the war preparations.
In a campaign speech earlier this year, Cullhound referred to WHittier and the Whittier Pact as "an Evil Empire that oppresses and tortures people whereever it goes. An evil empire that supports terrorism and piracy. An league of evil that seeks to crush the desires of freedom of all persons in all nations they invade. If I am elected I will wage war to obliterate the Whittier Pact and its members. I will wage war to bring freedom to those nations oppressed by Whittier and its evil allies. I will go on the offensive and give the people of Whittier and other WHittier Pact nations their first taste of democracy."
More news as the situation develops.