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Lazarus Oil, a subsidiary of Venom Corporation, wishes to purchase disease free human corpses for the price of 150 USD per corpse. Corpses must be relatively fresh, with 75+ percent of the body flesh still present. We shall provide transportation.

ooc: nothing sinister... just going to use them for our thermal depolymerization plants to make cheap oil.

That is apalling.
My nation's government is evil, and I still find that to be apalling.

We will sell you the corpses of several hundred thousand humans who have been killed during the demonic invasion of Akaton. Most of them are completely intact, only having had their souls eaten by the demons.

You know it's late when this thread makes you crack up.....

That is apalling.
My nation's government is evil, and I still find that to be apalling.
"Bodies are ephemeral. They take up space. They smell rotten. Thats why its tradition to burn the dead, to give praise to the cycle of life and death of the loa. This is really no different, except it serves a purpose, and those, is better than filling up usable space in the ground."
- Dominus Pele Kawau

We'll sell you 10,000 fresh corpses.

We will sell you the corpses of several hundred thousand humans who have been killed during the demonic invasion of Akaton. Most of them are completely intact, only having had their souls eaten by the demons.

Please be more exact on the total number, the fee depends on it.

We'll sell you 10,000 fresh corpses.

$1,500,000 wired, our ships are being sent to pick them up.

We've put up a news paper adds so familys can sell their deceased. It will benefit the economy. There will be 23,000 corpses waiting in Junnktopia after the money is wired.

This is an option being made available to the Praetonian public. Some people in our nation like the idea of 'returning to the earth' by being made into fossil fuels, and so they might like to do it. Their families will receive 60% of the money and the Praetonian government 40%, in accordance with our income tax rules.

We've put up a news paper adds so familys can sell their deceased. It will benefit the economy. There will be 23,000 corpses waiting in Junnktopia after the money is wired.

$3450000 has been wired.
We are sending transport ships.

As of now, we have 230,000 corpses in good condition. However, due to the continued presence of demons in Akaton's capital, it is unsafe to attempt to collect some of these corpses. There are 150,000 corpses ready for immediate shipping, with the other 80,000 available when the demons are driven away.

Here's a link to the story behind the demonic invason of Akaton:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350006

As of now, we have 230,000 corpses in good condition. However, due to the continued presence of demons in Akaton's capital, it is unsafe to attempt to collect some of these corpses. There are 150,000 corpses ready for immediate shipping, with the other 80,000 available when the demons are driven away.

Here's a link to the story behind the demonic invason of Akaton:
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350006&highlight=demons

ooc: Are you a fantasy nation? ITD is a modern/post-modern nation.

Camewot can give you 500 corpses per week, the result of homeless people corpses with no family found on the street.
We would like a contract.

ooc: Are you a fantasy nation? ITD is a modern/post-modern nation.

Akaton is a future/fantasy nation. We combine advanced technology with magic and supernatural stuff.

Camewot can give you 500 corpses per week, the result of homeless people corpses with no family found on the street.
We would like a contract.

We have no need for a contract at this time, but thanks for offering it.

Akaton is a future/fantasy nation. We combine advanced technology with magic and supernatural stuff.

ooc: I would rather stay within our own universes. You are a future/fantasy and I am a modern/post-modern.

ooc: I would rather stay within our own universes. You are a future/fantasy and I am a modern/post-modern.
Oh well. If you change your mind, the corpses will still be here.

Lazarus Oil, a subsidiary of Venom Corporation, wishes to purchase disease free human corpses for the price of 150 USD per corpse. Corpses must be relatively fresh, with 75+ percent of the body flesh still present. We shall provide transportation.

ooc: nothing sinister... just going to use them for our thermal depolymerization plants to make cheap oil.

What the hell?
-Kaiserine Yuna.

What the hell?
-Kaiserine Yuna.

Greetings!
Are your interested?
-CEO Erik Kersk

Bump

We'll be happy to ship 100,000 corpses from the recent fighting in Botswana - there are more corpses, but most of those have been positively identified to have been killed by VX or other WMD.

$150 * 100,000 = $15,000,000

Cash will be wired, we are sending transport ships to pick up the bodies.

bump

bring out yer dead

bumpity bump i feel evil

ooc: Bump

ic:

We are still interested in purchasing corpses to use in our oil production.

Spinzania offers ten million corpses, following military action on VSI these dead are in good condition many having been killed by gas attacks (The VSI and Parthian dead :P)

THey will be waiting in the main SPizani dockyard upon confirmation

Ya this is something you don't do. Don't revive a dead thread....more so a gross one like this from LAST year. OK?

Why cant we revive it? Just cos you were here last year doesnt mean we were. Killbone is interested in this deal as we have hundreds of corpses from our failed cloning experiments as well as our regular dead (once we've harvested their organs of course). Are post-harvested corpses and clone corpses ok?

OOC: Thermal Deploymerization should kill all pathogens, destabilize all viruses, warp all prions, and turn any dangerous chemicals into their component parts. I love the name Lazarus Oil too.

The Leafanistani Government at the moment could sell you its entire stock of Jane and John Doe's who have exceeded their "storage limit" of 10 years in Leafanistani Morgues. We have a total of 670,345 corpses available for sale.

OOC:Lol, I actualy do this to my convicts and POWs (while they're alive). Hell, my whole prison system is based around thermal depolymerization (and, well, big microwaves, but that's another story)

OOC:Lol, I actualy do this to my convicts and POWs (while they're alive). Hell, my whole prison system is based around thermal depolymerization (and, well, big microwaves, but that's another story)

OOC: Awesome. My nation doesn't believe in the death penalty (cryo all around!), but prisoners are forced to work, and suffer terrible 'accidents' in Thermal Deploymerization plants. Families usually bribe a jailer to 'bump' into these people. The justice system overlooks these cases.

Law breakers in my nation are simply executed at the scene by my Enforcers. We find it clears up our prison overcrowding problem if we dont have prisons.

Law breakers in my nation are simply executed at the scene by my Enforcers. We find it clears up our prison overcrowding problem if we dont have prisons.

Send them to Lazarus Oil, make a profit!

Send them to Lazarus Oil, make a profit!

Killbone wishes to sell 10,000 law breaker corpses to Lazarus Oil.

OOC: I doubt ITD even remembers this thread exists, or that he actually comes to the forums often enough to see it's been (unnecessarily) revived...

Killbone wishes to sell 10,000 law breaker corpses to Lazarus Oil.

Greetings!

** $1,500,000 wired **

We will pick up the bodies soon.