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Weapons-Tech incorp
23-08-2004, 05:25
Weapons-tech incorp Now has insurance for counries at war!!!!

As we all know paying for a war is very costly, and rebuliding from one costs even more. Even to the point that you must ask for money from other nations. Now I know that doing this is very pride crushing. Asking for money from other nations kills your national pride, patriotism is lost and the counry is doomed to years of civil war. We here at Weapons-tech KNOW the importance of of keeping the peace and love in a nation after war. We at Weapons-tech want you to keep your nation off the International Debt list. We want you to control your nation free of the help of others. I know what your saying " Whats wrong with getting money from other nations?" I will tell you, When you get money from another nation they always have a "price" for there help. This "price" can range anywhere from " you must let us build 10 bases on your land." or " You must buy our weapons or tanks from us only for 5 years". You know I am right. They do this All the time and you ( in need of there money) agree to there terms. This is very bad for your reputations both at home and abroad. so you may be asking, what can I possibly do to avoid this international embarrassment? Well I am glad you asked...

Introducing Equified Globalized International Indrine nation Catastrophic Insurance (underwritten by Weapons-tech incorp) . We are the worlds only Nation indemnified insurance corporation protecting Whole nations against cataostrophic lose during the engagment of war.

the following is a sample policy for a nation of 2 billion people centeral location policy -standerd policy for a nation meeting this critira would be our guildstone 500 policy, the basic coverage $ 1 Quadrillion in multiple tiered payments ( deductables apply). The first $100 billion is payable by you, the customer. The next $100 billion is payed at 70%. each $ 100 billion there after is payed in increasing increments of 5%. up to 95 percentile. every $100 billion after the 95 percentile is paid in 1% increments to the 99 percentile the last 1% up to the policy limit of $1 Quadrillion is paid at 100% (all money is paid at usual and prevailing standred pay rates) Costs of this policy $1 trillion. countries which purcheas all there weapons from weapons-tech incorp( owner and operator of Equified Globalized International Indrine nation Catastrophic Insurance ) will recieve substantial rate reductions on there policy if paid in full. ( inproper use of Defensive weapons causing there failure to protect your nation may nullify your policy, proper use will be determined by represntitives of Weapons-tech incorp and Equified Globalized International Indrine nation Catastrophic Insurance. ALL DECISIONS FINAL)

This is a policy for nations of 900 million in popluation central location .
standerd policy for a nation meeting this critira would be our Levelton 430 policy, the basic coverage $ 10 trillion in multiple tiered payments ( deductables apply). The first $1 billion is payable by you, the customer. The next $100 billion is payed at 70%. each $ 10 billion there after is payed in increasing increments of 5%. up to 95 percentile. every $100 billion after the 95 percentile is paid in 1% increments to the 99 percentile the last 1% up to the policy limit of $10 trillion is paid at 100% (all money is paid at usual and prevailing standred pay rates) Costs of this policy $1 billion. countries which purcheas all there weapons from weapons-tech incorp( owner and operator of Equified Globalized International Indrine nation Catastrophic Insurance ) will recieve substantial rate reductions on there policy if paid in full. ( inproper use of Defensive weapons causing there failure to protect your nation may nullify your policy, proper use will be determined by represntitives of Weapons-tech incorp and Equified Globalized International Indrine nation Catastrophic Insurance. ALL DECISIONS FINAL)


This is a policy for nations of 5 million in popluation central location .
standerd policy for a nation meeting this critira would be our Levitton 410 policy, the basic coverage $ 10 trillion in multiple tiered payments ( deductables apply). The first $1 billion is payable by you, the customer. The next $100 billion is payed at 70%. each $ 10 billion there after is payed in increasing increments of 5%. up to 95 percentile. every $100 billion after the 95 percentile is paid in 1% increments to the 99 percentile the last 1% up to the policy limit of $10 trillion is paid at 100% (all money is paid at usual and prevailing standred pay rates) Costs of this policy $1 billion. countries which purcheas all there weapons from weapons-tech incorp( owner and operator of Equified Globalized International Indrine nation Catastrophic Insurance ) will recieve substantial rate reductions on there policy if paid in full. ( inproper use of Defensive weapons causing there failure to protect your nation may nullify your policy, proper use will be determined by represntitives of Weapons-tech incorp and Equified Globalized International Indrine nation Catastrophic Insurance. ALL DECISIONS FINAL)
Neo-Wu
23-08-2004, 05:30
Not to knock your business or anything, but I don't see how a business your size, (something like 500 million) could support a 2 billion nation war.

Just my opinion
Weapons-Tech incorp
23-08-2004, 05:40
ok You are a noob, so i will explian it to you. Your money is not only calcuated by you popluation, it is calculated by pop, money gained through sells, contracts , and deals, there are hundreds of of factors that go in to this calculation, now about my insurance- if you read the whole thing you would see that you have to pay everyday for the insurance, plus the policies payment plans are broken down to allow my company to absorb the outsource of funds to pay the client. also i have enough funds in resreve to pay if something happens, Now also if a client is found to be in violation of there terms of there policy there payments will be denied, this means that if some one miss uses there power and attacks someone and they lose they will not recieve payments, if someone is attacked and loses they will recieve the payments.
Raven corps
23-08-2004, 05:58
stupid noob
Weapons-Tech incorp
23-08-2004, 18:28
we are adding a fraud policy so plz bare with us.
Weapons-Tech incorp
23-08-2004, 19:34
noobs are not stupid just uninformed
Neo-Wu
24-08-2004, 04:19
You call me a noob, I've been around, since early 2003 in this game, i hardly would call me a noob, but since this is all OOC, I shall let it slide, shall this become more of an issue, I will be pissed.

Just to let you know, I have just recently rejoined this game, my nation is as of yesterday 2.7 billion, i think that i would be the last person to call a noob.

And, Weapons-tech corp, excuse my ignorance i had not taken in to consideration your just a business, so i shall apoligize
Weapons-Tech incorp
24-08-2004, 16:31
it is ok. and i am sorry for jugding your talent based upon you post number
Weapons-Tech incorp
26-08-2004, 17:28
come on people this is worth the reading.
Seryown
26-08-2004, 17:44
Actually, it isn't. It takes so long to decipher what's said in that post...that I haven't been able to figure it out yet. I'm not sure if English is your first language or not, but try clearing a long or medium-length post like that through a proofreader before you post it, eh?
Weapons-Tech incorp
26-08-2004, 17:50
this post was created by a real insurance agent and seller. it is all english, just alot of big words. in sort it says if you get your ass kicked you pay you the money to recover, plus it says how we pay you , you dont pay in one lump sum we pay in tiers( which means pay in installments). this company is for people who know what there doing to buy from. this post is hrad to read but , it is all spelled correctly and is all english
Germanische Zustande
26-08-2004, 17:54
True allies help you in times of need, no strings attached. In turn, you aid them in their times of need. This is only a substitute for friends and alliances, or for those who have to much of a paranoid/militaristic attitude.

Just my opinion. :)

BTW, there are some minor errors in it...
Seryown
26-08-2004, 18:06
Here's a partial list of words that aren't words:

counries
counry
centeral
standerd(twice)
critira(twice)
standred(twice)
purcheas
inproper
represntitives

In addition, you misused 'there' in virtually every instance it appeared, where usually the word used there should have been 'their' or 'they're'. Your capitalization is is inconsistent and your use of periods to sart a new entence seems to be random. In other words, Word would have fixed most of the problems with your post.

I'm done.
Weapons-Tech incorp
26-08-2004, 20:22
if you dont like this thread fine but it is not my fualt you cant look past human mistakes. my time is very limited so i dont have time to sit down and use word to correct every little problem.
Seryown
26-08-2004, 21:06
You don't have time to run a simple spell-checker? You don't have time to find someone to proofread for you? Neither of these would take more than a few minutes.
Raven corps
26-08-2004, 21:08
i know WTI personelly and he does not have the time he is is the army, he is serving in Iraq as we speak. thats why he does not have time.
Weapons-Tech incorp
27-08-2004, 14:56
i was trying to have that stay secret
Praetonia
27-08-2004, 15:02
this post was created by a real insurance agent and seller. it is all english, just alot of big words. in sort it says if you get your ass kicked you pay you the money to recover, plus it says how we pay you , you dont pay in one lump sum we pay in tiers( which means pay in installments). this company is for people who know what there doing to buy from. this post is hrad to read but , it is all spelled correctly and is all english
Yah, and people here dont 'know what theyre doing' in the sense that they dont know (on the whole) too much about insurance jargon. Insurance salesmen generally try to confuse people with "big words" as you put it, but in NS people dont think "The big word man is clever *buys*" they think "Huh? *next post". Try to make it clearer.
Weapons-Tech incorp
27-08-2004, 15:22
i guess your right , i will make it in more readable terms think you for you input
Weapons-Tech incorp
30-08-2004, 17:40
bump
Weapons-Tech incorp
31-08-2004, 17:54
bump
Weapons-Tech incorp
18-08-2005, 06:08
This department will reopen later.
Mauiwowee
18-08-2005, 07:18
Tag

OOC: Assuming the above is true, thank you for your service to our country!
Weapons-Tech incorp
18-08-2005, 07:21
our pleasure....