NationStates Jolt Archive

On a beautiful day, on a Tuesday . As the Driers and washers rumble on talks of gussip can be heard.

" Girl i heard that the nation of The Hostile Army is going to invade Sum1."
talks some black women.

" really, i heard that Automagfreak is going to invade them" says another.

" well all i know is that they better not invade my laundry mat i need to wash cloths." jokes the balck women.

another man walks in and adds to the ladies comments

" now i hear that Chellis is going to invade THA. now i not so smart but that is overkillin them"( Sunshine)

" yes sir you is right. they goin to kill them with ease. thats so mean." says the black women.(martha)

A little boys runs in.

"I heard that Chellis is gonna invade Raven Corps" The little boy says

"Why would you think that?"

"Cause they saids so"

" really, i heard that Automagfreak is going to invade them" says another.




OOC: :sigh:

I'm not going to invade him. :rolleyes:

as the washers and driers rumble on.

" now Martha, i hear that , that new insure-ance company is adding auto-insure-ance now" says sunshine.

" really, i need to go down there and get me some" says martha

OOC:if you are going to post hear do it right.

read-GUSSIP!!!( i know probibly spelled wrong dont care.)

bump-post gussip plz.

A lone gunman walks in, in his sack of dirty clothes is a concealed AKM WASR-10 modified for hi-cap... He nods to the ladies and sets the bag on the nearest table. He opens up and glances around... "Perfect..." He mutters before withdrawing the weapon. Expertly and smoothly he pulls back the charging handle, ramming a shell into the chamber of the weapon. The noticeable clang of metal on metal reverberates through the laundry mat... And he brings the weapon to his shoulder as he stares down the barrel into the frightened and awe-struck faces of those black women...

He pulls the trigger with no mercy... Filling the first woman up with a half dozen hollow points courtesy of Wolf Ammunition Inc. He quickly finishes the rest of them of, mowing them down with little respect to the machines in the laundry mat. He watches in pure ecstasy as the women flail backwards, their hands grasping for nothing and the fine mist of blood descending on the now-settled bodies... He fires the remaining eight rounds in the thirty round mag into the women on the floor...

He lets the AKM fall to the floor... "Oops... I thought this was the bank..."

Haha Soviet Bloc, that was clever. And Reven Corps, you are right you did spell gossip wrong. What you spelled doesnt even sound the same so how you got a u in there blows my mind. Also, there are no hyphens in insurance or auto insurance.

to both of you. This was a civilian area. the people were murdered. as for the miss spelling get over it, now look at how the people were talking , it is slang talk. of course they are not going to talk right. get off ravens back.

Hey Hobbeebia, whenever you inhale does it smell like shit? If so you might want to pull your head out of Raven corps ass some.

you are barking up the wrong tree little man.

OMONIA also wonders when black women, especially while washing clothes in laundromats, began talking about international politics and who's invading who... So far, the ARSB's OMON Intelligence Agency believes this laundromat is a scheming plot by Raven corps to fill the international community with lies and propaganda promoting a certain type of lifestyle... So far, OMONIA is trying to find the identities of the female 'Raven Corps intelligence operatives' killed in the apparant murder... We also believe the murder was staged by Raven Corps as an elaborate publicity stunt to draw attraction to the laundromat for when more ladies come in to fill the world with lies and useless information...

you are barking up the wrong tree little man.

Aww, did I make the big mean nation mad at me?

What are you going to do about it? Are you going to invade me for making an out of character comment?

If you read the topic-Gossip. no one knows how they know this stuff, they just do. this was , i am sure , just to have fun. But you walk in and cap everyone.

A Chinese man trying too hard to hide behind a newspaper and look inconspicuous gets up walking over to the doors whistling, then sprinting once he left the luandry-mat.

A few moments later down the street at a phone booth, the Chinese man was making a phone call.

"Auto-what is invading who!?" A man who has the head of Chuang-Han intelligence on the other line shouted through the phone. "I can't hear you, it's a bad connection... Are you calling on a secure line!?"

"Well, um, maybe not..." He looked around uneasily. "But Automagfreak is invading Sum1!"

"Who is invading Sum1!? And what is Sum1!?" The intelligence minister yelled.

"I don't know, but I heard it from Martha!"

"Who is Martha? A Contact!?"

"Um... My neighbor, who I do my clothes with at the Laundry-mat..." The phone hung up abruptly. "Hello?"

Meanwhile in Nanning, Chuang-Han. "This agency really needs more funding!" The Intelligence minister banged his head on his desk.

OOC: this is what i am talking about. have fun with it.

thanks