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War in Rubberduckistan (Because We Can)

Freudotopia
24-08-2004, 08:08
---In the hills outside the Rubberduckistani Sniper School---


Sergeant Ray Peterson felt the sweat slide down his nose on the fifth straight day of hiding in a bush under a ghillie suit, the fifth day of staring through a sniper scope at a large compound. With several buildings and a good deal of long firing ranges, the place looked like any small military installation. In fact, some of the world's best armies had men here training to become snipers.

Peterson never had much use for training. He was practically born with a rifle in his hands. He took his first deer at age seven and signed up for the Army Sniper Corps without even thinking about it. He had seen plenty of action in the last eight years, most impressively taking out four terrorist leaders in the span of two months. Peterson was the best sniper in the Corps, and he knew it. He was calm, controlled, and ready to take a shot at a moment's notice. And he wasn't alone.

Lying next to Peterson under the ghillie suit was Lt. Charles Lukens. Lukens had been spotting for Peterson for two years, and they had formed a working partnership. Lukens had sharp eyes, a quick mind, and the uncanny ability to recognize targets of opportunity in a split second.

Lukens was focusing his attention on the largest building, the barracks, knowing that in the early morning more and more soldiers would begin to pass in and out, exposing themselves to a killshot while opening the doors.

Suddenly his sharp eyes locked on a tall, straight man in a green uniform. His pace suggested decades of service in the military, and his back was as stiff as a ramrod. He probably looked exactly the same out on this dewy morning at four o'clock as he did on the parade ground during drills. He was clean-shaven and had graying hair and a mustache that looked like he trimmed it with a slide rule. Lukens knew this was the man they had been sent to kill.

"Ray, officer on the path. Two o'clock. It's gotta be him."

"Alright I got him. Anyone nearby?"

"Nope. Probably going to the main barracks."

"Yeah, it's still early. I wouldn't expect these Rubbie bastards to roll out until after seven."

"Five actually, Ray."

"Whatever. Yeah, he's headed to the main building. You think this is it."

"We won't get a better chance. The stupid SOB went out unprotected. This has gotta be it. We can't expect him to make the same mistake again."

"Right. Green light?"

"Affirmative. Take the shot at will."

"Roger, Charlie. Safety off."

Ray's finger rested on the gun's hair trigger. This was the prize pig of rifles. The Jackson-Sheen M440 was the most advanced sniper's rifle available. Almost four and a half feet long, it took high velocity .50 caliber bullets in a magazine of five shots. With a scope capable of 20x magnification, an optional laser sight, and an integrated silencer, it could drop a buffalo from 1,500 yards with barely a whisper.

Ray gave the trigger a soft squeeze. The rifle kicked satisfyingly against his shoulder. The silencer muffled the flash, and the slug ripped through the air. The lead hammered into the back of the unfortunate victim's head. Where there once was skull, now there was only dust and air. A cloud of blood and bits of bone exploded to create a sickeningly beautiful collage. The body remained upright for half a second, swaying almost imperceptibly before his muscles relaxed and the corpse fell like a marrionette whose strings have been cut to the cold concrete and the mess at his feet.

"Keep the change, fucker."

"Nice shot, Ray. They shouldn't find him for at least a few minutes, probably more. Let's move it out. Echo 14 is inbound. We'll evac back at the camp."

"Affirmative."

Sergeant Peterson had started dismantling his rifle as soon as the target dropped. Within twenty seconds both soldiers had all their gear stowed in their packs. Now was the critical period. Both men knew that many snipers grew overconfident after taking out the target, and such snipers are doomed to an early death. The two soldiers had a habit of not leaving anything to chance. They each ran ten miles every morning to prepare themselves for situations like this. They were conditioned to never fail, to never stumble, and to always come back alive.

They ran for twenty-five minutes, covering four miles without breaking a sweat.

Finally they saw the edge of the woods where their camp was situated. In another minute they reached the camp, and began the well-practiced drill of packing up all material so as to avoid leaving evidence or supplies. Packing took another eight minutes, and by the time they finished, they could hear the soft whirring of a Night Hawk heliccopter. The chopper touched down in a nearby clearing, and Peterson and Lukens jumper aboard. The flight officer closed the door, and the craft lifted above the trees and away towards its base, the R.F.S. Intimidator

Five hours later, the helicopter touched down on the deck of the mighty aircraft carrier. Brig. General William Hawkins approached them on the helipad.

"I take it the mission was successful?"

"Absolutely, Sir."

"Well done. Cigars all around, and then we'll go straight to debriefing."
Borman Empire
24-08-2004, 17:46
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World wide allies
24-08-2004, 18:00
ooc: Nice Rp ! I would Rp along with you, but i dont know where to start !
Neo-Wu
24-08-2004, 18:26
Bravo! I enjoyed reading that, I would also RP but im unsure about the situation. such things as motives against the nation, is unclear. I will watch this unfold and decide to join later
Inkana
24-08-2004, 18:30
Ditto. I'll wait a bit then decide on something..
Borman Empire
26-08-2004, 16:47
Colonel Max Butcherson arrived in his personal APC to view the base. The military base had been constructed near the capital of Freudotopia. 4 massive walls boxed the base and the guard dogs that constantly patrolled the courtyard surrounding it. Barbed wire ran along the top of the walls and a tower was situated at each corner. A large steel door allowed only Borman and her allies’ soldiers to enter.

Inside were enough beds to sleep 500,000. Also inside were armories, kitchens, mess halls, factories, holding cells, and more.

On the right side of the building was a garage capable of holding 150 ground vehicles.

On the left side was a hanger capable of holding 50 aviary vehicles.

“This looks good. Where are all the soldiers?”

“300,000 on route to assist Freudotopia in war against Ruberduckistan, they’ll get there in about half a day. 500 are coming here with enough vehicles and weapons to fill all armories, the garage, and hanger.”

“Good. Let’s get some chow.”
Borman Empire
26-08-2004, 20:03
bump
Borman Empire
26-08-2004, 22:49
Soldiers smashed into outer villages killing all opposing and capturing all who didnt. A perimiter is set up with sandbags, barbedwire, and mines. Engineers start constructing brick bunkers as Soldiers et up in defensive position. War was here.
Borman Empire
27-08-2004, 15:47
With the new supply of soldiers as wells as tanks and SACS Borman soldiers started expanding. Whoever they didn't kill they took as slaves while soldiers carried of women as prizes. Loot was taken as the soldiers expanded. Almost a forth of Ruberduckistani was under Borman control.
Borman Empire
27-08-2004, 17:04
Bhalk has said this about the war,

"it is going fantastic but we would like to try using a new soldier there. IT is a genetic creation and we'd like to see how it preforms."
Borman Empire
27-08-2004, 17:33
The thing walked down the transport ramp. General Asmodius stared at it with a gaping mouth. It was a panther that walked on it's hind legs. His hands had been mutated to be able to hold a gun and ammo belts were around his waist. In his hands was an AKM and an M60 was on his shoulder. In his belt were two desert eagles. He spoke a strange dialect that seemeed to be a mix between english and gibberish. If you could pay attention you would notice he said english with some random word inbetween and he understood english. If he talked slow enough you could communicate. His skin was resistant to bullets and many clips would have to be put in him before he went down. His eyes allowed him to see in the dark. ON his tail was a spearhead that could be impaled into someone. He had a brain almost as large as a human and so when going to take a building he could open a electricity box and cut power to the building. The scientists that had created him called him 'Panther'.

Panther walked down the ramp and looked at the general,

"I'M fjen HERE oadnfuj TO ejfn HELP wjn TAKE jfrjvnw THIS ejbef LAND jufh FOR ojw BHALK, AND jne DON'T enenfu WAORRY onfj ABOUT enbbfenf MY gargarakak SPEECH. THE SCIENTISTS gwieojgno THAT fiwfwu CREATED ujhbnfuiew ME adfe ARE wojfwjo WORKING whnw ON ofo A rwoivnfow PATCH wqjofnenf TO uu FIX ehbfi IT."

"Well. Your orders are to help the 1st subgroup of the 3rd division take a bunker. THey havn't been firing, well we haven't seen much resistance, but still better to be safe then sorry."

"YES hnh SIR!"
Orange state
27-08-2004, 17:55
um. you cant post losses for rubberduckistan.(S)He has to do that. Id wait if i were you.

I mean posting single officer dead is just a start of a war, its not like taking half a country. Plus i get the impression the reply is being waited on.

Oh look a giant marshmallow has adsorbed your attack and put your men on the edges of the Rubberduckistand borderds. I wonder how that happened?

*thanks Jordaxia*
Generic empire
27-08-2004, 18:08
um. you cant post losses for rubberduckistan.(S)He has to do that. Id wait if i were you.

I mean posting single officer dead is just a start of a war, its not like taking half a country. Plus i get the impression the reply is being waited on.

Oh look a giant marshmallow has adsorbed your attack and put your men on the edges of the Rubberduckistand borderds. I wonder how that happened?

*thanks Jordaxia*

((OOC: Excellent point. Borman, wait 'til Rubberduckistan posts. Its generally frowned upon to rape and pillage his land without him knowing about it.))
Rubberduckistan
27-08-2004, 19:56
This is ooc post, so pay heed boys and girls. First of all, I don´t like itsy-bitsy suprise attacks, where tiny 12 million country just walks in. Secondly, Rubberduckistan is inland country. Take the map of Middle-Earth, find Mordor, and there is Rubberduckistan. My former penal colony, Raving Duck, is located east of Andûin and to the south. That is where my naval bases lie.
In Ûmbar is my main naval base, titled Duckhaven. All are under my direct control. Also my neighbour, and sworn enemy/ally (you know the Mordorean politics ;) ) Janikstan is located where Gondor is. They have this saying "no one attacks my neighbour except me." So they may join the fray if you persist.

Now, I can buy that single chopper just manages to dodge my air defense network, but when I´m reading silent .50 caliber silent sniper rifles, I get second thoughts. I got sniper training during my military service, which is what all Military Polices get, since every member of the squad are expected to be able to handle M85 or SVD sniper rifle. Now I´m not trained with .50 caliber, since Finnish Army did not have them then, but .50 caliber to be silent, you´d need to slow the bullet to subsonic speed to avoid supersonic crack of the bullet. With such heavy bullet as .50 you´d be firing indirect fire in 1.5 km.

Now I´m not crying about this attack, but it is ridicilous that army of hundreds of thousands just pop in from somewhere. Also, I don´t play with any fantasy tech. So, read the sticky about war and roleplaying for tips, try again if you want.
Then we´ll see if we can fight war. Before that, I don´t want to bother myself with this.

Regards
Rubberduckistan

Ps. Regular troops in Rubberduckistan are required to be clean shaven. :)
Pps. Telegramming would be nice too. Found out by accident this thread. ;)
Janikstan
27-08-2004, 20:16
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Sentient Nanites
27-08-2004, 20:24
This is ooc post, so pay heed boys and girls. First of all, I don´t like itsy-bitsy suprise attacks, where tiny 12 million country just walks in. Secondly, Rubberduckistan is inland country. Take the map of Middle-Earth, find Mordor, and there is Rubberduckistan. My former penal colony, Raving Duck, is located east of Andûin and to the south. That is where my naval bases lie.
In Ûmbar is my main naval base, titled Duckhaven. All are under my direct control.

Now, I can buy that single chopper just manages to dodge my air defense network, but when I´m reading silent .50 caliber silent sniper rifles, I get second thoughts. I got sniper training during my military service, which is what all Military Polices get, since every member of the squad are expected to be able to handle M85 or SVD sniper rifle. Now I´m not trained with .50 caliber, since Finnish Army did not have them then, but .50 caliber to be silent, you´d need to slow the bullet to subsonic speed to avoid supersonic crack of the bullet. With such heavy bullet as .50 you´d be firing indirect fire in 1.5 km.

Now I´m not crying about this attack, but it is ridicilous that army of hundreds of thousands just pop in from somewhere. Also, I don´t play with any fantasy tech. So, read the sticky about war, try again if you want.
Then we´ll see if we can fight war. Before that, I don´t want to bother myself with this.

Regards
Rubberduckistan
Well said.
*Applause*
Rubberduckistan
27-08-2004, 20:32
Why, thank you SN.
*bows* :)
Rubberduckistan
27-08-2004, 21:54
ooc: Meet the RDPLA, so I can´t be accused of number wanking. Defense Budget is calculated with GDPcalculator. Now, I´ll wait and see what the other side comes up to.

Rubberduckistan/Raving Duck Duckche-Socialist Alliance (RDDSA)

Defense Budget: 1.5 Trillion$
Number of troops: 6 000 000 in Peoples Liberation Army
-2,5 Million Land Forces
-500 000 Navy
-350 000 Strategic Rocket Forces
-450 000 Frontal Aviation
-107 000 VDV-Airborne Forces
-35 000 SDT-Radzvechka (Reconnaissance)
-20 000 Naval Infantry (Morskaya Piekhota)
-550 000 Air Defense of the Motherland
-800 000 Special Police (Internal Security Troops)
- Rest: Various non-combat services, medical, railroad etc.

Army structures:
-Tank Army:
4x Tank Division (each with 350 MBT, 400 IFV)
1x Artillery Division ( 290 Artillery pieces of various calibers)
1x Air Assault Brigade ( 20x Attack Helicopters, 40x Transport Helos)

-Combined Arms Army:
4x Motorised Rifle Divisions (300 MBT, 100 IFV, 350 APC)
1xTank Division

Both contain also support services and independent regiments/brigades to augment their combat operations, plus training units for recruits.
Total manpower per army: 120 000 roughly

8x Tank Army
12x Combined Arms Army
25x Combined Arms Army (reserve)

Tanks: T-90, T-80UE, T-72BV, T-64BV(Reserve), T-55M2(Reserve formations)
IFV: BMP/BMD-1/-2/-3
APC: BTR-60/-70/-80
Attack Helicopters: MI-24 "Hind", MI-28 "Havoc", KA-50 "Blackshark"
Transport: MI-8 "Hip", RD-27 "Wild Geese" (Rubberducksitan copy of Blackhawk), MI-26 "Halo"
Interceptors: Mig-29 Fulcrum, SU-27RD "Flanker" (Modified) 5000
Ground Attack: Su-25 Frogfoot, Mig-27, Mig-23 4000
Strategic Bombers: TU-16 Badger, TU-22 Backfire 120/200 (Missile Corps)

Reserves: 12 Million, half is used to replace combat losses.
Para-Military Forces: Peoples Volunteer Militia: 10 million, armed mainly with
infantry weapons, and mortars/atgm/manpads. Used for local defense and
guerrila war.

Peoples Militia: 80 million, mostly unarmed. About 1/10 have old WW2-era
Russian weapons. Used for logistics and keeping the nation running in case
of emergency. Working essential factories, driving supplies to front, opera-
ting the rear-area repair depots etc.

This is the combined might of Rubberduckistan and Raving Duck.
This post is now frozen. The numbers are laid out, and war is on.
Borman Empire
28-08-2004, 00:55
OOC:Alright. Blah, Blah, Blah. No Borman troops are in your nation, noone has been raped or pillaged, no slaves taken. My soldiers never even landed.

I still developed the soldier, lots of people have genetic warrior. If you will ignore them then fine, i just wont use them.

As for Freudotopia's attack, you'll have to see what he says, i cant speak for him.
Rubberduckistan
28-08-2004, 05:42
OOC:Alright. Blah, Blah, Blah. No Borman troops are in your nation, noone has been raped or pillaged, no slaves taken. My soldiers never even landed.

I still developed the soldier, lots of people have genetic warrior. If you will ignore them then fine, i just wont use them.

As for Freudotopia's attack, you'll have to see what he says, i cant speak for him.

Why do you take offense? Heck, I have no trouble with any "genetic warrior", in fact I´ll have him as rug before my fireplace in no time. ;)
*break out the catnip and fish, so we can bribe him* While Freudotopias attack was well written, it ignored all my defenses, it ignored me, as you did not TG me.

Your attack was so poor, that I could ignore it completely. You think 300 000 troops can just march in, take quarter of the country, and someone does not notice? This is not Command&Conquer. Such massive troop movements are noticed, and they don´t pop out of nowhere.

And how has your tiny country developed something so high-tech already?
Unless you have some other states under your control?

Regards
Rubberduck