NationStates Jolt Archive

Please do your own math. :)
Only bulk orders.

Cookies (per dozen):
M&M's: $3.50
Chocolate Chip: $3.25
Peanut Butter: $4.50
Plain: $3.00

Breads (per loaf):
White: $2.00
Wheat: $2.00
Rye: $2.00

Cakes:
White: $10
Chocolate: $10
White - Chocolate Swirl: $10
Fruit: $7.50

Cupcakes (per dozen):
White: $4
Chocolate: $4
White - Chocolate Swirl: $4
Cinnamon: $4

Icing (for cakes and cupcakes): vanilla, chocolate, butterscotch

Brownies (per pan):
Vanilla Brownies: $3.25
Regular Brownies: $3.25
Oreo Brownies: $3.75

Doughnuts (per dozen):
Glazed: $3.50
Glazed Chocolate: $3.50
Fruit Filling (Cherry, Strawberry, Blueberry): $3.75

Pies (per pie)
All pies cost $5.75
Fillings: blueberry, cherry, apple, blackberry, pear, mince-meat, fruit mix.

Icecream ($5 per gallon):
Vanilla
Chocolate
Strawberry
Cherry
Neapolitan
Cookie Dough
Cookies & Cream
Mint Chocolate Chip
Peanut Butter 'n Chocolate
Chocolate Chip
Peanut Butter Cup

Candy Bars ($1 each):
Snickers
5th Avenue
Milkyway
Butterfinger
Almond Joy
Mounds
Caramello
Twix
Kit Kat
Rolo
Smarties
M&M's
Skittles
Baby Ruth
Mars
3 Musketeers
100 Grand
Bottle Caps
Raisinets
Swedish Fish
Reese Cups
Reese Pieces
Sixlets
Shocktarts

Custom orders also possible.

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Ruthless Slaughter would like
100 white with chocolate swirl cakes
1000 peanut butter cookies

The total is $5,500, but we will pay an extra $2,000 for 20 gallons of milk to go with the order. I assume proper refrigeration will be used to transport the milk.

May I also suggest adding pies? As soon as you do, I'll order
5000 assorted pies, blueberry, cherry, apple, blackberry.
So it will be:
2000 blueberry
1000 cherry
1000 apple
1000 blackberry

A New Kyoto ninja, dressed in traditional ninja garb, somersaulted into the World inc offices, snuck inconspicously towards the elevator and pressed a button. he proceeded to remove the roof hatch and rode to the seventeenth floor, getting off at the eighteenth by wedging open the doors with his katana. He leapt through the doors and ran down the hallway. He encountered a gaggle of interns and headbutted his way through them, finally performing a fliying kick on the door marked 'Bake Sale', landing, and doing a three spin star jump to land directly in front of a desk full of cookies. Still holding his katana he swept it down at the woman behind said desk, stopping the blade mere millimeters from her forehead and shouting: "THE GRAND HIGH NINJA MASTER WANT FIVE COOKIES AND A CHOCOLATE SWIRL!" He pointed to a packet of M&M's "HOW MUCH IS THIS?"

"eleven fifty-five" she mumbled.

"THANKYOU!" he yelled, depositing two dollars upon the desk, "KEEP THE CHANGE!"
He turned, his bakeries in a plasic bag with a smiley face in one hand and sword in the other, jumped through the wrecked doorway, kicked the interns into submission again and leapt to the elevator. He was never seen at the ground floor. Nor were the cookies.

All orders are being processed and shipping will commence in 4 hours.
5000 pies - $28750
Cookies/Cake/Milk - 7500

Total: $36,250
We are giving a slight discount to even out the sum, need not worry about refridgeration.
Final Total: $36,000

Thanks You!

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Please note that World Inc was recently aquired and transformed into a Venom Corporation subsidiary. Venom Corporation is a state owned corporation, which belongs to ITD. The bake sale continues, however.

We desire 3000 bars of Caramello, that creamy delicious chocolate.
At a cost of 3,000 Dollars, which have been wired to your account.

We desire 3000 bars of Caramello, that creamy delicious chocolate.
At a cost of 3,000 Dollars, which have been wired to your account.

Your order is being shipped.

We also desire Oreo Brownies in quantities of 300.
The cost is $1125.

And of course, 500 Glazed chocolate donuts at the cost of $1750.

The totoal cost is $2875, but as a show of good faith we have wired 3,000 dollars to your account.

We also desire Oreo Brownies in quantities of 300.
The cost is $1125.

And of course, 500 Glazed chocolate donuts at the cost of $1750.

The totoal cost is $2875, but as a show of good faith we have wired 3,000 dollars to your account.

Your order is being shipped. To show appreciation for the extra money we are also sending a sheet of 1000 smiley face stickers.

Do you offer Hash Brownies? :)
We would also like some ganja cookies.

The Republic of Sandpit
Founder, Regional Federation of Cannabis Supporting Countries (RFCSN)

Do you offer Hash Brownies? :)
We would also like some ganja cookies.

The Republic of Sandpit
Founder, Regional Federation of Cannabis Supporting Countries (RFCSN)

No, sorry.

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1,200 apple pies please. $6,900 will be paid on confirmation.

OOC: Only just noticed this in your sig!

1,200 apple pies please. $6,900 will be paid on confirmation.

OOC: Only just noticed this in your sig!

Confirmed and on the way.

ooc: we have the global market cornered when it comes to bake sales.

ooc: we have the global market cornered when it comes to bake sales.
(ooc: lol you can say that again, while other nations sell WMDs, you sell sugar cookies with colored sprinkles, it's a beautiful thing lol)

ooc: no, I sell wmd. my weapons storefront is under development. do you want a nuclear weapon with sprinkles? ;)

ooc: no, I sell wmd. my weapons storefront is under development. do you want a nuclear weapon with sprinkles? ;)
(ooc: yes and a uranium cream filled center)

Lol, If your WMD store has as much humor as this, I will definately take a look at it.

We the holy republic will be ordering


50 cakes and cupcakes(all but cinnamon and fruit)
100 pans of brownies of all types and 10 gallons of cookie dough ice cream ok? I will wire money requested from you

I want a muffin.

All orders are being shipped.

No Key Lime Pie? This is an outrage!

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Our Emperor Galf, while having a diet primarily consisting of meat, has recently decided to have something diffrent. Perhaps something to keep him busy while he looks over the fields of impaled prisoners outside of his window? Obviously, to make sure we find at least something which his holiness can stomach, we will order one of every item mentioned on your list, along with a vat of icing sugar for the numerous caked goods. In exchange for this, we will pay you $250 USD. Keep the change, you have five days for the order to arrive before we send a few couriers to forcibly retrieve it.

From the Desk of The Emperor,
Daemon Farwell

The Electorate Bighat would like to aquire 3,200 chocolate chip cookies ($10,400), and 4,500 Kit Kat bars for his octannual "Haha I Got Elected And You Didn't" party, for the total of $14,900. Plus tip.

No Key Lime Pie? This is an outrage!

We are currently doing extensive research into our Key Lime Pie technology.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y21/Kutulmak/galf.gif

Our Emperor Galf, while having a diet primarily consisting of meat, has recently decided to have something diffrent. Perhaps something to keep him busy while he looks over the fields of impaled prisoners outside of his window? Obviously, to make sure we find at least something which his holiness can stomach, we will order one of every item mentioned on your list, along with a vat of icing sugar for the numerous caked goods. In exchange for this, we will pay you $250 USD. Keep the change, you have five days for the order to arrive before we send a few couriers to forcibly retrieve it.

From the Desk of The Emperor,
Daemon Farwell

We are willing to send this 'sample pack' for the fee you listed, but we do not appreciate the threatening manner in which it was made.

The Electorate Bighat would like to aquire 3,200 chocolate chip cookies ($10,400), and 4,500 Kit Kat bars for his octannual "Haha I Got Elected And You Didn't" party, for the total of $14,900. Plus tip.

Your baked goods should arrive shortly via airdrop. Good day.

We require 100 dozen Chocolate Chip cookies, for $325. Money's been sent by the Government PayPal Account. Can't wait to eat the... I mean, put them to the good of the nation.

Vince Emerson
Minister for Trade
LA Ice

We require 100 dozen Chocolate Chip cookies, for $325. Money's been sent by the Government PayPal Account. Can't wait to eat the... I mean, put them to the good of the nation.

Vince Emerson
Minister for Trade
LA Ice

Thank you for your order. Your shipment is on it's way.

Total Profits: 64,386.55

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Defense

The nearly 1.5 billion people of Kahanistan have been forced to draw off their siege supplies due to a massive war on our homefront. We at the Ministry of Defense believe that some sweets added to their palates would be important for maintaining civilian and military morale.

Please note that we are under naval and air blockade and that the land route through the eastern mountains is probably the safest means of entry, as it is rugged terrain heavily defended by the Republic Guards.

Unfortunately, an oversight prevents us from importing icing, that is, that the price does not appear to be listed.

Therefore, the Kahanistan Ministry of Defense would like to import the following foodstuffs:

Cookies (per dozen):
M&M's: $3.50 * 1 billion = 3.5 billion USD
Chocolate Chip: $3.25 * 1 billion = 3.25 billion USD
Peanut Butter: $4.50 * 1 billion = 4.5 billion USD
Plain: $3.00 * 1 billion = 3 billion USD
Total cookie bill: 14.25 billion USD
Breads (per loaf):
White: $2.00 * 1 billion = 2 billion USD
Wheat: $2.00 * 1 billion = 2 billion USD
Rye: $2.00 * 1 billion = 2 billion USD
Total bread bill = 6 billion USD
Cakes:
White: $10 * 1 billion = 10 billion USD
Chocolate: $10 * 1 billion = 10 billion USD
White - Chocolate Swirl: $10 * 1 billion = 10 billion USD
Fruit: $7.50 * 1 billion = 7.5 billion USD
Total cake bill = 37.5 billion USD
Cupcakes (per dozen):
White: $4 * 1 billion = 4 billion USD
Chocolate: $4 * 1 billion = 4 billion USD
White - Chocolate Swirl: $4 * 1 billion = 4 billion USD
Cinnamon: $4 * 1 billion = 4 billion USD
Total cupcake bill = 16 billion USD
Brownies (per pan):
Vanilla Brownies: $3.25 * 1 billion = 3.25 billion USD
Regular Brownies: $3.25 * 1 billion = 3.25 billion USD
Oreo Brownies: $3.75 * 1 billion = 3.75 billion USD
Total brownie bill = 10.25 billion USD
Donuts (per dozen):
Glazed: $3.50 * 1 billion = 3.5 billion USD
Glazed Chocolate: $3.50 * 1 billion = 3.5 billion USD
Fruit Filling (Cherry, Strawberry, Blueberry): $3.75 * 1 billion = 3.75 billion USD
Total donut bill = 10.75 billion USD
Pies (per pie)
All pies cost $5.75
Fillings: blueberry, cherry, apple, blackberry, pear, mince-meat, fruit mix.
1 billion of each pie * seven kinds of pie = 7 billion pies * $5.75 = 40.25 billion USD
Icecream ($5 per gallon):
Vanilla
Chocolate
Strawberry
Cherry
Neapolitan
Cookie Dough
Cookies & Cream
Mint Chocolate Chip
Peanut Butter 'n Chocolate
Chocolate Chip
Peanut Butter Cup
1 billion gallons * eleven kinds of ice cream = 11 billion gallons * five USD per gallon = 55 billion USD
Candy Bars ($1 each):
Snickers
5th Avenue
Milkyway
Butterfinger
Almond Joy
Mounds
Caramello
Twix
Kit Kat
Rolo
Smarties
M&M's
Skittles
Baby Ruth
Mars
3 Musketeers
100 Grand
Bottle Caps
Raisinets
Swedish Fish
Reese Cups
Reese Pieces
Sixlets
Shocktarts
24 kinds of candy * 1 dollar each * 1 billion = 24 billion USD

Total bill = 214 billion USD

We will wire the 214 billion USD to your facilities, and we sincerely hope that they prove an invaluable addition to the dull siege rations that our civilians and soldiers have been forced to eat.

If dangerous trips are not part of your operation, we would suggest delivering them from space, but be careful to be far higher than orbit before you arrive over Kahanistan. Our last supplier ran into... difficulties.

Signed,
General Marcellus Q. Valens,
Minister of Defense

1 million dozen peanut butter cookies please


money wired

The government of Atruria would like to purchase 1,000 Kit Kat bars, 1,000 Twix bars, and 1,000 Butterfinger bars, to be put to use for the welfare of the people of Atruria. The total, 3,000 dollars, will be wired upon confirmation.
Sincerely,

William McClellan,
Minister,
Royal Ministry of Trade

1 million dozen peanut butter cookies please


money wired

$4.50 x 1,000,000

Order processed, your shipment is on its way.

Thank you for your patronage.

The government of Atruria would like to purchase 1,000 Kit Kat bars, 1,000 Twix bars, and 1,000 Butterfinger bars, to be put to use for the welfare of the people of Atruria. The total, 3,000 dollars, will be wired upon confirmation.
Sincerely,

William McClellan,
Minister,
Royal Ministry of Trade

Your order is also processed and will be shipped very soon.

Thank you for thinking of World Inc, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Venom Corporation.

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Total bill = 214 billion USD

We will wire the 214 billion USD to your facilities, and we sincerely hope that they prove an invaluable addition to the dull siege rations that our civilians and soldiers have been forced to eat.

If dangerous trips are not part of your operation, we would suggest delivering them from space, but be careful to be far higher than orbit before you arrive over Kahanistan. Our last supplier ran into... difficulties.

Signed,
General Marcellus Q. Valens,
Minister of Defense

Thank you for your order. Due to its vast size, we will be making several large shipments. You can expect the first shipment in the next 24-36 hours.