NationStates Jolt Archive

Field Marshall Runsdeltzt could hear nothing but the chirping of crickets and the cold and gentle wind blowing across the vast plains before his armoured platoon. He peered through his binoculars and could see the faint glimmer of a moderately large city, large enough to be a difficult target. His troops had landed in the dead of light on the Psovian Coastline. More forces were expected to follow. When the 3rd infantry, the 4th Armour, and the commandos arrived, he would assault the City. They had lost their artillery on the journey over in a storm. Without artillery the tanks would be doing alot of the work knocking down military buildings. Runsdeltzt let out a sigh. He chanced a look at his watch, then took out his cellphone, "This is Commander Runsdeltzt," across the hills from whence they had come they could make out transports landing, Helvitian Transports, "Stage 2 completed awaiting air strike to take city by force."

The nations of the Communist International are obliged to assist Psov through the terms of it's mutual protection treaty. Do you want to fight all of us?

I have seen Psov's list of alliances and such flaunted again and again, i am protected by Imperial Germany, and i will erradicate this socialist whore.

No, you won't. You will lose. I don't wish you harm. Just back off and leave my ally alone. You have no cause for war.

I was a member of the international and still hold my alliances with. I will support Psov and we will crush Helvitia and any other nation who dares tread on my comrade Psov. How about you come after a nation like mine Helvitia or are you to afriad to die?

Laddie, I'm already at full war readiness anyway, and if this thing against Cm doesn't work out I'll let loose all I have on you instead. That's not gonna be nice.

Commander Runsdeltzt heard the familliar sound of jets flying overhead, he closed his eyes and waited for the sound that almost always followed. A pounding sound, quickly followed by the sound of crumbling stone and brick. Screams and Alarms, he opened his eyes, the city had what looked like a halo floating over it, flame engulfing the clouds of pollution emmited from the cities many factories and incernerators. Runsdeltzt pulled out a flare gun and fired. The circling jets immediately abondoned their relentless bombing and flew away. "FOWARD!" The tanks began rolling and the infantry hopped into their transports and looked the the towering inferno they were about to enter.

Psovian Minister of Defense, Kroyolsla TKnikov, was recieving 25 phone calls cybletaneously (sp). Ranging from importance of her plumber to a bombing of the city of Quidsgerv. Quidsgerv was a small and remote city, almost comepletely strategically unimportant. The only alarming thing about it was the attack was sudden and deliberate, without justification. The Bombers had belonged to Helvitia, a minute and uknown country with just about no military, and a big opinion of itself. The Responce was of course first call the Chancellor, the Chancellor had instructed her to call the commander of the Armed Forces, WHo instructed her to deploy the national guard. Which she had done. The Guard wasn't expected to reach the city for another hour and twenty two minutes. She would have to wait and hope.

TO: Psov
FROM: CL

We can spare a the following units to help you:

1000 M6 Bradley Linebacker Tank
5000 M1A2 Abrams Tanks
1000 of The J1 Shiva Main Battle Tank
3000 T-05A Light Air-Drop Tank
569,000 Red Army Regulars

500 RAH-66 Comanche
500 AH-64 Apache
100 A-10 Thunderbolt
265 CH-47 Chinook
75 B-52H Stratofortress
25 E-3 Sentry

We will send them where ever you wish comrade. We will fight to rid the homland of these agressors.

tagged and bagged

Official Statement from the Ministry of War

The Soviet Socialist Republic demands that the pitiful nation of Helvitia adhere to these demands.

1. Remove any and all forces from Psov.
2. Compensate the government of Psov for damages caused.
3. Never again have military assets within 150 miles of Psov.

If these demands are not met, Helvitia will feel the full wrath of the Soviet Socialist Republic.

Anatoly Haton Ayudev
Minister of War

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

Touch one hair on Psov and I'll make sure the biggest export of your nation will be glass, glass, and oh... glass.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

Official Presidential Statement

Grenval will aid Psov if requested. We will provide up to one million troops and ten billion guynms for now. If the war escalates, more could potentially be provided.

President George
Ruler of Grenval

Pray now, for your gods shed their tears for you.

Helvita will adhere to hattia's demands with the exception that no compensation will be given to Psov or her allies, and Psov must allow Helvitias missionsaries into her country to try to convert her heathens.

Helvita will adhere to hattia's demands with the exception that no compensation will be given to Psov or her allies, and Psov must allow Helvitias missionsaries into her country to try to convert her heathens.

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

You're not making it any better on yourself by calling their people heathens. Let them have their grand sex orgies, we have nudism legal here, it's their right. Please leave them alone, it's sad... ...they do have grand sex orgies right?
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

You And Your Filth Disgust Me, You Speak with Vulgarity and no trace of Honour. Psov and other godless communist nations must remember that the righteous will always prevail over them. My Offer Stands. Otherwise i will begin chemical and biological operations in Psov.

You And Your Filth Disgust Me, You Speak with Vulgarity and no trace of Honour. Psov and other godless communist nations must remember that the righteous will always prevail over them. My Offer Stands. Otherwise i will begin chemical and biological operations in Psov.

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

Did you know the Island of Rose is mostly Roman Catholic, and most of the Catholics are nudist? My, you need to work on your History...
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

As a minister of the Reichstag of The German Empire (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/23382/page=display_region/region=the_german_empire) (Which was Imperial Germany, we moved in case you haven't heard) I confirm the fact that Helvitia is not supported by the Imperial Government of his Majesty, Kaiser Wilhelm II.

I also condemn the fact that Helvitia claims this, considering that the nation of Helvitia came from a Nazi region when The German Empire is not favorable to Nazis, and furthermore Helvitia has never made any sort of effort of involvement in the region of the German Empire, nor has he registered on our forum.

And personally I would like to laugh at his name, for Helvitia is the precursor to Switzerland. It seems rather ironic that he is waging a war.


~Obsterleutnant Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck, minister of the Reichstag of The German Empire

Official Message from the Island of Rose:

Well, well, well Mr. Pipiman, you are now alone. Just pay reperations to Psov and we can forget this has happened. Or... we will make your major export glass. And no he doesn't have to allow missionaries.
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

TO THE KINGDOM OF HELVITIA

Standby....


I will also have the now probably thoroughly embarrased Kingdom of Helvitia Know that Psov has it's own denomination of Christianity and it's people are extremely devout to it.Stop. Also I will have them Know that Psov never waged a holy war and would be disgraced to do so.Stop. There is no Reason for you to be destroyed for your misjudgement, even if it is severe misjudgment.Stop. Please withdraw your troops immediately If you do not wish to be occupied.Stop

FROM THE ARMED REPUBLIC OF PSOV

You And Your Filth Disgust Me, You Speak with Vulgarity and no trace of Honour. Psov and other godless communist nations must remember that the righteous will always prevail over them. My Offer Stands. Otherwise i will begin chemical and biological operations in Psov.

If bio/chemical weapons are used against Psov, The Soviet Socialist Republic will respond with appropriate force...

(IE: Nuclear weaponry)

Georg Kindt had been working in the Royal Araments Office for only 1 month. At first he thought it would be exciting to work in the silos but a launch was extremely rare of course and he hadn't seen uch action. He sat reclined in his office chair trying to make his pencil look like rubber when the red phone on his desk started ringing he picked up and the voice of his head of office responded in a hushed voice, "Incindentarary Missles, Launce in 3 minutes, target Psov's capitol." He hung up. georg looked to his left where the enourmous red button sit flashing, it was like something out of the movies, he had never expected to push it, he called maitenance over the intercom "this is the royal arms Office lieutenant Kindt, prepare for launch." He then pulled the silo action lever, broke the glass, and pushed the button. "missle one is away!"

Georg Kindt had been working in the Royal Araments Office for only 1 month. At first he thought it would be exciting to work in the silos but a launch was extremely rare of course and he hadn't seen uch action. He sat reclined in his office chair trying to make his pencil look like rubber when the red phone on his desk started ringing he picked up and the voice of his head of office responded in a hushed voice, "Incindentarary Missles, Launce in 3 minutes, target Psov's capitol." He hung up. georg looked to his left where the enourmous red button sit flashing, it was like something out of the movies, he had never expected to push it, he called maitenance over the intercom "this is the royal arms Office lieutenant Kindt, prepare for launch." He then pulled the silo action lever, broke the glass, and pushed the button. "missle one is away!"

A Rosian SAM site activated. An ally was being attacked. The SDI of TIOR was set up so that any allies would be protected. It rose from the underground, don't want to litter the cost with ugly SAM sites. It fired, it fired a missle.

Meanwhile in an ICBM site, they had an order. Launch an ICBM, non-nuclear, towards the missle heading towards Psov... God only knows if it's too late...

OOC: Oy... why are you attacking him anyway?

Hattian Nuclear Command: Undisclosed Location

"Comrade Commander, the Ministry says we are to level the capital city of Helvitia..." Commander Anatov turned and looked at his map. "Where is it at?" The man who first spoke pointed to a tiny speck of land, "That's Helvitia..." Anatov smirked, "Oh well, this should be fun..."

25 non nuclear ICBMs streaked into the sky towards key government buildings in the capital of Helvitia.

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Official Statement from the Ministry of War

We warned you, you have 24 hours to stand down and adhere to our demands before we turn your nation into a puddle of glass...

Leiutenant Kindt had just sat down, he had been overcome with exitement at the site of his first launch, so exited he hadn't noticed the flashing green light on the red phone, he picked up. "Lieutenant Fire our Peace Keepers at TIOR immediately!" "Yes sir commander" "when Missle two is launched target Hattia's largest city" "yes sir" the commander hung up. Lieutenant Kindt reached for the intercom, "maitenance crew prepare for launch two." He pushed the red button again, "Missle Two is Away!" *Meanwhile....*

Fire Rained down upon novageniveve the glorius capitol of helvitia slept in fire.
Fire that would fuel the vengenance that was to be reaked on those who had kindled it.

Leiutenant Kindt had just sat down, he had been overcome with exitement at the site of his first launch, so exited he hadn't noticed the flashing green light on the red phone, he picked up. "Lieutenant Fire our Peace Keepers at TIOR immediately!" "Yes sir commander" "when Missle two is launched target Hattia's largest city" "yes sir" the commander hung up. Lieutenant Kindt reached for the intercom, "maitenance crew prepare for launch two." He pushed the red button again, "Missle Two is Away!" *Meanwhile....*

Fire Rained down upon novageniveve the glorius capitol of helvitia slept in fire.
Fire that would fuel the vengenance that was to be reaked on those who had kindled it.

OOC: Why are you hiding behind your nukes? And what happened to the missle I fired at? And seriously, I am this ( ) close to ignoring you, if it's a nuke war you want, I can fight that, but if it's only a nuke war, forget it, it's not worth my time...

The second missile was headed towards the Island of Rose. A Rosian sattelite set up a sequence, it's mirror reflecting off the sun. A few seconds later a laser hot beam of heat came from the satellite, destroying the missile. Sad... now everybody wants to nuke everybody...

* * *

Meanwhile another Rosian satellite sequenced itself. It positioned itself towards a city that appeared over Helvistia, it reflected itself off the sun also. The satellite took aim, and then, in a few seconds another red hot laser went down towards them, oy... damn crazy Nazi nations...

Krakilopiograd lay peacefully below a sea of flame. A Warhead had exploded upon impact with another far above the city and was creating a clooud of fire. The Citizens had all come into the streets to look at the abnormal spectacle. The Missle launched from Helvitia had been intercepted by TIOR's missle. It was clear that it had come close though. It was clear that action needed to be taken. It was clear, Helvitia needed to die.

Commander Gaspard gives the command and within 2 minutes, 12 LGM-118A Peacekeeper ICBMs streaked towards multiple targets in Helvitia. Once the 10 LGM-118A Peacekeeper's reached a specific altitude, the rockets blew off and the ten MIRV's blew from their holders. Now 120 5 MT nuclear warheads streaked towards towards Helvitia

OCC: Dont you just love nuclear weapons with multiple MIRV's!

TO: Helvitia
FROM: CL

Back down because we have many more where that came from.

Krakilopiograd lay peacefully below a sea of flame. A Warhead had exploded upon impact with another far above the city and was creating a clooud of fire. The Citizens had all come into the streets to look at the abnormal spectacle. The Missle launched from Helvitia had been intercepted by TIOR's missle. It was clear that it had come close though. It was clear that action needed to be taken. It was clear, Helvitia needed to die.
OOC: And then all the people's eye sockets melted away from the radiation...

Commander Gaspard gives the command and within 2 minutes, 12 LGM-118A Peacekeeper ICBMs streaked towards multiple targets in Helvitia. Once the 10 LGM-118A Peacekeeper's reached a specific altitude, the rockets blew off and the ten MIRV's blew from their holders. Now 120 5 MT nuclear warheads streaked towards towards Helvitia

OCC: Dont you just love nuclear weapons with multiple MIRV's!

TO: Helvitia
FROM: CL

Back down because we have many more where that came from.

OOC: Wow CL, that's being an asshole :p

The Church declared it the Apocalypse ordering the citizens to pray for absolution. The Government howewver ordered all officials into the bunkers under the major cities. Some of the bunkers had not survived the heavy bombing, however they were built to and most did. The King ordered that all citizens take up arms and fight off any invaders that may come hither in time, however few citizens remained to hear his order. And those that did remain, were praying, for forgiveness to their enemies.

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

This is your last chance, siece attacks and surrender. Well? I also call upon my allies to stop.
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

Psovian Commander Kurligrov ordered the deployement of the nations supply of Assult Helicopters to asess the situation over the ruins of their enemies. And bask in their destruction.

OOC: WHY DID YOU ATTACK ME?!?!?!

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

This is your last chance, siece attacks and surrender. Well? I also call upon my allies to stop.
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

I'll only stop if he'll give up and let me leave in good concious, but it would be nice if he hadn't attacked me at all.

We have 200 ICBM's outfitted with VX Nerve Agent ready to launch if need be. This chemical will kill people within minutes and we will use it if nesscessary.

OOC: So Psov... I will be honored for destroying a missle off Psov right :D

OOC: So Psov... I will be honored for destroying a missle off Psov right :D



OOC: of course,

I will declare it a national holiday
"The island of Rose blew up a deadly missle heading for our capitol day"
On this day my people will be forced to run about the city streaking and eating watermelons. And i'll send you a christmas card.

OOC: of course,

I will declare it a national holiday
"The island of Rose blew up a deadly missle heading for our capitol day"
On this day my people will be forced to run about the city streaking and eating watermelons. And i'll send you a christmas card.

OOC: Catchy name ;)

Nice name for the holiday hahahaha.

The King could hear the hellicopters overhead, even through the thick bunker's hulk the sound chilled him to the bone, "the heathens are defacing my nations glory," he thought. "I must stop them" Suddenly he snatched up the magnum on his beside table and stood. He turned on the intercom interface. General? I have your orders.


General Mendel had been in his private lodgings enjoying a fine bordeaux when the private intercom buzzed into action, "General?" "I have your orders"
"yes sir" "You are to take what troops remain in these bunkers to the surface and kill everything in sight. Everything. "General Mendel Closed his eyes, then rubbed his distinctly bald head, he must have heard wrongly. "Go General".
Mendel could not believe his beloved leader sentencing him and his men to death. It must be a joke he thought, He's going to call back and say "just kidding" But he didn't, Mendel knew he wouldn't, there had been an insane tone in the kings voice, one that insinuated madness. But his only duty was to the king and so he did as he said. He walked out to the general barracks area, "Men! Get ready to go to surface!"

To Forces that want Peace:
Forget your king, he is bringing your nation
to hell. Please, kill him, this is insane. If you surrender
I assure you that you will be treated fairly, I promise
it. But first, you need to force a surrender....
-From a Concerned Minister

Lieutenant Plotzguya had watched in amazement as his mentor and hero General Mendel and his entire crew of 34 soldiers marched up to the surface with their guns blazing and run out to their deaths. On orders of the King had been Mendels explanation for this madness. He realised something needed to be done before the other officers and church officials in the HQ bunker fell into danger. With only a garrison of 13 soldiers and only 5 machine guns, and 5 rifles remaining he felt quite vulnerable. His decision was to take one of the rifles into the closet and put a bullet in his own head, but First he had to pray.

I guess that means you're in no shape to fight with 10 guns total and 13 manpower. I think this means occupation time. I immediately return CL's expeditionary forces with much thanks and also promising a christmas card.
I would however be grateful to any nation that will help me in the occupation effort in Helvitia, by the way where is helvitia geographically?

We will never stop reeking revenge on those who have wronged us and our great and glorious god!



OOC:We are on the island of Sri lanka, we also control the island of Rhodes.

OOC: 20% of the nation goes to each ally, including Psov, the rest can go to the dogs... so, when are you surrendering?

The 74th Rosian Fleet and the 213th Army Division was sent towards Helvitia, ah... time for a peacekeeping mission, how peachy... they'd be arriving in a hours... maybe they'd be part of the Soviet Democratic Empire of the Island of Rose, or they'd want to be free, who knows...

Ground:
12,000 Personnel
1,000 BMP-3s
300 T90 MBT
10 RCH-1s (Chinooks)
8,000 Support Staff (including M.A.F.H unit)
2,000 Humvees
450 Ural 6 x 6 Medium Haul Trucks
60 ROH-1s (Blackhawk)
120 RTAP 155mm Medium Howitzers
40 RMLRS 120mm (Smerch) Rocket Artillery

Naval:
1 Nimitz Class Carriers (Carries 85 Aircraft)
5 United States Class Carriers (Carries 50 Aircraft)
2 Iowa Class Battleships
3 Los Angeles Class Submarines
2 Arleigh Burke Guided Missile AEGIS Destroyers
2 Kilauea Class Ammunition Ships
1 Kaiser Class Oiler Ship
2 Safeguard Class Rescue and Salvage Ships
1 Mercy Class Hospital Ships
7 Chicago Class Escort Ships

Air:
Each Nimitz Carrier contains:
40 RF-1s (F-18)
20 RB-1s (F-15E)
2 E2-C Hawkeyes
5 EA-6s
8 RCH-1s (Chinook)
5 RCP-1s (C-17)
5 P-7s

Each United States Carrier contains:
25 RF-1s
10 RB-1s
2 E2-c Hawkeyes
3 EA-6s
5 RCH-1s
2 RCP-1s
3 P-7s

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I thought it was Clear WE WILL NOT GIVE IN TO FOREIGN POWERS!

I thought it was Clear WE WILL NOT GIVE IN TO FOREIGN POWERS!

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

You are in no position to negotiate. You have no army, your citizens do not trust you anymore, we have proven ICBM attacks against us are useless. Surrender now, and we will treat you lightly. Please, for the people, surrender, Rosians hate war.
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

Official Communique to all parties involved:

After noticing the despisable actions of the Helvitian government, and denouncing their unprovoked attack, Magnificus Eques Pio Magnus would like to make a proposal to the forces allied against the Helvitian government.

The Governement of The Ordo de Catholic Equesters de PioMagnus would like to offer the services of 500 Knights for peacekeeping and religious duties in the soon-to-be occupied region of Helvitia. The Knights are well trained Catholic Warrior Monks and Friars.

PioMagnus would like to give command of these units to the Government of the Island of Rose for the duration of the occupation for use within the borders of Helvitia.

PioMagnus reserves the right to recall these units in case of dire emergency or treachery.

May Christ bless your endeavors.

Signed,
Magnificus Eques Pio Magnus,
Knight of Christ,
Member of "The Papacy"

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

Sigh, let me explain. I have told him MANY TIMES to surrender, but does he do it? No he does not, he's stubborn, and if he doesn't surrender, we have the right to send men after him. Do you understand?!
-Minister of Foreign Affairs: Rosta Einvach

I think I just might have to use my VX Nerve Agents.

While I obliged to render aid, I think that the already-mobilised forces can do so just nicely, and therefore won't bother. Enjoy your meal, comrades!

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ATTN: Island of Rose, Department of the Military
FROM: The Ordo de Catholic Equester de PioMagnus
RE: Allocated forces

Magnificus Eques PioMagnus has made 500 Knights available to you for extended peacekeeping missions in Helvitia. We will send these Knights fully armed and equiped to Helvitia upon your order. These troops will be under the command of the Rosian Military as long as they remain inside the borders of Helvitia, respecting all international laws relating to war-crimes.

Will you accept this command?

Fr. Steven Kellmeyer,
Director PM Department of Defense

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(OOC: These troops are trained along the same lines as the U.S. Marines, and are Catholic Monks. They are just as willing to take offensive as well as defensive roles, or can also take chaplaincy duty within the nation. The standard armament is the M16-A4, with snipers using the M40-A3. Standard sidearm is the M-9 pistol. The Ordained also carry a field mass-kit.)

[OOC - Is this going anywhere? I get the feeling we are about to have a twenty v one with that one godmodding into hell and turning this into a I send this you send that thread. Don't make me right.]

The single missile was quickly destroyed by Haven's quite effective SDI system, it never even came close to Hattia.

Ah, so they want to fight, do they?

Official Statement from the Prime Minister

The Republic requests once again that the government of Helvitia surrender. We do not want to be forced to sink your land into the sea. You have 20 minutes to surrender. What little military force you had will be nothing compared to the glorious armies of the Republic. You will surrender or die. The clock is ticking...

//////////Begin Transmission//////////

ATTN: Island of Rose, Department of the Military
FROM: The Ordo de Catholic Equester de PioMagnus
RE: Allocated forces

Magnificus Eques PioMagnus has made 500 Knights available to you for extended peacekeeping missions in Helvitia. We will send these Knights fully armed and equiped to Helvitia upon your order. These troops will be under the command of the Rosian Military as long as they remain inside the borders of Helvitia, respecting all international laws relating to war-crimes.

Will you accept this command?

Fr. Steven Kellmeyer,
Director PM Department of Defense

//////////End Transmission//////////


OOC: Heh we just have Priests in our Divisions =P

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

We thank you, but please keep your men. I do not want to be responsible for the life of foreign soldiers. Besides, the operation will start in a few days, we are just positioning ourselves.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

OOC: Aka posting tommorow

Official Communique from The Ordo de Catholic Equesters de PioMagnus to the Rosian Government.

PioMagnus thanks you for considering her offer. Please contact us if the use of our troops would be beneficial in the Helvitian Conflict.

Signed,
Fr. Steven Kellmmeyer,
Director of PM Department of Defence

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I will have my revenge

The single missile was quickly destroyed by Haven's quite effective SDI system, it never even came close to Hattia.

Ah, so they want to fight, do they?

Official Statement from the Prime Minister

The Republic requests once again that the government of Helvitia surrender. We do not want to be forced to sink your land into the sea. You have 20 minutes to surrender. What little military force you had will be nothing compared to the glorious armies of the Republic. You will surrender or die. The clock is ticking...
OOC: Sorry to butt in, but Hattia no longer exists. You can safely ignore him. That's all...

OOC: Sorry to butt in, but Hattia no longer exists. You can safely ignore him. That's all...

OOC: wtf?

OOC: Sorry to butt in, but Hattia no longer exists. You can safely ignore him. That's all...


What do mean no longer exists??

Well basically... Hattia has repeatedly declared war on nations, lost and had his land taken away. A couple of weeks back he was invaded (after randomly attacking peaceful merchant ships) and Hattia has since been physically broken up, its now two or three separate islands under control of various nations. He no longer has any army, government or population. However, Hattia constantly ignores this and godmods like crazy, pretending that nothing has happened or that he has won.

I'd like to note that he brought this on himself; he was the aggressor in all this.

Well basically... Hattia has repeatedly declared war on nations, lost and had his land taken away. A couple of weeks back he was invaded (after randomly attacking peaceful merchant ships) and Hattia has since been physically broken up, its now two or three separate islands under control of various nations. He no longer has any army, government or population. However, Hattia constantly ignores this and godmods like crazy, pretending that nothing has happened or that he has won.

I'd like to note that he brought this on himself; he was the aggressor in all this.

ooc: I believe you are thinking of Hataria.

*sighs* That sounds about it... :rolleyes: Sorry all... ^_^