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To All Nations Of The World,

The Republic of Kyleralia (U.K.R) would like to open new diplomatic relations with other countries of the world. We are offering 7 sqaure Miles of land for any nation who would like to place an embassy in Kyleralia. All Embassies can only be built in the capital city of Kylesburgh City. Brief backround checks may be performed on any nation that Kyleralia does not know very well. Here are some guidlines to building an embassy.

- Delegates must abide by all Kyleralian Laws Regardless what the laws are in their home country.

-Delegates May only arrive 24 hours or more after the confirmaiton of an embassy request, no earlier.

- You are responsible for building the embassy, managing delegates and security and Keeping it up. The Kyleralian government is not responsible for anything else but the land.

- The Kyleralian Government may shut down any embassy for any reason.

Upon recieving confirmation a pass will be sent to you allowing you into the country. Passes will only be accepted at Kylesburgh City International. Once you show the pass it will be invalid and cannot be used again.

Once your Embassy is built you may build an army base, army bases will be placed outside the capital in one of the following major cities.

Kylestangrad
Utopeski
Biedinstanople

Military bases require a fee however, They run on 10 year and 20 year contracts.

10 year: $1,550,000.00
20 year: $2,395,000.00

Contracts must be redeemed when expire.


I hope This will Improve Diplomatic Relations Between other countries. I will be posting a list of what governments have embassies in Kyleralia to keep you updated. Again, I hope this improves diplomatic relations between other countries.

-President Kyle Biedinger I-
Kylesburgh City, Kyleralia


Nations Who have Embassies in Kyleralia
Granzi
Hallad
Helveticuz
Imperialistic Desires
Jackdonia
Kraknokistan
Ronamiana
Sanctaphrax
The Great Sixth Reich
Trekys

Nations Who Have Military Bases In Kyleralia
Helveticuz
Imperialistic Desires
Kraknokistan
Sanctaphrax
The Great Sixth Reich
Trekys

The Helvetian Ministry of Foreign Affairs signs Helveticuz up on the "interested" list and is willing to start foreign relations with Kyleralia.
The Ministry of Defense also wishes to build a military base within your borders, you will ofcourse pick the location, to expand the internationalism of Helveticuz.

Regards, Helvetian Head of State.

Helveticuz

We are Interested in letting you open an emassy Within Kyleralia After a few backround checks if you are aproved you may start building. As for the military base, I was debating on that myself I might add a charge though. I will let you know more after I do the backround check and confirm your embassy.

Helveticuz

You have been granted permission to Build an embassy you may start building.
As for the Military base I have decided that Military bases will be allowed but they will have a fee. You don't have to pay anything because you asked for it before i even had that option. You may build your Military base in Kylestangrad.

-Kyle Biedinger I-

Helveticuz

You have been granted permission to Build an embassy you may start building.
As for the Military base I have decided that Military bases will be allowed but they will have a fee. You don't have to pay anything because you asked for it before i even had that option. You may build your Military base in Kylestangrad.

-Kyle Biedinger I-Thank you, we will send our architects and a team of security personell to guard the building. Is any kind of architecture accepted? We planned to build in Roman style, the Helvetian standard.
And do you ahve a map? I'm interested in where Kylestangrad is.

Thank you, we will send our architects and a team of security personell to guard the building. Is any kind of architecture accepted? We planned to build in Roman style, the Helvetian standard.
And do you ahve a map? I'm interested in where Kylestangrad is.


Yes, We accept any sort of architecture, we like mixed architecture that adds a twist to the capital.

ooc: Right now i do not have a map of Kyleralia.

Please allow my nation to build an embassy on your soil. It will be layed out much like a holiday inn. Please let our nation join to make a stronger thingy.

Thank you

Sanctaphrax are looking to expand our diplomatic relations and we feel that a diplomatic program with Kyleralia could be beneficial for both our nations.
We are almost certain but, before confirmation would like to know a bit about your nation such as your government type. (communism, democracy...)
We would be interested in a spiraled tower type of embassy. It might be controversial (RP anyone) but it does promote diversity of architecture:)
Run any checks neccesary and let me know.

Cowlquape Pentephraxis
Most High Academe, Sanctaphrax

Iperialistic Desires: I would be happy to expand diplomatic relations between our two countries by letting you build an embassy. I have approved your country through a backround check and you may start building within 24 hours.

Sanctaphrax: I have also approved of your nation and its backround. I am part democracy, people are able to vote for any government position besides The President. I would welcome your spiral tower and you may start building within 24 hours.

I am welcoming Imperialistic Desires and Sanctaphrax to join me in my capital to go over some last details,or ifyou would like a military base and to hopefully talk over a possible alliance. I hope you will take this invitation and think it over.

Thank You,
President Kyle Biedinger I
Kylesburgh City Kyleralia

The Halladi Feceration would like to exchange embassies. If you accept, a spot will be opened for you in the city of New Dublin.

I accept your invitation and would like to gift you 10 Apache helicopters and 5 B52 bombers. This is a rather large fraction of our Air Force but if it helps diplomatic relations with Sanctaphrax then it is a sacrifice that we are willing to make. We will be at the meeting and are sending over our best architects and a security force for the foreign minister who will also be arriving for the meeting. Will this meeting be all our nations (you, me and ID) or just us?
We look forward to arriving and beginning work on our embassy. Their flight lands in 24 hours exactly, so start timing:)
We will speak at the meeting, until then.

Simeon Xintax
Foreign Minister, Sanctaphrax

We would also be interested in a military base. When the soldiers there are not needed in conflict then they will be yours to command. We hope you accept, this deal obviously works two ways so send over architects to start work on your embassy in Lake Landing, our glorious capital.

Hellad: I have accepted your request and you may start building as soon as you please. If you would like to have a meeting I am fine with that but first I must with ID and San.

Sanctaphrax: Thank you for your gift. Send your Delegate on a private jet to Kylesburgh International within 24 hours where the Kyleralian minister of foreign affairs will greet you and take you to the capital building. If Imperialistic Desires responds and comes to the meeting he will also be there but if he doesnt than we will start without him.

Imperialistic Desires: I hope you will accept the invitation and come to the meeting as soon as you can. Send a private jet to Kylesburgh International where you will then be taken to the capital.

President Kyle Biedinger I
Kylesburgh City Kyleralia

Hellad: I have accepted your request and you may start building as soon as you please. If you would like to have a meeting I am fine with that but first I must with ID and San.

Sanctaphrax: Thank you for your gift. Send your Delegate on a private jet to Kylesburgh International within 24 hours where the Kyleralian minister of foreign affairs will greet you and take you to the capital building. If Imperialistic Desires responds and comes to the meeting he will also be there but if he doesnt than we will start without him.

Imperialistic Desires: I hope you will accept the invitation and come to the meeting as soon as you can. Send a private jet to Kylesburgh International where you will then be taken to the capital.

President Kyle Biedinger I
Kylesburgh City Kyleralia
We have recieved clearance but for publicity reasons have flown by commercial airline, Sanctair. We land in five hours. Would you be interested in Flights being swapped between SIA (Sanctaphrax International Airport) and Kylesburgh international? We believe it would be good for both economies and hope you accept.
Simeon Xintax,
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Sanctaphrax

Did you accept the Military base?

Yes I approve the Military base and The Airline swap with ur nation SAN.

IC: President Kyle Sat in his compfy leather chair smoking a cigar overlooking Kylesburgh City. He didnt get many of these moments alone and this one wasnt going to last as long either. The phone rang startled he picked up and answered.

"Mr.President I am leaving for the Airport to meet The Foriegn Affiars Minister of Sanctaphrax shortly"

" Ah, Yes I must get ready I want to make a good first impression you know"

"Very well Mr.President I will be leaving shortly, is there anything you want me to tell him"

" Nah I'm gonna see him soon anyway, oh and Mr. Litol dont freak him out I dont want to scare him out of an alliance, I know how you are".

" Oh yes okay well see you soon"

Walter Litol fixed his tie and got into Limo waiting for him outside the palace. A Mercedez along with the limo and 2 navigators pulled out of the long pavement heading to the airport. When They got there they simply waited for the Foriegn Affiars minister to arrive at the Airport.

The Foreign Minister was just settling into his seat in the Business class department when he heard the voice of a stewardess.
" Ladies and gentlemen we are experiencing slight technical difficulties with the plane, it appears one of the engines died for some reason, possibly a fire. We request that everyone leave the plane in a quiet and orderly manner so as to avoid panic."
She got cut off by the storm of people rushing for the doors. As soon as the doors opened everybody went to the check-in desk and started shouting noisily about the quality of the service.

"What do we do now?" asked Simeon. "I have to make a good first impression on Kyleralia and now i'll be lucky to arrive at all."

One of his security guards ushered him off the plane and into the terminal and whispered quietly in his ear.

"The docks are not far from here and we have rented a high speed boat that will get us there in six hours. We'll be a bit late but it'll be quicker than wating around here. I have just informed Kyleralia of the change in plans and they didn't seem happy."

The United States of Trekys wishes to build both an embassy and military base on your soil. We would like to sign-up for the 20 year contract and hope that relations between our two grea nations become very good.

"Oh My The President is not gonna be happy about this" walter whispered as he dialed his cell phone to the palace.

" Hello KYOTO Palace"

" Yes I need to speak to the President"

" One Moment"

" Yes, Hello"

" Yes Mr. President Its Walter-"

" Why the HELL arent you here Ive been waiting forever"

" The Ministers Plane had an engine problem they will be arriving by boat"

"hmmmm Ok I do not have a problem with that we have plenty of time but please dont screw anything up, drive back here and we will have a helicopter transport them"

"Yes Mr.President"

Copter 1 took off and was soon at the docks. The Crew again just sat and waited

Trekys: I have no problem with the embassy exchange. I also have no problem with the military base wire over the amount shown. What city would you like the military base to be in?

The boat left the docks and was soon speeding away to Kyleralia when the security made a startling revelation... they didn't know how to steer... or stop!!!
They sailed in the direction of Kyleralia and hoped for an easy trip.

*six hours later*

The radar in the ports spotted the ship before the ship spotted the port. The security were alerted and warned the ship to stay out or they would have no choice but to open fire. Upon hearing this two security guards smothered the foreign minister and called Walter.

"hi Walter, this is the security of Simeon Xintax... yes the Foreign Minister... yes we appear to have run into some trouble... well soon after leaving we realised that we can't steer or stop the ship so we are currently heading for pier 9... I mean literally INTO pier 9... We are in danger of being shot at by your security forces so if you could please tell them not to shoot... *holds phone away from ear*... thank you I apreciate it."

Trekys: I have no problem with the embassy exchange. I also have no problem with the military base wire over the amount shown. What city would you like the military base to be in?

you may choose what city, we are not very picky

After Recieving the phone call walter rushed to the security office.

" NO! Dont do anything the people in the boat dont know how to stear or stop"

The Guard Chuckled " looks like they got themselves in some shit"

" HELP THEM"

" How? they cant stear or stop!"

" Get something to stop them"

" Ok We'll just call the port authority in"

Minutes later A helicopter hovered over the boat and dropped a rope down. A pilot screamed for them to tie the rope onto the boat. They quickley tied the rope that was connecting the boat to the helicopter and pulling the helicopter through the air. One of the crew members climbed down the rope and was able to regain control of the boat. It was brought to the docks and after a brief security check they headed for Coptor 1.

" We cant tell the President about this"

" Oh well I'm sure he'll be happy to see us" chuckled Simeon

The 2 men borded the helicopter wich took off towards Kyoto palace.

After Recieving the phone call walter rushed to the security office.

" NO! Dont do anything the people in the boat dont know how to stear or stop"

The Guard Chuckled " looks like they got themselves in some shit"

" HELP THEM"

" How? they cant stear or stop!"

" Get something to stop them"

" Ok We'll just call the port authority in"

Minutes later A helicopter hovered over the boat and dropped a rope down. A pilot screamed for them to tie the rope onto the boat. They quickley tied the rope that was connecting the boat to the helicopter and pulling the helicopter through the air. One of the crew members climbed down the rope and was able to regain control of the boat. It was brought to the docks and after a brief security check they headed for Coptor 1.

" We cant tell the President about this"

" Oh well I'm sure he'll be happy to see us" chuckled Simeon

The 2 men borded the helicopter wich took off towards Kyoto palace.
"Sorry about that, next time I hire bodyguards i don't look for the biggest ones but smart ones. Incidently can I use your phone for a minute? I have to tell my bodyguards to sail back to land and if they make it alive then to call the president to fire them.:)"

*Back in the capital*
"hello Mr President, how are you?"
"fine how was your journey?"
"my journey... uuuuhhhhh"
Walter jumped in.
"He has assured me that his journey was most uneventful sir"
"Let the man speak for himself" replied the president
"...uuuhhhh our journey was most uneventful sir?" he asked in a hopeful tone
the presidents eyes glinted and for a second he looked as though he would burst out laughing.

The President just stood there with an unsure look ocross his face.

"Well then at least your here"

"Welcome to Kylesburgh City the glorius capital of Kyleralia"

" Well then follow me"

The President slowly walked quitly chit chatting with simeon he led him into Kyoto palace where everyone was quickly searched. They then walked down a long hallway took a few turns and were then in a conference room. President Kyle look the head of the shiny mahogony table lined with tall leather chairs and the Kyleralian seal carved in the middle.

"Please take a seat Mr.Minister, I think this would be a good time to get down to business. Now I haven't looked into it much but I have approved the Airport swap and military base.

Offical Message from Ronamiana:
Our Country of Ronamiana would like to start Diplomacy with you nation.
Please allow a Ronamianan Embassy on our soil so our Countries may work together.

Sincerly,
Premier of Ronamiana,
Mikhail von Zurdoff

To:Ronamiana

I would be perfectly happy with you building an embassy. You may start building your embassy in the glorious capital of Kylesburgh City. Would you like a military base?

To:Ronamiana

I would be perfectly happy with you building an embassy. You may start building your embassy in the glorious capital of Kylesburgh City. Would you like a military base?
We probably will but not at this moment.

We are sorry that we couldn't make it to the meeting, there was an uprising with local cannibals that had to be dealt with. Anyway, Biff Bretman of our Homefront Security Dept. is on his way, as well as 3 of our best snipers (to guard the embassy). Don't worry the snipers will be enough, they can pick off a rampaging midget at 200 meters!
:sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

The Empire of Kraknokistan is interested in participating in an embassy exchange with Kyleralia. We would also be willing to participate in consular exchanges between the ten largest cities in Kraknokistan and Kyleralia. Finally, the Minister of Defense has expressed interest in a military base exchange with Kyleralia (20 year contract). The location of our base may be determined by Kyleralia, although we would prefer a city on the coast so we can build a naval base. Kraknokistan will permit Kyleralia to build a naval base in Kraknokicity (The capital and largest city) or a land base in Kraknokibad (The second largest city, reffered to as the "Cultural capital" of Kraknokistan).


Karen Davis, Minister of Foreign Affairs

"Well Mr president, I believe the time has come to move onto the topic at hand. We would like a huge plot near the sea in order to build a Naval, Air and Barracks all in one. This may be excessive but we would of course allow you as many bases as you want within a reasonable limit in Sanctaphrax. The plot of land for your embassy in Lake Landing has been set aside and we are waiting for your workers to begin construction on the building. Our architects are waiting for approval to begin construction work on the embassy here and we look forward to a long and prosperous alliance."
The delegate from ID bursts into the room saying
"what have I missed, i'm not too late am I?"

The Great Sixth Reich wishes to conduct an embassy exchange with Kyleralia. Your embassy in Berlin would be across the street from the Hyatt Berlin hotel. When accepted, we will build our embassy in your country in a round open glass tower with a heliped on top.

We are also interested in a military/naval base in Kyleralia to be automaticely renewed every 20 years unless our government sends a message to end the agreement. We are willing to pay extra for the naval base.

" Mr.President Its Walter" screamed walter as he tried to catch his breath

"this, this is Mr.Bretman from Imperialistic Desires"

"Oh hey there, I thought you were not coming, Well anyway I'm glad your here, take a seat over here across our delegate from Sanctaphrax"

President Kyle lit a cigar and offered one to S and ID.

" Well lets get down to business"

The lights dimmed and a few seconds later a projector displayed A map of Kyleralia.

" This My friends Is the United Republic of Kyleralia also known as the UKR. As you can see we are here In Kylesburgh City and this is where your embassys will be located of course". We also have a port city of Utopeski our Cultural and industrial city of Biedingstanople and and Kylstangrad our Commercial District."

" I would ask where would you like your military bases?Iits really your choice"

Jackdonia ask permission to build an Embassy in the captial of Kyleralia.

The Sanctaphrax Minister stood up and said "we would be willing to split the cost of a twenty year loan with ID and share it. We would require about 10'000 troops for the base and space for twenty ships and fifty aircraft. What do you think?"

"We would like our base to be in an easily defensible coastal position (natural harbour or something of that sort) and far away from cities so as to cause minimum noise for citizens from our aircraft. It needs to be BIG. That's about it!"

"Hmmmmmm"

" I see what your saying I believe thats a pretty fair deal if Imperialistic Desires agrees on sharing the base with you"

The President then glanced at The Delegate from ID to recieve his answer

OOC: I believe we exchanged embassies in my thread?

Knakastan: I will be happy with the embassy exchange. You may start within 24 hours. As for the Base It will be set up Utopeski a costal city lining the ocean

The Great Sixth Reich: I would welcome your glass tower and I would be happy to send My delegates within 24 hours. As for the naval base you dont have to pay more. You will build it In Utopeski a coastal city.

OOC: Yes, Granzi we have had any embassy exchange!

"We will be glad to split the cost, providing we don't need to add many troops. You see, we are trying to downsize our military programs. Though it will be possible to send 1000 troops, 30 BTR-90 Armored Personnel Carriers, 220 Humvees, and three Frigates: the IDN (Imperialistic Desires Navy) Redemption, Liberty, and The IDN Evil Hedgehog! Other than that we can't spare much more. Hopefully that is efficient. Whew. Now can I have a glass of water? Ahem and please don't (caugh) smoke." Says a by now out of breath Biff Bretman.

"Fine," says President Kyle "but these are good cubans!"

" Ah, Yes then my friend"

" Mr. Salami get over here"

" Yes your majesty"

The Butler came over with a silver tray resting on his hands. "May you please get these two men some water" said President Kyle as he smuthered the remaines of the cigar in the tray." Hurry Up these people do not have all day"

"I'm coming as fast as I can"

The Butler came over and handed the three men their drinks and started to walk off.

" Hey Buddy whats the rush. By the way remember that promotion I was talking about well now you get to be the shoe shiner."

The President Held out his foot as the butler started shining.

"Now where were we, Oh yes the military base I perfectly approve of the troops you are sending. I would also like to have my airplanes to have some of your hangers. Would you like to have my airplanes I'm sure there are some tourists that would like to arrive to Kyleralia by Kyleralia Air ( KA). I could also host some of your Airplanes.

"Oh by the way Any buddy up for a shoe shining?"

"Alright, but I'll have you know that these are VERY Expensive! I don't want them messed around with ok?"

" Oh Mr. Salami, May you bring some salami to have with those cocktails"

A sheepish look went over the butlers face and he looked like he was gonna pee himself.

" Ummmmmm m m Mr.President I dont think there is any left"

" And Why Is that?

"ummmm b b b b b b because-"

" Do you think I am A FOOL" The president banged his fist on the table

" ummmm n n no President K K K Kyle Biedinger"

" Do you think I didnt catch you stuffing yourself with all the SALAMI Last night!"

"b..b..but It was dark last night"

" Well I just happened to be strolling in the kitchen last night for a midnight snack when I caught you raiding MY FRIDGE!"

" I'm ssss s s sorry Kyle"

" You, You ARE DISMISSED"

"Y Y Yes Mr.Kyle"

The Butler was so scared and so clumsy he tripped over himself. The Tray came crashing down as the Butler struggled to get his tray and cups up.

" MR.SALAMI THAT IS PRESICOUS CHINA"

"ummmmmmm ummmmmm um um um Im S..S....Sorry Mr.President"

" Ok dont get over reacting I will help you pick it up ok"

The President Took a dustpan and started to sweep up the remains of the China.

" Wait Mr.Salami, How would you like to be VICE PRESIDENT"

" Reallly!!!!!"

" Yes do u know anything about politics and how to run a country?"

" A little"

" Well thats enough"

"Now get out of that suite and put something else on."

" YES MR.PRESIDENT"

"anyway where were we" asked Simeon, "oh yeah, so we have the base and we would be more than glad to have a terminal for ID's, our and your airlines.
Have you decided on a location which would fit our criteria? What style would you like your embassy in LL in? We do have regulations for that kind of thing so it would have to be tasteful."

" Ah yes I have decided on the area for you military base. You can build it right in Utopeski wich is a coastal city so you can build a naval base. I would like to have a terminal of ID assuming that you will have a terminal for Kyleralia Air or KA. And the embassy Im going to have a Glass building with some Roman Architecture mixed in. Have the delegates started to build your embassy?

" Ah yes I have decided on the area for you military base. You can build it right in Utopeski wich is a coastal city so you can build a naval base. I would like to have a terminal of ID assuming that you will have a terminal for Kyleralia Air or KA. And the embassy Im going to have a Glass building with some Roman Architecture mixed in. Have the delegates started to build your embassy?
"They are building but because the materials are only made in Sanctaphrax we will have to ship them over but plans have been completed.
Building it next to a city will cause protests about the noise level so if we could build it a bit further out? We will build one terminal for all of us as a majority of flights will go to Kylesburgh International. Your embassy should be approved within the next week so i'll keep you informed."

"Ah yes then The Military base will be miles outside of Utopeski but it will still be on the coast."

President Kyle then lit a cigar and and offered one to S.

" Ah Fresh Cubans"

"Ah yes then The Military base will be miles outside of Utopeski but it will still be on the coast."

President Kyle then lit a cigar and and offered one to S.

" Ah Fresh Cubans"
"No thanks I have slight lung problems due to smoking so i've stopped. the position sounds perfect, who will build it? i suggest a joint build by all three of us."

"Ah hmmmm"

President Kyle stopped puffing on the cigar and just held it between his fingers.

" I think that will be fine, If ID follows through you will each pay 10,000 and share the building responsiblities. Oh yes and I will help to with the building"

"Ah hmmmm"

President Kyle stopped puffing on the cigar and just held it between his fingers.

" I think that will be fine, If ID follows through you will each pay 10,000 and share the building responsiblities. Oh yes and I will help to with the building"
"Sounds perfect, get your press secretary to arrange a news conference for all our leaders. I will leave here on a KA plane, the first flight between our nations. The publicity will be huge"

" Ah excellant idea, one thing where would you like it to be held....here?"

" Ah excellant idea, one thing where would you like it to be held....here?"
"On the front steps of the Palace should be perfect"

" Ah yes Wonderful place I will arrange it with the press secretary"

" I will also have 2 more flag poles built for the occaision"

" Ah yes Wonderful place I will arrange it with the press secretary"

" I will also have 2 more flag poles built for the occaision"
I will have the Sanctaphrax flag sent to you by express mail.
What would you think of giving me a tour of Kyleralia and then going to ID and then to Sanctaphrax to get to know each others governments and countries? Also it would be good publicity."

Excellant Idea You should come back soon though. I would be perfectly happy with giving a tour of my capital. I would like the Conference to start as soon as possible. I have recieved your flag by the way.

Excellant Idea You should come back soon though. I would be perfectly happy with giving a tour of my capital. I would like the Conference to start as soon as possible. I have recieved your flag by the way.
OOC: i'll TG ID and tell him!
gotta go for now because i'm hungry.

"Perfect! I have our flag right here with me you may have it!"

We'll visit ID then go to Sanctaphrax and from there we'll take the first public Sanctair flight back to Kyleralia, take the tour of Kyleralia and fly back to our seperate countries.

wait arent we having the press conference then we take the tours

wait arent we having the press conference then we take the tours
yeah don't worry that's what i meant!

The Flags have been recieved and Are ready to be raised. WHen would you like to have the conference?

The Flags have been recieved and Are ready to be raised. WHen would you like to have the conference?
RL tommorow afternoon, 2:00 GMT

Would you like to build embassies in my nation? You are both approved just choose a city: Keyes City, Squireopolus, Ft. Worthless, Vreeland Beach, Hanz, Franz, or Resthaven.

Would you like to build embassies in my nation? You are both approved just choose a city: Keyes City, Squireopolus, Ft. Worthless, Vreeland Beach, Hanz, Franz, or Resthaven.
Where do you recommend? somewhere where there is likely to be no protest at a big colourful building with a spire on top!

OOC: me and ID wont be available tomorrow at 2 so how bout like 6or 7?

OOC: me and ID wont be available tomorrow at 2 so how bout like 6or 7?
GMT? as in 8 or 9 Israel time? can't sorry!
try 3:00? 5:00 Israel

OH I misunderstood ummmm wut time is it now in ISRAEL

Where do you recommend? somewhere where there is likely to be no protest at a big colourful building with a spire on top!

If you make the spire a lighthouse, the people will love it!

Vreeland Beach is good.

Vreeland Beach is good.
We can make the cap at the top of the spire glow:)
Vreeland Beach sounds brilliant!
I'm going to the Kineret (sea of Gallilee) for the weekend so I can't go online until sunday afternoon, say 4:00?

OOC: this is probably one of my last posts for a long time (four days)
*sniff*
(bump)

You can start building right now!

ooc: I'll only be on every 3 or 4 days (bump)

Here's the plan!
We will each act out our part of the news conference when we have time, deal?
IC: The preparations had been made and three flags were strung over the main archway to the palace. Another three flags were lying at the bottom of the flagpoles.
Simeon Xintax had gone home due to his wife falling ill but instead Cowlquape Pentephraxis, PM of Sanctaphrax had turned up.
The three leaders stood up on their podiums as cameras clicked and the crowd cheered. There were flags of Sanctaphrax, ID and Kyleralia being waved. Suddenly five protesters climbed up the stairs towards the podiums...

The Protesters were quickly taken care of and were lost in the large media crowd. As The Kyleralian flag waved in the distance the president stood up and walked to the podium.

Ladies and gentlemen, today our nations have found a bond of frienship, a bond that I hope will go down in history. Over the last few days A major act of democracy has stained the fabric of Kyleralia. Our country today, is recieving its frist Vice President.

The Crowd Roared in cheers.

Not only will Kyleralia be electing Officials for the house of Deputies and Commons but also for Vice president. This mans term has started today and he will be serving our country for a term of 4 years and can be re-elected. Over a closed conversation a delegate from Imperialistic Desires made our country slight more democratic. Ladies and gentlemen may I introduce to you the first ever vice president of the United Republic of Kyleralia...Mr.SALAMI

The Crowd once again roars louder and longer then the first.

The Vice president came up to the podium and shook the hand of the president

This man, our new vice president has rised from the lowest ranks of The Kyleralian government to one of the highest positions now known.

The Crowd cheers again as the president takes his seat with the delegates.

To all my fellow Kyleralians in the crowd and watching at home. You will be soon meeting 2 very fine countries in wich a bond of friendship has grown between us. We will aid each other in war, conflicts, and deppresion. I think these 2 people are some of the finest people I've met. As we start this meeting I hope to charm it with good luck for the future as I hope these 2 men will too. Ladies and Gentlemen please rise for the National anthem of The Untied Republic Of Kyleralia.

The Crowd grew silent and the music of the anthem slowly filled the air as a chorus and the crowd started singing.

Music:Click here for music! (http://www.thenationalanthems.com/inninazionali/Urss1921-1991.mid)

Long live Kyleralia

Kyleralia Our Empire
Kyleralia loved Country
Mighty will, great glory-
Yours Virtue all times

Sing to the Fatherland ours free
The brotherly century peoples union ,
By ancestors the given national wisdom!
Ours Glorious land! We are proud of you!

From Kylstangrad to Kylesburgh City
Our woods and fields were stretched.
One you on light! One you such -
Native land, stored By the god!


The national ended as crowd cheered and The Kyleralian President took his seat and waited for the next delegates speech.

Our Government would like to take up the offer made by Kyleralia for the opening of a Diplomatic Program, it would prove useful as we are a new and small nation....But as the old saying goes `Wasn`t the mighty oak once a small nut that stood its ground`. I am sure our people will have lots to offer and forge a strong and worthwhile friendship.
We await your response.

Kind Regards
Geoff Murdoch
Foriegn Minister.

We'd like permission to build a miliray base inside your borders- you choose the loacation.

New Englands Glory: I would approve of you having an embassy in my nation. I also believe that all true great nations start small.

Jackonia: I see you already have an embassy. Good, now you can place a military base.

If Any of you would like to meet with me I would also be fine with that.

I would like a meeting with you about where to put the base.

Ah yes, Give me a form of Transportation as to how you will get to Kylesburgh City.

I would like a meeting with you about where to put the base.

The delegate from ID began to speak, a hush fell over the crowd...

"Our nations, in this strong bond, must also think of the environment! Our children will have to live here after us and we can't leave this world a mess. I'm sure my fellow Imperials agree, we should all clean up our nations today, and follow my nation's example!"

Throngs of people cheered and started shouting "Save the Forests! Save the Trees! Save the Birds and the Bees!!!"

We too would like a meeting as to where we may build our Embassy, the sooner we can sort this out the sooner we can start improving the state of the world.

G.M

ooc: cant you see we're trying to rp here? could you wait until weve finished OUR meeting?!?!?!

I would like to be picked up in a car at the airport and drive to the meeting.

Finally the Sanctaphrax PM stands up.
"We held meetings in the last few days in the building behind me and reached an agreement with both Kyleralia and Imperialistic Desires which, I hope will benefit all of us. Sanctaphrax too believes in a strong enviroment and will enforce new laws soon limiting the amount of pollution a factory can cause. As a gift to Kyleralia and ID's leaders we give them each a Gulfstream G550. Once we have tied up all loose ends here we will tour Kyleralia, ID and Sanctaphrax. Sanctaphrax are preparing already to host our new allies."

The President Kyle stood up once again.

"Ladies and gentlemen as you can see we have formed strong allies. Sanctaphrax and Imperialistic Desires will be hosting Diplomatic visits after their tour of thy glorious capitol of Kyleralia, Kylesburgh City. And once again we would like to top off our visit today. Ladies and Gentlemen please stand for the National Anthem of the Republic Of Kyleralia.

The Crowd hushed. The KB Choir and band start the National Anthem.

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Long live Kyleralia

Kyleralia Our Empire
Kyleralia loved Country
Mighty will, great glory-
Yours Virtue all times

Sing to the Fatherland ours free
The brotherly century peoples union ,
By ancestors the given national wisdom!
Ours Glorious land! We are proud of you!

From Kylstangrad to Kylesburgh City
Our woods and fields were stretched.
One you on light! One you such -
Native land, stored By the god!

I'd like a meeting with you.

Ah, Yes I will send a delegate to Kylesburgh International as soon as I can to pick you up.

Okay. I am landing at the airport in my VIP Transport. Its a B747.

The Jackdonian ambassador was met by a surprise guest.
Cowlquape Pentephraxis: "Hello, You are the Jackdonian rep? I'm the PM of Sanctaphrax. I heard rumors that my minister of Alliances has flown to Jackdonia to open diplomatic talks between us.:)

The Jackdonian ambassador said to the PM "Wow what a suprise.
We will wait for the limo here,Nice that we are improving relations with our countries."

The Jackdonian ambassador said to the PM Wow what a suprise.
Here hop in this 66 Mustang that will take us to the meeting. They hopped in the car and they drove to the meeting.
OOC: You realise that it is Kyleralia who are driving so its probably more a Kyleralian Limo than a sports car! Also if you could please try to put speech marks where somebody speaks. Thanks!

OOC:I edited the post.

IC,The Jackdonian PM told the Sanctaphrax PM " What have you been doing lately?"

OOC:I edited the post.

IC,The Jackdonian PM told the Sanctaphrax PM " What have you been doing lately?"
Meeting people from nations i'll never meet again!
But it's worth it because I got 2 allies.

The Delegate drove to Kylesburgh City International and waited for the Jackdonian Minister.

The Jackdonian Minister saw the limo and told Sanctaphrax PM "Lets get in and meet others" They hopped in the limo and went to the meeting..

The Limo drove off and was soon at Kyoto Palace in Kylesburgh City. A Kyleralian Delegate Greeted The two men as they stepped out of the Limo.

" Your Military Base has been approved J but we will of course be discussing minor details. The President Will soon be giving a tour of The Capital to the delegates. Would you like to Join?

The Jackdonian Delegate told the Kyleralian Delegate"We wish to particapte in the tour of the capital. We can discuss the datails of the base at the meeting. What 5 star hotel do you recommend?"

" Ah, yes a hotel" said the Kyleralian Delegate " I think you will enjoy your stay at one of the best Hotels in Kylesburgh City, the Vila Romaria Inn."

" I will see you soon when the president gives his tour it will be some time this week, He has so many meetings and Diplomatic events he is hosting right now"

"Okay thanks! I will see you tomorrow!" The Jackdonan PM told the delegete.

The PM checked in and went into his room when Mohommed Gater jumped out of his room with a knife shouting "Death to Kyleria!". The PM ran down to the front desk calling out a GLA terroist is in the hotel and call 9-1-1!

Then, a single shot was heard :sniper: and a ID officer came running, sniper rifle in hand.

"I hope everyone is all right!" she said.

"He isn't" the PM replied

Sirens blare as Kyleralian Police rush to the scene. The Police along with a S.W.A.T team rush into the building as they see people lying dead on the floor. They See the Terrorist also lying dead.

Kyleralian police investigate the scene and a total of 2 people were killed during the raid and 3 were wounded the Delegates however are unharmed. The delegates are rushed to the palace and the president is told of the news.

The Jackdonian PM held a pistol. He said to everyone before leaving o go to an undisclosed location "I shot him. He got near and was abut to cut me when i shot him with the Colt 1911. It saved my life. What about about the president wishing to meet me? Oh i have to go there at once. Driver take me to the capitol at once!"

"I'm glad you guys are ok" said the President " This Must be a terrible way to be greeted in my nation, you will now be staying in my palace".

The Jackdonian PM told the President "Yes it was scary and what even scarier is that in his pocked we found has gonna nuke this place in 2 days!
He acquired WMD,killed 200,000 of my people and attemped to hijack my VIP jet! But how did he get here thats the question.

" I do not know, but the KIA will investigate this case. I have A Memorial Service I have to attend to for the deaths of the people killed in the shooting."

-At the Service-

The Bodies are buried and the Kyleralian Flag is lowered as the national anthem plays in the backround.

Kyleralia - our holy country,
Kyleralia - our beloved country.
A mighty will, a great glory -
Are your inheritance for all times!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland!
Eternal union of fraternal peoples,
Common wisdom given by our forebears,
Be glorious, our country! We are proud of you!

From the southern seas to the polar region
spread our forests and fields.
You are unique in the world, inimitable,
Native land protected by God!

Wide spaces for dreams and for living
Are opened for us by the coming years
Faithfulness to our country gives us strength
Thus it was, so it is and always will be!

The Sanctaphrax delegate lowered his head as a mark of respect.
When the minutes silence was over he leant over and asked the Kyleralian PM,
"I have been informed that the mans last words were death to Kyleralia. Why then did he target the Jackdonian PM? If you feel the need to cancel the tour then I will understand. I will fly to Sanctaphrax tommorow evening in my Gulfstream. Know that you will be welcome whenever you decide to come to Sanctaphrax. I have said the same to the ID delegate."

" Ah yes, I think that would be alright" said the President " I will cancel the tour and you will go back to your country, after I settle some talks between ID and Jackdonia I would be happy to go to your country"

" Ah yes, I think that would be alright" said the President " I will cancel the tour and you will go back to your country, after I settle some talks between ID and Jackdonia I would be happy to go to your country"
We have sorted everything out though?
Me and ID have a joint Military/Naval/air base which will also be used for the commuter flights between our nations.
I have an embassy in both ID and Kyleralia.
ID and Kyleralia both have embassies in my nation.
anything else?

ooc: I'm not sure

IC: The PM of S starts to leave Kyleralia on KYLERALIA AIR their newest Airline company.

ooc: I'm not sure

IC: The PM of S starts to leave Kyleralia on KYLERALIA AIR their newest Airline company.
OOC: I am leaving on my GUlfstream remember?
IC: The Gulfstream gets a take-off slot and pulls onto the runway, but from the other side comes another plane, an A380! Both planes won't be able to stop even though the A380 oobviously wasn't cleared for takeoff. The tower called the A380 and got no response...
OOC: (what happens next? I don't want my PM to be killed but there can be a crash or whatever.)

The Planes slightly hit and go spinning out of control. When they finally stop it is clear that a wing is damaged. The PM is unharmed but the jet is damaged. The PM is given another plane to go on this time Kyleralia Air.

The Planes slightly hit and go spinning out of control. When they finally stop it is clear that a wing is damaged. The PM is unharmed but the jet is damaged. The PM is given another plane to go on this time Kyleralia Air.
The PM was led out of his plane unharmed,
"Who were they? what are their goals? did you catch them?"
The Kyleralian PM answered him...

" Dont worry we have this under contro. You right now need to get back to your country before something else happens."

The KIA has investigated this problem and it turns out some terrorists were attempting to take over a plane but it was not stolen and they have been captured.

In a private conversation with President Kyle, the ID delagate reports some startling news. "We both know the Jackdonian guy says he shot the man with his pistol, yet the the terrorist was shot in the back of the head. Our best sniper killed him, we know that as a fact, for the bullet was an ID manufactured 'hippo' bullet. This brings up some serious questions."

The President nods, disturbed by the info.

The President gasps in horror

" Thank you for bringing this to my attention, I should have known Earlier!"

ooc: a hippo bullet:

Sirens once again blare as they surround KYOTO palace and the KIA storms into the building.

" This Is the Man that is responsible for killing 2 people and lying about the saving of Victims, This so say Jackdonian DELEGATE!"

The KIA siezed the Jackdonian person " You are now under arrest....."

The President and Delegate of Imperialistic desires wached as the police cars drove away and carried the Jackdonian man with them.

" Thank you, Imperialistic desires for helping me catch a liar and a Murderer he will probally live down as once of the worst people in Kyleralian History"

*public broadcast*
We are proud to report the opening of the Kyleralian embassy in Lake Landing.
This embassy is guarded 24/7 by the best security guards we have. Kyleralia are extremely important allies to us and we hope that relations between us will continue to grow.
The ID embassy, also in Lake Landing will be complete in 1 (NS) year.

Telegram to Sanctaphrax
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Thank You for your public broadcast on my embassy. I believe ID will be hosting the next meeting and tour.

President Kyle Biedinger I
Kyleralia
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Please take the soonest flight to Jacob Keyes Intl. Airport. I will be there personally to escort both of you around my nation. While you are there would you like to build a military base S? Please reply.

Kyle Biedinger Boarded Presidential Air 1. Due to security reasons he couldnt just fly on an average plane. Presidential Air 1 soon landed in Imperialistic Desires and the President stepped out and greeted the People from ID.

Please take the soonest flight to Jacob Keyes Intl. Airport. I will be there personally to escort both of you around my nation. While you are there would you like to build a military base S? Please reply.
*telegam to ID*
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I will be flying commuter to Kyleralia and from there we'll take one gulfstream. We'll land about 4:30 PM tommorow. A military base would be extremely useful. Do you want one in Sanctaphrax?
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EDIT: how come I always reply 10 seonds late!!! I'm going to meet Kyle and he's just landed in ID!!! Ah well could be an interesting RP:)

The Real Jackdonian PM stepped out of the plane and a limo came up.

After The Kyleralian President greeted the Officials from ID he introduced the Kyleralian Royal Choir and Band. After he introduced them they quickly set up at the airport and started to perform the Kyleralian National Anthem as a form of good luck to the alliance.

Unbreakable Union of freeborn Republics,
Kyleralia welded forever to stand.
Created in struggle by will of the people,
United and mighty, our Great land!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Glory of this land, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

Through tempests the sunrays of freedom have cheered us,
Along the new path where great Kyle Has lead.
To a righteous cause he raised up This Country,
Inspired it to Rise up in this valorous deed.

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong. O Glory of this land, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

In the vict'ry of Communism's deathless ideal,
We see the future of great Kyleralia
And Faith in our country gives us power
And so it was an so it will always be!

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of peoples in brotherhood strong.
O Glory of this land, the strength of the people,
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

Ok so I am ready to go!

GameFAQ wishes to establish an embassy and a military base

Signed,
Cindy Grater, President of GameFAQ

The Real Jackdonian PM stepped out of the plane and a limo came up.

What plane? You're not part of the three nation alliance. If you want to come here wait until this meeting is done.

Sanctaphrax: You are most certainly welcome to have a military base here. It will be near Kyleralian and ID bases, OK?

What plane? You're not part of the three nation alliance. If you want to come here wait until this meeting is done.

Sanctaphrax: You are most certainly welcome to have a military base here. It will be near Kyleralian and ID bases, OK?
Sure:)
IC: *The Sanctaphrax PM is arguing with the head of the airport*
"WHAT!!! What do you mean he five hours ago?"
"Uh sir, I said that he landed in ID five hours ago"
"How am I supposed to arrive now? There isn't a flight to ID for the next 24 hours and the VP is using my jet. Get on the phone to ID right away."
"Sir please calm down. There are heavy winds right now and no planes are taking off. We will call ID and see what they suggest."

*The phone rings in the Parliament house*

Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring!

"Hello? Oh great, yeah, well I'll send my personal yaht over. It's not that far right? Good, you're wecome, bye" *click*

The President stepped into the limo and waited for it to depart.

Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring! Ring ring ring!

"Hello? Oh great, yeah, well I'll send my personal yaht over. It's not that far right? Good, you're wecome, bye" *click*
The Sanctaphrax PM stood on the pier and looked impatiently at his watch. Where were they? They should have arrived an hour ago!

The President of Kyleralia stood there puzzled about why they werent going anywhere.

Finally a boat pulled up to the pier. Two men in uniforms jumped out and showed their badges which proclaimed them to be ID ex naval captains.
The Sanctaphrax PM went below deck and went to sleep. He awoke next morning and saw ID in the distance. The boat came up to the pier and the PM jumped out.

Could you make it a 4 nation alliance? :rolleyes:

ooc: Jackadonia right now ID, Sanctaphrax and me are doing an alliance and trying to rp it out it would be hard to do it with 4 people right now so we can do it another time after this.

"I'm glad you made it gentlemen, I'm sorry about the wait. Anyway, first I'll give you a little time too get settled at the Guenevere hotel, then it's off to Aran Nktional Park. A whole island converted into a enviornmental preserve! We'll do more than that of course, but thats for starters. What do you think?"

" Its nice to finally be in Imperialistic Desires"

President Kyle Got settled into his hotel and went to sleep for a long day was ahead of him.

"I'm glad you made it gentlemen, I'm sorry about the wait. Anyway, first I'll give you a little time too get settled at the Guenevere hotel, then it's off to Aran Nktional Park. A whole island converted into a enviornmental preserve! We'll do more than that of course, but thats for starters. What do you think?"
"Sounds great, when do we start? Countries these days only think of money and never of the enviroment. It's about time someone stood up and fought for the enviroment. In the capital of Sanctaphrax, Lake Landing we have forests surrounding it and a beautiful lake in the middle. The houses of parliament are in the middle of the lake! I live among the people. I believe that because I make more money than them doesn't mean that i'm any better or worse. I try to keep in touch with the people. Their problems affect me as well so I have a better idea of what they want."
*He whispers to the ID delegate so that no-one will hear him*
"Election year soon so got to play to the media!"

"Sorry fellas, things got confuzing. My FORMER advisers sent me to Kamikazestan for an "URGENT" conference I hadn't ever heard of, and it didn't even exist! All this was meant to halt our diplomatic meeting, and it did for awhile. Now that I finally got a plane back home I will continue with the tour.

"This," said Squires, gesturing towards the huge expance of wilderness "is Aran National park." K and S stared in awe at the beauty of the island untouched by people, other than the dock and the paths through it. Feel free to explore, take these walkie-talkies in case you get lost in the wilderness :p .

President Kyle slowly walked through the park examining the rich, untouched beauty. He took out a cuban cigar and lit up. He exhaled rich smoke as he started strolling through the park.

" Heh nice piece of land, open, and away from the city bustle. This would be a great place to build a Nuclear Testing Lab!"

*cheerrchhch* (voice on walkie-talkie) "I heard that, the answer is NO!" *chehercchh*

The Nation Of Venosa would like to meet with your delegates to disscuss the possible construction of an embassy in your capital. As a small and young nation we are always looking for new allies.

Speaking for ID I will be glad to have one of your embassys in one of my major cities. If you would like to have a military base please send 15 million dollars and the construction workers to build it.

Your Embassy has been built in Vreeland Beach.