NationStates Jolt Archive

Ruturk Rurh had been in the Rosian Paradrop Divison for 2 years, before he was contacted by Helvitian Extremists and converted to the true faith. Today his team was practicing over the city before their trip to Helvitia. Ruhr had rigged his own parachute with something other than a nylon bag. Instead inside his bag was a Eureaka Atom Bomb. His team captain shouted the command to jump, and Ruhr did, seconds later the City of Rose was burning to the ground.

That's awesome. Now watch this drive.

*Hits a 400 yarder*

Hey, cool, look! Another one! It reminds me of the old days of 'foruming'...

I like the complete absense of good RPing. A token effort. Some bckground, but godmoding, by not allowing any defense or reaction and declaring damage means I going to give you an E+ the plus is for trying. the E is for not reading how to RP.

but I deployed a fluffy antinuke marshmallow that deployed over the city the moment the bomb exploded, and it killed no-one, and everyone in the city of Rose ate marshmallow for a day. It was a grand feast. And it wouldn't have been possible without your nuclear assistance. I'm sure TIOR would like to thank you for this marshmallow feast.


(Jeez, Rose, you're right! You should turn off that n00b magnet you have.)

ooc: Ah, but you forget about TIOR's anti-bombing shield.

but I deployed a fluffy antinuke marshmallow that deployed over the city the moment the bomb exploded, and it killed no-one, and everyone in the city of Rose ate marshmallow for a day. It was a grand feast. And it wouldn't have been possible without your nuclear assistance. I'm sure TIOR would like to thank you for this marshmallow feast.



I Just Ate Lunch Can You Give Me One and put it on my country :D

Just n00k your city in a n00blike fashion, and one will appear. It's an automatic feature to protect n00bular (n00blear?) missile attacks.

Wow! Id like to buy lots of them please. I'll take $1bn worth.

My people need the odd gift to make them think the government actually cares...

Hey! This stuff isn't for sale. No, seriously, it isn't. I was just walking around, and I seen this remote control, and it said on it "OMFG J00R GETTING N00KZORD! PR355 T0 B3 SAV3D!!!!!1111!!!!!" So, I clicked it, and a big marshmallow came out, and I got saved. Then a new button appeared asking me to click it in case this happened to anyone else. So, in my niceness, I did, and now, whenever someone gets n00ked, that happens. One will appear as soon as you n00k yourself, or someone else n00ks you.
Unfortunately, if you get hit by real nuclear weapons, it won't work.

Something about a glitch in reality.exe that lets it work that real nuclear weapons don't glitch/

Did this alreayd happen? Didnt I reply? DID ANY OF MY LIFE REALLY HAPPEN??? pardon me im tired....

Hey! This stuff isn't for sale. No, seriously, it isn't. I was just walking around, and I seen this remote control, and it said on it "OMFG J00R GETTING N00KZORD! PR355 T0 B3 SAV3D!!!!!1111!!!!!" So, I clicked it, and a big marshmallow came out, and I got saved. Then a new button appeared asking me to click it in case this happened to anyone else. So, in my niceness, I did, and now, whenever someone gets n00ked, that happens. One will appear as soon as you n00k yourself, or someone else n00ks you.
Unfortunately, if you get hit by real nuclear weapons, it won't work.

Something about a glitch in reality.exe that lets it work that real nuclear weapons don't glitch/

I only wanted it for fake ones.

Also!

Getting a nuke is hard in TIOR

You need to RP getting recruited

We do NOT HAVE A PARADROP Division, we do not even have a 2nd Division...

We do any excersices in our sexy Rose fields

You have no army damn it...

Why not attack Hattia?!

So in the name of Socialism, I officially IGNORE you, long live Socialism!

Operation Barbaroignoresa is a go!