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Hataria REBELS!

Hataria
22-08-2004, 03:22
In the DPUO controled part of hataria, 562,899 Hatarians, from the HLF (Hatarian Liberaeion Front attack The DPUO Sronghold, useing 120 Tanks, 500 War Mammoths, and a will to overthrow the Invaders. They attack and hit hard!

OOC: it is over! you are about to be thrown out!
St Oz
22-08-2004, 03:25
wow major god modding
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 03:25
My eyebrow is raised very high indeed. In case it escaped your notice, we're helping your nation to rebuild. Attacking us isn't a good move.
The Island of Rose
22-08-2004, 03:25
Wow Mammoths... that'll help, I assume DPUO can just bomb them without me?
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 03:28
Oh, feel free to join the fun if you wish. First off I shall tell this fool that I'm on his people's side.
Canan
22-08-2004, 03:28
DPUO you are helping HM remember. Hataria you were defeated by me and a couple other nations and are now nothing more than a couple territories. You should have just stayed quiet and watched the big boys rp.
St Oz
22-08-2004, 03:28
Yes i get to use my St Oz Mercys
Whittier-
22-08-2004, 03:29
shangia has spinosaurus aegypticuses and basilosaurs. So why not?
St Oz
22-08-2004, 03:29
In the DPUO controled part of hataria, 562,899 Hatarians, from the HLF (Hatarian Liberaeion Front attack The DPUO Sronghold, useing 120 Tanks, 500 War Mammoths, and a will to overthrow the Invaders. They attack and hit hard!

OOC: it is over! you are about to be thrown out!
You only have 376 million people in hataria
Whittier-
22-08-2004, 03:30
You only have 376 million people in hataria
that ought to be enough to have 500k.
St Oz
22-08-2004, 03:32
my bad thanks for pointing that out
Shangia
22-08-2004, 03:34
my bad thanks for pointing that out
well, I could be wrong. The max for your pop is 5% but then when you get to one billion that rule breaks down, so then your military has to be limited by your budget size otherwise people would be having armies that are 5% of their pops but which they could not afford.

The national animal of Shangia is the Rodhocetus kasrani a carnivorous land dwelling ancestor of modern whales.
St Oz
22-08-2004, 03:36
Well i thought of it thinking that he has 500 million people not 500k im really tired thats why.
BTW everyone come to my shop for weapons that can blow Hataria up
Hadula
22-08-2004, 04:12
Let us press the red, shiny, candy like button.

*Ignore cannon launch sequence commenced*
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:19
DPUO you are helping HM remember. Hataria you were defeated by me and a couple other nations and are now nothing more than a couple territories. You should have just stayed quiet and watched the big boys rp.

*Ftips the bird at Canan* That is my anwser.
Aust
22-08-2004, 13:21
anyone want to borrow a Ignore Cannon? Just aim it at that tiny dot and then fire.
Greenmanbry
22-08-2004, 13:22
OOC- very mature of you..

IC-

DPUO - Nuke him and be done with it..

As for me, I think I'm off to the International Mall to purchase a space goat.. ;)
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:25
The Fames of Rebelion rise Higher, All Hatarians start rebeling against the Invaders. In West Hataria, The Western Army of Freedom starts a Gerillra War against The ITD. in CM control Hataria, Rebels start hunting and Killing The Missisippians who they call "Animals".


OOC: Your Rule over Hataria is Over.
Aust
22-08-2004, 13:28
DPUO, I rember a month or so back I took over this guy and took all his citzens as slaves and his land. How come you own him?
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 13:30
DPUO, I rember a month or so back I took over this guy and took all his citzens as slaves and his land. How come you own him?

ooc: Because he ignores RPs where he loses and he started another war against DPUO.
Aust
22-08-2004, 13:33
ooc: Because he ignores RPs where he loses and he started another war against DPUO.
did he, I didn't notice tat now I've got to change my titles again. DPUO, do you want to share him?
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:33
ooc: Because he ignores RPs where he loses and he started another war against DPUO.


Shut up, and lets get back to the RP
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 13:35
*A wing of Tu-160s fly over Hataria. They drop ton after ton of napalm.*

May god help you....
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:40
OOC: don't let me bring the mods in here. so quit Bullying and RPG "N00B!"
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 13:41
Ahem- I am not godmodding. I am merely using Tu-160s to reduce your country to ashes.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:45
YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THEN BULLIES! BIG! FAT! PIGS! I WILL RP EVEN IF YOU HATE IT! I AM NOT GOING TO BE KICKED OFF THIS FORUM!

GO TO HELL!
Aust
22-08-2004, 13:47
YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THEN BULLIES! BIG! FAT! PIGS! I WILL RP EVEN IF YOU HATE IT! I AM NOT GOING TO BE KICKED OFF THIS FORUM!

GO TO HELL!
lol....

LEARN TO RP! AND ACCEPT LOSSES!
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 13:49
Would anyone mind if we nuked this mofo?

George Carlin
Minister of Foreign Affairs.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 13:50
General frequency message from the Imperial capital of Sdaeriji


TO: The Hatarian Liberation Front
FROM: Chairman Ilsuo Santite, Sdaeriji


This is an official message from the desk of the Chairman of the Imperial Dominion, Ilsuo Santite. This is a warning to the Hatarian Liberation Front currently engaging in guerilla actions in DPUO-controlled, CM-controlled, and ITD-controlled sections of Hataria and Hatarian Mammalia. While we officially support the attempts by these people in reestablishing the sovereignty of Hataria, we would like you unofficially to know that the Imperial Dominion is fed up with the antics of the people of Hataria. You have for too long been a rogue nation, a blight upon the international community. Your actions are reprehensible, and from now on, intolerable. While officially, the Imperial Dominion is neutral in this latest conflict, consider yourself warned: Any aggression against the Imperial Dominion, whether it be direct or indirect, accidental or on purpose, will be treated as an act of war against the Imperial Dominion itself. We will bring a weight to bear upon your nation unlike the horrors you have already suffered. If you act against Sdaeriji in any way, shape, or form, we will reign terror down on Hataria that will make the recent wars enviable by comparisson. You have no chance to win a war against the Imperial Dominion, and you would be incredibly naive to believe you could. This is your one and only warning. Do not cross the Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji again.

Chairman Ilsuo Santite
Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:51
lol....

LEARN TO RP! AND ACCEPT LOSSES!

sorry, but.....


I AM NOT A DUMB PERSON FROM THE EAST COAST! AND YES! YOU ARE ALL BULLIES! BIG FAT PIGS WHO NEED TO BE KICKED OFF!
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 13:53
*Fires 20 Nuclear Missiles, each aimed at different parts of Hataria.*

Go to hell.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:56
*Fires 20 Nuclear Missiles, each aimed at different parts of Hataria.*

Go to hell.


OOC: ah...........what??? you mad at me because I said the Truth?

GOOD! you need kicked off!
Aust
22-08-2004, 13:56
sorry, but.....


I AM NOT A DUMB PERSON FROM THE EAST COAST! AND YES! YOU ARE ALL BULLIES! BIG FAT PIGS WHO NEED TO BE KICKED OFF!
lol, big fat pigs......
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 13:58
OOC: ah...........what??? you mad at me because I said the Truth?

GOOD! you need kicked off!

Hataria- You are a noob. You can't RP worth a damn, and you godmod. Therefore, I have decided to use nuclear weapons. Have a nice apocalypse.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:58
lol, big fat pigs......


That meens you too, ASSHOLE!
Hataria
22-08-2004, 13:59
Hataria- You are a noob. You can't RP worth a damn, and you godmod. Therefore, I have decided to use nuclear weapons. Have a nice apocalypse.


I hope the Mods are seeing this. >:)
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 14:00
I'm not doing anything wrong.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:06
I'm not doing anything wrong.

Oh.......Well i can tell you what you are doing......BULLYING! and it is against the law.

Have a Nice law suit.
Dimmimar
22-08-2004, 14:08
I've posted a url link to this thread in Moderation.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:11
I've posted a url link to this thread in Moderation.

OOC: thank you *Hugs Dimmimar*
Kelonian States
22-08-2004, 14:11
I hope the mods are seeing this!
That meens you too, ASSHOLE!

Hataria, you are the one flaming. Bullying does not come into it.
Everyone, let him flame all he wants, but don't flame back. His childishness knows no bounds, and there really is no point trying to RP with him either, if he won't play fair. He can't scream bullying if you leave him alone entirely, and that's probably the best thing to do.

Let the mods deal with it, and just add him to your ignore lists. That feature's the best thing about the new forums - you should try it out sometime. (I've only taken him off mine because it's just funny... :p)
Dregruk
22-08-2004, 14:12
Uh, Hataria? You do know that the Mods won't exactly be ecstatic about your "You are all big fat pigs and bullies! Go to hell!" Out bursts, right?
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 14:14
Oh.......Well i can tell you what you are doing......BULLYING! and it is against the law.

Have a Nice law suit.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hold on, let me catch my breath.

Okay, good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, that's good.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:17
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hold on, let me catch my breath.

Okay, good.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh god, that's good.

OOC: shut up, quit Bullying, and get back to RPing
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 14:18
I'm not bullying. I'm teaching you a lesson.
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 14:19
OOC: OK...you're a prick. Now go away before I remove you from the map of the globe and use you as a Naval Base.

Actually, I think I will use you as a Naval Base.

IC: Thanks to the heavy fortification and presence of three Naval Infantry Divisions, plus carrier-borne aircraft, plus the supporting guns of four Battleships offshore, the DPUO soldiers were able to repel the Hatarians, taking only 300 losses in the process, mostly due to close 16in shell explosions. The Naval Infantry armour swept in to mop up the remaining Hatarians, enclosing them in a pincer movement easily accomplished thanks to their tactical ineptitude, and then returned to base. Meanwhile construction crews continued rebuilding the port facilities.

Official statement:

"We now see that the Hatarians are in essence war-loving idiots, and are thus going to take over the Hatarian Government, disband their military, and use the country as a Naval base facility in the Pacific. All our allies and civilian shipping are welcome to this facility. Hopefully in time a sensible Hatarian Government can be set up."

Meanwhile, a convoy consisting of the former forces in Libya set off westward. They would traverse the Panama Canal and eventually become based in Hataria.
Dregruk
22-08-2004, 14:22
RPing?! This is RPing?!

RPs are a group of 2 or more reasonable people who work together to produce an entertaining read! This is more of you screaming at everyone who points out what's happened, then ignoring everything that you don't like.

*Wonders why he bothers trying*
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 14:22
OOC: shut up, quit Bullying, and get back to RPing

ooc: How have I bullied you? I have never fired even a single shot at you. You start these threads and immediately start flaming people when they point out what ridiculous godmodding you're engaging in. I made an IC post, and you haven't responded even a little bit to it.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:23
OK...you're a prick. Now go away before I remove you from the map of the globe and use you as a Naval Base.

Actually, I think I will use you as a Naval Base.

Thanks to the heavy fortification and presence of three Naval Infantry Divisions, plus carrier-borne aircraft, plus the supporting guns of four Battleships offshore, the DPUO soldiers were able to repel the Hatarians, taking only 300 losses in the process, mostly due to close 16in shell explosions. The Naval Infantry armour swept in to mop up the remaining Hatarians, enclosing them in a pincer movement easily accomplished thanks to their tactical ineptitude, and then returned to base. Meanwhile construction crews continued rebuilding the port facilities.

GODMOD! GODMOD! I Got you doing a Godmod! you didn't let me Defen my self!
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 14:25
GODMOD! GODMOD! I Got you doing a Godmod! you didn't let me Defen my self!

ooc: You attacked him, he defended himself. He took losses. He repelled your forces, he didn't say anything about how many died. He didn't godmod at all.
Dregruk
22-08-2004, 14:26
In the DPUO controled part of hataria, 562,899 Hatarians, from the HLF (Hatarian Liberaeion Front attack The DPUO Sronghold, useing 120 Tanks, 500 War Mammoths, and a will to overthrow the Invaders. They attack and hit hard!

OOC: it is over! you are about to be thrown out!

The Fames of Rebelion rise Higher, All Hatarians start rebeling against the Invaders. In West Hataria, The Western Army of Freedom starts a Gerillra War against The ITD. in CM control Hataria, Rebels start hunting and Killing The Missisippians who they call "Animals".

And I take it this is sensible, thought provoking, epic RPing?
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:27
ooc: You attacked him, he defended himself. He took losses. He repelled your forces, he didn't say anything about how many died. He didn't godmod at all.

well, he didn't let me defend myself from his Conter-attack.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 14:29
well, he didn't let me defend myself from his Conter-attack.

ooc: What the fuck are you talking about? He just repulsed your attackers. He didn't counterattack you.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 14:29
Hataria, your country is now a pile of radioactive slag. I nuked it. Deal with it.
Dregruk
22-08-2004, 14:30
That's it, I give up. I'm going to shut up before I get accused of god-only-knows-what.

*Counts down to the imminent deletion...*
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:34
The Rebelion hits hard in Western Hataria, where it turns in to Terrorism to end the rule of the forginers. Bombs blow up near enemy Bases.

The DPUO may have defeated the attack, but it is not the end, with the cries of Freedom, Even Civilians start killing DPUO troops in a Grellila war, cuting off their heads.

The Rebel Leaders soon plan a Offense against the invaders, this time killing the Enemy leaders, in a attack on Hataropoils it self.

OOC: I hope you guys like a fight, BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KICK YOU OUT OF HATARIA FOREVER!
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 14:34
Alright then, defend from this laddie.

Current position: Base are approx. rectangular, Length 5 miles, Breadth 3.2 miles.

Forces in area: Three Naval Infantry Divisions (Soviet Motor-Rifle Divisions but with Marines training), two Soyuz-class BBNs, about 24 destroyers of types Udaloy-II and Sovremennyy-II, and one aircraft carrier (Kuznetsov-II), carrying 34 Su-33Bs and 12 Yak-41M2s.

Defences: Barbed wire, anti-tank spikes etc, dug in AT guns (2A45 (http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/row/2a45.htm)) every 500m, MG positions (KORD 12.7mm MG), one every 200m.

Weapons: AK-103s, PKM GPMGs, grenades, RPG-27s, AT-15 "Saxhorn" ATGMs (one every 800m), T-90M tanks, 12 Mi-24VU helicopters, BMP-3M IFVs, 2S1 122mm howitzers, 2S9 120mm gun/mortars.

Defending forces come under fire from all sides. Enemy tanks are engaged by AT guns, ATGWs, and tanks. Helicopters ordered to engage enemy tanks and infantry. Fire support from Battleships and artillery called in.

Losses thus far: 22 men, 2 tanks, 4 AT guns, 4 AT-15s.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 14:38
Must I use Sarin?
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 14:39
I'd rather ya didn't man. I can handle him alone. Anyway, I have 12 SSMs available (SS-26) which can carry anything from an HE to an N, B or C warhead.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:40
Part of the plan to recapture Hataropoils is Captureing a DPUO air field, with the planes, with the Planes captured The Rebels can use them to bomb the DPUO Bases near Hataropoils.

in Western Hataria, Hatarian Freedom Fighters attack The Main ITD forces in the Western Captial, even the People inside the city attack ITD troops.

The Rebelion was going to end the rule of the Invaders forever.
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 14:42
I'm a patient man. But not this patient. I will give you ONE chance. Surrender or I haul out the big guns.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 14:44
Yes, or I will set Hataria on fire again.
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 14:46
And can we get a map?
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 14:50
General frequency message from the Imperial capital of Sdaeriji


TO: Hatarian Liberation Front and Hatarian occupation forces
FROM: Chairwoman Sedia Adiesa, IDC, Sdaeriji


Now that fighting has broken out between the Hatarian occupiers and the HLF, the Imperial Dominion would just like to reiterate, for all involved parties, the recent Imperial statement from our most illustrious Chairman Ilsuo Santite, regarding the current conflict.


This is an official message from the desk of the Chairman of the Imperial Dominion, Ilsuo Santite. This is a warning to the Hatarian Liberation Front currently engaging in guerilla actions in DPUO-controlled, CM-controlled, and ITD-controlled sections of Hataria and Hatarian Mammalia. While we officially support the attempts by these people in reestablishing the sovereignty of Hataria, we would like you unofficially to know that the Imperial Dominion is fed up with the antics of the people of Hataria. You have for too long been a rogue nation, a blight upon the international community. Your actions are reprehensible, and from now on, intolerable. While officially, the Imperial Dominion is neutral in this latest conflict, consider yourself warned: Any aggression against the Imperial Dominion, whether it be direct or indirect, accidental or on purpose, will be treated as an act of war against the Imperial Dominion itself. We will bring a weight to bear upon your nation unlike the horrors you have already suffered. If you act against Sdaeriji in any way, shape, or form, we will reign terror down on Hataria that will make the recent wars enviable by comparisson. You have no chance to win a war against the Imperial Dominion, and you would be incredibly naive to believe you could. This is your one and only warning. Do not cross the Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji again.

I would just like to elaborate on this recent warning. This warning goes for all involved parties. Any action taken against Sdaerijian holdings in the area, or Sdaerijian citizens overseas, whether they be accidental or not, will be percieved as an act of war against the Imperial Dominion, and will be treated as such. The Hatarian conflict has been a threat to international security for too long, and if the occupying forces and the HLF cannot maintain some semblance of sanity in this war, then the Imperial military will step in and ensure the safety of the Dominion. This is the only warning that will be given. We demand acknowledgement of this statement from all involved parties immediately.

Chairwoman Sedia Adiesa
Imperial Defense Commission
Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:51
I'm a patient man. But not this patient. I will give you ONE chance. Surrender or I haul out the big guns.

FACE IT! it is over for you.....your rule over Hataria is over, it is a Rebelion, if you attack with nukes, you will only make the rebelion grow till one day, your Leader's Head is Cut off, in his own Nation!

It is over! your rule is gone, you are being kicked out.

Have a nice day, BAKA!
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 14:54
Of course, we acknowledge and understand this statement. Do you have any personnel in the area of our base? If so, would you like us to move them?

Meanwhile...

Hatarian rebel attacks were becoming more effective, ironically against supply convoys attempting to help the Hatarians. With a sigh of deep disgust the Major-General in charge of the operation decided it was time to go on the offensive, and ordered the Naval Infantry divisions to move toward Hataropolis, backed up by carrier-borne aircraft. The rumble of tanks began to fill the countryside as the armour ground ponderously toward its' destination.

Hatarian rebels! Your actions are causing harm to your own people far more than to us. Surrender now and we will not destroy you and will let you go back to your homes.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 14:55
ooc: *sigh*

ic:

What rebellion. Everything is peaceful here. We have 2.5 million government forces present here that would easily quell rebellions of that nature. We also have constant constant air flyovers which would destroy rebel citizens with little regard. I don't know what rebellion you are talking about.
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 14:56
Does anyone else think I ought to just ignore this prat and continue building the bases?
Greenmanbry
22-08-2004, 14:59
OOC - My oh my.. AMF has just been dethroned by Hataria.. Hataria is now the best roleplayer on Nationstates. :rolleyes:

IC -

The Minister of the Interior was conveying all recent news to the President on his sickbed..

When he was briefed on the Hataria incident, he sighed.. He will not bother the President with this nonsense!

The Minister of the Interior sends his best wishes to DontPissUsOff, and has ordered a C-130 Hercules to drop two tons of flowers on the nation of Hataria, along with his best wishes that its population rest in peace for eternity.

Later, the cost of the C-130 trip was calculated, and turned out to be too high.. Hataria is not worth wasting all that fuel and beautiful flowers..

A simple "Rest in Peace" telegram would suffice.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 14:59
Of course, we acknowledge and understand this statement. Do you have any personnel in the area of our base? If so, would you like us to move them?

Meanwhile...

Hatarian rebel attacks were becoming more effective, ironically against supply convoys attempting to help the Hatarians. With a sigh of deep disgust the Major-General in charge of the operation decided it was time to go on the offensive, and ordered the Naval Infantry divisions to move toward Hataropolis, backed up by carrier-borne aircraft. The rumble of tanks began to fill the countryside as the armour ground ponderously toward its' destination.

Hatarian rebels! Your actions are causing harm to your own people far more than to us. Surrender now and we will not destroy you and will let you go back to your homes.

Sorry, I am kicking you out! and to the other nations in hataria, your rule is over!

HATARIA FOR THE HATARIANS!
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 15:05
Of course, we acknowledge and understand this statement. Do you have any personnel in the area of our base? If so, would you like us to move them?


Encoded message from the Imperial capital of Sdaeriji


TO: DPUO Military Command
FROM: Sedia Adiesa, IDC, Sdaeriji


No, that is quite alright. The Imperial Dominion will not change her global tactics just because some simpletons from Hataria are unhappy under their current regime. This was simply a general warning for all involved parties that the Imperial Dominion is tired of the Hatarian conflict interfering with our plans in the region. Obviously, this threat was directed less at the occupying forces, whom the Dominion has nothing but the highest respect for, and more towards the HLF, who indiscriminately conducts military operations without consideration for neutral nations. But thank you for your offer. The Imperial Dominion appreciates it, but refuses to bend over to the savages of the HLF. However, our threat still stands. If any Imperial property, citizenry, or territory is attacked, the Dominion is ready to intervene fully in order to secure her interests. If this means engaging occupation forces, so be it. We hope, of course, that it does not come to such an event, but Sdaeriji is prepared for every contingency.

Chairwoman Sedia Adiesa
Imperial Defense Commission
Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 15:07
General frequency message from the Imperial capital of Sdaeriji


TO: Hatarian Liberation Front and Hatarian occupation forces
FROM: Chairwoman Sedia Adiesa, IDC, Sdaeriji


Now that fighting has broken out between the Hatarian occupiers and the HLF, the Imperial Dominion would just like to reiterate, for all involved parties, the recent Imperial statement from our most illustrious Chairman Ilsuo Santite, regarding the current conflict.



I would just like to elaborate on this recent warning. This warning goes for all involved parties. Any action taken against Sdaerijian holdings in the area, or Sdaerijian citizens overseas, whether they be accidental or not, will be percieved as an act of war against the Imperial Dominion, and will be treated as such. The Hatarian conflict has been a threat to international security for too long, and if the occupying forces and the HLF cannot maintain some semblance of sanity in this war, then the Imperial military will step in and ensure the safety of the Dominion. This is the only warning that will be given. We demand acknowledgement of this statement from all involved parties immediately.

Chairwoman Sedia Adiesa
Imperial Defense Commission
Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji

I understand and agree, but the same goes for ITD civilians. Because Western Hataria is a part of the empire, ITD is at a defacto state of war with Hataria.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 15:12
360 Fuel missiles were launched 1 minute ago and should reach their targets in Hataria within 5 minutes.

ooc: This is the first time ITD has ever used a missile. Hataria, you ARE PUSHING IT! Disband this rebellion, or I may go nuclear.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:17
The Plan of attack against the DPUO forces in Hataria was to attack Bases with Gerlallia Troops inside the City, the Main Force, 679,000 Ground Troops, 145 Tank Divisions, and 234 Planes from Hiden Rebel Bases in the North, would attack and Trap the DPUO Forces.

The attack on the City it self was to happen soon, without help from Outside Bases, The DPUO Forces would have to give up or face the end.


OOC: these are serect plans, do not IC them.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:21
360 Fuel missiles were launched 1 minute ago and should reach their targets in Hataria within 5 minutes.

ooc: This is the first time ITD has ever used a missile. Hataria, you ARE PUSHING IT! Disband this rebellion, or I may go nuclear.

NO! I am not lisening to you

FOR FREEDOM! DEATH TO THE INVADERS!
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 15:22
OK, 234 TDs is a godmode, pure and simple. Hataria is now ignored. I suggest the rest of you do likewise.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 15:25
NO! I am not lisening to you

FOR FREEDOM! DEATH TO THE INVADERS!

So. You ignore our attacks, but expect us to accept yours. No, that will not do. You are a godmodder who won't accept defeat, even when it is bashing you in the face with a brick. I hereby deny your existance. You never were.
DontPissUsOff
22-08-2004, 15:27
Well done. Anyway. Since nothing ever happened, I shall continue building work. I like Naval bases.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:27
So. You ignore our attacks, but expect us to accept your. No, that will not do. You are a godmodder who won't accept defeat, even when it is bashing you in the face with a brick. I hereby deny your existance. You never were.

HA! HA! I defay you! it is over, you lose! Hataria is going to be free!
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:29
Well done. Anyway. Since nothing ever happened, I shall continue building work. I like Naval bases.

Sorry to bust your bubble, the Rebelion is still on. it is your end.
Hogsweat
22-08-2004, 15:31
Hataria: Noones bullied you. You have godmodded, they have told you so, and you have refused to accept and shouted at them, provoking a retaliation.
IC


We will not recognise Hataria as a sovereign nation if it wins its freedom
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 15:34
HA! HA! I defay you! it is over, you lose! Hataria is going to be free!

Still going at it?
Western Hataria Is Mine!

Power levels dropped all over the empire today, as the Emperor launched a newly designed weapon that renders other nations useless and devoid, completely inert. The Emperor names this new weapon the Ignore Cannon. Immediately after firing the weapon, the Empire noticed a sudden rise in the stock market, gas prices hold steadily at $1.34 a gallon.

IGNORED
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 15:34
ooc: Hataria, how about having my nation annex all the lands that were formerly Hataria and Hatarian Mammalia, reunifying and reconstructing them under the umbrella of the Empire of Sdaeriji, and then allowing rule to return to the natives. Of course, I would demand the immediate surrender and disarmament of the HLF, but you would be given rule of your nations within 25 years at the most. Let me know. It certainly would be preferable to getting crushed by the alliance again.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 15:37
ooc: Hataria, how about having my nation annex all the lands that were formerly Hataria and Hatarian Mammalia, reunifying and reconstructing them under the umbrella of the Empire of Sdaeriji, and then allowing rule to return to the natives. Of course, I would demand the immediate surrender and disarmament of the HLF, but you would be given rule of your nations within 25 years at the most. Let me know. It certainly would be preferable to getting crushed by the alliance again.


You would have to leave W Hataria out of those plans, it is a part of my empire, my land.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 15:41
ooc: It's so much more quieter in here without Hataria bogging down the thread. :)
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:41
The People of Hataropoils soon started leaveing the city, within Minutes, everyone, but the Gerllilias were gone.

Out side, The Rebel Army came in to view, surounding the city, and the DPUO Troops.

The First Rebel Planes also appeared, They were Bi-Planes, good for attacking Ground Troops, The others, mosty Bombers were coming soon. The Biplanes attacked the DPUO Troops, with help from The Tanks and Cannons.

The Battle had begun.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 15:42
You would have to leave W Hataria out of those plans, it is a part of my empire, my land.

ooc: In the interests of shutting him the hell up, I'm sure that my nation could convince your nation to part with Western Hataria. I could very richly compensate you.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 15:43
The People of Hataropoils soon started leaveing the city, within Minutes, everyone, but the Gerllilias were gone.

Out side, The Rebel Army came in to view, surounding the city, and the DPUO Troops.

The First Rebel Planes also appeared, They were Bi-Planes, good for attacking Ground Troops, The others, mosty Bombers were coming soon. The Biplanes attacked the DPUO Troops, with help from The Tanks and Cannons.

The Battle had begun.

WOULD YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO MY FUCKING POSTS?!?!?!?
Hippie States
22-08-2004, 15:45
The People's Republic of Hippie States is watching the events that are unfolding in Hataria with amusement. It makes good for TV (or at least better than what HNN (Hippie News Network) normally runs).
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:46
WOULD YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO MY FUCKING POSTS?!?!?!?

OOC:I am. and after I finnsh kicking DPUO and CM out, you and ITD are next
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 15:47
I am redeploying 300,000 troops to Hataria.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 15:48
OOC:I am. and after I finnsh kicking DPUO and CM out, you and ITD are next

ooc: What does that mean, I'm next? I'm not even in your country. Do you intend to invade my nation? Because that will surely be a treat.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:50
ooc: What does that mean, I'm next? I'm not even in your country. Do you intend to invade my nation? Because that will surely be a treat.


I am talking about your troops in Hataria. The ones you have there already.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 15:52
I am talking about your troops in Hataria. The ones you have there already.

ooc: I have no troops in any of your territories. I simply threatened to intervene if any of my interests were put at risk.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:53
ooc: I have no troops in any of your territories. I simply threatened to intervene if any of my interests were put at risk.

oh........................
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 15:57
Hataria, you have exactly 24 NS hours to surrender. Otherwise, My troops will shoot all of your citizens that we come across.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 15:59
The People of Hataropoils soon started leaveing the city, within Minutes, everyone, but the Gerllilias were gone.

Out side, The Rebel Army came in to view, surounding the city, and the DPUO Troops.

The First Rebel Planes also appeared, They were Bi-Planes, good for attacking Ground Troops, The others, mosty Bombers were coming soon. The Biplanes attacked the DPUO Troops, with help from The Tanks and Cannons.

The Battle had begun.

The Tanks bombard The enemy with help from Cannons and Biplanes. Infantry Stands its ground for any enemy attack.

The Bombers appear and start bombing The DPUO Troops, a few MiGs attack, Fireing Missiles at the enemy.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:02
Hataria, you have exactly 24 NS hours to surrender. Otherwise, My troops will shoot all of your citizens that we come across.

OOC: Hey, Stupid! it is a rebelion, Shooting Civilians will make the Rebelion grow.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 16:03
OOC: Hey, Stupid! it is a rebelion, Shooting Civilians will make the Rebelion grow.

ooc: Not if he shoots them all. And it's his decision anyway, regardless of the intelligence of such a manuever (and it is fairly stupid).
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:03
OOC: How about....no. Given the average maturity level of your country, when we start mass executions, your country will have the bejesus scared out of them.
Kroton
22-08-2004, 16:08
OOC: How about....no. Given the average maturity level of your country, when we start mass executions, your country will have the bejesus scared out of them.


Kroton is sending 400,000 Troops to help free Hataria and stop any attack on Civilians

a Blockade is declare around Hataria.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:09
Bringing out the puppets, eh?

*Fires Sixteen nuclear missiles at Kroton.*

Such a waste.
Dumpsterdam
22-08-2004, 16:09
Kroton is sending 400,000 Troops to help free Hataria and stop any attack on Civilians

a Blockade is declare around Hataria.

OC: Well that counts as invading the colonies and well, I don't think the nations will like that...besides you have to get those half a million troops there first, wich is gona be difficult with no airfields or ports to land and unload troops.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:12
OC: Well that counts as invading the colonies and well, I don't think the nations will like that...besides you have to get those half a million troops there first, wich is gona be difficult with no airfields or ports to land and unload troops.

it is called a Invasion.......that meens captureing ports.
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 16:14
ooc: If he's using his puppets, can I?
Dumpsterdam
22-08-2004, 16:15
It is called a invasion, that means capturing ports.

Well, go ahead...not that you'll get very far(bin reading this from the start people and I still can't stop laughing) but be my guest.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:15
*Sevarisian 6th Fleet moves to intercept the taskforce.*
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:16
Kroton isn't a puppet. ask everyone in the west Pacific
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:17
OOC: yo! DPUO! reply to the attack.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:17
Lies. No one in their right mind would defend Hataria.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:19
Lies. No one in their right mind would defend Hataria.

Once Hataria is Freed, I am coming after you.
Hippie States
22-08-2004, 16:19
it is called a Invasion.......that meens captureing ports.

The fact that you are replying to a post directed to Koroton (or whatever it is) is likely a byproduct of Koroton being a puppet nation.

*pops popcorn and watches thread*
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:20
Once Hataria is Freed, I am coming after you.

We will bury you. You have no chance of winning.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:22
We will bury you. You have no chance of winning.

OOC: that is what the Redcoats said about the Americans, and look what happened to them.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:24
OOC: Yes, but my nation has the benefit of having people of intelligence. We also have the benefit of not being a nuclear wasteland. You couldn't even land on our shores.

P.S.- REDCOATS REFERS TO BRITISH DURING THE REVOLUTION- NOT SOVIETS
Sdaeriji
22-08-2004, 16:25
ooc: I'm done with this. Apparently, according to Myrth, I'm the only one who's flamed on this thread, probably for my little bolded size 29 outburst there. I don't need to get deleted for this crap. Au revoir.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:26
OOC: Yes, but my nation has the benefit of having people of intelligence. We also have the benefit of not being a nuclear wasteland. You couldn't even land on our shores.

P.S.- REDCOATS REFERS TO BRITISH DURING THE REVOLUTION- NOT SOVIETS


I was talking about the British you Moron.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 16:29
Ah, brining your silly little puppet into the game.

Another power surge occured today as the ignore cannon was fired a second time. The Emperor noted the impudence of Hataria and Kroton, as the primary reasons for the second firing. Gas prices fell 10 cents and bald men across the nation experienced a sudden renewal in hairgrowth.

Ignoring you is good for the health of my citizens, Hataria.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:30
I was talking about the British you Moron.

"We will bury you" is a quote from Nikita Kruschev....Soviet Premier from 1953-1965.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:31
I am Contuneing the Rebelion, and after DPUO is out, I am going to attack CM's Part of MY nation
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 16:31
ONN Special Report

The camera focused in on the Reporter in modified Wolf-Class Powered armor with PRESS emblazoned across the front.

"Hello, I'm Arnold Vaghun of The Order Network News. I'm reporting to you from the remains of a nation known as Hataria, and their former capitol, Hataropoils. The nation has been under the rule of several others for some time now, after their firm defeat through a series of ill-thought wars. Hearing reports of vicious fighting suddenly breaking out, despite the peace and newfound prosperity under the new governments, My team and I were sent to investigate. What we found will most certianly amaze....shock, and possibly even surprise you."

"ONN Proudly presents....THE HATARIAN REBELLION!"

The camera cuts to a view of a peaceful city, prosperous despite the previous vicious war. The reporter's narration began with the image. "When we first arrived, we were accosted by a group of rebels, blockading entrance to the city from foriegners. Upon our convincing them we were nothing more dangerous than a reporting team, they admitted us entry, and I quote "so that the world may see the truth and justice' of their cause."
The street in focus was empty save for five unkempt men, one carrying a stick, another a slingshot, and the other three each wearing a cardboard box, colored green and black with markers and crayons, TANK scrawled across the side in red marker. They halted the news team, and after a short exchange, the man with the stick had them follow.

The scene cut to the view of the basement of a local bar, dimly lit and dirty. The camera focused upon a scraggly man with a dirty beard and a wild look in his eyes, and an egg beater at his hip.

"Almost immediately, we were given the chance to interview the leader of the rebellion forces, who asked that we not name him for his privacy."

ONN: Hello, sir. Why is it that you've engaged in this war, despite the now prosperity of the citizens of your country?

REBEL LEADER: The foriengers! They are evil! They only want to suppress us, make us dependent upon them! We will be free!! FREE like the birds! It is my DUTY, as bestowed upon me by the GREAT ONE, to see our nation freed from the materialisim of our invaders!

ONN: ..Really. Thats a difficult calling. How did you come to realize this was your..duty?

REBEL LEADER: Well, I was eating some produce I had found in the gutter one day, a nice mushroom, when a sudden light came down! And I heard a voice...a voice telling me I had to drive out the invaders! AND THE LIGHT! and so I found some others who felt similar, and we found more of the Mushrooms Of God, which we used to communicate with The Great One to learn how we would drive out our enemy! WE WILL BE FREE!!!!

ONN: So..these Mushrooms of God, which you use to make contact with him...how do you find them? And does everyone communicate with..>The Great One this way

REBEL LEADER: Oh yes! EVERYONE who wishes to be a member must commune with the Great One as part of the initiation! We have found a compatriot, a great businessman who stayed pure of foreign influence!

ONN: So, this fellow patriot...he supplies you with your..tools. Where do you get your weapons?

REBEL LEADER: They are much like our tanks, the Great One shows them to us, and we must ready them for battle. Our tanks are mighty, our rifles powerful! Our knives sharp! The rebel leader, at this, held up his Whisk in a challenging jesture.

ONN: How many people would you say have joined your rebellion?

REBEL LEADER: At least ten have joined The Cause now, here directly! But The Great One and my Fellow Patriot both assure me there are more elsewhere, also serving the Cause!

ONN: So, there are other cells? Have you gotten to visit them?

REBEL LEADER: Of course not! I cannot leave my place of Duty! It would anger the Cause, and make us fail in our righteous war against the invaders!

ONN: Well thank you for your time, Sir.

The Cameras faded again, and cut back to the Armored Journalist, strolling through the streets. The Narrative resumed.

"While we were there, another five joined the...Rebellion, bringing their powerful...tanks into the city." A pair of men walked down the street, wearing a single refridgerator box and carrying a pair of water guns. "This is one of their Super Tanks, capable of...well, just watch."

The camera followed the tank, as they crawled, scrambled, and slipped their way over a police car. The officers, fallen aback in what could only be horror at the wide mouthed, red-faced, squinting expressions they wore, struggled to regain their composure. They set upon the tank, and were mercilessly attacked by the heavy guns carried by it. A random Hatarian with a similar unkempt look to the rebels started waving an old torn Hataria flag in front of the camera, obstructing the view.

"To truly understand the rebellion, however, we must visit one of the major forces behind it, a local Drug Lord who'd also like to remain unnamed."


The scene cut to a view of a man in a purple suit wearing many gold chains and enough rings to inhibit the movement of his fingers.

ONN: Thank you for agreeing to see us, Mr. Drug Lord.

DRUG LORD: My pleasure! Good for business, this, and gets my face out for advertisement.

ONN: You've recently begun supplying a 'rebellion' with hallucenogenic mushrooms, or so reports say..Can you confirm this?

DRUG LORD: Oh yes, I will confirm that. I'm making a fair amount off it, too, now.

ONN: How did you assemble this 'rebellion' in the first place?

DRUG LORD: Well, I found a few bums on the street and gave them the 'shrooms. I proceeded to tell them in their hallucination that they were to engage in war against the invaders, and attack the convoys delivering supplies to support the people.

ONN: So, you make your money by marketing the stolen supplies.

DRUG LORD: More or less, as well as protections to ensure the Rebellion doesnt...harm any local businesses.

ONN: How do you explain their use of..tanks.

DRUG LORD: Keep them well medicated with a few other goodies, LSD, Acid, Coke, and they'll believe that my refridgerator is a spaceship.

ONN: And how do you justify this...rebellion.

DRUG LORD: It makes me money, and who am I to care if a bunch of drugged up, hallucinating fools think they're waging a war against their imagined oppressors.

ONN: Thank you for you time, Sir.

The scene cut back to the Armored Journalist, a view of the local police hosing down one of the 'tank teams' with a high-pressure firehose.

"Behind me is one of the great firefights of this battle so far!" He said, yelling above the sound of the rushing water.

"The rebels attacked a candy truck this afternoon, and the police quickly responded, with assistance from the fire department. When they arrived on the scene, they were ambushed by rebels throwing rocks and sticks, screaming, and I quote, 'freedom, freedom for Hataria, freedom for us all', endquote. The police returned fire with new less-than-lethal methods, rubber bullets and stun-bags. To combat the tank, the fire department unleashed their high-pressure water line, which left the tank lying in ruin. The rebels are being apprehended as I speak now."


The scene changed to the reporter without his helmet on, and a view of the city behind him again. "And there you have it, folks. The Hatarian Rebellion, conjoured up by a Drug Lord and a handful of bums hopped up on LSD, Crack and mushrooms. Their 'massive armies of disgruntled citizens' are nothing more than a handful of men with sticks and kitchen impliments, wearing cardboard boxes to make their tanks. Truly a sad state of affairs, when a rebellion turns to being such a poor joke.

This is Arnold Vaghun of Order Network News, signing off. Thank you, and Goodnight."

Please Catch us next week for the Special Report, "Allanea's Economy: Fact or Fiction"!
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:33
"We will bury you" is a quote from Nikita Kruschev....Soviet Premier from 1953-1965.

oh......and I know who Kruschev was.
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:33
I had reason to doubt that. You seem to have the intelligence of an 8-year old.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:35
ONN Special Report

The camera focused in on the Reporter in modified Wolf-Class Powered armor with PRESS emblazoned across the front.

"Hello, I'm Arnold Vaghun of The Order Network News. I'm reporting to you from the remains of a nation known as Hataria, and their former capitol, Hataropoils. The nation has been under the rule of several others for some time now, after their firm defeat through a series of ill-thought wars. Hearing reports of vicious fighting suddenly breaking out, despite the peace and newfound prosperity under the new governments, My team and I were sent to investigate. What we found will most certianly amaze....shock, and possibly even surprise you."

"ONN Proudly presents....THE HATARIAN REBELLION!"

The camera cuts to a view of a peaceful city, prosperous despite the previous vicious war. The reporter's narration began with the image. "When we first arrived, we were accosted by a group of rebels, blockading entrance to the city from foriegners. Upon our convincing them we were nothing more dangerous than a reporting team, they admitted us entry, and I quote "so that the world may see the truth and justice' of their cause."
The street in focus was empty save for five unkempt men, one carrying a stick, another a slingshot, and the other three each wearing a cardboard box, colored green and black with markers and crayons, TANK scrawled across the side in red marker. They halted the news team, and after a short exchange, the man with the stick had them follow.

The scene cut to the view of the basement of a local bar, dimly lit and dirty. The camera focused upon a scraggly man with a dirty beard and a wild look in his eyes, and an egg beater at his hip.

"Almost immediately, we were given the chance to interview the leader of the rebellion forces, who asked that we not name him for his privacy."

ONN: Hello, sir. Why is it that you've engaged in this war, despite the now prosperity of the citizens of your country?

REBEL LEADER: The foriengers! They are evil! They only want to suppress us, make us dependent upon them! We will be free!! FREE like the birds! It is my DUTY, as bestowed upon me by the GREAT ONE, to see our nation freed from the materialisim of our invaders!

ONN: ..Really. Thats a difficult calling. How did you come to realize this was your..duty?

REBEL LEADER: Well, I was eating some produce I had found in the gutter one day, a nice mushroom, when a sudden light came down! And I heard a voice...a voice telling me I had to drive out the invaders! AND THE LIGHT! and so I found some others who felt similar, and we found more of the Mushrooms Of God, which we used to communicate with The Great One to learn how we would drive out our enemy! WE WILL BE FREE!!!!

ONN: So..these Mushrooms of God, which you use to make contact with him...how do you find them? And does everyone communicate with..>The Great One this way

REBEL LEADER: Oh yes! EVERYONE who wishes to be a member must commune with the Great One as part of the initiation! We have found a compatriot, a great businessman who stayed pure of foreign influence!

ONN: So, this fellow patriot...he supplies you with your..tools. Where do you get your weapons?

REBEL LEADER: They are much like our tanks, the Great One shows them to us, and we must ready them for battle. Our tanks are mighty, our rifles powerful! Our knives sharp! The rebel leader, at this, held up his Whisk in a challenging jesture.

ONN: How many people would you say have joined your rebellion?

REBEL LEADER: At least ten have joined The Cause now, here directly! But The Great One and my Fellow Patriot both assure me there are more elsewhere, also serving the Cause!

ONN: So, there are other cells? Have you gotten to visit them?

REBEL LEADER: Of course not! I cannot leave my place of Duty! It would anger the Cause, and make us fail in our righteous war against the invaders!

ONN: Well thank you for your time, Sir.

The Cameras faded again, and cut back to the Armored Journalist, strolling through the streets. The Narrative resumed.

"While we were there, another five joined the...Rebellion, bringing their powerful...tanks into the city." A pair of men walked down the street, wearing a single refridgerator box and carrying a pair of water guns. "This is one of their Super Tanks, capable of...well, just watch."

The camera followed the tank, as they crawled, scrambled, and slipped their way over a police car. The officers, fallen aback in what could only be horror at the wide mouthed, red-faced, squinting expressions they wore, struggled to regain their composure. They set upon the tank, and were mercilessly attacked by the heavy guns carried by it. A random Hatarian with a similar unkempt look to the rebels started waving an old torn Hataria flag in front of the camera, obstructing the view.

"To truly understand the rebellion, however, we must visit one of the major forces behind it, a local Drug Lord who'd also like to remain unnamed."


The scene cut to a view of a man in a purple suit wearing many gold chains and enough rings to inhibit the movement of his fingers.

ONN: Thank you for agreeing to see us, Mr. Drug Lord.

DRUG LORD: My pleasure! Good for business, this, and gets my face out for advertisement.

ONN: You've recently begun supplying a 'rebellion' with hallucenogenic mushrooms, or so reports say..Can you confirm this?

DRUG LORD: Oh yes, I will confirm that. I'm making a fair amount off it, too, now.

ONN: How did you assemble this 'rebellion' in the first place?

DRUG LORD: Well, I found a few bums on the street and gave them the 'shrooms. I proceeded to tell them in their hallucination that they were to engage in war against the invaders, and attack the convoys delivering supplies to support the people.

ONN: So, you make your money by marketing the stolen supplies.

DRUG LORD: More or less, as well as protections to ensure the Rebellion doesnt...harm any local businesses.

ONN: How do you explain their use of..tanks.

DRUG LORD: Keep them well medicated with a few other goodies, LSD, Acid, Coke, and they'll believe that my refridgerator is a spaceship.

ONN: And how do you justify this...rebellion.

DRUG LORD: It makes me money, and who am I to care if a bunch of drugged up, hallucinating fools think they're waging a war against their imagined oppressors.

ONN: Thank you for you time, Sir.

The scene cut back to the Armored Journalist, a view of the local police hosing down one of the 'tank teams' with a high-pressure firehose.

"Behind me is one of the great firefights of this battle so far!" He said, yelling above the sound of the rushing water.

"The rebels attacked a candy truck this afternoon, and the police quickly responded, with assistance from the fire department. When they arrived on the scene, they were ambushed by rebels throwing rocks and sticks, screaming, and I quote, 'freedom, freedom for Hataria, freedom for us all', endquote. The police returned fire with new less-than-lethal methods, rubber bullets and stun-bags. To combat the tank, the fire department unleashed their high-pressure water line, which left the tank lying in ruin. The rebels are being apprehended as I speak now."


The scene changed to the reporter without his helmet on, and a view of the city behind him again. "And there you have it, folks. The Hatarian Rebellion, conjoured up by a Drug Lord and a handful of bums hopped up on LSD, Crack and mushrooms. Their 'massive armies of disgruntled citizens' are nothing more than a handful of men with sticks and kitchen impliments, wearing cardboard boxes to make their tanks. Truly a sad state of affairs, when a rebellion turns to being such a poor joke.

This is Arnold Vaghun of Order Network News, signing off. Thank you, and Goodnight."

Please Catch us next week for the Special Report, "Allanea's Economy: Fact or Fiction"!

GODMOD! IGGY HIM! IGGY HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..................*head Blows off and Nukes The Dumb ass.*
Hippie States
22-08-2004, 16:36
oh......and I know who Kruschev was.

I hope you know how Kruschev was...
Sevaris
22-08-2004, 16:36
GODMOD! IGGY HIM! IGGY HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..................*head Blows off and Nukes The Dumb ass.*

Again, the pot calling the kettle black.
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 16:40
Now now, I didnt godmode or anything. I merely stated the truth: The rebellion is nothing more than the hallucinogenic 'shroom dreams of a bunch of fools.
Hippie States
22-08-2004, 16:40
On the one hand, I want to ignore him... On the other hand, it's funny to watch...
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 16:42
Isnt it? Kinda like a moth to flame, wouldnt you say?
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:43
As The Battle of Hataropoils Contnues, other battles are happening. in Tangalee, The Main Port of Hataria. Rebel Forces attack all enemy Ships, useing small boats and Land Forces, how capture The City Hall.

Geymadeia Falls to rebel hands also, two ports, with ships.

The Western Hatarian Army attacks ITD Bases with Tanks, over The Skies of Southern Hataria, Rebel Bombers bomb enemy troops killing Civilians.

OOC: any Replys from The Bakas?
Myrth
22-08-2004, 16:43
Hataria, I'm not in any sort of position to pass judgement on your RP, but I know flaming when I see it. If you don't dissist immediately, I will issue you with a warning and lock this thread.


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Sanctaphrax
22-08-2004, 16:43
i just read this thread with no small amount of amusement.
i am interested in starting RPing and thought that i'd start small.
like blowing this idiot off the face of the Earth. if you need my help then let me know by telegram.

PR of Sanctaphrax
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:45
Hataria, I'm not in any sort of position to pass judgement on your RP, but I know flaming when I see it. If you don't dissist immediately, I will issue you with a warning and lock this thread.


http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/DrChaotica.jpg (http://www.satanstephen.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/taunt1.mp3)
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OOC: yes sir, by the way, Nice pic.
Hippie States
22-08-2004, 16:48
Isnt it? Kinda like a moth to flame, wouldnt you say?

Yes that sounds about right.


If I wasn't a pacifist nation I would nuke him for fun :D :cool:
Kelanis
22-08-2004, 16:48
OOC:
Hataria: You're dead. Stay in character.
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 16:49
As The Battle of Hataropoils Contnues, other battles are happening. in Tangalee, The Main Port of Hataria. Rebel Forces attack all enemy Ships, useing small boats and Land Forces, how capture The City Hall.

Geymadeia Falls to rebel hands also, two ports, with ships.

The Western Hatarian Army attacks ITD Bases with Tanks, over The Skies of Southern Hataria, Rebel Bombers bomb enemy troops killing Civilians.

OOC: any Replys from The Bakas?

Is Baka the only word you know? I swear, you need to come up with a new line of insults.

Now, how about if I drop 6 (yes, six) STARMOR troopers on you. I can guarantee that anything you've got couldnt stop them, and they'd proceed to tear your rebellion apart. Its not godmoding, its legal tech for me to have, since I justified it when I joined NS back in January '03, just to cut off the cries before they start. Just think...You could get a chance to be the first person since I left after the Iesus Christi Incident last year who gets to feel the wrath of my Plasma Cannons!
Or I could be nice, drop a couple hundredFenris-type armors....Armed to the teeth, yeah, you hit 'em dead on with a tank, you'll kill 'em, but I'm sure they'd finish you off rather quickly.
Needless to say, youre beat, man. You've got the majority of the world against you, and they can steam roll you if they wanted. If you just ignore them, you're going to run out of people to RP with very quickly..which means....yeah, you can take the world at will, but no one will care, because to them, it will have never have happened. And the point to the whole deal is SOMETHING HAPPENING. If no one esle acknowledges it, it means nothing.

Just some food for thought.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:52
The Rebels attack Hataropoils, The DPUO Defense is lighter, The Commanders so think the DPUO forces are heading inside the city.

The Rebel Bombers start attacking The Citys, In Hataropoils, The Gerillias look for any DPUO Troops inside the city.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 16:54
Is Baka the only word you know? I swear, you need to come up with a new line of insults.

Now, how about if I drop 6 (yes, six) STARMOR troopers on you. I can guarantee that anything you've got couldnt stop them, and they'd proceed to tear your rebellion apart. Its not godmoding, its legal tech for me to have, since I justified it when I joined NS back in January '03, just to cut off the cries before they start. Just think...You could get a chance to be the first person since I left after the Iesus Christi Incident last year who gets to feel the wrath of my Plasma Cannons!
Or I could be nice, drop a couple hundredFenris-type armors....Armed to the teeth, yeah, you hit 'em dead on with a tank, you'll kill 'em, but I'm sure they'd finish you off rather quickly.
Needless to say, youre beat, man. You've got the majority of the world against you, and they can steam roll you if they wanted. If you just ignore them, you're going to run out of people to RP with very quickly..which means....yeah, you can take the world at will, but no one will care, because to them, it will have never have happened. And the point to the whole deal is SOMETHING HAPPENING. If no one esle acknowledges it, it means nothing.

Just some food for thought.

This is a Modern Tech/Past Tech RP.
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 16:56
And I'm a modern tech nation. Say hello to The Order, who's been around longer than you.
Hippie States
22-08-2004, 16:57
OOC:
Stay in character.

OOC: oops, was that directed at me?

:(
Hataria
22-08-2004, 17:01
The Fall of Tangalee is a Victory for the Rebels, like Geymadeia's fall, The Two Ports are now in Hatarian hands

another Port city, Kuan, falls also. with the attacks on ports in CM controled Hataria and DPUO controled Hataria. Rebel ships start tradeing with Nutral nations.

The Merchant Ships are armed, to protect them against enemy ships.

OOC: I am Winning! YAY!
Hippie States
22-08-2004, 17:03
The Fall of Tangalee is a Victory for the Rebels, like Geymadeia's fall, The Two Ports are now in Hatarian hands

another Port city, Kuan, falls also. with the attacks on ports in CM controled Hataria and DPUO controled Hataria. Rebel ships start tradeing with Nutral nations.

The Merchant Ships are armed, to protect them against enemy ships.

OOC: I am Winning! YAY!

OOC: But have you noticed that you are the only one really fighting?

Edit: and that you are GodModing as well?
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 17:04
No one's fighting you, man. They're ignoring your little war.
Hataria
22-08-2004, 17:06
I am not giveing up the fight for freedom! and I am winning :P
Dumpsterdam
22-08-2004, 17:06
I am not giveing up the fight for freedom! and I am winning :P

Playing by yourself and winning, well thats fun.
Kelonian States
22-08-2004, 17:07
I am not giveing up the fight for freedom! and I am winning :P

You always win, because you godmod and don't accept losses. ever.
There's no pride in winning when you make it impossible to lose.

Think about it.
The BlackWolf Order
22-08-2004, 17:10
Pardon the language, but all youre really doing is an exercise in mental/written masturbation. By doing this yourself, you dont really change anything. An RP is when you've got two or more people writing a story...its just you, and Godmoding includes changing things that belong to other people...and your nation has been divvied up and belongs to other people now.

Sorry, but you lost, and now you've lost any shred of credibility.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 17:11
I guess the only way to fight a godmodder is to godmod.

All over Hataria, machinegun turrets, mounted on planes flying over the rebel forces, begin firing at the rebels. Within 15 minutes 98 percent of the rebel forces are destroyed, lying dead in the streets.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 17:15
ooc: The ignore still stands. Your total lack of respect for the nature of this forum leads me to believe that you have no intention of being a real role player. The simple fact that you refuse to accept losses expresses your total disregard for the rules and etiquette of the Nationstates forums. Begone from my sight.
Soi-Disant
22-08-2004, 18:04
You all should have done what Canan did in his part of Hataria and poke every last native Hatarian to death with pointy sticks. That way you would not have had the pesky little rebellions popping up everywhere.
Kelanis
22-08-2004, 18:38
This message is hidden because Hataria is on your ignore list.

HAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! PWND
Troon
22-08-2004, 21:04
Sorry, this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in this forum. Kudos to The BlackWolf Order's news report...that was priceless.

I've not got the time to try and RP...but a few things, Hataria.

It's spelt Guerilla.
Capitals are used at the start of a sentence, or for proper nouns.

If you're going to post rubbish, at least post grammatically correct rubbish.