NationStates Jolt Archive

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

The Island of Rose has just installed an automatic IGNORE shield, this will enchance n00b and n00k protection by 1000x, better then the manual IGNORE shield, which requires to be pressed by a button. Now you wonder, how will this work? Simple, if somebody states it is a GODMOD, n00bish action or otherwise, it will activate automatically. But what about offensive IGNORE mechanisms? Simple, as soon as the shield is activated an IGNORE cannon, which is in an undisclosed location, will launch a n00bular Laser of Doomish Doom, which will eliminate the n00b. We hope this will help on the war of n00bism, thank you and God bless.
-Vice President of the Island of Rose: Orcha Yultanov

OOC: I'll still rant on though, comments?

nice

Kahta has the same thing in place. We use it to ignore future tech nations.

OOC: You need it TIOR you get attacked by every single n00b on NS. Did you get attacked by Sephrioth (sp?) because that would be the kicker. Well if I get attacked by any more n00bish assholes I might install one of these babies myself.

wow, better than my antin00bular marshmallow shield. Mine only prevents against n00bular weapons. This is the works! Good job, old chap.

OOC: Nah just another random n00b me, Psov, CL, and Hattia glassed. Eh, this is just in advance, but next time I'll just quote this page, now who has a picture >_> <_<

Washibar applaud TIORs campaign against Anti-n00bishness.

OOC: BTW- whats constitutes a n00b? A small new country or a country that acts stupid and way out of proportion. Because i know quite a few small countries that RP well for their size.

OOC: BTW- whats constitutes a n00b?a country that acts stupid and way out of proportion?

OOC: Yup, size don't matter.

I'm lucky. I've only been attacked by 1 n00b. (Power and War)

I like it.

Damn... This actually competes with my Ionized gravitational Nuclear Orbital Radiation emissions cannon or just the I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon for short!

Damn... This actually competes with my Ionized gravitational Nuclear Orbital Radiation emissions cannon or just the I.G.N.O.R.E. cannon for short!

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

After much research, we have developed a satellite system, able of launching 3 IGNORE lasers, which has been renamed, the OMG I M TEH HAXOR n00bular Laser of Doomish Doomishlike Doom. This is a great update in the war against n00bism and I hope nations support us...
-Vice President of the Island of Rose: Orcha Yultanov

OOC: Scared now? ;)

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

After much research, we have developed a satellite system, able of launching 3 IGNORE lasers, which has been renamed, the OMG I M TEH HAXOR n00bular Laser of Doomish Doomishlike Doom. This is a great update in the war against n00bism and I hope nations support us...
-Vice President of the Island of Rose: Orcha Yultanov
[OOC] Dude, you should like start a Storefront for those ...

-NOT-REALLY-IC-
"j00r new Ignore System pales in comparison to the might of our new 'Ignore Gojira'!!"

"The Ignore Gojira will actively seek out n00bish behavior, and eradicate the entire offending nation in a stream of purifying... erm... well, Ignore Gojira drinks a lot. And he has to go somewhere..."

-NOT-REALLY-IC-
"j00r new Ignore System pales in comparison to the might of our new 'Ignore Gojira'!!"

"The Ignore Gojira will actively seek out n00bish behavior, and eradicate the entire offending nation in a stream of purifying... erm... well, Ignore Gojira drinks a lot. And he has to go somewhere..."

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

That's a bluff, prove it, bish.
-Vice President of the Island of Rose: Orcha Yultanov

-OOC-
Care to turn this into a silly demi-OOC RP? ^_^


-NOT-REALLY-IC-

"d00d! Watch Godzilla. Imagine Godzilla emitting a stream acid from it's OMG Hu63 p33-p33 pl4c3 l0l0l0l!!"

"Oh dear. I appear to have switched into 'dude' mode... l0l0l0l0l n00b... 1 n00kZ j00r m0m!! Blasted experiments with the newbie virus..."

-OOC-
Care to turn this into a silly demi-OOC RP? ^_^


-NOT-REALLY-IC-

"d00d! Watch Godzilla. Imagine Godzilla emitting a stream acid from it's OMG Hu63 p33-p33 pl4c3 l0l0l0l!!"

"Oh dear. I appear to have switched into 'dude' mode... l0l0l0l0l n00b... 1 n00kZ j00r m0m!! Blasted experiments with the newbie virus..."

OOC: Of course! But sorry if I take long to answer, damn homework...

Nuuuu it's alive! It's alive!

*does the riverdance in hopes to scare it off*

-Coastline, TIOR

Like something out of an old monster movie, the Ignore Gojira bursts out of the water. Immediately, it gets stares from the people on the shoreline.

"Dear god... It hangs down to his knees!"

"I... I feel so small..."

"Honey, you're seven feet tall."

"No... I mean... I feel small."

"... Oh, what a big manly hunk of Dinosaur!"


Stage one of invasion. Psychological attack on male populace.

Stage two of invasion. Dance Dance Revolution. However, t3h OMG n0 t3kn0 mUz1k is impeding stage two. Ignore Gojira is presently going untested.

Target: Steve's Pizza Shack. OMG t3h fUx3rZ sKr3w3d my order for the last time.

-Coastline, TIOR

Like something out of an old monster movie, the Ignore Gojira bursts out of the water. Immediately, it gets stares from the people on the shoreline.

"Dear god... It hangs down to his knees!"

"I... I feel so small..."

"Honey, you're seven feet tall."

"No... I mean... I feel small."

"... Oh, what a big manly hunk of Dinosaur!"


Stage one of invasion. Psychological attack on male populace.

Stage two of invasion. Dance Dance Revolution. However, t3h OMG n0 t3kn0 mUz1k is impeding stage two. Ignore Gojira is presently going untested.

Target: Steve's Pizza Shack. OMG t3h fUx3rZ sKr3w3d my order for the last time.


OMG NUUUUUUUUUS GODMOD!!!!1111!!!

*takes out the "OMG I M 1337 cannon... OF DOOM" and fires at the Ignore Gojira*

Take that bish!

Your IGNORE shield is weak and useless compared to my bank of 9 Mark-IV IGNORE Cannons from Reploid Productions herself! I recieved them through WMNK channels when they were first invented. THey are the most powerful IGNORE cannons availible and can be used on a moments notice and can strike anywhere on the globe within 2 seconds. (Longer for space)

Your IGNORE shield is weak and useless compared to my bank of 9 Mark-IV IGNORE Cannons from Reploid Productions herself! I recieved them through WMNK channels when they were first invented. THey are the most powerful IGNORE cannons availible and can be used on a moments notice and can strike anywhere on the globe within 2 seconds. (Longer for space)

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus I cannot compete with those! Blah! Can I have them? :)

-NOT-REALLY-IC-

As if on cue, a Mekantan transport fold in and begins pumping out techno music, to which Ignore Gojira starts dancing strangely to.

The Ignore Cannon then hits the water, causing the world's oceans to be eradicated by the sheer force of the Ignore Weapon.

Ignore Gojira begins jumping up and down, it's "Little Gojira" waving hyponotically in the air...

I am going to be selling off a couple of them soon. They're too much of a drain on my resources to update.

(Each cannon was like 20 stories and the solar cells used to power them were the size of a city. I've had them for over 20 NS years)

-NOT-REALLY-IC-

As if on cue, a Mekantan transport fold in and begins pumping out techno music, to which Ignore Gojira starts dancing strangely to.

The Ignore Cannon then hits the water, causing the world's oceans to be eradicated by the sheer force of the Ignore Weapon.

Ignore Gojira begins jumping up and down, it's "Little Gojira" waving hyponotically in the air...
The Rosians start to dance to the music, getting high >_>

-NOT-REALLY-IC-

"SIr Ignore Gojira has been sighted of the coast of TIOR. As our NATO ally we must help him!."

"Fire IGNORE barrage! All cannons!"

"Sir you lips are moving out of since with your words again!"

"Dammit!" The colonel then goes into extravegent hand motions

The nine IGNORE cannons select the target and fire a barrage with their four barrels a piece. An IGNORE curtain of fire surronds Ignore Gojira for 15 square KM.

Ignore Gojira magically dodges, due to his DDR dancing. The gigantic willy keeps moving hyponotically.

"Pwned!"

Ignore Gojira magically dodges, due to his DDR dancing. The gigantic willy keeps moving hyponotically.

"Pwned!"

OMFGS!!!11 NOOB!!!!!1111 I IGNOR JOOS!!111

Under threat of the TIOR ignore, Ignore Gojira's eyes open wide.

"SHAVE ME JEEBUS!!!"

Unfortuntely, when scared, Ignore Gojira becomes unable to control his bladder and begins peeing everywhere. The acidic urine flys all around TIOR.

Under threat of the TIOR ignore, Ignore Gojira's eyes open wide.

"SHAVE ME JEEBUS!!!"

Unfortuntely, when scared, Ignore Gojira becomes unable to control his bladder and begins peeing everywhere. The acidic urine flys all around TIOR.

The people opened their mouthes, swallowing the acidic pee, they then began to spit it at Ignore Gojira.

The people opened their mouthes, swallowing the acidic pee, they then began to spit it at Ignore Gojira.
[OOC] Oooooooooh! Oooooooohhh! Did you have to go there? Didja?

OOC: I think I just died laughing.

Washibar applaud TIORs campaign against Anti-n00bishness.

OOC: BTW- whats constitutes a n00b? A small new country or a country that acts stupid and way out of proportion. Because i know quite a few small countries that RP well for their size.

N00b = idiot, Godmodder, someone who acts out of proportion. Regardless of size.

Newb = small, new country. May or may not be a n00b.