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"Last thraw " The sentate declares total war on Crazed marines

The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 13:02
Senator Charles and vice president Santiago along with President Bastidas made there way slowly Up to the podium.. Rob sighed as he walked over to the microphone he looked at the entire senate floor and started to speak … as you all know the fools and complete incompetent idiots that govern “Crazed marines have declared war “ on us because we were retaliating to a justified attack . on our ship AFTER we helped some people I am SICK AND TIRED OF CONSATLY BEING ATTACKED EVEN FOR A JUSTIFYED WAR AND TRYING TO HELP SOME ONE THIS IS THE LAST THRAW! I have had it ! From this day forward I’m asking the senate to declare total and utter war on this fool! He will be punished and we will teach them not to “gang up on us “ I’m asking the senate to consider this . . with that the president walked off and came back a bit later to here the tally vote 150 For 145 against the war was on as soon as the call was sent out of fleets along the CM border.. they began to mobilize. Fleets mobilized :
The 10th fleet
The 7th fleet
The 3rd fleet
The 1st fleet
The 2nd fleet
The 12th fleet
The 1st defense fleet
The 2nd Defense fleet
The 14th Defense Fleet

The fleets slowly began to form up along border outpost ready for a defensive or offensive action Lead fleet TAS Enterprise – E :…
Captains log star date 511018 The Enterprise and the 1st fleet are leading the 2nd and 12th fleets over there Cm border in to there territory …. The 1st defensive fleet is also accompanying us over we will conduct Action against the fools that declared war on us .
http://www.strategyplanet.com/sfc/omega/shipyards/fed/dn/fsv2.jpg
http://www.shiporama.org/images/fleet/fleet21.jpg
http://www.shiporama.org/images/fleet/fleet13.jpg
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 14:04
bumpdy
Central Facehuggeria
27-08-2004, 14:30
IC: Official response from the Nazi Utopia: We will help to protect Crazed Marines, who is obviously being maliciously attacked for defending a small and defenseless nation from Federal Imperialism.

OOC: Actual forces used shall come later. In about eight hours after I get back from work.
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 15:37
(Uhem INVITE only Cf your goign to be dealt with later you and corpsac... for now you arint invited to this rp )
Gronde
27-08-2004, 16:06
ooc> I am requesting an invite. I was very pleased to see no/few spelling and grammar mistakes in your opening post. :p

Anyways. . .consider this a Tag.
The British Federation
27-08-2004, 16:19
(Uhem INVITE only Cf your goign to be dealt with later you and corpsac... for now you arint invited to this rp )

OOC: I suppose this is none of my business, and I don't intend to try getting involved at all IC, but I couldn't help being a little puzzled by this... if you're going to, "deal with" that nation later, you do recognise them and everything, and plan apparently to make war or such at a later date? But in the mean time you're denying them the right to fight you pre-emptively, because it doesn't really suit your nation's interests to fight on multiple fronts? I mean, that's how it looks to the casual observer, is all. It looks like you're temporarily going OOC to prevent IC action because it would work against you...
Anyway, if I got the wrong idea (because I am very much an outsider) I do apologise, I just felt compelled to comment because I was a little confused. Do continue.
Xanter
27-08-2004, 16:39
OOC:That must be alot.Well,if worst comes to worst,we will support Crazed Marines.
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 16:43
ok lets see as the thread starter and as an indavidual rper . i can chose who i will roll play with and when i will roll play and how i will rollplay .. this is an invite only rp due to the cuse that i dont want it to be a short i PWN JOOO WITH 999999999999SHIIOPS like corpsac dose .. I dont like corpsac in my rps hes a nuccance to my rps not to metion i would have 99999999999 people ganging up on me becse CM dcalred war on ME FIRST becuse I WAS RETALITLEING for an ATTACK ON ME ..as i said before they will be dealt with "" they are out to get me for there own stupid imprlistic ambission... once they "attack me" witch they evnutaly will ... i will swiftly deal out a deathing blow of punishment im sick and tired of being ATTACKED FOR EVRY LITTLE THING I DO .. uhem )



CM/TFU/UTA border …
Fast attack groupe 1-3
On the TAS Defiant :
The captain Sat in his chair drinking his tea he slowly looked over to one of his officers the operations officer and said “Time to arrival at our target ?” the ops officer responded swiftly “15 minutes sir “ the captain nodded .. and said “get defiant’s 1 – 15 to go on the other side of the system and cloak (there are 20 defiant’s in an attack force) I want to pull this off with out a hitch get in and out do as much damage as we can then get out “15 defiant’s broke out of formation and headed off at the opposite of the system the rest of the Defiant’s moved in under cloak the parked them selves in orbit of gaseous planets to completely shield them selves from all sensors until they will begin there attack the captain on the defiant sighed and looked at his working officers as they walked on and off the bridge to attend to minor Maintenance and duty’s
T3h 1337 Nation
27-08-2004, 16:45
Dont you mean last "straw" and "Senate". "Sentate" and "thraw" are not words.
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 16:46
Dont you mean last "straw" and "Senate". "Sentate" and "thraw" are not words.
OUT of my thread now thank you ...
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 17:15
Bumpdy
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 19:59
Bump
Crazed Marines
27-08-2004, 22:15
OOC: Thank you so much...now I can involve the GDA on this...lmao! That includes Corpsac and CF...You'd know this if you posted in the war on you forum...Oh wait, the 10th, 7th, and the 1st fleets are still in Siesatia space
IC: We at Crazed Marines believe that there is always an alternative to war when smaller countries are involved. We believe that you could have talked about the situation and we would have supervised your treatment of the people. We would have wanted a peaceful end, but your movement was deemed hostile and we took action in order to protect a fledgling nation.
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 23:29
OOC: Thank you so much...now I can involve the GDA on this...lmao! That includes Corpsac and CF...You'd know this if you posted in the war on you forum...Oh wait, the 10th, 7th, and the 1st fleets are still in Siesatia space
IC: We at Crazed Marines believe that there is always an alternative to war when smaller countries are involved. We believe that you could have talked about the situation and we would have supervised your treatment of the people. We would have wanted a peaceful end, but your movement was deemed hostile and we took action in order to protect a fledgling nation. ooc (dont be a fool)
Icly : reponce form the goverment /presdient / star fleet command :
The fed union took acation agaisnt a nation who boarded . one of our ships and killed our crew (Btw this is invite only ...) corpsac is invited...)
0500 hours .. defiant fleet 4
: the captain sat in his chair after hours of waiting it was time for the attack to begin . he nodded to his tactical officer and helms men to begin the movement with that the defiant’s began moving out slowly until they reached the edge the defiant’s the bolted and de cloaked they started to maneuver and gun it extremely quickly other defiant’s from behind the stations bolted out to they began to commence bombing raids there pulse phasers and torpedoes consciously firing towards the main station body and ship yard a couple more defiant’s declared and rushed out from behind the other planets they swooshed towards the enemy Base the entire defiant fleet was now attacking the station there pulse phasers torpedoes blazing towards all the facility’s they maneuvered around and around the base extremely quickly not staying in one place for a Nano second the cautiously began bombing the enemy yards and bases

Crazed marines Learn not to push people around ... now one of your ship yards is about to be attacked by a defaint raiding groupe be prepared for a maijor blow )
The Silver Turtle
27-08-2004, 23:35
OOC:AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
IC: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Translations:
OOC: AHAHAHA! You fool. Crazed Marines is well within his rights to invite folk to the RP, and should he do so the GDA will crush you like a bug.
IC:
The Great Ineffable Bob's living room, The Ineffable Palace
"AHAHAHA! The fools. The GDA will crush them."
Crazed Marines
27-08-2004, 23:40
OOC: As a main combatant, and the one who is being invaded, I invite all GDA, Earth Orbit, and International mall members. plus, we have to agree that its closed/invite.


Crazed marines Learn not to push people around ... now one of your ship yards is about to be attacked by a defaint raiding groupe be prepared for a maijor blow )


Look who's talking. I wasn't pushing you around per se. I was pushing back when you pushed someone.
Oh yeah...please run your posts thru word's spell checker firts, then post it here so it is completely legible.
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 23:52
Respond to my damned attack now ... no you and the others are being winers STOP WHINEING! I attacked that nation for attakcing me you want to get invloved becuse of your own STUPIDTY! ive had enough of you and silver turtle get the hell out of my thread....)
Crazed Marines
27-08-2004, 23:55
OOC:I can't really understand what you did in the attack. Would you please clairify ooc-ly. I keep my docks and a fleet in a close proximity, so if you attack the docks, you're fleet's screwed.
The Fedral Union
27-08-2004, 23:56
i attacked one of your supply depos / station either accept the attack for what it is OR IGNORE it i could care less at this point
Crazed Marines
27-08-2004, 23:56
silver turtle get the hell out of my thread....)

1) I invited him
2) flaming
3) he's a legit combatant, quit flaming him for that
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 00:00
its my thread i can invite or uninvite who i please .. you have no right to tell me how to run a thread.lets move on icly please
Myrth
28-08-2004, 00:03
its my thread i can invite or uninvite who i please .. you have no right to tell me how to run a thread.lets move on icly please

This is correct. Please do not post in this thread unless you have been invited by its owner.


http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/DrChaotica.jpg (http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/taunt1.mp3)
Myrth
Ruler of the Cosmos
Forum Moderator
Crazed Marines
28-08-2004, 00:08
OOC: Ok, if you do not allow my people who I INVITED, then I will ignore this thread. Remember, the rules of invites mean that the 2 countries involved may invite allies to aide them.

IC:
"Commandant, TFU has attacked and destroyed outpost 9-82-a. Their fleet is believed to be moving in."
"Thank you Lieutenant. Order all mines to be activated, FTLi's on select mode and at full power, and make sure the new fleets are around the colonies and spacedocks. If they want war, they'll get more then they bargained for. Load an expeditionary fleet with Novas, glassers, and the new viruses."
Central Facehuggeria
28-08-2004, 00:09
This is correct. Please do not post in this thread unless you have been invited by its owner.


http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/DrChaotica.jpg (http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/taunt1.mp3)
Myrth
Ruler of the Cosmos
Forum Moderator

But Myrth, don't both RPers have to agree to it being a closed RP? I mean, if CM started this thread, wouldn't both he and TFU have to agree to a closed RP?

Anyway, OOCly: TFU deal with me? We shall see. Anything is possible...No matter how unlikely.
Crazed Marines
28-08-2004, 00:14
Myrth, I want this to be open. He didn't contact me about this being closed. I already have a forum open about this, and he never posted untill late last night. I don't mind the war, and don't want to ignore people as a general rule.
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 00:21
ok lets do it this way to stop evry ones babyness and whineing give me a list of allies of yours and ill choose who can post easy ? )
Commonism
28-08-2004, 00:26
OOC: Meh... I'm beginning to wish I wasn't linked to this thread via MSN conversation by the author, but I was asked to give my opinion and seeing as I would rather not post IC I will give a brief opinion OOC.

In regards to the Mods ruling I agree... an invite thread is a thread were only nations invited by the author of the thread. However, I always thought that it was policy to have two nations; the attacker and defender, to chose who is invited when in a war situation. Afterall, it would be unfair for a nation to start a war and then enforce that no allies are brought in...

That said, however, it is up to the defender to make a choice as to whether they should accept the thread or ignore it... so I think I will agree once more with Myrth that while the Author can limit the thread to himself and the defender, the defender doesn't have to accept the thread so it's pointless to go agains their OOC will... as such most people allow the defender to take part in deciding who is invited or otherwise.

This is common sense.

To summerise... TFU can say only him and Crazy Marines can post, but Crazy Marines can say "This thread isn't fair, I'm not RPing in it." and ignore the whole thing.

Thats my opinion on it, if you want this to work how about talking to one another first and working together instead of taking it all personally. In my personal opinion you guys should all try RPing with different people for a while as you clearly have trouble RPing together.

- Note this is Iuthia, I just messed up my loggin because this thread was linked, not navigated to.
Crazed Marines
28-08-2004, 00:30
OOC: I just want GDA members invited. That's Jangle Jangle Ridge, DGNT and puppets, CF, TST, Al-Imvadjah, The Horned Rat, Gronde, and a few more. I could care less about anyone else...
Oh, and sorry for sounding like a baby, I was just a little peeved when I posted...
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 00:32
i want this to be a minimal war 1 allie on eatch nations side . if thats ok .
Central Facehuggeria
28-08-2004, 00:36
How about we limit each side to three allies? That way we have adequate players to really give this war an epic feel, without it becoming so large that it's unmanagable.

Also, most people here don't buy into the "I PWN j00 w/0909038666 ships" form of RPing. I doubt that any of the participants on CM's side would do that.
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 00:42
How about we limit each side to three allies? That way we have adequate players to really give this war an epic feel, without it becoming so large that it's unmanagable.

Also, most people here don't buy into the "I PWN j00 w/0909038666 ships" form of RPing. I doubt that any of the participants on CM's side would do that.

Agreed
Crazed Marines
28-08-2004, 00:42
OOC: I'm fine with 3 allies... I'll take DGNT and puppets, Cf and puppets, and the silver turtle.
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 00:43
OOC: I'm fine with 3 allies... I'll take DGNT and puppets, Cf and puppets, and the silver turtle.
No Puppets
Crazed Marines
28-08-2004, 00:44
ok...I've got to make some quasedilias (spelling?), I'm hungry. I won't be on for a few hours
Central Facehuggeria
28-08-2004, 00:45
No Puppets

I concur. No puppets. Puppets=Bad!!!
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 03:32
0600 hours Cm/TFU border

8 Xavier’s slowly glided over there missile and torpedo tubes open and targeting Another Near by out post they began to load there missiles a few moments later the Capitan ordered the bombardment to begin volley after volley after volley of thousands of missiles poured out of the ships the missiles all jumped to warp .. as soon as they spotted the enemy force and or out post they began to home in towards them at full force some relieved packets of powerful bombs towards the out posts missile after missile after wave after wave flew over the out posts the Xavier’s opened up again firing another large volley of missiles
Japanese States
28-08-2004, 03:32
OOC: TFU you know i will support you for reasons i sead on msn (mainly to do with the AoN) since i havent signed the GDA allaince Consitution (put my Application on Hold) im free to attack any Ally of Crazed (non ESUS members) so if you want an Ally TFU you got one *warms up the Lucifer) BTW this is CorpSac useing my Puppet Nation (modarn)
Gronde
28-08-2004, 04:37
How about we limit each side to three allies? That way we have adequate players to really give this war an epic feel, without it becoming so large that it's unmanagable.


ooc> I'm not so sure that I like that idea as it is. I respect that you want to keep the thread managable. (I have seen too many go bad because of confusion) However, it also silences other nations and limits the power of larger, more nation number based alliances which wish to take part. It also makes it a bit too simple; 1 side vs another side, leaving no room for inrique, politics, alterior motives, etc. . . in a conflict which would surely have them going on. (with Corpsac on the same side as me and everything ;) )

I suggest that each major alliance get 2-3 nations to be the RP voice for their respective alliances. The members of each respective alliance can meet elsewhere to make plans ect... as they see fit, but only the "representatives" are responsible for posting the respective alliance's actions for the war, in an organized manner. This will allow all nations who have something to gain/lose from the result to "make their mark", so to speak, while not having the RP get flooded over as dozens of people post.

I also suggest that an alternate thread be made for ooc based descussion and negotiating, to prevent this thread from falling to massive ammounts of ooc stuff. Ex: If you think another nation/alliance is godmodding, bring it up in the designated ooc thread and get it resolved quickly without ruining the RP.

That is my idea. Any comments?
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 04:41
(im lifing the 3 allie limit im bumping it up to 10 allie nations)
Japanese States
28-08-2004, 05:42
Gronde do i take it that you side with me and TFU?
Gronde
28-08-2004, 14:12
ooc> Yeah, as a favor to one of the AoN members, sort of. Are you not in the ESUS anymore?
Central Facehuggeria
28-08-2004, 14:15
(im lifing the 3 allie limit im bumping it up to 10 allie nations)

The trouble with that is that it's going to get really big and really hectic. Meh, it's your thread.
Dontgonearthere
28-08-2004, 14:34
OOC:
Well...Im invited...I feel special O_O
Anyway, I dont have any puppets I use in RPing, just GLACORP and Ohhhcomehere, both with zero posts, and I think they recently stopped existing.

TFU, once this war is over, if CM loses, the entire GDA is coming down on your head like twenty tons of lead bricks. With bells on.
Nullus Anxieta.

IC:
Diplomatic Band to The Federal Union:

Auspicio Tui Domus Ab Hic.

We, the Superhappy Funtime Empire of Dontgonearthere, present this formal warning to you, for your viewing at a time and place which you find acceptable, preferably while sitting down:
The Empire of Dontgonearthere, as of now, is warning you to withdraw any forces inside the state of Crazed Marines, void your declaration of war, and pay reparations for any damage you have caused.
Failure to do so will cause unpleasantness for your nation, and you will withdraw your forces, void your war, pay reparations, and have your nation divided up by the victors.
At this point we will feel free to strip mine your capitol for its valuable minerals, plough up whats left, salt the soil and then use the resulting defile as a weapons testing area for high-yield nuclear/antimatter weapons.
RSVP
DGNT Diplomatic Corps, G'oaway, Dontgonearthere.

OOC:
Some data on DGNT:
There are five main systems, Sol, Pax, Imperia, Dominus, and XXXX. Imperia, Dominus and XXXX are basicaly military outposts, Pax is the location of GLACORPs main shipyards, and Sol is where the capitol is, on Earth.

Before you send commando teams rushing off, I must tell you that Pax is one of the most heavily defended systems in the Galaxy.
First off, theres its natural defences, its star generates a unique energy which basicaly throws up huge amounts of static on most sensors, so the entire system (except for the outside planet, which is easily mistaken for an asteroid or rouge moon) is nearly invisible by sensors. Second, just within that lovely interferance field are these:
http://www.i-war2.com/images/gunstar.jpg
They vary in size from a few meters from end to end, to as much as a kilometer, with various weapons for capital ships, fighteres, etc etc.
Next of course, its a shipyard. This means ships.

Finnaly, for ship data, I take it you know where the International Mall is?
The Silver Turtle
28-08-2004, 15:05
OOC: We'll have to agree on a timeline here, and say this isn't at the same time as the Metus/Kajal war (say before it, say after, I'm not bothered considering my (Leda Colony's really, but its ICly part of me) considerable ship production capabilities.
But if it's at the same time my space forces are regretfully otherwise engaged.
However, on the fluid-time magical powers assumption...
IC:
Transmission from The Ineffable Empire of The Silver Turtle And It's Associated Dominions* to The Federal Union
Please, don't make us hurt you. We don't like spending money on crushing those not worth it. Leave Crazed Marines alone and we won't have to.

*OOC: Yes, puppets bad, I know. I'm not intending on using Whang, Warmongering Evildoers, New Evil, Evilregionholder, and those others who I've forgotten about. Leda Colony's a different matter however, it's my main space nation, but is an IC offshoot of TST and thusly a part of the nation.

Brief TST Space Info:
Leda Colony has three Jovian Moons, Leda, Himalia and Lysithea. You don't want to assault those; the second fleet is permanently stationed there, and the area is strewen with artificial satellites that, while appearing to be mere lumps of rock, are in fact fortresses containing some nasty weaponary.
It also has shipyards and mines in the asteroid belt, pretty hard to find unless you know the right sector to look in, and again strewn with anti-starship traps.
The Seven Systems, recently populated by the majority of the Leda civilian populace. Their location is known to few at the moment, since they are fairly undefended. However the fourth, fifth, sixth, and seventh starfleets reside there on defence duties and there are smart anti-ship mines strewn around as well.
TST itself has one large space station in orbit, serving as a hangar for fighters and a port for onloading/offloading of starship crews etc. This is fairly heavily defended, and TST also has smaller defence satellites that can target both starships and high-flying aircraft. The first Ineffable starfleet also maintains a geosync orbit over TST as a guard.
The third (and sixth, but thats in the Seven Systems) starfleet is an assault fleet, and thusly slightly larger and more heavily armed than the other starfleets. It usually resides near Leda but is the standard fleet deployed when a battle occurs. It's capable of mass-astrocide (actually, even the smaller fleets are capable of mass-astrocide...) and is generally something no-one wants to mess with.
The first to third and fourth to sixth fleets can also combine, providing the first and second Ineffable Star Armadas. However, if both are deployed this leaves Ineffable assets with few ships to defend them, and only on rare occasions are these ever seen in action.
Like DGNT my basic ship stats can be found on the international mall. But remember, those stats are for the export versions, Ineffable Military versions are far more powerful.
Imperial Brits
28-08-2004, 16:11
OOC: Silver Turtle, cease and desist! This conflict has nothing to do with you, if you insist on attacking TFU who has the right to crush Crazed Marine go ahead, but be warned i will pay you a visit if you do. Let TFU have his war alone or you will find yourself caught up in a much larger conflict.
Dontgonearthere
28-08-2004, 16:23
OOC:
Silver Turtle is a member of the Galactic Defence Alliance, TFUs attack on Crazed Marines activates article five of our constitution:

V. Member states are to aid in the defense of fellow Alliance members, if
they are engaged in a conflict they did not intentionally enter. Alliance aid
stops at the borders unless willed otherwise by the Senate.

I am willing to allow restrictions on the number of RPers though, I was rather hoping it would be three, twenty people is going to get messy.
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 16:32
Alll of you are imprlist pigs who think Repulbics liek me will bow down to your stupidy it aint happeing bub prapre for a fight you wont soon forget
Central Facehuggeria
28-08-2004, 16:32
OOC: Since everyone's doing it...

Central Facehuggerian databank:

Number of inhabited planets: 2; Opterra and Earth
Number of inhabited systems: 2; Opterra and Sol
Major Orbital Facilities: Chimera Shipyard complex, Bowflex Shipyard complex
Major defenses: A twelve tiered defense grid protecting the nation proper; a klonor built defense system protecting Chimera shipyards, A signifigant amount of turrets and mines defending both Chimera and Bowflex.

Fleets: Classified. Not expected to exceed 500 ships-of-the-line

Notes: My nation is based on Earth. I have a single colony on Opterra, but that doesn't exactly have any targets of value. Unless you count civilians...
Crazed Marines
28-08-2004, 16:43
OOC: Silver Turtle, cease and desist! This conflict has nothing to do with you, if you insist on attacking TFU who has the right to crush Crazed Marine go ahead, but be warned i will pay you a visit if you do. Let TFU have his war alone or you will find yourself caught up in a much larger conflict.
uh... he's invited in order to aide me...

TFU: Why the 10 ally limit? 3 was fine. 3's a nice round number...

General info on the CM fleets: on the International mall too. Full production is underway, and ships are being built by allies as fast as possible.
*Number of inhabited planets: 6, all can be reached by stargate
*Number of inhabited systems: 2, Earth orbit and the one where those planets are
*Number of casualities so far: 152
Dontgonearthere
28-08-2004, 16:50
Alll of you are imprlist pigs who think Repulbics liek me will bow down to your stupidy it aint happeing bub prapre for a fight you wont soon forget
ASSUMING THIS MEANS:
All of you are imperialist pigs who think republics, like me, will bow down to your stupidity. It aint happening bub, prepare for a fight you wont soon forget.

Also assuming thats IC.

Official Dontgonearthere Response:
Yes, we are imperialist...your problem is?
No, we dont think all republics should bow down to us, just republics that are actually psychotic dictatorships run by warmongering madmen.
We wont forget this fight, all your citizens will get a half-holiday on the date of our victory.
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 17:55
Bump!
The Silver Turtle
28-08-2004, 18:00
Return Transmission to TFU
With all due respect, we think that, while it shall be one we shan't soon forget, it shall be one you shan't have the chance to forget.
Central Facehuggeria
28-08-2004, 18:56
OOC: I have a nasty feeling this will get ignored for no reason greater than the fact that TFU is ignoring me for percieved OOC reasons, but I am still obligated to at least make an effort to to try and defend my ally.

IC: The press confrence was dark, harsh overhead lights and cameras focused entirely upon one person. He was fairly short and dressed in a flowing black robe that seemed to asorb all light directed at it. His face was completely masked behind the robe, save for a pair of diabolical looking eyes.

At length, he spoke in a slow and melodius tone. "My fellow Central Facehuggerians, at twelve hundred hours yesterday, Facehuggerian standard time, the nation of Crazed Marines was maliciously and deliberately attacked by naval forces from the 'Democratic' empire of The Federal Union.

There was no warning, and a state of war now exists between The Federal Union and Crazed Marines.

The constitution of the GDA binds us to defend Crazed Marines from the blatant warmongering, and that is exactly what we plan to do! I have mobilized the 122nd Expeditionary force to defend CM from Federal Aggression.

This will be a defensive war, so long as TFU does not cross the line of civilized warfare. That is all. Questions?"

A short man in a business suit stood. He was Orlbo Machess, one of the chief opponents of the Nazi Regime. "Furher Gustav, what do you consider to be a violation of the laws of civilized warfare? It is widely known that your troops violate the geneva convention regularly."

Gustav made a noise that sounded like a gurgle mated with a humph. "Genocide, the use of WMDs, slaughter of innocent CM civilians, human rights violations...There are more, but those are the ones that I can think of off the top of my head. Yes?"

A tall and gaunt blond woman now stood. She spoke in a rather nasal tone that indicated extreme skepticism. "How do we know that you aren't just using this war as an excuse to enslave another people? How do we know you aren't going to try and frame the Federals by dropping nukes on CM yourself?"

Gustav smilied behind his cloak. "I won't have to frame the Federals. When they begin to lose, they'll get desperate. Why should I waste resources framing them for something they didn't do when I'm confident that their own military ineptitude will do it for me? And as for the enslavement, well...enslavement is better than being completely and totally destroyed, isn't it? At least with us they'd have a chance at survival. Sure they would live out their short and pointless lives toiling away underground manufacturing weapons, but still...Yes?"

A tall and thin man then rose from the rear seats. He was Mark Lucas, one of the foremost economists in the nation. "Furher Gustav, do you believe that any economic boom or major military orders will assist the economy?"

Gustav replied quickly. "No. I don't believe there will be any major military orders. After all, this is probably just going to be a low intensity war here.That and our armed forces are currently more than up to the task of crushing the union.

I'm afraid that's all the time I have. I've got to meet with my generals in the war room. I bid you adue."

After that sentence, Gustav retreated via a small walkway that led deeper into the Reich Building, leaving many of the reporters' questions unanswered as they began yelling and screaming at him, all trying to get an exclusive interview and such.

Once onto the Storm, the beginning or the end? Who can tell?
Crazed Marines
28-08-2004, 20:35
The Commandant of the Corps walks up to the podium and says, "Ladies and gentlemen of Crazed Marines, TFU has now violated our borders. We have called upon the help of the GDA in order to assist us. We have reason to believe, however, that TFU may try and attack civilians in order to destroy our morale. That is why I am ordering, as Commander of the Home Guard, all females and children under the age of 14 to be evacuated and placed on a space colony far away from here. I also am ordering that all men must carry a gun with them at all times, preferable a long gun, but pistols are acceptable as well. That is all for now."
The Fedral Union
28-08-2004, 21:06
The 4 fleets slowly started to move deeper inside Cm they dropped out of warp in an Entire dead zone to catch last minute preparations for an assault the captain on the lead ship sat in his chair drinking coffee wile his crew worked all around him his tactical and helms men performed checks on all there systems engineering was keeping an eye on the shields mean wile the so and xo were conducting a conversation on the war
Japanese States
28-08-2004, 22:06
OOC: ok im confussed theres like a batrillion (yes Batrillion) TFU vs CM theards MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAM MINDS, TFU until i know what god dam thread to post in im not supporting you (since i dont know where the hell to send my ships, i just sent the 1st fleet to a system that is no longer a warzone DUE TO THE FACT THAT I DIDNT READ ALL THE POSTS SINCE HALF THE FU**ING THREAD WAS OOC POSTS
Gronde
29-08-2004, 05:26
OOC: ok im confussed theres like a batrillion (yes Batrillion) TFU vs CM theards MAKE UP YOUR GOD DAM MINDS, TFU until i know what god dam thread to post in im not supporting you (since i dont know where the hell to send my ships, i just sent the 1st fleet to a system that is no longer a warzone DUE TO THE FACT THAT I DIDNT READ ALL THE POSTS SINCE HALF THE FU**ING THREAD WAS OOC POSTS

I'll have to agree with you. I havn't even seen many of the other threads and I am still unsure of what is going on due to unreadable posts, etc...
The Fedral Union
29-08-2004, 15:51
This thread is tthe war thread for me .. so .. this is the place were the war is going on .
Dontgonearthere
29-08-2004, 18:27
OK, heres what I think we should do:

First off, edit the title of this thread, change it to TFU vr. CM War (OOC) or something similar.
Then make ONE new thread, same as the above except (IC), sound good?
Crazed Marines
29-08-2004, 19:22
Good idea Mr.47...I'll make it right now...
Crazed Marines
29-08-2004, 19:42
done
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6901435
The Silver Turtle
29-08-2004, 20:33
OOC: *groan*
Oh, and you can't edit the title of a thread here in Joltworld unless ye be a moderator
Crazed Marines
29-08-2004, 20:52
you can if you edit the first post
Brandoniats
17-09-2004, 01:45
IC: If CM requests me as an ally, I will immediately mobilize through the orbital Stargate to protect his system. No offensive actions by our fleets will be taken beyond CM's border. (Which is to say, you stay outside, we won't touch you) Beware that we are well versed in the technology which our intelligence reports you use, and know many ways to disable your ships. You are so forewarned.

OOC: I'm about the biggest tech-head Trekkie you'll find, and I will use that knowledge.
Crazed Marines
17-09-2004, 22:01
uh, the war kinda stalled when TFU stopped posting.
Gronde
17-09-2004, 23:46
ooc> Lol, all space tech war kind of stalled. I wonder what is going on. . .

But yeah, almost all wars with TFU end with him not posting.
Crazed Marines
17-09-2004, 23:50
yeah, because he's not man enough to admit that he's screwed royally.