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how du u declare war on sum1 :sniper:

Repeat after me. Really.

"Chellis is a threat to the world, and needs to be taken out. St Heliers declares war on Chellis."

It's nice to see that the older players are 'helping' newbies.

The representative from Omicron Alpha Government Incorporated moves that we laugh, then explain why this is rather foolish, then laugh again.

how du u declare war on sum1 :sniper:

Ohoh, somebody has a had a little to much sugar today!

Well after laughing, it's on to phase two of my plan. If you'd actually read the FAQ you'd know that you can't technically go to war with another nation. You can role play it in this forum though, if you really want; for information on RPing, check out some of the stickies in this forum. I haven't looked yet, but I'll assume that your nation is new. I'd advise against declaring war on anyone in this forum until you're a bit bigger.

hey i just started this gimme a break

how du u declare war on sum1 :sniper:

((OOC:My God...))

Official Imperial Statement

Emperor Alexei has decided that the nation of St Heliers is so pathetically uneducated that it deserves nothing less than full annexation. Upon incorporation into The Empire, St Heliers will be taught skills such as proper grammar and spelling, common sense, and how to tie one's own shoes. If you refuse, your lands will be consumed with fire, and your women mercilessly violated. This will be very uncomfortable for you. Have a nice day.

Chancellor Feador Alexeevich.

((OOC:My God...))

Official Imperial Statement

Emperor Alexei has decided that the nation of St Heliers is so pathetically uneducated that it deserves nothing less than full annexation. Upon incorporation into The Empire, St Heliers will be taught skills such as proper grammar and spelling, common sense, and how to tie one's own shoes. If you refuse, your lands will be consumed with fire, and your women mercilessly violated. This will be very uncomfortable for you. Have a nice day.

Chancellor Feador Alexeevich.

**warns Generic Empire not to fool with players only a month younger then you**

fine take me over i SURRENDER

Official Statement, Imperial Government

We are distressed by Generia's disreagrd for the wants and needs of n00bs, and impores them to take the situation more seriously in future. Furthermore this n00b is now under the protection of the Imperial Armed Forces. Any attmept to annex said n00b will be considered an act of war against the Democratic Imperium and her many, many allies. Any attempt to teach this n00b how to spell, RP and not use txt language will of course be encouraged.

fine take me over i SURRENDER

Official Imperial Statement

Generian forces will be arriving shortly to take posession of your lands. We thank you for a smooth transition.

Chancellor Feador Alexeevich
Appointed Chancellor of the Imperial Congress

geez that was fast but i cant c ne where duz it show up

Official Imperial Statement

Generian forces will be arriving shortly to take posession of your lands. We thank you for a smooth transition.

Chancellor Feador Alexeevich
Appointed Chancellor of the Imperial Congress

We will together with Praetonian forces see that this not happens

yes defend the noob

Official Statement, Imperial Government

We are distressed by Generia's disreagrd for the wants and needs of n00bs, and impores them to take the situation more seriously in future. Furthermore this n00b is now under the protection of the Imperial Armed Forces. Any attmept to annex said n00b will be considered an act of war against the Democratic Imperium and her many, many allies. Any attempt to teach this n00b how to spell, RP and not use txt language will of course be encouraged.

Official Imperial Statement

Generia warns Praetonia to back down. We have had problems with you in the past, and hope to not repeat this. I assure you I have the support of the C A D, and will not hesitate to use it. Again, back off if you value your safety.

Official Imperial Statement

Generian forces will be arriving shortly to take posession of your lands. We thank you for a smooth transition.

Chancellor Feador Alexeevich
Appointed Chancellor of the Imperial Congress

Please read our statement and reconsider this action. If you choose not to then we will not be too put out, pour new Tiger Class Railgun Gunboats have not yet been tested in combat and now would be as good a juncture as any to do so.

The Emperor would like to tell The Generic empire that should you attack him we shall set loose the Alethrians and Atans on you without restraint. They will salt your women and rape your feilds and we will all be happy.

Signed, THe Emperor of Lessr Tsurani Arkyla.

P.S. Yes I am aware of the fact that the feilds woman part is the wrong way round, but the Alethrians and Atans are strange.

geez that was fast but i cant c ne where duz it show up

You'll also find a lot of people get unnecessarily worked up over spelling, and the way you're typing right now is actually physically hurting them. I personally don't care about spelling so much, so long as I can read what you're tying to say it's fine by me. But some people, a lot of people here in fact, will actually ignore you for making excessive mistakes and/or talking in 'txt'. Just some advice... try you're best to spell properly, and you'll have an easier time of it on the forums.

fine fine fine St Heliers will defend itself bravely and valiantly once it knows how

or shud i just say

- i have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 nuclear warheads

Official Imperial Statement

Once more, Generia warns the world to leave matters to those whom they concern. Generia is no stranger to war, and we assure you, we will use everything at our disposal to make this quite unpleasant for all who oppose use. Leave the n00b to my taking. He has already consented.

fine fine fine St Heliers will defend itself bravely and valiantly once it knows how

or shud i just say

- i have 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 nuclear warheads

See, thats what gets you ignored!
-100 million population do not have nukes...

P.S.: The goal of freeform RP is that it doesent show up when you are taken over or such, you remember that and RP likewise.
Same with wars, storefronts, alliances, etc...

no i do not consent changed my mind :p

sum 1 defend me plz

or tell me how 2 defend myself

Official Imperial Statement

Once more, Generia warns the world to leave matters to those whom they concern. Generia is no stranger to war, and we assure you, we will use everything at our disposal to make this quite unpleasant for all who oppose use. Leave the n00b to my taking. He has already consented.

He did not consented yet, back of him or feel the Praetonian/Camewottian strength.

no i do not consent changed my mind :p

sum 1 defend me plz

or tell me how 2 defend myself

Get 3% of youre population into youre army and leave the war over to use, the big boys.
LOL
Nah, well defend you, you play along with us then!

Official Statement, Imperial Government

We advise you one last time to ceade your claim to the n00b. We are preparing to dispatch a considerable naval force to contest any invasion, which would certainly be bad for both of us, but more so for you than for us. The n00b has already declared it's intent to defend itself, with the use of 10000000000000000000000000 nuclear warheads which we doubt it has. Please, do not force us to go to war, for your own sakes.

Official Imperial Statement

St Heliers, you speak boldly for a nation about to be plundered and burned. I will eat you.

Official Imperial Statement

St Heliers, you speak boldly for a nation about to be plundered and burned. I will eat you.

So will I eat you

ok i have no nukes

how bout we say i got 100 men armed with muskets and rusty knives

ok i have no nukes

how bout we say i got 100 men armed with muskets and rusty knives

3% of youre population, play with the big boys

Look, I will fight you if you attack him. And I please note my population is very large. If your population is Under 55 million then I would back down. Please don't hurt the inocent noobs.

no i do not consent changed my mind :p

sum 1 defend me plz

or tell me how 2 defend myself
OOC: Ok, what you do is take your population find 5% of it (for a big army) and that's how many troops you have. It your case it's 300,000 people, probably armed with AK-47s, rocket launchers and some old tanks. Now post saying that you are foritifying your beaches as at this stage you have little to no navy.

so how do i put 3% of population into army
do i just say it and pretend i do or wat

the TBA Defence alliance Reminds Generic Empire that all newbies game of Rping are pertected under the TBA alliance untill they understand the basics of the game. And i'm sure most other Desent Nations will do the same to defend a newbie of the game.

or how bout we just say i live on an island covered in so many rocks no one can land on it

so how do i put 3% of population into army
do i just say it and pretend i do or wat

Freeform RPing is a bit pretending indeed

Official Imperial Statement

We reiterate that if you continue to challenge us, you face the wrath of many.

or how bout we just say i live on an island covered in so many rocks no one can land on it

:-D Thats just plain stupid

right i so theres no way 2 technically declare war on sum 1 since it wont affect me if im conquered or not

Official Imperial Statement

We reiterate that if you continue to challenge us, you face the wrath of many.

Official Camewottian Statement

We do not fear you at all.

OOC: Please dont get allies involved, it will get VERY messy over a n00b.

St Helier, if you go for 3% then you have 180,000, probably with some old US tech such as M16s and Patton tanks, so not amazing but not that bad. You dont have to post anything you just 'have' an army, however you do have to post troop movements.

right i so theres no way 2 technically declare war on sum 1 since it wont affect me if im conquered or not

Not in the frontpage of youre nation but you have to considder it while RPing

im not suprised u dont fear me

St Heliers is on the channel islands

fine i move my 180000 men and all my army onto a number of ships and sink them in the ocean am i dead?

fine i move my 180000 men and all my army onto a number of ships and sink them in the ocean am i dead?

Not in the frontpage, but in RP technically yes

Why would you want to do that?

i did do it, i just said so

so is fighting just wat u say it is

You should really start out playing this game by reading the FAQs...And you should also read some of the other "good" threads to provide yourself an example of how to play. I would recommend on looking at a: War thread (i.e. The Shivian Menace (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350464)) , Non-War thread (i.e.Eve of Spring (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=344134)), and a Store-Front thread (i.e. Quality CM Weaponry... (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=351398)). I would recommend on starting a Store-Front, and start to learn RPing from there...Try selling what your country is good at producing (i.e. Uranium, Autos, etc, etc...)

And you better fix your grammar if you are seriously going to RP here.

To the rest of you, countries, quit harassing this new country and try to help him learn the game!

I also beleave Generic Empire that one of your allies is a member of the TBA alliance I'm not sure exactly but i beleave you are still eather allied with Roach-Busters or Doomingsland both in the TBA Aliance. But I could be wrong and I'd still have to involve the TBA Defence Alliance in this isue if you so much as land one military troop on The lands of St Heliers you will be comiting an act of war not only towards the nation you invade but towards the TBA Alliance a well.

so is fighting just wat u say it is
Yeah, but you have to be realistic

say i armed 1million of the oldest and most disabled people in my population with pitchforks and send them against him

i say i win

Official Imperial Statement

Generia has decided that it is not worth it. The n00b is pitiful, and there are many who wish to see him live. In the future, St Heliers, we will be watching you, waiting for an opportunity. Do not slip up, or the huns will be at your gate.

((OOC: It would've been so much easier just to let me annex him. Damn liberals))

THat is it. THe Alethrians and Atans have been allowed to go into your nation without restraints. I would suggest you hide, because these are two very powerful Warrior races. Good day sir

say i armed 1million of the oldest and most disabled people in my population with pitchforks and send them against him

i say i win

See, thats godmodding and will get you ignored

The bets thing to do is read other people's RPs and the sitckies. Like this RP: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=349696

so all u need 2 do is b realistic

unfortunately i just lost my army, navy and 1million cripples and pitchforks

so all u need 2 do is b realistic

unfortunately i just lost my army, navy and 1million cripples and pitchforks

Right, please improve youre grammar.
Me and Praetonia can get you lessons if you add us on MSN or AIM or whateva

Look. You're new, this is where you get experience by asking questions, so it can be assumed you aren't doing anything.

Yet.

Read the FAQ stickies, read over some threads, get some idea of what you are doing - then play.

You see, you can tell us your troop movements, you can tell us the layout of the land, your strategy, and your losses, but if you can't tell us the movements, strategy or losses of another person, that's their job. Otherwise, someone could just say:

"Hey, I go into your nation, and I kill everyone. No-one survives and you loose! Now get outta the forum, 'cause you don't have anyone left alive!"

That's an extreme example of an excellent way to be ignored. You should also look into the armies of similarly sized nations to get a realistic balance.

why on earth does everyone care so much about grammar?

We do in International Incidents, do you have MSN or AIM?

say i armed 1million of the oldest and most disabled people in my population with pitchforks and send them against him

i say i win
You post your actions, ie:

"My tanks open fire upon your tanks, behind a headgerow"

Then they post their losses:

"Shells slam into my tanks destroying three of them. Two of my tanks return fire and the other eight turn wildly attempting to avoid your shells."

Except obviously better written than that so it's more fun.

What you cant do is post the enemy's losses:

"My tanks open fire on yours, destroying eight of them. Your tanks cant fire back because they're stunned"

And the enemy can't post really low losses:

"All of your shells bounced off my tanks' armour. The tank crews werent even slightly bothered by your pitiful anti-tank cannon." (unles of course you're firing a really crap anti-tank cannon)

That's called godmodding and can get you ignored. When you're ignored the other person doesnt recognise your existance and it's bad because then you have fewer people to RP with. If you godmod a lot then everyone will ignore you and you cant RP.

yeah

yeah

If I can add you on MSN or AIM we can get you lessons more private

msn

Official Imperial Statement

Generia has decided that it is not worth it. The n00b is pitiful, and there are many who wish to see him live. In the future, St Heliers, we will be watching you, waiting for an opportunity. Do not slip up, or the huns will be at your gate.

((OOC: It would've been so much easier just to let me annex him. Damn liberals))
OOC:I am no Dang-nabbit-liberal-slime-bag I'm a Coservative and Proud of it.

why on earth does everyone care so much about grammar?


Because the rest of us have an interest in understanding what you are saying.

msn

Send me youre add by telegram, search my nations name on the frontpage in 'The World'

don worry bout it i think i got all i need 2 know

sum 1 needs 2 design a proper way of attacking/defending
like darkthrone or kings of chaos

don worry bout it i think i got all i need 2 know

sum 1 needs 2 design a proper way of attacking/defending
like darkthrone or kings of chaos

Thats being handled in NS 2, PLEASE dont spell with 2 and 1

well im gonna play sumthing else this game is odd its basically economy then military imagination

msn
What's your MSN? Mine is mike9993@hotmail.com, add me if you want and I'll teach you to RP.

Now spelling and grammar are generally important in NS. They make a post look better and definately more enjoyable to read. Even a terrible spelt absolutely correctly isnt too bad, because it looks better and is easier to read. At the same time an excellent post which is badly written is viewed as bad because it's hard to read and therefore not enjoyable to do so. RP is like story writing, but more dynamic because there's someone else on the other side.

Don't you mean please do spell too and one?

this kinda sux cant b fun if ur inventing how 2 attack people and wat u have etc. im gonna play darkthrone www.darkthrone.com

well thx for help all

this kinda sux cant b fun if ur inventing how 2 attack people and wat u have etc. im gonna play darkthrone www.darkthrone.com


Please add Praetonia, for one last change to get you in NS

well thx for help all
I understand if the game isn't for you, it isnt for eveyone. Thanks for giving it a shot, cya!

Be prepared for a message from the Illustrious
CONFEDERACY OF HARLESBURG
We as a new nation respect the rights of other nations to exist especially the upstarting nations for a period where they can learn what they are doing and how they can best make their time here worth while however incompetent rulers who deliberatly send their peoples to the bottom of the sea tread on thin ice,using nuclear weapons is a deterent not a threat and having 100 million is about as bizzare as the odd fellows an army of geriatrics with pitchfolks is belivable and as of now i shall allow you to coexist with the other free peoples but heed my warnings do not tread on my toes or you shall lose yours!
Edward The Pheonix Duke De Harlesburg

Silence

Everyone's probably wondering if Harlesburg really talks that fast :p

yeah sorry i read back a bit and i see that the guy gave up kind of sad i mean youve got to use your imagination and in todays society no action means no attention span imagination is a powerful thing if you can use it.

Everyone's probably wondering if Harlesburg really talks that fast :p
no its like an official message from my "diplomatic office" just trying to make it realistic sorry ill talk in short single sentences now

can somebody please sticky this to let all the idiots know how NOT TO TREAT NEW PLAYERS. I expected some more mature behavior from you people... But I was mistaken.




























AGAIN.

I had a feeling he was going to scarper, actually, as soon as I realised he thought this was a military simulation game instead of a political simulation game. Sad but common, methinks.

I had a feeling he was going to scarper, actually, as soon as I realised he thought this was a military simulation game instead of a political simulation game. Sad but common, methinks.
i didnt give him grief till he was gone it can be hard to get the hang of it

I agree, it's not a game everyone enjoys because the rolplay aspect is much different from your average RPG. However, that doesn't stop people from trying to help their fellow Nations to learn the ropes so they can enjoy the gameplay we do. I'm sickened by the way people were treating that Newbie, surely you must all remember a time when you were that young? Do not deny it because everyone must begin somewhere. Whether you had the intelligence to read the FAQs and adaptation to learn from others or not, you were still daunted by this huge experience at one time or another.

Whether you listen to my preach or not, at least go away and think about how you should treat new Nations in future. Part of the fun of this game is the huge interactivity you don't normally get, and the chance to meet people from all over the World.

Right, please improve youre grammar.
Me and Praetonia can get you lessons if you add us on MSN or AIM or whateva

hehe.. sorry to butt in on a.. uh.. "war".. but..
this is hypocrisy. yayay!

to fix it..
Right, please improve YOUR GRAMMER.
PRAETONIA and I can get you lessons if you add us on MSN, AIM, or WHATEVER.

(don't kill me)
:D
(just having fun)

actually, there's quite a few of those i want to go back and fix... but alas, I am at school..

hehe.. sorry to butt in on a.. uh.. "war".. but..
this is hypocrisy. yayay!

to fix it..
Right, please improve YOUR GRAMMER.
PRAETONIA and I can get you lessons if you add us on MSN, AIM, or WHATEVER.

(don't kill me)
:D
(just having fun)

I assume you've corrected grammar to grammer as a joke...

hehe.. sorry to butt in on a.. uh.. "war".. but..
this is hypocrisy. yayay!

to fix it..
Right, please improve YOUR GRAMMER.
PRAETONIA and I can get you lessons if you add us on MSN, AIM, or WHATEVER.

(don't kill me)
:D
(just having fun)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/Catacombe/egoinjection.gif

From the desk of: The Holy Magistrate of Drooish

I have seen fit to allow 40 pacifists who saw fit to fail their medical exam but passed in common speak well enough to be exported from my country to educate. If they are needed for this poor fellow developing nation, they are available. We have armed them with necessary Curious George books, and other religious childrens propoganda.

Thank you, and worship the monkey.

-- Drooish Holy Magistrate

From the desk of: The Holy Magistrate of Drooish

I have seen fit to allow 40 pacifists who saw fit to fail their medical exam but passed in common speak well enough to be exported from my country to educate. If they are needed for this poor fellow developing nation, they are available. We have armed them with necessary Curious George books, and other religious childrens propoganda.

Thank you, and worship the monkey.

-- Drooish Holy Magistrate
Yeah you going to allow Cat in the Hat?

I agree, it's not a game everyone enjoys because the rolplay aspect is much different from your average RPG. However, that doesn't stop people from trying to help their fellow Nations to learn the ropes so they can enjoy the gameplay we do. I'm sickened by the way people were treating that Newbie, surely you must all remember a time when you were that young? Do not deny it because everyone must begin somewhere. Whether you had the intelligence to read the FAQs and adaptation to learn from others or not, you were still daunted by this huge experience at one time or another.

Whether you listen to my preach or not, at least go away and think about how you should treat new Nations in future. Part of the fun of this game is the huge interactivity you don't normally get, and the chance to meet people from all over the World.
ive noticed most people here are two to six months old

Well, yes. First you have to find the book Max wrote. Then you go online. Then you find this place.

Takes time to read the book. Particularly when you have to hunt it down because you're in the southern US... (insert your joke here).