NationStates Jolt Archive

CMN News
John Bobaganeusch reporting
"Today is a sad day for Crazed Marines. A planned terror strike hit 12 resturants, 15 Churches with youth groups in them, and 38 malls were targeted by suicide bombers today. 2600 people were killed as a result of these strikes, over 1400 of them were minors and 1000 under the age of 14. Crazed Marines has been put under Martial law as of now..." As that was said, a platoon of Marines walk on the screen, 2 stop by the reporter while an Abrams tank rolls by.
"Sir, we're gonna have to see your and your crew's IDs." said the Sergeant.
"Of course. Boys, give them your ID."
The Marine looks over the ids for a moment and says, "Run these thru with HQ."
"Yes sir!" the Private does this and comes back a few minutes later and says, "They're clean!"
"OK, you men can continue...We'll just observe."
The reporter, obviously shaken, continued, "The President issued this statement. 'We'll find these Mother F@#$ers, and we'll kill them. That's all there is to it. I swear revenge for those kids, and if it means killing a few innocent people to get the whole group, then we must do so.' Back to you Susan."

Dontgonearthere's Islamic sect has denied any association with these terrorists and has condemed their actions as quote:
"Horrible and against the principals of Islam."

The govornment has echoed this and upped its own security.

We will deploy aide as soon as possible.

Jhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihad!

The president, weary, walked to the podium. "My fellow Marines.", he seems to be disturbed. "We have been attacked by a ruthless enemy who cares not about the lives of children. We have not faced an enemy like this since out inception. A group has now claimed responsibility. They call themselves the 'Bin Laden's Children'. Apparently they never learned from history. Bin Laden angered Marines once, and never lived to tell the tale. His children have fallen into the same quagmire. I gurantee you that they will do the same, and that they will not have children to attack us. This I promise you, vengence will be ours." With that the President walked off the stage. While he was walking, he was enraged enough to punch a steel support beam, bending it a few inches foward. He then went to his head Marine general and said, "Do what you need to in order to exact revenge."
The Marines simply said, "I have a plan, and I will get them all."
"Good. Make sure they see the pits of Hell for what they did."

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CMN News
John Bobaganeusch reporting

Today, the military announced that all Muslims are to report to their nearest Military Policeman or Police station. They also say that there will be searches to find anyone who does not report. If you do not report, the Marines have been ordered to shoot on site.

Prince-General Kalt applauds the steps you are taking to eliminate threat from within your midst. It's always good to see people following our example. It's sort of like how we conduct weekly sweeps for dissenters...

Super Secret IC:

In a clean briefing room, Lord Edwin Do'Calamar briefed 5 Wraith operatives, members of the highly elite Wraith Unit.

"You 5 are to infiltrated Crazed Marine's capital. There you are to await orders. You will be aproached by a man wearing a Hawaiin t-shirt and a gold ring on his thumb. The code phrase is: "What I would do for a private plane...". The response is: "Too expensive." Then you will follow him to a clean safe house, which will be set up tonight. He will give you your new orders. Do you understand?" Lord Edwin Do'Calamar said.

"Yes sir. Uh...one thing though. Who's side are we on for this?"

"Neither." Do'Calamar replied.

"Uh...how can we be on neither side, sir?"

"By not choosing." Do'Calamar narrowed his eyes. "Any other questions?"

The 5 walked out.

OOC: my Constitution states that during Martial law, our borders are to be sealed.

OOC: Oh. Sry. Is there any way we could try to sneak in? Otherwise, lets just ignore the previous post.

OOC: What do you plan to do? If its nothing bad, sneak in as relief workers and go thru all the interviews we have to do.

OOC: I don't think it will be anything major. We are just trying to put eyes in CM to see what the news doesn't tell us. Ill TG for permission if I end up doing anything else.

ooc-May i claim responsibility? but you most likely have something planned...

OOC:
Terror: You can claim responsibility if you want, just know I will invade you and put every one of your citizens to death...
Ybronneb: Uh...ok, just RP them sneaking in really well...

CMN News
John Bobaganeusch reporting
"Today, we have heard distressing reports of Muslim detanees being rounded up and sho..."
"Excuse me, sir." one Marine said, "We need you to terminate your broadcast. You and your whole crew is under arrest."
"What is the meaning of this? We have the freedom of the press!!!"
"Not during martial law, sir. Now please terminate your broadcast, put your hands in the air, and face the wall."
"Yes Sergeant."
Just before the signal ends, shots ring out, but none of the reporters are hurt and you hear a Marine swear about not shutting it off in time.
***end signal***

The government of Greenmanbry condemns all forms of terrorism, but we also condemn the atrocities being committed by Crazed Marines on his Muslim population..


ooc - meh.. sorry dude.. we stand up for what's right..

A little suggestion to the Crazed Marines,

It is a very bad idea to put all muslims in camps, they will think of it as racism and they will all hate you and revolt.

"Here we are live. We're here right now in Junnktopia where hundreds of thosands of pounds of useless crap just sit here waiting for the homeless to make use of it. What is really important? Freedoms? Equalism? Rights? Well that what we're here to talk about in Junnktopia a nation that can only be know as Crazed Marines has gone into a state of martial law. Why? Why you ask us. Why should I give a shit? Yes it's true many nations are under martial law or a police state, But this one is worse... Not only has muslims been rounded up but we have a feeling that their are fascists. Just a feeling? Just a feeling you ask me? This station does not know for sure but we no one thing, We are not at fault." The blond haired female reporter smiled and the camera shut off.

"Here ya got it it's Junnk News Everybody!" Yelled a annoying voice spelling Junnk News out on the screen of the tv.

"Our next story is Billy he turned a house into a..."


"We condemn such actions from both parties!" The presidente fluttered his hand.

"Now, I have more important matters to attend to." He walked off the balcony after answering questions about why he condemned these things.

IC to Crazed Marines
"We would like numbers of how many muslims are being round up into camps. We think the public would like those numbers too.

OOC: 2500 Muslims have been rounded up, 500 CONFIRMED terrorists have been executed. Remember that this is not endorsed by my Gov't, just the actions of a semi-rogue General. I'm going to explain why he ordered this. 99% of our Muslim population are descendants of Bin Laden. FYI, sometimes I post in many different periods of my history.


IC: General Henderson, the Commander of the Martial law forces, walked thru his office and asked his aide, "How many total?"
"500, 2500 detained."
"Did we get those who killed my wife and son?"
"Yes, confirmed."
"Good, if you find any more, kill them on the spot."
"Yes sir!"

While our nation does not condone the imprisonment/relocation of a group simply because of its religious make-up, we sympathize with the need for security. We request that our relief personnel be allowed to attend to those in the camps, and that all efforts be taken by your security forces to ensure that justice is served with minimum loss of innocent life.

NE: We will allow your relief workers in, but we must insist that you do not give the prisoners food for they are on a pork-only diet.
IC: "Well, how many today?"
"300 general. What should we do with the bodies?"
"Bury them with pigs in the concrete that they're pouring. You know, right by that new football stadium."
"It will be done sir."

CMN News
Anchor room, Parris Island
Dan Cronkie reporting

Distressing news today. Hundreds of reports have come in stating that the Muslim prisoners have been s....
*end transmission*

A man in a ski mask holding an AK47 walks away from the camera. He speaks in a heavy arabic accent.
"We are Bin Laden's children. I have hijacked all TV feeds to tell you Christians and Jews this message. We are guilty as charged, and we have but one regret, that we could have not destroyed the country out right. We are glad we killed Christians and Jews by the hundreds. The Government seeks to stop and destroy us. They will never get us, and we will keep becoming martyrs for Allah. We will not be stoppe..."
As he is about to finish his speach, the door is blown open, flashbangs are thrown in and explode. Marines follow the flashbangs quickly, killing the three other men in the room holding assorted weapons including a RPG. The fourth, the speaker, is wounded, handcuffed, and dragged out of the room. Two Marines stay behind and one asks the other, "What should we do with the bodies?"
"Bury them with pigs like the swine they are. Wait...a camera's on..."
"Cut it off, Joe!"
"I'm trying!"
"Here, let me. Step back!"
The Sergeant raises his weapon and shoots the camera.

***ON CMN News***
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Once again, Greenmanbry strongly condemns Crazed Marines for the loathesome actions committed by their military personnel against the Muslim population.

We also condemn the international community for their inactivity when it comes to dealing with this genocide of the Muslims. If the subjects of this genocide were of Jewish ethnicity, the cries of condemnation would have been heard throughout the galaxy.

We deplore Crazed Marines, a nation that has been our loyal friend for years now, to stop these actions immediately.

OOC: Greenmanbry. Just so you know, 99.9% of our muslim population (which is VERY small, only 4000), are terror suspects, and 3800 are actual terrorists. We do spare the children, and this is an act of vengence from the Ceneral in charge. We are going to hold them accountable. Unfortunately, messages such as yours are destroyed because the general in charge has to look at every diplomatic message before passing it on. Our President knows nothing of this, as he does not watch CMN, but rather Foxtrot News. All these suspects are given a fair trial, however, and are condemned by a jusr of their peers.

Foxtrot News
Sean Hume reporting
We have just had confirmed reports that the mastermind of this attack, and grandson of Osama Bin Laden, Omar Bin Laden has been captured. He is to stand trial on the charge of mass murder and genocide since the attacks were mainly against Christians. We will join you at the trial, tomorrow at high noon.

In other news, CMN has reported that is shutting down in protest of one of its reporters being arrested.

"My lord, there are rumors of Muslims being rounded up and shot in Crazed Marines."

"Rumors?" I asked. "Is there any way we could verify these rumors?"

"Officially, they have sealed off their borders and at least one of their news stations is offline."

"Hmm. Can we put a call to the President? See what the heck is he doing?"

"I don't know sir."

"Well, I'm going to find out. Prepare any and all plans for...unconventional measures."

"Yes, sir."

The State Department reroutes the Emperor's call into Crazed Marines, hoping to reach the President of Crazed Marines.

OOC: BTW, how can I get in? I'm going to try two ways, as some intel officer working as a relief worker, and another intel officer trying to cross the border.

OOC: Send in a few, just in "case" one or two get caught...Article I of Crazed Marines' Constitution (I'm still writing the whole constitution) : The President is to not have Direct control of military forces during Martial Law, he must appoint a General to lead it, who will assume command of martial forces during this time.

Official Response: All people who are executed have been convicted of treason by a jury of their peers as defined in Article V of the CM constitution: Treason is defined as fighting as a soldier for a foreign country and a citizen of Crazed Marines in a country that is at war with Crazed Marines, aiding and/or abeting the enemy, aiding and/or abeting a traitor, revolt in the form of a political movement, or commiting a terrorist attack. Treason can only be punished by death.

The General walked into his office, asking his aid, "How many in total?"
"All 3500 of them sir. The women and children were spared, as per your orders."
"Good, but make sure that there is no revenge missions. I want them to all be expelled or something else. I don't care what at this point, we have exacted revenge."
"I shall see to it right away." The aide then walked out to the reception desk, picked up the phone and called someone, "Laughing Eagle, this is Teuful Hounden. Start phase 2 and 3. Orders are open for interpetation."

On the other end of the line, a company commander said, "Got it, Eage out."
He then went to his company clerk and recieved a fax from CMMLHQ. He then went to the platoon sergeants and said, "Get your men ready, we have new orders."

A little suggestion to the Crazed Marines,

It is a very bad idea to put all muslims in camps, they will think of it as racism and they will all hate you and revolt.
ooc: Why not, they already hate me...4995 out of the 5000 Mulsims in my country were bred to hate my country. Their whole families were terrorists.

Secret IC:
Captain Mastifa, otherwise known as Laughing Eagle, walsed before his men, assembled for inspection.
"Lock and Load. We have been given orders we all hate to have to carry out, but we must. Get full ammo and water as well as 2 days rations. Once that is done, get all the women and children out of the cages and we're marching them to the Highland Pits."

An hour later, the men are redy and lead the prisoners on a 45 mile march. If someone fell, they were put into a truck which was at the rear of the column. All 500 prisoners were then marched to the Highlands Pits overnight. They were then rounded up and doused with varving degrees of gasoline, napalm, lighter fluid, and then sprinkled with thermite. A man with a flamethrower then stepped foward and ignited the buch of them.
"Watch them burn away, as will your memory of this event. Do you hear me?"
"SIR, YES SIR!"

"Commander!" The orderly burst into the room and gasped for breath. "What is it?" Commander Haase noticed that despite the man's obvious exertion, he was deathly pale. "Commander, one of our relief workers informed us that approximately 500 of the women and children in the CM camps were being marched towards the Highland Pits area. Sir, we have just detected a large burst of heat from that area." "P- Possible sources?" the Commander stammered. He had a bad feeling about this. "Incendiaries, sir."

"My God." He shook his head, then spoke quickly. "Get me whoever is our liason for this and find out what happened. Also tell our relief personnel to prep for extraction at a moment's notice. Oh, and tell Admiral Wu that his shuttles should be ready for a rescue attempt. This could get ugly."

Captain Mastifa sees that all the bodies were burned beyond recognition and tells his men to get into the trucks and they drive back into camp. As they reach the gate, a Lt. Colonial stops them, "Where were you and your company today Captain?"
The Captain looks tense, knowing that he had been caught, "Uh, we were taking the prisoners for a walk as per our orders."
"Let me see those orders."
"Right here, sir."
"Corpral Hanson! Run these orders by General Jhonston's office."
"Yes Colonial!"
The Colonial, glaring back at the Captain, said, "If those orders are false, you're in a world of hurt."
"But they're not, so I'm fine Colonial." Captain Mastifa barely got out before the Corpral came back.
"Colonial, these orders are fake."
"Thank you Corpral. Please send in for the MPs to take Captain Mastifa and his men into custody."
"Right away Colonial!"

The MPs come a minute later, and before they arrest anyone, Captain Mastifa draws a pistol to the Colonial's head.
"Don't move, or I'll shoot! Drop your weapons. Manfredy, pick up the nice fellas guns for me please."
The men did as they were told, and they were fully disarmed.
"Good, now would you be so kind as to open the gate Corporal? Thank you."
Captain Mastifa and his men then proceded to mount on the trucks, with the Colonial and MPs as their hostages, and drove around to the prisoner pens, where the remaining thousand women and children were. Captain Mastifa then ordered his man with the flamethrower to "nape them all".
The flamethrower man had just finished up with the execution of the women and children whose only crime was being Islamic. By then, the alert of the deranged Captain had reached the snipers on the roofs.
"Sniper 2, I'm in position. Preparing to fire on target's weapon."
"Roger, wait for sniper 3."
"Sniper 3 ready, locked on primary target."
"Ok, fire on 2. 5...4...3...2"
Two shots rang out simeltaneously, shooting off the hand of Captain Mastifa and the gas tanks for the man with the flamethrower. The flamethrower turned into a giant roman candle, killing the man slowly and painfully, while ripping the hand of Captain Mastifa. The men, seeing the dozen or so snipers on the roof laid down their weapons and surrendered.

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Foxtrot News Report
Crazed Marines' first war-crimes trial is set for today on Captain Mastifa and his men's involvement in the murder of 1500 Muslim prisoners. The commanding General is also being tried for incompetence of command and failing to stop such an act.

our nation has taken notice of you extreme cruelty toward muslims, and though our nation has tried to stay neutral, our islamic special intrest groups have become infurriated with the recent turn of event, and wished to know what is truly going on there, before they begin thier own jihad :mp5: .


The Free Land of Left Winged Punks :headbang:

Official response: Crazed Marines officially apoligizes to the Muslim world for the actions of a few "deranged" officers whose families were massacred by a few Jihadist. We strongly denounce the killing of a group because of their religious beliefs. Those who commited these crimes will not get away with it. Furthermore, I have rescended the order of Martial law.
President Herd

*at the Warcrimes Trial*

"General Henderson, you have been charged with incompentence of command, criminally neglegent homicide, and failure to act to stop a warcrime. How do you plead?" the Judge Advocate General asked.
"I plead guilty to all charges and specifications. I failed to stop my men in time and my actions to stop them failed."
"Thank you General. Your war record and conduct during this crisis will also be assesed in your sentencing at 0800 tomorrow."
"Yes sir!"

*an hour later, at Captain Mustafa's trial*
The Judge Advocate General speaks again, "Captain, you are charged with 1500 counts of murder in the first degree, conduct unbecoming, and homicide. How do you plead?"
"Guilty as charged. I did what I felt needed to be done, and so do my men. We take responsibility for our actions. We have no regrets."


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Foxtrot News
Warcrimes trials

All throughout the day, suspected criminals were tried. Many pled Guilty, most notably Captain Mustafa and General Henderson. There appear to be a few death sentences ready to be handed out. More when we get it.