Average Boredom
23-08-2004, 14:40
Through a choking, thick black cloud emerge the sounds of heavy, slow footsteps. A constantly grinning, cackling old man, with one leg, struggling with walking sticks made of bones and skulls, drags himself through the fog of misery. Behind, Beasts loyal to the cause sneak through the shadows.
He stands and adresses the world:
"We, the united outcasts of the Outlands, hereby proclaim to the world stage the unity of cruel, unusual and unnecesary oppresion that exists amongst our alliance. We offer allies of the most unstable and dangerous nature, with vested interest in arms, drug trafficking, and international terrorism. We beleive in the control of this world by force, and the danger of free speech. Except when in the pub. (The Hand And Spear)
We scream out to the world to join us. We are small, but growing. 3 new members have joined us in the last few hours, and already a shaky mistrust exists between us and Emerica, aswell as many other powerful nations.
Send a telegram to Neverdorf, Hoorshire, Metrovar, or any other Outlands nation to apply. Any evil or twisted dictators, republics or militias with an eye for clear insanity are guarenteed a place.
Hail to the Mudwing!! The Mooheeb and the Geckobeast will protect us!
The Kingdom of Neverdorf will prosper!
He stands and adresses the world:
"We, the united outcasts of the Outlands, hereby proclaim to the world stage the unity of cruel, unusual and unnecesary oppresion that exists amongst our alliance. We offer allies of the most unstable and dangerous nature, with vested interest in arms, drug trafficking, and international terrorism. We beleive in the control of this world by force, and the danger of free speech. Except when in the pub. (The Hand And Spear)
We scream out to the world to join us. We are small, but growing. 3 new members have joined us in the last few hours, and already a shaky mistrust exists between us and Emerica, aswell as many other powerful nations.
Send a telegram to Neverdorf, Hoorshire, Metrovar, or any other Outlands nation to apply. Any evil or twisted dictators, republics or militias with an eye for clear insanity are guarenteed a place.
Hail to the Mudwing!! The Mooheeb and the Geckobeast will protect us!
The Kingdom of Neverdorf will prosper!