Chinese Greenland
24-08-2004, 22:30
To the Leaders of All Warring Nations:
Settle your differences around the midnight campfire in the temperate, lush hills of Chinese Greenland.
We grow more cannabis sativa here than we know how to export. By the end of the night, you won't even remember what you were fighting over.
So fly on over to Airport City, take the 30 minute ferry ride to the port of Stockong, and a cabbie in a car made of hemp than runs on hempseed oil will happily bring you to our capital city, Beijuuk.
The fortnight-long Peacefest will take place in Philosopher Square and begin Saturday, August 28 between 12 and 1 or whenever the nation's elders get their act together.
Anyone seen acting rowdy can expect to have a swift and personal encounter with our team of kung fu experts.
Hotel-cabins will be booked only to visiting politicians, and there should be enough for all.
Settle your differences around the midnight campfire in the temperate, lush hills of Chinese Greenland.
We grow more cannabis sativa here than we know how to export. By the end of the night, you won't even remember what you were fighting over.
So fly on over to Airport City, take the 30 minute ferry ride to the port of Stockong, and a cabbie in a car made of hemp than runs on hempseed oil will happily bring you to our capital city, Beijuuk.
The fortnight-long Peacefest will take place in Philosopher Square and begin Saturday, August 28 between 12 and 1 or whenever the nation's elders get their act together.
Anyone seen acting rowdy can expect to have a swift and personal encounter with our team of kung fu experts.
Hotel-cabins will be booked only to visiting politicians, and there should be enough for all.