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The nation of gaymomass hereby declares war on the following nations: every nation

anyone who resists our coolness will be killed thouroughly by our invulerable army equipped with standard 00ber n00ber r0k3t p4ks. Resistance is dumb.

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*ignore*

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Xd

Official Statement by Warsmith Malricht of the Iron Warriors Legion, Ruler of the Galachorr System:

Bite me.

Look a troll!

Too bad we couldn't run a script on this page that immediately sends 400,000 volts through a poster's computer and into their ass if they post something overly stupid like "I will go to war with all of you!"

*Fires IGNORE CANNONS*

I hereby lend my support to this undeveloped yet capable nation in their campaign to kill everyone. Anyone who opposes us will be excecuted by being submitted to ass rays.

Noob Alert

Sirens blared throughout the compound as soldiers ran back and forth. A coputerized voice repeated,

"Noob alert. All soldiers prepare for noobs."

The duel ignore cannons rotated and fired.

[OOC - *shakes head*]

I got an idea. How about you sya you're sorry for your war declarastion adn go and pray that the bigger more realistic nations don't decide to play nuke/glass the n00b.

Power levels dropped all over ITD today, as the Empire fired its newly installed Quad Ignore Cannons. They have a range of over 300 million light years, and they can penetrate nearly every type of armour.

After the cannons were fired, stock prices in Venom Corporation rose 30 points.

I fire my anti-ignore cannons which shield me from your stupidnesses. I told you that you can't kill me, now prepare to die. I fire nukes that destroy every nation in NS

(In a slow boring voice)

Oh boy, another noob who belives he can destory every nation in NS. *yawns*

General frequency transmission from the Imperial capital of Sdaeriji


TO: The leadership and populace of Gaymomass
FROM: Chairman Ilsuo Santite, Sdaeriji


Congratulations from the Imperial Dominion! The Imperial Foriegn Relation Commission has decided that Gaymomass qualifies for admittance into the Empire of Sdaeriji. This is an honor bestowed upon only a select few nations. You should truly be proud. The Imperial Dominion will be sending 300,000 soldiers to your soil to aid in integration, along with five full carrier groups. Integration should go quite smoothly, and soon you will be the newest members of the Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji. We eagerly await a response to this magnificent honor that has been bestowed upon you.

Chairman Ilsuo Santite
Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji

What's that? Oh, that's right. I cannot hear you. :p

*sighs* Let him go, I'm curious as to how his OOber plan of complete destruction and annihilation works

General frequency transmission from the Imperial capital of Sdaeriji


TO: The leadership and populace of Gaymomass
FROM: Chairman Ilsuo Santite, Sdaeriji


Congratulations from the Imperial Dominion! The Imperial Foriegn Relation Commission has decided that Gaymomass qualifies for admittance into the Empire of Sdaeriji. This is an honor bestowed upon only a select few nations. You should truly be proud. The Imperial Dominion will be sending 300,000 soldiers to your soil to aid in integration, along with five full carrier groups. Integration should go quite smoothly, and soon you will be the newest members of the Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji. We eagerly await a response to this magnificent honor that has been bestowed upon you.

Chairman Ilsuo Santite
Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji

Oops, I accidentally fired my supreme nuclear warheads on your carrier groups and nation and your ded. sorry heres a turd buy a stick of gum

Oops, I accidentally fired my supreme nuclear warheads on your carrier groups and nation and your ded. sorry heres a turd buy a stick of gum

My ded? I don't have a ded.

OOC: Time to test my Automatic IGNORE Cannon System of Doomishly Doomishlike Doom

VP Orcha Yultanov yawned, first a giant shield surrounded the Island, then three large cannons, in undisclosed locations, fired a beam so powerful that when it passes your body you wish they were cutting off your testicles instead. The beams merged into one superbeam, connecting with a sattelite that absorbed the beam. The satellite relaunched the beam, turning it to an uber beam, it landed on the n00b, destroying him forever....

ooc:


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http://www.msu.edu/user/villafr1/photo/cannon.jpg

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Brought to you by Industrial Noob Creations.

Only $19.95, get yours now!

My ded? I don't have a ded.

Well SOMEBODY'S kranky. Well Iguess I can't blame you after you died

Well SOMEBODY'S kranky. Well Iguess I can't blame you after you died

It's spelled cranky, you hormonally filled teenager you.

*rolls eyes*
That has to be the most stupid action I've seen in a long time. And considering the things I've seen in the past 6 months that is saying a lot.My nations both hereby toss your decleration of war back to you and laugh in your face. (is also speaking for the confederacy of lafeel)

Oooooh, ooooh! Can I rip him a new orifice? Oh can I please?

Honestly, this is pathetic. I am a member nation in a military alliance (just under 3 billion people), and I would never think our Alliance capable of the things this moron is attempting. Here's a hint, "Gaymomass": get a brain. Maybe it would help in your quest for "world domination" or some such other idiotic idea.

-Grand Minister of Defectiveness

Greetings, Sdaeriji.

I would like to purchase 1,000 of these I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons for the grand total of 20,000 dollars.

Sharina will be able to protect itself aganist any god-modder.


Thanks.
President Rand Veristek

Ignore

rotflmao

^_^

How entertaining!

ooc:


Now, from Industrial Noob Creations, the company that brought you "T3H N00KZ0RZ" and "T3H OMFG GODMODD!!!!111!!!1!one~", comes our greatest product ever, the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000. This new IGNORE cannon is the latest in cutting edge ignore technology. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000 is powered by seven powerfully powerful Pebblebed nuclear reactors, to insure that your IGNORE cannon is always fully charged and never in danger of power failure in those critical ignore moments. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000's powerful patented Ignoratron 5555 ignore beam is state-of-the-art, actually employing 47 seperate ignore beams fired simultaneously for maximum ignore coverage and insurance against an ignore beam blowout keeping you from firing off that critical IGNORE. Every serious RPer needs the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000 for those ever critical IGNOREs. Only $19.95!!!!! Get yours now!!!!!

http://www.msu.edu/user/villafr1/photo/cannon.jpg

The I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000, the latest in cutting edge technology.

Brought to you by Industrial Noob Creations.

Only $19.95, get yours now!


Something tells me you've had that for a while and wanted a situation to use it.

Something tells me you've had that for a while and wanted a situation to use it.

It's old, actually. I first made it on a whim a month ago in response to a noob who demanded the disbandment of the UN. I just dug it up and reposted it.

ooc:


Now, from Industrial Noob Creations, the company that brought you "T3H N00KZ0RZ" and "T3H OMFG GODMODD!!!!111!!!1!one~", comes our greatest product ever, the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000. This new IGNORE cannon is the latest in cutting edge ignore technology. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000 is powered by seven powerfully powerful Pebblebed nuclear reactors, to insure that your IGNORE cannon is always fully charged and never in danger of power failure in those critical ignore moments. The I.G.N.O.R.E. 4000's powerful patented Ignoratron 5555 ignore beam is state-of-the-art, actually employing 47 seperate ignore beams fired simultaneously for maximum ignore coverage and insurance against an ignore beam blowout keeping you from firing off that critical IGNORE. Every serious RPer needs the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000 for those ever critical IGNOREs. Only $19.95!!!!! Get yours now!!!!!

http://www.msu.edu/user/villafr1/photo/cannon.jpg

The I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000, the latest in cutting edge technology.

Brought to you by Industrial Noob Creations.

Only $19.95, get yours now!

We seem to have misplaced ours in the recent unplesentness. We will purchase two.

Now Gaymomass you shouldn't think that black powder rockets with the words Ultra ICBM are actually an ICBM...after all real nukes don't cost fifty cents in a garage sale.

Greetings,

The Incorporated States of Sarzonia would like to order 100 of the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000. At $19.95 each, the total should come to $1,995.

Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Thank you for your consideration.

Terrence A. Wilson
Vice President for Defense

Greetings, Sdaeriji.

I would like to purchase 1,000 of these I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons for the grand total of 20,000 dollars.

Sharina will be able to protect itself aganist any god-modder.


Thanks.
President Rand Veristek

Confirmed. Enjoy.

CEO N00by Mcn00kz0rz
Industrial Noob Creations

We seem to have misplaced ours in the recent unplesentness. We will purchase two.

Now Gaymomass you shouldn't think that black powder rockets with the words Ultra ICBM are actually an ICBM...after all real nukes don't cost fifty cents in a garage sale.

Greetings,

The Incorporated States of Sarzonia would like to order 100 of the I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannon 4000. At $19.95 each, the total should come to $1,995.

Money will be wired upon confirmation.

Thank you for your consideration.

Terrence A. Wilson
Vice President for Defense

Both orders are confirmed. Enjoy.

CEO N00by Mcn00kz0rz
Industrial Noob Creations

(OOC) Not only is incredibly funny that this n00b idiot doesn't know what an ignore cannon is (they block you and, I believe, cannot see anything you post), his blatant Godmodding is downright hillarious.

First, your a fag.

Second, you expect to destroy over 10,000 nations, some comprising over 3 billion people, with nukes you made with a population of 5 million? Get over yourself. There probably isn't that much Uranium-234 on the Earth anyways.

Third, (IC) my missle defence shield blocks and destroys your nukes, however, I release missles containing VX34 poison gas (a recent invention from Aisetaselanau, given to our colonies. It will not break down until temperatures in excess of 100,000 degrees Celsius) at your tiny screwed-up country. Nothing you can do can stop it: if you blow up the missles, you release the gas which will kill millions, if you let them hit you the gas is released and will kill millions. You cannot stop the death of the majority of people in your nation.

(OOC) Get over youself and learn to play before saying you declare war on everyone.

Oh, and I would like one of thoes ignore cannons.... do you accept aiseus?

As we now can see the need for them, the Incorporated states of hardheads hereby puts in a formal order for 1000 of those I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons 4000, payment ready upon delivery.

The missile defense force in Phalanix today almost fired missles after they fell out of there seats laughing when a bunch of toy missles with the words "We nuke you. You dead," on them.

Our minster of the millitary noticed thoes words on rubble from the exploded missles as well!

While we respect your IGNORE Cannon 4000, we much prefer our own method, the Infrared Guided Nonstoppable Orbital Reignition Energy Cannon.

I, United Christiandom, acting a mediator have come between you and The Empire of Reich Nationalist Fury. The Empire has taken on your challange. Seconds after deciding to declare war on you, they took a look at your nation and figured you were only worth nuking into atoms if there was something to be gained.

Oh, and I wouldn't reccomend going after them. It tends to be bad for your health to get whipped, beaten and later having your nation subjugated into slavery by an angry local.

Just stick to local poltics kid.

God bless you anyway, and I pray that you will gain wisdom and strength through our only Lord and Father in the name of Jesus Christ our Savior.

-R. S. of UC

Oh come on. How can you take this seriously?

"I fire my anti-ignore cannons which shield me from your stupidnesses. I told you that you can't kill me, now prepare to die. I fire nukes that destroy every nation in NS" <== win

"omg nub lol you cant taek over the world 8)" <== you lose

Notice of Test: I.G.N.O.R.E 4000 tested on Terran nation of Gaymomass...

Found to work quite effectively...

We highly recommend this weapon...to remove the new noobs comming on line, college starts again guys...

P.S. reborn May 2003 nation here...

(OOC) Not only is incredibly funny that this n00b idiot doesn't know what an ignore cannon is (they block you and, I believe, cannot see anything you post), his blatant Godmodding is downright hillarious.

First, your a fag.

Second, you expect to destroy over 10,000 nations, some comprising over 3 billion people, with nukes you made with a population of 5 million? Get over yourself. There probably isn't that much Uranium-234 on the Earth anyways.

Third, (IC) my missle defence shield blocks and destroys your nukes, however, I release missles containing VX34 poison gas (a recent invention from Aisetaselanau, given to our colonies. It will not break down until temperatures in excess of 100,000 degrees Celsius) at your tiny screwed-up country. Nothing you can do can stop it: if you blow up the missles, you release the gas which will kill millions, if you let them hit you the gas is released and will kill millions. You cannot stop the death of the majority of people in your nation.

(OOC) Get over youself and learn to play before saying you declare war on everyone.

Oh, and I would like one of thoes ignore cannons.... do you accept aiseus?

Please don't godmodd. it looks like I should be"ignoring cannon" you cause all you do is godmod. "OH LOOK I HAVE ULTIMATE MISSILES THAT WILLK ILL U LOLOL"

n00bs like you shuold just die

and to the blind christian unable to think for himself, god does not exist. Well, he used to until I assraped him so hard he died. Then I skullfucked jesus and left him to a bunch of cubans who, in turn, gangraped him.

Oh, and I would like one of thoes ignore cannons.... do you accept aiseus?

We accept any form of currency.

As we now can see the need for them, the Incorporated states of hardheads hereby puts in a formal order for 1000 of those I.G.N.O.R.E. Cannons 4000, payment ready upon delivery.

Confirmed. Enjoy.


CEO N00by Mcn00kz0rz
Industrial Noob Creations

Thank you.
*points the lot of them at Gaymomass but doesn't fire as he's giving him a chance to improve*

Please don't godmodd. it looks like I should be"ignoring cannon" you cause all you do is godmod. "OH LOOK I HAVE ULTIMATE MISSILES THAT WILLK ILL U LOLOL"

n00bs like you shuold just die

and to the blind christian unable to think for himself, god does not exist. Well, he used to until I assraped him so hard he died. Then I skullfucked jesus and left him to a bunch of cubans who, in turn, gangraped him.

Actually, I'm not Godmodding, not that you know what that means. The technology I've researched is quite plosible for a nation my size. They're not untimate missles: they're a chemical that is resilliant to heat. There is an antidote, but good luck giving an Antropine auto-injector to every person in your nation.

Please don't godmodd. it looks like I should be"ignoring cannon" you cause all you do is godmod. "OH LOOK I HAVE ULTIMATE MISSILES THAT WILLK ILL U LOLOL"

n00bs like you shuold just die

and to the blind christian unable to think for himself, god does not exist. Well, he used to until I assraped him so hard he died. Then I skullfucked jesus and left him to a bunch of cubans who, in turn, gangraped him.

Ah you don't get the N.S. joke. then do you kid? The IGNORE has long been used to remove a nation such as yours from the pages of history. Or in effect it is a decleration that you do not exist OOCly or ICly...

It has long been a running joke about using an ignore cannon and either ridiclous types and god mods have been designed. The IGNORE cannon is one of those NS traditions that exist. Now I'm going to IGNORE you again so I don't have to read the padantric crap you put out you call Rp...

edit: Ah, I misread that statement you made. I thought you had said ignore cannons were godmod...

and to the blind christian unable to think for himself, god does not exist. Well, he used to until I assraped him so hard he died. Then I skullfucked jesus and left him to a bunch of cubans who, in turn, gangraped him.


Way to go. This kind of stuff will get you banned and deleted from NS.

Let's hope he does!

If it dosn't I say we all glass/nuke. Then we can play rock, paper, sisors for his nation that would be a giant radiooactive glass hell hole.

Glass?

You're all such tools. All of you. Every single one of you who responded "N00B U CANT DESTRYO WORLD LOL IGNORE CANNON TOWARDS YOU STOP POSTING". Honestly, do you think anyone this stupid really exists? I can clearly tell this is a person playing a shenanigans on us all. Most likely a puppet...unless you all get boners from firing IGNORE cannons. To each his own..

Glass as in cook the ground to such a point with a nucklear or plasma based WMD to turn the ground into glass.

OK can't I just poison the shit out of his country? It'll be fun seeing no living creature there.

Honestly, do you think anyone this stupid really exists?

Yes.

Agreed. There are much stupider people.

Damn right. And I think the poison works to but the WMD attacks are so much more satisfying

What about Seph or Hataria?

Agreed. There are much stupider people.
Our current president, for example. :) . Oh. . .you take any currency, right? That means that we can pay you in ninjas. Don't worry, they are not human beings, they are just coins with ninjas stamped on them. (Oh, and they take fingerprints and have an unreliable bug system in them, Snake Ghandi is not much for privacy)
Edit: Our minister of foreign affairs has errously released false information. He is obviously overworked, and has been given a nice, long relaxing vaccation. We would like 5 Ignore Cannons, thank you.

and to the blind christian unable to think for himself, god does not exist. Well, he used to until I assraped him so hard he died. Then I skullfucked jesus and left him to a bunch of cubans who, in turn, gangraped him.

Say the same stuff about Allah too, go on I dare you idiot.

This nation is obviously a puppet, as DuHaru said this person knew too much about NS right from the start to a be total nOOb. Now can everyone stop posting about it and just move on and as was said many times and in various creative ways *Ignore*

Damn right. And I think the poison works to but the WMD attacks are so much more satisfying

Ah, but this gas is a WMD. 1000 ml (one litre, about 1/3 a gallon I believe), if displaced evenly at 1 KM in the air, could posibly rain down on 100 KM, and still be lethal enough to kill most organisms on the ground.

OOC: I declare war on every Nation. What a Fruit. And he's all angry because no one liked his idea because it was stupid. Gangraping jesus, YOU HAVE SOME ANGER ISSUES!

Then we nuke it and we have some fun.

Ok I'll gas, you nuke. Since my shit can withstand 100,000 degrees Celsius, it will actually survive a nuclear explosion.


ICRP: At 12:52 AM, Enisumentela declaired war on Gaymomass. The immidiate effect of this declaration was the release of 11 rockets filled with 2 litres each of VX34, a deadly nerve gas.

The nation of gaymomass hereby declares war on the following nations: every nation

anyone who resists our coolness will be killed thouroughly by our invulerable army equipped with standard 00ber n00ber r0k3t p4ks. Resistance is dumb.

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You do realise you declared war on yourself don't you?

Wow: I actually didn't notice that. He's actually stupider than Dubya!

OMFG

But, he's gone anyways.

By 12:59, the missles are over the capitol city of Gaymomass. In a violent explosion 700 metres off the ground, the first 3 missles explode followed closely by the remaining 8. The exploded missles release a cloud of greenish vapour that gradually descends to the ground. The people begin dying almost immedietly.


And wow: since he isn't here to Godmod, he can't stop that!

Then we nuke it and we have some fun.
One of Snake Ghandi's somewhat insane generals laughs as he approaches the big red button, with a sign saying "Do NOT touch. Really." labed in bright letters. "Soon, our nukes will burnimate the WURL!one!11!!" with a smirk he pushes the button. Almost immeditly, it activates a spam messager which forwards a "OMGWTFBBQ!11!one! You've been burnimated!" message to everyone whos email address it has. They are subisquently put on the ignore list. Oh, yeah and one missle WAS launched. It consisted of a coke can tied together with string, probelled by a kinected energy discharge divice (otherwise known as a spring) That is a realistic response from a nation of my size and power to message like this. Other than the iignore cannon, of course. I am refering to the first message of, course.

I fire my anti-ignore cannons which shield me from your stupidnesses. I told you that you can't kill me, now prepare to die. I fire nukes that destroy every nation in NS
"What?!?"
"Someone tried to nuke us, your majesty."
"Surely not! No one could possibly be that stupid."
"I have always found it wise, Taryd, to never underestimate the human capacity for stupidity."
"Huh. I suppose you're right. Did it do any damage?"
"Fortunately, the missile didn't land in the radio outpost, or even a population center. A tree was smashed, but that is all."*
"Good. Still, as they say, it's the thought that counts. Do you think you can find out who's responsible?"
"Easily. The nation announced its action even as it was performed."
"This is an insult to the kingdom. Jalt, send someone to have a little talk with their leader. I want them to know that such behavior is unacceptable, even when it causes no significant damage."
"I shall see to it at once, your majesty."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
23 minutes later, the shadowdancer warrior Verkun Tirgonath set off toward the Gaymomass border. His bow was slung across his back; his sheathed sword and a quiver of arrows hung at his belt. It would take him some time to arrive, but shadowdancers move quickly... especially when aided by magic.

*The ground in Dar-Kavryn has a very high concentration of a rare greenish crystal known to the inhabitants as viridium. This strange substance has a powerfull disruptive effect on technology. Because of this, we possess no weapon more powerfull than a crossbow, and a nuclear bomb is no more dangerous than a rock falling from the sky (unless it hits the radio outpost). While our weapons are rather primitive, we do have powerfull magic under our control. If you don't find dealing with this acceptable, don't attack us.

OOC: I'll need to know what Verkun will see when he reaches the border.
By the way, when it comes to IGNORE technology, I generally just stick with my dagger...
And don't fire the nukes 'till my character's done his work, please. I don't have any WMDs, so I can't join in the fun once they start flying....

The Republic of Sharina claims all the lands of Gaymomass. It shall be used for two budding industries in Sharina.

Defense Research and Space Program.

(Advance time 24 hours for the sake of the roleplay.)

After the decay of the final amounts of the gas, surveyors from the country of Aisetaselanau entered the streets of the former capitol.

"There was no way they could have stopped it," said a head surveyor.

Approximate dead: 900,000. Injured: Well over 200,000

The Republic of Sharina extends its hand of friendship to the nation of Dar-Kavryn, and is more than happy to provide aid to its people, and its forces.


Live well,
President Rand Veristek

Neither Aisetaselanau or Enisumentela wish the use of the lands. They are free for the taking. Just be careful of sewers in the main city: they may contain pockets of gas that can take months to degrade.

I extend friendship to everyone who has posted on page 5 so far.

OOC: I'll need to know what Verkun will see when he reaches the border.
By the way, when it comes to IGNORE technology, I generally just stick with my dagger...
And don't fire the nukes 'till my character's done his work, please. I don't have any WMDs, so I can't join in the fun once they start flying....

Well, I just gassed the shit out of their main city, however other areas are still alive.

Oh, and our reports are unconfirmed, but we believe the president was in a building at the time of the gas attack. He was not counted as part of the living, and if he is part of the dead the analysis and identification by Aisetaselanau will take a week. (OOC: If you want to have it so he escaped and is hiding in another city, have fun! I'm done for tonight.)

Please no nuking for a little while.

-----------------------------

The confirmation of the dead was complete. It seems the president and some of his cabinet escaped. All people from either Enisumentela or Aisetaselanau leave via ship. Out work is done.

Comminque to all nations attacking Gaymomass

We will be landing our troops on Gaymomass shores, along with several dozen of the recently purchased I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons. The cannons will ensure that no god modding will take place.

We are in need of land for our defensive weapons testing, and our budding space program.

Other nations are welcome to establish outposts and such on the fringes of Gaymomass territory.


President Rand Veristek

Thank you, friends. At the moment it does not look like help will be needed, but we are always pleased to gain new friends. If we can ever help you in any way, let us know and we will do what we can.

-Taryd, King of Dar-Kavryn

Man, I can't believe I missed an opportunity to laugh at a total dumbass!! I never miss out on something like that!!


Crazed Stuntmen

Greetings, friend Taryd of Dar-Kavryn,

Would you be interested in establishing embassies, opening up trade, and have some cultural and information exchange? We would like to be friends and allies with a fine nation as yourself.

Live well,
President Rand Veristek

ITD must, regretfully, opt out of this war. Good Luck!

Comminque to all nations attacking Gaymomass

We will be landing our troops on Gaymomass shores, along with several dozen of the recently purchased I.G.N.O.R.E. cannons. The cannons will ensure that no god modding will take place.

We are in need of land for our defensive weapons testing, and our budding space program.

Other nations are welcome to establish outposts and such on the fringes of Gaymomass territory.


President Rand Veristek
Snake Ghandi shall be sending 100,000 soldiers into the ruins of the nation of Gaymomass. They have orders to only engage proven hostile forces, which is currently defined as the the Nation of Gaymomass. Once there, they shall begin to uproot tree, plants, and other fauna, rigourously test everything through a safety system, then ship them back home, to add to the alreadyy estensive forests. Some soldiers made the mistake of qustioning how the heck the trees would survive long enough. They were. . .relocated.

Greeting to Dar-Kavryn, Snake Ghandi and Sharina. If further communication interests are mutual, lines of communication will certainly remain open, mainly Telegram.

All those poor innocent people dead

Every time I see something like this.....I remember my first posts. Ah, the time before IGNORE cannons.....

Sending five thousand termybirds over to bomb gaymomass with termybird crap, these birds weigh fifty thousand tonnes each and we will be feeding them plenty of bread before they leave.

lol

Greetings, friend Taryd of Dar-Kavryn,

Would you be interested in establishing embassies, opening up trade, and have some cultural and information exchange? We would like to be friends and allies with a fine nation as yourself.

Live well,
President Rand Veristek

Certainly! We shall prepare a building for your embassy immediately. How much space would you like for it? Or, if you prefer, we can set aside some chambers in the palace for your use. The choice is yours.
By the way, I feel I should warn you that many of my people are rather... unusual in appearance; please do not be alarmed by them. If you wish, I will send only humans to your country.

Good luck in all you attempt,
-Taryd

OOC: I've been inactive over the summer, and just returned. It will take a while for me to find or remember all of the relevent information...

All those poor innocent people dead

Meh could've been worse.... Two rockets would have killed just as many people. We could've attacked several cities. However, we only attacked one to keep the invading forces of other nations safe.

Termybird assault completed, a sucessful mission with all birds and their riders returning safely after dropping their loads, our latest satelite reports show the Capital of Gaymomass and its perverted inhabitants under three and a half metres of termybird crap.

A National three day holiday to celebrate the destruction of Gaymomass has been ordered for the Capital of Terminalia -Termia, and other citys at the end of the week, free grog and meat for all.

The nation of gaymomass hereby declares war on the following nations: every nation

anyone who resists our coolness will be killed thouroughly by our invulerable army equipped with standard 00ber n00ber r0k3t p4ks. Resistance is dumb.

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Ok, who's puppet are you? Just tell me now and the mods wont have to search through IPs to find out who to warn.

SPiced hAM i believe.

I dont belive this guy is serious, but Im still eating marshmallow.

Sure....

I'm going to launch nukes at him. Also, I'm going to use low-level bombing raids to destroy his IGNORE cannons. People like him must be "contained" at all costs.

Don't feed the trolls!

iLock. iModBomb.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation