NationStates Jolt Archive

If he does the following:

agrees to become a sattalite state of the UPR
agrees to the stationing of Whittier troops on his lands
agrees to adopt a socialist government with Whittier political minders keeping a close watch on his leaders
agrees to join the Whittier Pact
agrees not to wage war with out my special permission
agrees to halt all trade with capitalist nations
agrees to government control of all industries
agrees to ban athiesm
agrees to give Whittier and the WP total vetoe over his internal policies

eh, am I forgetting anything?

If he does the following:

agrees to become a sattalite state of the UPR
agrees to the stationing of Whittier troops on his lands
agrees to adopt a socialist government with Whittier political minders keeping a close watch on his leaders
agrees to join the Whittier Pact
agrees not to wage war with out my special permission
agrees to halt all trade with capitalist nations
agrees to government control of all industries
agrees to ban athiesm
agrees to give Whittier and the WP total vetoe over his internal policies

eh, am I forgetting anything?

Well, just about as many people ignore him as you, so I guess its a good match.

Plus he gives my troops the right to rape his nations women.

You cant ally with something that doesnt exist....

Plus he gives my troops the right to rape his nations women.
I'm curious, are you serious about this?

I'm curious, are you serious about this?
why yes, why wouldn't I be?

Once he joins the WP, every time he wages war, I will be justified in committing genocide in his nation cause he will have violated one the alliance's articles.
Namely the one against waging war without special permission.

I am referring to article 15 of the WP charter to be exact.

why yes, why wouldn't I be?

Once he joins the WP, every time he wages war, I will be justified in committing genocide in his nation cause he will have violated one the alliance's articles.
Namely the one against waging war without special permission.

I am referring to article 15 of the WP charter to be exact.
In that case, the Hadulan state opposes two of the articles in your charter that infringe on poltical freedom and human rights.

- The banning of atheism.
All should have the right to chose what religion they take, even if it is the lack of religion.
- Soldier's right to rape Hataria's women
This is a horrible, horrible violation of a person's rights and if you ever enforce this article we will react with force.

ooc: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's not going to accept. Unless he's actually one of your puppets. In which case I completely understand everything he's done so far.

In that case, the Hadulan state opposes two of the articles in your charter that infringe on poltical freedom and human rights.

- The banning of atheism.
All should have the right to chose what religion they take, even if it is the lack of religion.
- Soldier's right to rape Hataria's women
This is a horrible, horrible violation of a person's rights and if you ever enforce this article we will react with force.
the ban on atheism is not in our charter
why would you defend Hataria?
We are doing the world a favor by wiping them out and treating their women as sex slaves.

ooc: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he's not going to accept. Unless he's actually one of your puppets. In which case I completely understand everything he's done so far.
that would be wrong.
I actually thought he was one of you guys.

If he does the following:

agrees to become a sattalite state of the UPR
agrees to the stationing of Whittier troops on his lands
agrees to adopt a socialist government with Whittier political minders keeping a close watch on his leaders
agrees to join the Whittier Pact
agrees not to wage war with out my special permission
agrees to halt all trade with capitalist nations
agrees to government control of all industries
agrees to ban athiesm
agrees to give Whittier and the WP total vetoe over his internal policies

eh, am I forgetting anything?
There it is.

Getting rid of them would be fine, but nobody deserves to be treated that way, and we will aid them if you ever violate a woman's body.

I think you forgot to ask for the password to his nation.

We the members of the WP also demand the password to the nation
Hataria.

OOC: Do you require all of the little pawns in your essentially universally ignored puppet-fest to surrender their passwords?

Of course, Hataria might just be stupid enough to accept an offer this asinine.

We the members of the WP also demand the password to the nation
Hataria.
Wait a minute, isn't that against NS/Forum rules?

Haha

Wait a minute, isn't that against NS/Forum rules?


OOC: I'm sure it is.

Wait a minute, isn't that against NS/Forum rules?
it is?
;)

Wait a minute, isn't that against NS/Forum rules?

ooc: That's a good question. It's against the rules to steal someone's password. I don't know about voluntarily giving it to someone.

Wait a minute, isn't that against NS/Forum rules?

OMFGZORZ BAN HIM!1!1!1!

Not like anyone would even notice he's gone. :)

OOC: I'm sure it is.
but we're doing the world a favor.

:)

Whittier, Hataria will bring nothing but problems. I reccomend that you not get sucked into the endless quagmire that is Hataria. You think you are getting a cat but instead you are getting a lion.

Your gracious friend,
Sheik Mon
Prime Minister

Whittier, Hataria will bring nothing but problems. I reccomend that you not get sucked into the endless quagmire that is Hataria. You think you are getting a cat but instead you are getting a lion.

Your gracious friend,
Sheik Mon
Prime Minister

ooc: Shh. They're peas in a pod. They deserve each other.

ooc: Shh. They're peas in a pod. They deserve each other.
OOC: Birds of a feather, stick together.

NM.
All members of the WP are ignoring Hataria and Hatarian Mammals.

NM.
All members of the WP are ignoring Hataria and Hatarian Mammals.
OOC: But what about the badgers? They deserve to be heard!

sometimes I'm thinking how the forum would be if being a total dimwit was a bannable offense

OOC: Wait...so the Whittier Pact is an alliance where you tell them which players they can ignore?

Oh wait....the WP is mostly filled with Whittier puppets, I forgot....

OOC: But what about the badgers? They deserve to be heard!
Badgers? I hate Badgers.
:sniper:

OOC: Wait...so the Whittier Pact is an alliance where you tell them which players they can ignore?

Oh wait....the WP is mostly filled with Whittier puppets, I forgot....
Eh, no. 2 out 20 can hardly be called mostly.

Plus he gives my troops the right to rape his nations women.

No Rape! Slavery is against Hatarian Law!

No Rape! Slavery is against Hatarian Law!
Ok, that's acceptable. Do you agree to the other provisions?

Ok, that's acceptable. Do you agree to the other provisions?

NO! Hataria is Free from any Forgin Power, we are, and will always be Independet from any Forginer.

aka, WE WILL NOT JOIN THE WP!

NO! Hataria is Free from any Forgin Power, we are, and will always be Independet from any Forginer.

aka, WE WILL NOT JOIN THE WP!
Hey, I'm in the WP. Its still around?

NO! Hataria is Free from any Forgin Power, we are, and will always be Independet from any Forginer.

aka, WE WILL NOT JOIN THE WP!
In the name of spreading communism you will submit or face the consequences.

Hmmm, Hattia predicts...

120 million troop deployment to your country within 5 seconds...

Hmmm, Hattia predicts...

120 million troop deployment to your country within 5 seconds...
who has that many?

I believe Whittier tried it against Maghda a while back...

I believe Whittier tried it against Maghda a while back...
man, I need to update my military stats. I am still working with my 500 man army from march 2003.

Ah well, considering that a 120 million man invasion force is impossible...

Ah well, since it seems everyone ignores this guy.

this is ignored because hataria was split between three nations after Canan and ITD invaded Hataria.

which earth was your invasion done on?
cause he just told me his invasion of algeria is taking place in earth 3.
Since there haven't been no wars in E3, he still has a nation there.
But that would mean he is invading LE.

As far as Im concerned Hataria exists in only one world because he is not located on a real peice of land.

this policy has been revoked in light of unexpected large scale protests from the world's governments.