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Malignant Epidemic...

Fascist Confederacy
30-08-2004, 01:00
Charlsey Maurice Reporting:

Around 5 am this morning, five thousand people of Q-Colony 367 (An immigration colony for the Fascist Confederacy) fell dead where they stood. Earlier today, the massacre was said to have been a massive chemical attack. But that was ruled out when autopsies were preformed to find a malignant turmor had infected over 86% of the victims brains and coiled itself around the brain stem and spinal cord. The diagnosed disease is unknown but has been codenamed Demisal. Doctors as of now believe the disease was introduced via medications ever person of Q-Colonies have to take in order to inhabate the Fascist Confederacy. On that, Dr. James Scholtz was arrested in conspiracy to attack the colony. Please stay tuned to FNN for further updates.
Now on a lighter note...

Secret IC:
Somewhere On Fascia:

"Aid," Announced Der Reichsfuhrer Dr. Lecter.

"Yes Sir?"

"Did you tell Der Fuhrer of the success of Project Malner?"

"Yes Sir."

"Good."

"May I speak freely, Sir?"

"Yes."

"If it is a cancer, how can so many people have it and die at around the same time?"

"Well... It isn't a cancer. It is a new, man made disease known as Malner. It is able to be caught via breathing in the bacteria, drinking contaminated water supplies, or DNA transfusions. But, most highly educated doctors will diagnose it as a cancer because of its known form. But they don't see it in its entirity. Once infected, it contaminates your blood supply, then begins detierorating your organs before completely obliterating your central nervous system. From infected to death is about 48 hours. But, almost directly after infection an excrutiating pain begins to build. It's like fire in your veins... THe rest I won't get into... But let's just put it this way: Whatever poor bastard is infected with this... Won't be walking till the corener carries them off..."

"So, that's why there was a rapid decline in population activity in Secter 5 of Q-Colony 367?"

"Exactly..."

With that, the Aid dismisses himself, and Der Reichsfuhrer continues his mental boasting of the Reichs accomplishment...