Hataria Declares its Indpendence from the Forgin Powers.
Hataropoils was now the base for the Hatarian War of Indpendence, and Captial of The new Republic of Hataria.
The leaders of the rebelion meets in the old Imperial Palace to Declare Indpendence of all Forginers and to Demand all Forginers to leave or face the Rebel Army, now the Grand Army of The Republic.
OOC: Hataria, I am going to give you a chance. Make a new nation, and we can start from the beginning. We can help you through the initial stages of your nation, but your going to have to cooperate. This is your last chacne before I press that nice ,shiny, candy like button.
OOC: Hataria, I am going to give you a chance. Make a new nation, and we can start from the beginning. We can help you through the initial stages of your nation, but your going to have to cooperate. This is your last chacne before I press that nice ,shiny, candy like button.
The Republic of Hataria Will not give up its Freedom to a Bunch of Tinpot Forginers.
Kelonian States
22-08-2004, 19:29
Must be slippery...
Army boots don't grip too good on glass ;)
The Republic of Hataria Will not give up its Freedom to a Bunch of Tinpot Forginers.
OOC: That was OOC, and I wasn't giving up your freedom. Your now just a petty annyance, and I don't have to deal with it anymore.
*stamps the thread with a very large IGNORE*
The God Falltothzu
22-08-2004, 19:33
Hataria You are Ignored by almost everyone that matters get over it...You have no people to rebel with and no way off taking your land back...YOU DO NOT EXIST...can a mod do us all a favor and delete him???
The Mindset
22-08-2004, 19:37
Hataria You are Ignored by almost everyone that matters get over it...You have no people to rebel with and no way off taking your land back...YOU DO NOT EXIST...can a mod do us all a favor and delete him???
The Mods don't delete people for IC affairs, and if he wishes to RP (properly) a rebel uprising, he is permitted to do so. Anyone who claims the contrary is declaring his losses and it is THEY who are godmodding. Besides, nuclear warefare is way overrated. It's almost impossible to kill everyone in a country via bombing them, even with nukes. Some will survive, and he/she can RP them however he/she wants.
Hataria, you do not exist, ITD, myself and some other nation split your lands up after you gave up while ITD and I were invading you. Therefore, you have no rights to claim your independance because you have no recognized government.
With New Freedom, The Republic of Hataria now set sights on retakeing The rest of Hataria from The Cananites and the others. The Grand Army of The Republic soon Grow to 890,000 Troops. The Anti-Forgin Militias joined the army to kill all Forginers. The G.A.R soon Invaded Eastern Hataria to drive Sharnia Out of The East.
OOC: you lose. Leave now, and we will not attack your nations. Don't and see your Armies Burn.
Um no we dont hataria. You have no army. Especially not one that large.
Whittier-
22-08-2004, 22:03
stop being a Forginer and stop bugging people.
Um no we dont hataria. You have no army. Especially not one that large.
Quit being a Cry Baby and Play.
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 22:04
Man..you are RESTARTING your whole rebellion AGAIN? What, taking losses in the other thread got to be too much for you? You are by far the worst RPer I've ever seen here...I mean...Sephiroth is bad..but...you...Youre just..unbelieveable. Watch our armies burn? Considering that my army when 3/4ths of them are on leave is SEVERAL times the size of yours, and uses more advanced equipment...means you'd never stand a chance. And when you've got no population base, and you cant just push out an established government without a fight...
Like I said...You are the worst RPer I've ever seen disgrace these boards.
Holy Paradise
22-08-2004, 22:04
Hataropoils was now the base for the Hatarian War of Indpendence, and Captial of The new Republic of Hataria.
The leaders of the rebelion meets in the old Imperial Palace to Declare Indpendence of all Forginers and to Demand all Forginers to leave or face the Rebel Army, now the Grand Army of The Republic.
Damn Hataria, you can't spell worth a s**t!
Whittier-
22-08-2004, 22:05
Damn Hataria, you can't spell worth a s**t!
Forginers can't spell.
Ok, first of all if anyone is being a baby it would be you. Second of all, I would rp with you if you actually knew how to. There is no way that after two invasions the last one ending in Hataria being split into five peices, that you would be able to supply an army that large. Maybe if you did a good insurgency rp then maybe, maybe I would rp with you. Also, Im not worried about having Canan invaded becasue you cannot afford to field a navy becasue you are not a soveirgn nation.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 22:09
Hataria, at least Seph doesn't tell the opponent's losses and is actually willing to learn a bit, but... you're hopeless, you are officially worse than Seph...
With The Invasion of Eastern Hataria, All Hatarians In West Hataria and South Hataria started Leave, not wanting to live with The Evil People that Took their Homelands
In Eastern Hataria, Hatarians Cheered as the G.A.R came to Free the East. All Boys and Men Joined The G.A.R to Kill The Cananites and ITDers.
Militias in South Hataria Stayed so they could Defeat The Cananite Army in a Guerrilla War, If it worked, The Cananites would Fall to the G.A.R when the Invasion of The South started.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 22:13
With The Invasion of Eastern Hataria, All Hatarians In West Hataria and South Hataria started Leave, not wanting to live with The Evil People that Took their Homelands
In Eastern Hataria, Hatarians Cheered as the G.A.R came to Free the East. All Boys and Men Joined The G.A.R to Kill The Cananites and ITDers.
Militias in South Hataria Stayed so they could Defeat The Cananite Army in a Guerrilla War, If it worked, The Cananites would Fall to the G.A.R when the Invasion of The South started.
You're hopeless :rolleyes:
Hey stupid, you do not have a standing army. Plus as stated before, there are no more Hatarians left in New Canan. They were all either deported of killed so please do not try to claim there are militias or anything else in my Colony.
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 22:19
He's not going to listen, I see it now. Hes going to insist things are going to go HIS way, and either we give up and let him, and he goes on to be annoying, or we yell at him and he purposely ignores all sense (Since he's a little kid who doesnt want to listen to anyone), does what he wants anyway, and we all just sit here and kinda laugh at him while in his mind he takes over the world.
Thusly my report of his rebellion being nothing more than the product of shrooms and a drug lord.
There has to be some sort of rule or loophole where this is considered against the rules.
Whittier-
22-08-2004, 22:45
There has to be some sort of rule or loophole where this is considered against the rules.
Could it be considered harrassment?
The anti-Cananite Feelings The Hatarians have soon starts to show, Women Join The G.A.R, Kids sing, "Kill a Can Head (Cananite), Save The world.", With The Retakeing of The East, And the Return of many Hatarians to Central and Eastern Hataria. The G.A.R soon Grows to 900,000.
Tanks Line the Border with New Canan, reay for the Invasion of The South. The G.A.R soon is put near the Border, ready to fight for Freedom.
Sevaris does not recognize the "Republic of Hataria". Why not, instead of taking New Canan by force, why not hold a vote on the issue? Let the people decide.
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 22:51
Yo, Hataria, where'd you get the tanks? You have no manufacturing base.
Crazed Marines
22-08-2004, 22:54
I know that I'm not involved in this in any way...but man... this guy's worst than Seph and TFU combined. Dude, accept the fact that your country is DEAD! Just RP a dozen or so suicide bombers, and it'd be fine...but nooooooooooo, you go for the coup d'gras in YOUR FIRST POST!
Soi-Disant
22-08-2004, 22:55
The anti-Cananite Feelings The Hatarians have soon starts to show, Women Join The G.A.R, Kids sing, "Kill a Can Head (Cananite), Save The world.", With The Retakeing of The East, And the Return of many Hatarians to Central and Eastern Hataria. The G.A.R soon Grows to 900,000.
Tanks Line the Border with New Canan, reay for the Invasion of The South. The G.A.R soon is put near the Border, ready to fight for Freedom.
Hey stupid, you didnt take eastern Hataria, you godmodded taking it
No one fought against you, and Im pretty sure the occupying powers would want to fight your people for it.
Hey stupid, you didnt take eastern Hataria, you godmodded taking it
No one fought against you, and Im pretty sure the occupying powers would want to fight your people for it.
The Rebelion will Never Stop till the Evil Nations of Canan and ITD are gone from Hataria.
Whittier-
22-08-2004, 23:01
The Rebelion will Never Stop till the Evil Nations of Canan and ITD are gone from Hataria.
Do you have to fight them for it?
Why not let the people in those lands vote on whether they want to be part of Canan, ITD, or Hataria?
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 23:05
are you that narrowminded you refuse to see the sense in the posts? No, youre not.
Why, then, are you doing this? Very simple.
To get a rise out of people. Thats right...youre a troll. Youre trying to piss people off, watch them yell and scream and insult you...and you get off on it. And when you ignore people who direct things at you, if it gets a reaction, you get even more fun out of it.
You, Hataria, enjoy going around the boards trying to get people mad, because for you, its fun. Your way of griefing in NS. Well, let me tell you this...you are a sad, sad little child, if you think your trolling is cool. You cannot spell, you have no proper grasp upon grammar or sentence structure, you cannot even form coherent lines of thought. You dont know how to write, you wouldnt know a plot if it came up and drop-kicked you in the face. You lack even the base levels of common sense.
You are a worthless, pitiful excuse of a troll, that even the worst griefers wouldnt ever claim, because you are just. That. Bad!
So go on, kiddo. Play your little games. Pretend you win almost unopposed..but in the end, remember we dont give two flyin monkeys about what you're doing, because whats done is done, and no ammount of bitching, moaning, godmoding or otherwise that you do can change it.
Now, go away, before the big boys decide to crush you like the slug you are.
(Mods, if I've overdone the flamethrower on this one, please, forgive me. It needed to be said.)
The New Government of Hataria soon starts up a Draft of all men 18-45. The G.A.R continues to get weapons from its Ports of Tangalee and Geymadeia.
But why does Hataria have Tanks and Artillery?
Here is the anwser: They sole them.
when The DPUO left, they forgot their own Tanks, The Tanks The Rebels used were Hatarian, Solen from The Cananites.
The Planes were Hiden By the Hatarian Army Before the Takeover.
The Bi-Plane are used to help The Infantry Units.
Without a Navy, Hataria would lose, But The Merchant Fleat, Armed with Big Cannons attack enemy Shiping and some times Warships.
OOC: and That is why I am Winning.
12 C-14 Planes Over South Hataria Drop a Patoon of Guerrilla Fighter in to South Hataria's Woods. They were to attack enemy Forces and Make way for The Invasion of New Canan.
Holy Paradise
23-08-2004, 01:20
The New Government of Hataria soon starts up a Draft of all men 18-45. The G.A.R continues to get weapons from its Ports of Tangalee and Geymadeia.
But why does Hataria have Tanks and Artillery?
Here is the anwser: They sole them.
when The DPUO left, they forgot their own Tanks, The Tanks The Rebels used were Hatarian, Solen from The Cananites.
The Planes were Hiden By the Hatarian Army Before the Takeover.
The Bi-Plane are used to help The Infantry Units.
Without a Navy, Hataria would lose, But The Merchant Fleat, Armed with Big Cannons attack enemy Shiping and some times Warships.
OOC: and That is why I am Winning.God you spell like shit!
Itinerate Tree Dweller
23-08-2004, 01:21
A recent vote was held in the colony of Western Hataria
Stay part of the ITD - 97.1 %
Return to the former Hataria Government - 2%
Gain total independence - .9%
The votes don't lie, Western Hataria will remain a part of the ITD Empire.
Holy Paradise
23-08-2004, 01:23
who here agrees Hataria spells like a pile of shit? I do.
New Zambuda
23-08-2004, 02:17
You better not touch my vacation condo Hataria! I am serious.
-Sheik Mon
Kelonian States
23-08-2004, 03:01
People, people, The Blackwolf Order was right - he's just a troll who wants to annoy people because he knows he can claim these things and you can't do anything to stop him claiming them, as they're in his own mind. Stop following him around the threads desperately trying to point out the obvious to him because it won't work.
He's proved he's not going to listen to you either out of sheer immaturity or out of deliberate trolling, so stop giving him what he wants and just ignore him. Didn't the blanket ignore on Sephrioth shut him up until he started (slowly) learning how to play? We should do the same with this guy.
(although Sephrioth is still worse, in my book. At least this guy hasn't started warring with himself yet).
Ericadia
23-08-2004, 03:05
Hataria, why can't your people just stage a number of peaceful protests asking the occupiers for your independence, instead of doing this Grand Army of The Republic stuff? (Did you just get done watching star wars episode II or something?)
Think about it for a moment. If your people did a peaceful protest and the occupiers mowed them down with machine guns or something, it would surely piss off the rest of the occupied Hatarians and maybe even a couple other nations. Think of the great RP that would be born from that!
Soi-Disant
23-08-2004, 03:06
Hataria, you did not steal tanks from anyone, you know why? Because you didnt rp it. You cant just say that you did something when it involves another nation you fool. Plus you dont have planes and oh yeah all of your attacks were already ignored.
Dontgonearthere
23-08-2004, 03:06
Quantum Cardboard, eh Hataria?
I know everyone is trying to make there point but this kid isn't going to listen. I know it has already been said but just ignore him. Let him play all by himself in his thread. I do agree that it would be nice is a moderator could make one exeption and delete him. Until then ignore.....blacklist him....if you are bored....follow all of his post with other ns players that don't know and tell them what a godmodder he is. But making fun of his spelling and telling him he can't do this or that just isn't doing the job.
Just my two cents
Josh
I thought he was just a big hole in the ground, you know after we realised hundreds of nukes. Also I balive that you have been taken over at least 5 times. I did it as did other nations. You are just a godmoder. You just ignore other peoples posts. I don't mind people who want to learn but you....Your just awful.
Anyone want to borrow by ignore cannon?
Aust
Sanctaphrax
23-08-2004, 12:14
i would just like to clarify a few points.
a forginer is a FOREIGNER, right???
and by sole i assume you mean STOLE???
get some grammar lessons and get back to me... thanks
Sanctaphrax
23-08-2004, 12:15
who here agrees Hataria spells like a pile of shit? I do.
definitely!!!
I know everyone is trying to make there point but this kid isn't going to listen. I know it has already been said but just ignore him. Let him play all by himself in his thread. I do agree that it would be nice is a moderator could make one exeption and delete him. Until then ignore.....blacklist him....if you are bored....follow all of his post with other ns players that don't know and tell them what a godmodder he is. But making fun of his spelling and telling him he can't do this or that just isn't doing the job.
Just my two cents
Josh
That is Illegal on this borad, Black Listing and telling other People to Ignore me, Is it because you don't like anyone from The West Pacific? or are you THAT Stupid?
Jeruselem
23-08-2004, 15:11
The Kinddom of Jeruselem dous not recognixe the clames to Hataria by this new rebelious governnent. Our offical stance will to bee maintane the status quo with forgin powers controling large areas of Hataria.
Gd bless
<Original message put through Hatarian spell checker>
Red Tide2
23-08-2004, 15:13
That is Illegal on this borad, Black Listing and telling other People to Ignore me, Is it because you don't like anyone from The West Pacific? or are you THAT Stupid?
OOC:ARE YOU THAT STUPID!!!!??? They have every right too ignore you... You are a hypocrite(sp?), a godmodder, a troller, and a little NOT EVEN BORN BABY! MODS I BEG YOU NOW! BAN HIM!!! Its the only way for him too stop spamming the threads with this nonsense.
I wouldn't mind Hattia too much if he kept his blatant, poorly spelt and petty god-modding, insults et all to one topic, but he appears to delight in ruining others as well. I suggest that the least we do is a mass blanket ignore of this guy.
Sanctaphrax
23-08-2004, 15:43
I wouldn't mind Hattia too much if he kept his blatant, poorly spelt and petty god-modding, insults et all to one topic, but he appears to delight in ruining others as well. I suggest that the least we do is a mass blanket ignore of this guy.
actually i'd like to play him at his own game.
twenty Nukes have been launched, they cover the whole of Hataria.
they were programmed to destroy only rebel troops and do no damage to the enviroment or buildings excepting rebel ones.
they have landed and blown up the whole of the rebel army while doing no damage to anyone or anything else.
gee this is fun:headbang:
Is it because you don't like anyone from The West Pacific? or are you THAT Stupid? umm.....i don't know when this turned into me not liking where your from but am i stupid enough to follow around a stupid ass little godmodder telling everyone what a cheater is stupid ass he is.....you might be suprised.
Earagond
23-08-2004, 17:57
Please glass him,
Thank you :)
Well, this is a good time to try to use my new mega-sized bomb I have been using as a bluff (confusing, I am already at his game)
[Note, I will be using some spelling mistake he has used, and his reality]
The B-2 flyz overhed an drops da big boom making badda boomer bomb thigny. It hits, and it blows the whole nation to hell! The big metal bird flyz back home safeityly and sund. Latr dat dy de go to meting and find that all rebls dead.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 01:06
While The Hatarians and the Cananites were Fighting it out in Hataria, Hatarian Mammalia was Peaceful......or was it?
Even though Hatarian Mammalia was conqered, The Island of Mammalia wasn't, Being the size of Greenland and all. and that is where the Tribes and the few Mammalians that escaped The CM Troops and NWV planed to free Hatarian Mammalia from NWV Controll.
Guerrilla Warfare was a Good Idea, and the only way to beat The NWV Troops, who was Too comitted to conventional warfare.
The Navy was down to Privateers, Subs and PT Boats, which were hiden in the Northern part of the Island.
Planes were also hiden when The Invaders came.
The Idea was to use the weapons that the Rebels had fond, even The subs and Planes, and fight a Guerrilla war against NWV and any other Nations in Hatarian Mammalia.
OOC: Yep, Guerrilla Warfare at its best :)
My airforce has launched raids on your naval bases. My 50,000 troops are fully prepared for your tactics. Give up.
God you spell like shit!
It's Seph can't you tell?
My airforce has launched raids on your naval bases. My 50,000 troops are fully prepared for your tactics. Give up.
OOC: he didn't say Where his Naval Bases are at, he only said In Northern Mammalia aka, he isn't stupid, his is not telling you where his Naval Bases are at.
Euro Switzerland
24-08-2004, 01:34
OOC: This is quite amusing to watch, actually...pathetic, but amusing.
The Island of Rose
24-08-2004, 01:53
OOC: he didn't say Where his Naval Bases are at, he only said In Northern Mammalia aka, he isn't stupid, his is not telling you where his Naval Bases are at.
I think it'd be obvious where they are, it's the thing with lots of ships with big guns on them...
Duh. Since myself and the other occupying powers have complete control of the airspace in HM- it would be easy to find them, speaking of which.
*Sevarisian bombers locate the naval bases, and start bombing.*
P.S.- Don't you dare cry godmodding- when you yourself do it. Until you get better- we have to sink to your level.
Duh. Since myself and the other occupying powers have complete control of the airspace in HM- it would be easy to find them, speaking of which.
*Sevarisian bombers locate the naval bases, and start bombing.*
P.S.- Don't you dare cry godmodding- when you yourself do it. Until you get better- we have to sink to your level.
You can't stop This Rebelion, your rule is finnshed, give it up, you are going to lose.
We can stop the rebellion. We will kill you all. We're not finished- not in the least.
Soi-Disant
24-08-2004, 02:10
There is no fighting between Hataria and Canan (this is canan's puppet, too lazy to switch). Hataria for there to be fighting between us you would have to had contacted me, had me agree to fight against you and then ROLEPLAY it out. You have done none of the above steps.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 02:22
The Subs, some of The PT Boats, and half The Privateer Fleat Leave, But most of The Surface Ships are destroyed. Thanks to radar, The Planes were Spotted before the attack.
The Rebel Planes soon are in the air attacking the enemy Planes in a Hit-and-run attack.
The Land war by the Guerrillas (I hope I spelled that right) begins with 12,000 Guerrillas moveing in to Hatarian Mammalia from The Uncalimed Lands north of HM. They weren't to do big attacks against the enemy, but hit and runs.
OOC: yeah, I got Radar :)
Itinerate Tree Dweller
24-08-2004, 02:25
Ladies and Gentlemen, the first time in history that Hataria (and HM) has taken a single loss or casualty.
Soi-Disant
24-08-2004, 02:26
Ok stupid, if you were to gain radar and aircraft dont you think the Sevaris Intelligence agency(s) would have realized this? I mean its not exactly like you can hide them in you coat pocket.
Soi-Disant
24-08-2004, 02:27
Ladies and Gentlemen, the first time in history that Hataria (and HM) takes a single loss or casualty.
Its not the first, more like the third or fourth time.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 02:36
Ok stupid, if you were to gain radar and aircraft dont you think the Sevaris Intelligence agency(s) would have realized this? I mean its not exactly like you can hide them in you coat pocket.
The Uncalimed Lands are Controled by tribes, I don't think a Sevaris Spy would fit in
Tribesmen #1: Oh look, a White man, lets kill him.
See what I meen?
Soi-Disant
24-08-2004, 02:39
How exactly do you know? He could have paid off some tribesmen, or he could have sent spyplanes, satelites, or a couple spys in, who are very stealthy. You really have no idea what you are doing in this game do you?
Crazed Marines
24-08-2004, 03:20
Does anyone mind me testing a 1 GT nuke on him? If I destroy anything of yours, I'll rebuild it on my land.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 03:51
In the small Town of Tiao in Northern Mammalia, 1,908 Chiefs meet with General Ganyous I, Hapyu, Former Prince Barbarossa of Hataria, and Rebel Leader Tai Su. The Men soon declared The Unclaimedlands were now The Dominion of Mammalia, Soon People in The Tribal Lands Cheered, they were now a Nation!
The First Job was to fight the NWV and the other Nation in South Mammalia or Hatarian Mammalia. The Guerrllia Fighter in the south soon started attacking NWV Troops.
OOC: Yo! NWV! fight me!
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 03:57
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=hatarian_mammalia
You are so Dead.........I am going to kick your butts.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 04:11
To: The Nations who are Trying to Put down The Rebelion
From: The Dominion of Mammalia
We Demend you Surender and leave The Island of Mammalia at once or we will Fight till you do.
you have 24 NS hours
BIteland
24-08-2004, 06:04
On Behalf of the West Pacific Government, as Regent I apologize for Hataria. The guy has been a “royal pain in the ass” on the regional offsite boards as well. Many of our players have been trying to teach him how to RP but it is like hitting your head against concrete. If you want him banned I doubt any one from are region would object or care. Also ignore any post that Hataria tries to involved the rest of the West Pacific region in we do not believe that you don't like anyone from The West Pacific? or are you THAT Stupid?
Have a nice day and God Bless
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:18
To: NWV
From: The Dominion of Mammalia
If you want Peace, Then Get your Troops out of Mammalia, or face a Full-scale War, after we Kill your Troops in a Guerrllia War.
P.S. That goes for the rest of you.
The Uncalimed Lands are Controled by tribes, I don't think a Sevaris Spy would fit in
Tribesmen #1: Oh look, a White man, lets kill him.
See what I meen?
Hataria, THERE'S SUCH A THING AS RECON SATELLITES!
To: NWV
From: The Dominion of Mammalia
If you want Peace, Then Get your Troops out of Mammalia, or face a Full-scale War, after we Kill your Troops in a Guerrllia War.
P.S. That goes for the rest of you.
You will be exterminated. I am, infact, planning to release an unnamed biological disease into your population. Have a nice extinction.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:38
Even though news of a Cave being fond In Mammalia is Normal, One with 23 Battleships, 16 Destroyers, and one Carrier is the best news ever!
Two Boys fond the cave and told some Cave exporers about it. The exporers soon fond a Task Force of ships, WITH A CARRIER! This was Good news for the rebels, if one Cave has ships then why not more Caves?
The Mammalian Navy hid these Ship when The Invasion happened, the only other cave with ships had Troop Carriers.
Now the Rebels hope for more ships to be fond.
OOC: yep a Cave, hey....it is a good place to hide some ships.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 14:40
Even though news of a Cave being fond In Mammalia is Normal, One with 23 Battleships, 16 Destroyers, and one Carrier is the best news ever!
Two Boys fond the cave and told some Cave exporers about it. The exporers soon fond a Task Force of ships, WITH A CARRIER! This was Good news for the rebels, if one Cave has ships then why not more Caves?
The Mammalian Navy hid these Ship when The Invasion happened, the only other cave with ships had Troop Carriers.
Now the Rebels hope for more ships to be fond.
OOC: yep a Cave, hey....it is a good place to hide some ships.
hey look theres a flying pig. oh look it's just dropped an entire Air Force onto your head... oh what luck.
*Launches a nuclear missile to attack the cave.*
Beat that. And, no, you've no time to get ready. It takes hours to move an entire navy. By that time, It'd be destroyed.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:41
You will be exterminated. I am, infact, planning to release an unnamed biological disease into your population. Have a nice extinction.
You are stupid, you're going to do a War Crime, It's your Butt on the Line!
You are stupid, you're going to do a War Crime, It's your Butt on the Line!
Normally, this would be considered a war crime, but, I am doing the world a favor by sending your people to the bowels of hades.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:43
*Launches a nuclear missile to attack the cave.*
Beat that. And, no, you've no time to get ready. It takes hours to move an entire navy. By that time, It'd be destroyed.
I didn't say where it was, for all you know, the cave you are going to hit will have People haveing a Tea Party........... It's your Butt on the line, not mine.
a panzian speedboat with a mortar fires sarin gas at your rebels
they all die
OOC: Now it seems you want godmoding, so there.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 14:44
You are stupid, you're going to do a War Crime, It's your Butt on the Line!
any reason why butt has a capital B???
BTW i think he would be more likely to COMMIT a war crime than DO a war crime. :headbang:
I didn't say where it was, for all you know, the cave you are going to hit will have People haveing a Tea Party........... It's your Butt on the line, not mine.
Hataria- RECON SATELLITE CAN FIND CAVES THAT BIG. IT WOULD HAVE TO BE HUGE TO HOLD CARRIERS. PLUS, INFRARED IMAGING WOULD SOLVE IT. We know exactly where it is. You failed to plan for that.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:46
a panzian speedboat with a mortar fires sarin gas at your rebels
they all die
OOC: Now it seems you want godmoding, so there.
OOC: I don't know about the rest of you guys but I say we kill this n00b.
OOC: I don't know about the rest of you guys but I say we kill this n00b.
You're one to talk....
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:48
Hataria- RECON SATELLITE CAN FIND CAVES THAT BIG. IT WOULD HAVE TO BE HUGE TO HOLD CARRIERS. PLUS, INFRARED IMAGING WOULD SOLVE IT. We know exactly where it is. You failed to plan for that.
It is Mammalia, NOT Hataria.
Look at a Map for once.
It is Mammalia, NOT Hataria.
Look at a Map for once.
I was addressing you. I know HM is your puppet- don't bullshit me. Anyway, I know it's in HM. The nuke is about to hit. Say bye to your "fleet".
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:49
You're one to talk....
OOC: Lolololololololololol
OOC: I take losses. You have done so about once. You godmod. You are a NOOB of the worst sort.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:52
I was addressing you. I know HM is your puppet- don't bullshit me. Anyway, I know it's in HM. The nuke is about to hit. Say bye to your "fleet".
There are Caves like the one you are about to Hit all over Mammalia, so while you hit one cave The other could be the Real Base, and I don't think you have that many nukes
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 14:52
OOC: I don't know about the rest of you guys but I say we kill this n00b.
and I say we kill you. who do you think will get more support???
There are Caves like the one you are about to Hit all over Mammalia, so while you hit one cave The other could be the Real Base, and I don't think you have that many nukes
Hataria, I have enough nukes to turn you into a nuclear wasteland 10 times over. Plus, Infrared Imaging would allow me to spot your hidden ships in the cave. You can't really hide things that big.
*Nuclear missile hits the cave. It collapses on the ships.*
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 14:54
There are Caves like the one you are about to Hit all over Mammalia, so while you hit one cave The other could be the Real Base, and I don't think you have that many nukes
STOP IT!!!
1) caves not Caves
2)hit not Hit
3)the not The
4) real base not Real Base
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 14:56
The Nuke did hit a Cave, but not THE cave. The Rebels will not say where the Cave is, The Boys and Exporers are under gard, in case The enemy thinks to try and get them to tell where the 'Pirate Cave', as the cave is called, is.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 14:57
The Nuke did hit a Cave, but not THE cave. The Rebel will not say where the Cave is, The Boys and Exporers are under gard, in case The enemy thinks to try and get them to tell where the 'Pirate Cave', as the cave is called, is.
INFRARED VISION!!! he knows exactly where the ships are.
GODMOD... GODMOD... GODMOD
What part of "WE CAN USE INFRARED IMAGING TO FIND YOUR SHIPS" can't you understand? We didn't need personnel on the ground. We spotted them via satellite. We hit the exact cave. Deal with it, a--hole.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 14:58
The Nuke did hit a Cave, but not THE cave. The Rebel will not say where the Cave is, The Boys and Exporers are under gard, in case The enemy thinks to try and get them to tell where the 'Pirate Cave', as the cave is called, is.
Did you notice that there's only one rebel left???
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 15:00
What part of "WE CAN USE INFRARED IMAGING TO FIND YOUR SHIPS" can't you understand? We didn't need personnel on the ground. We spotted them via satellite. We hit the exact cave. Deal with it, a--hole.
Ever heard of Fakes? Yep, Fake Ships, for all you know we might have many fake ships in every cave on Mammalia
Hataria- You do not even have the industrial capability to build fake ships.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:01
Ever heard of Fakes? Yep, Fake Ships, for all you know we might have many fake ships in every cave on Mammalia
but you don't because you only just discovered the cave. you wouldn't have time to build life size replicas into every cave would you???
Hataria,
Becuz Of The Blatint GodModding I am Going to Report Yu Too The Mods. Stop Waisting The Forims Resoursis.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:03
hey Sevaris,
have you noticed how every time he posts we reply within 10 secs but it takes him about five minutes to respond to our posts???
hey Sevaris,
have you noticed how every time he posts we reply within 10 secs but it takes him about five minutes to respond to our posts???
I think he lacks any decent command of the English language.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 15:04
Hataria- You do not even have the industrial capability to build fake ships.
The Serbs didn't have the industrial capability too, and guess what that built when The Americans started Bomb their 'tanks' FAKE TANKS!
Earagond
24-08-2004, 15:04
Alright,I'll settle this; all forgin ;) powers should leve Hataria and Mammalia,and I'll just glass the two from orbit! M'kay? :)
The Serbs didn't have the industrial capability too, and guess what that built when The Americans started Bomb their 'tanks' FAKE TANKS!
Actually, Serbia had limited industrial capacity. It was one of the most industrialized parts of Yugoslavia. They could build fake tanks. However, all your industry has been destroyed. Any attempts at creating new ones have had the daylights bombed out of them.
The Serbs didn't have the industrial capability too, and guess what that built when The Americans started Bomb their 'tanks' FAKE TANKS!
That was because those tanks were from Yugoslavia before it broke up, hence the whole situation there.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 15:07
and There are 290 caves the size of the one you blew up, you can't destroy them all.
and There are 290 caves the size of the one you blew up, you can't destroy them all.
I blew up the one with the ships in it. I used thermal imaging to find the ships, and I promptly nuked the cave. End of story.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:08
and There are 290 caves the size of the one you blew up, you can't destroy them all.
watch us!!!
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:09
humor him
we've already destroyed the cave with the ships in so let's destroy the rest of the caves so that he doesn't "find" any more ships!!!
Earagond
24-08-2004, 15:10
Alright,I'll repeat my initial offer:
Alright,I'll settle this; all forgin powers should leve Hataria and Mammalia,and I'll just glass the two from orbit! M'kay?
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:11
Alright,I'll repeat my initial offer:
Alright,I'll settle this; all forgin powers should leve Hataria and Mammalia,and I'll just glass the two from orbit! M'kay?
no because he'll refuse to accept it:headbang:
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 15:11
humor him
we've already destroyed the cave with the ships in so let's destroy the rest of the caves so that he doesn't "find" any more ships!!!
290 caves fond
290 caves fond
If any of your caves have ships in them, we'd know about it. There aren't anymore.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:14
290 caves fond
huh??? do you mean bombed???
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 15:17
If any of your caves have ships in them, we'd know about it. There aren't anymore.
We have this thing called a 'comptuer' and we are sending a VIRUS in to your Satlites, aka, your satalite are dead meat mr...
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:18
We have this thing called a 'comptuer' and we are sending a VIRUS in to your Satlites, aka, your satalite are dead meat mr...
what's a Comptuer???
what are Satlites??
Earagond
24-08-2004, 15:18
no because he'll refuse to accept it:headbang:
Whatever.I'll still glass him.But this will be my special HOD-OB(Hatarian-Only-Destroyer-Orbital-Bombarder)
Anway:
The giant craft,shaped in the size of a giant arrow,powered up a daunting eerie-blue laser that formed a giant ball of energy at the tip of the craft.For almost an hour,it charged,and it charged,and it charged...
Untiiiiiiiiiiiil....
A giant flash of blue streked from the ships tip,speeding towards Hataria.It enveloped everything that was of Hatarian origin.
It was "programmed" to not harm anything forgin.
Official Statement:
Do you want this to happen again?
OOC:There ya go!Hataria's glassed. :D
Mannerheim. Anyway- do you really think you can break into my satellite system? It's got redundant security features- the thing is nearly impregnable to computer attacks. Plus, the EMPs from all the nukes detonated would surely knock out your computers.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:19
Whatever.I'll still glass him.But this will be my special HOD-OB(Hatarian-Only-Destroyer-Orbital-Bombarder)
Anway:
The giant craft,shaped in the size of a giant arrow,powered up a daunting eerie-blue laser that formed a giant ball of energy at the tip of the craft.For almost an hour,it charged,and it charged,and it charged...
Untiiiiiiiiiiiil....
A giant flash of blue streked from the ships tip,speeding towards Hataria.It enveloped everything that was of Hatarian origin.
It was "programmed" to not harm anything forgin.
Official Statement:
Do you want this to happen again?
OOC:There ya go!Hataria's glassed. :D
thanks
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 15:21
this has been fun
bye
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 15:23
Mannerheim. Anyway- do you really think you can break into my satellite system? It's got redundant security features- the thing is nearly impregnable to computer attacks. Plus, the EMPs from all the nukes detonated would surely knock out your computers.
I know why you Nuke me and other things, YOU WANT ME OFF THIS SITE! I AM NOT TAKEING THIS ABUSE ANY MORE! I AM TELLING THE MODS! AHVE A NICE KICKOFF!
Ahem- I've not flamed. You have. The mods are far more likely to boot you. Plus, you shouldn't be on here until you can actually command the English language enough to RP.
Hatarian Mammalia
24-08-2004, 15:26
Ahem- I've not flamed. You have. The mods are far more likely to boot you. Plus, you shouldn't be on here until you can actually command the English language enough to RP.
THE ONLY WAY I AM GETING KICKED OFF IS IF YOU HACK INTO MY PC! THEN YOU HAVE THE FBI ON YOUR ASSES! HAVE A GOOD DAY! BASDTERS!
THE ONLY WAY I AM GETING KICKED OFF IS IF YOU HACK INTO MY PC! THEN YOU HAVE THE FBI ON YOUR ASSES! HAVE A GOOD DAY! BASDTERS!
Do the words "IP Ban" mean anything to you?
Omicron Alpha
24-08-2004, 15:35
Do the words "IP Ban" mean anything to you?
Yeah, but the words 'hillarious', 'brilliant', 'outstanding' and 'frickin' amazing' all ring louder bells. Please, carry on, I was just starting to wipe tears from my eyes :D.
THE ONLY WAY I AM GETING KICKED OFF IS IF YOU HACK INTO MY PC! THEN YOU HAVE THE FBI ON YOUR ASSES! HAVE A GOOD DAY! BASDTERS!
I don't think the FBI cares about minor hackings.
Has anyone noticed Hataria's sig?
Soon to be Naval Superpower
Omicron Alpha
24-08-2004, 15:41
Seriously, keep going. I think this is great; it can be entertaining and educational. It's edutainment! Hataria; keep up the good work!
AUE A United Earth
24-08-2004, 16:25
Hahahahahaha!!!!! Of all the frigging things to waste my time, this has been it! *wipes the tears from eyes* Ok, well you know this could be used as an example for years, of what not to do.
Well I applaud those who worked to stop this, eh waste of board space. Truth be told(as everyone will know), several rules were broken by the accused in this, and yet none of this here actually ever happened since no one ever really declared a war.
So I'll stop myself in wasteing room here.
(Wouldn't it have been quicker to just fight him in the beginning than make this long topic? Just an opinion.)
Ruthless Slaughter
24-08-2004, 16:36
Oh god...not this again! Forget RP lessons, go straight to spelling! You could have at least started an underground movement or something before taking on nations more than twice your size.
AUE A United Earth
24-08-2004, 16:42
I take it your one of the past teachers or opponents to him?
*reads thread*
(5 minutes later)
*bursts into laughter*
OOC: My Dad was in the Navy, and was a SEAL. so There! :P
OOC: My Dad was in the Navy, and was a SEAL. so There! :P
I doubt that. However, my dad is the COO of a Health Data Management company.
OOC: My Dad was in the Navy, and was a SEAL. so There! :P
OOC: And my Daddy Beat up bruce LEE..... so ThEre!! :rolleyes:
OOC: My Dad was in the Navy, and was a SEAL. so There! :P
*sarcasm* yeah and my dad was a smaceman *Sarcasm*
Frisbeeteria
24-08-2004, 19:13
OOC: My Dad was in the Navy, and was a SEAL. so There! :P
[OOC] Give the kid a break. Everyone knows that SEALs keep entire carrier task forces in caves. Don't they?
Crazed Marines
24-08-2004, 22:16
I say get your guys out of there, and glass it from orbit.
Crazed Marines is now declaring WAR on nOObism.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 22:23
My daddy makes more money than all of your dad's... he's the queen of England:)
Kelonian States
24-08-2004, 22:33
I know why you Nuke me and other things, YOU WANT ME OFF THIS SITE! I AM NOT TAKEING THIS ABUSE ANY MORE! I AM TELLING THE MODS! AHVE A NICE KICKOFF!
THE ONLY WAY I AM GETING KICKED OFF IS IF YOU HACK INTO MY PC! THEN YOU HAVE THE FBI ON YOUR ASSES! HAVE A GOOD DAY! BASDTERS!
Funniest... posts... ever.
I've had a disasterous week and it would take a lot to get a smile out of me, but this managed it.
Well done Hataria! The NS comic relief!
The worrying thing is this kid is older than me, according to his profile:
Additional Information
Birthday:
January 10, 1986
Communist Mississippi
24-08-2004, 22:41
OOC: My Dad was in the Navy, and was a SEAL. so There! :P
My father is an engineer, he goes into work everyday, and does work, hard work. I don't believe your dad is a navy seal, I'd need some sort of proof, name, rank, serial number, date of enlistment, unit, date of discharge.
My father is part of what I call "The backbone of America" he works.
My father is an engineer, he goes into work everyday, and does work, hard work. I don't believe your dad is a navy seal, I'd need some sort of proof, name, rank, serial number, date of enlistment, unit, date of discharge.
My father is part of what I call "The backbone of America" he works.
My father is the finance director of a suburban town, but he got a job offer from a health data manangement company, so now he is a Cheif Operation Officer, but he's going to spend the difference in the salary increase on my college fund and his retirement.
Sanctaphrax
24-08-2004, 23:48
My dad's the Queen of England and i'm Bart Simpson!!!
My dad's the Queen of England and i'm Bart Simpson!!!
We heard you the first time.
Sanctaphrax
25-08-2004, 00:49
We heard you the first time.
Why??? when else did i claim to be Bart Simson???
Crazed Marines
25-08-2004, 02:22
OOC: My Dad was in the Navy, and was a SEAL. so There! :P
If he was in the SEALs, then you could tell me what their war-cry is, then you can tell me what the SEAL badge looks like, then you can just go ring the bell for all I care.
Ruthless Slaughter
25-08-2004, 03:01
I take it your one of the past teachers or opponents to him?
I was one of the nations in a war against him. I was put on trial for the excessive amount of nukes against him (9). I couln't help it! He was being so N00BISH! But anyway, he pulled some brilliant move (no need to express sarcasm, pretty self-explanatory) and everyone forgot all about the trial and started trying to help him become a better RPer. (really worked huh?) But I suppose I owe Hataria some gratitude, he did get me off the hook! :D
Alright, for once, everyone listen to me.
How about this:
This be the last post made by anyone except this idiot on this thread.
Everyone ignores him and this thread forever (yes, until CM actually comes back to earth).
Plus, stooping to ones level of lower activity is just as low as being at that level.
Also, I lost count at 237 spelling mistakes that were major (I am not saying one letter missing, or a capital letter where it is not needed, I mean major mistakes)
Lates *waves and walks out in a corny tune played by a Fiddle and Kazuu (Spel.?)*