Communist Mississippi
21-08-2004, 07:20
Added: Forget to mention, this was done over MSN between TBD and CM.
I don't think I need to mention that TBD Rped the TBD characters and the CM Rped the CM chacters. But there, I just mentioned it. :D
William and Katrina were in TBD, both of them were in the royal palace, William was looking out a window, smoking a cigar. He turned to Katrina, "Well, you're queen now, so we get married and then what?"
(Katrina) "A very good question. I suggest rounding up the minorities... and doing something to them. Concentration camps worked well for the Germans and Russians."
(William) "Well in eight days I have to go to Egypt for a while, but I suppose I could always get that delayed or canceled. Does that sound like a good idea?"
(Katrina) "If it doesn't really interfere with anything..."
(William) "Well I'd much rather stay here... With you."
(Katrina) "There are two more issues I have to contend with."
(William) "Yes?"
(Katrina) "One is whether to take my or your last name."
(Katrina) "It is Burnsian custom for the father of the man to decide..."
(William) "Father will insist you become a Fabus."
(Katrina) "And what do you insist?"
(William) "What do you want?"
(William) "Personally, I think Fabus is a nice name."
(Katrina) "It's not my decision to make. Romonovov is a little long, don't you think?"
(William) "Okay then, Fabus it is."
(Katrina) "Sylvia Katrina Fabus... beautiful," she smiled at William.
(William) (Smiling back) "I'm glad you think so."
(Katrina) "And the second issue is... where should we go for our honeymoon?"
(William) "You may decide that."
(William) "Anywhere in particular you want to go?"
(Katrina) "Someplace warm, and private,"
(Katrina) "With a beach, and champagne,"
(William) "Alexandria is nice."
(Katrina) "Oh, I don't want to go to a colony... I want to go to an uncharted island somewhere, just you and me."
(William) "Well what do you have in mind?"
(Katrina) "A little, uncharted island in the middle of nowhere with a waterfall and things like that... and maybe a little hut... and no one would be able to see us," she smiled slyly at William, who blushed.
(William) "I like the sound of that, where would it be though? You can pick it if you'd like."
(Katrina) "I don't know any uncharted islands," she laughed, "you have all the satellites."
(William) "Some assholes destroyed all of our satellites a few hours ago."
(Katrina) "We used to have spacecraft, to protect ours, but then we realized that no one wants to attack us in this world,"
(William) "Ah, makes sense."
(Katrina) "But once we start rounding up prisoners, we might. Did I ever explain how important our satellites are?"
(William) "No, if you'd like to explain though, I'm all ears."
(Katrina) "The AMBSDS was commissioned, by me, in fact, to defend the borders. It's a missile shield using lasers. A beam is shot up from the ground, and the satellites rotate mirrors onto the targets to burn through. It'll take down spacecraft, missiles, and slow enough bombers. Without it, we're toast."
(Katrina) "So... do you want to make the calls for the marriage? I expect your father will want it in Mississippi."
(William) "Yes, he'll want it in Mississippi, and he'll want Navarre to perform the ceremony."
(Katrina) "Navarre?"
(William) "The head of the church father favors over the others. He is Field Marshal Bertrand Navarre, also the Imperial Wizard of the WKM, and an old friend from father's youth, they were in the paratroopers together in 83 in Cambodia."
(Katrina) "Ok."
(Katrina) "Will you call your father and the Field Marshal?"
(William) "Okay, I can do that right now."
William took his cellular phone out from his pocket and dialed his father.
(William) "Father sir... It's William... Yes sir, I am well, are you well sir?"
Katrina went ahead and fell down on her new, down bed that was thousands of times better than her apartment's.
(William) "Well no father I don't want to go to Egypt... No father I'm not a coward... Father, you've seen me wounded before... Father... I'm getting married."
(Curtis) "Ah, that's great news. How are you marrying? Noble right?"
Katrina looked at William.
(William) "About as high as one can marry father, the queen of TBD." (He looked back at her)
(William) "Does it really matter anyway what position somebody holds?"
She then adopted a look on her face of relief, that she indeed was a noble.
(Curtis) (Enraged) "Of course it matters, we'll talk about that later... Good job marrying a queen eh... I knew you'd do good."
(William) (Shocked) "Father! I'm marrying her because I love her."
Katrina smiled at him.
William smiled back at her, then started to talk into the phone again, "Well father, I need you to see that the wedding can be held in Mississippi."
(Curtis) "Okay, but it's a WKM wedding in my church by my minister, and she has to join the WKM first."
(William) "Okay father, I'll tell her, you call navarre though. Okay, bye sir, I love you to."
(William) (Shutting off the phone) "Katrina, father has one demand, he wants you to join the WKM first."
(William) "You don't mind, do you dear?"
(Katrina)"The White Knights of Mississippi?"
(William) "Yes."
(Katrina) "Is there an initiation of some sort, or...?"
(William) "Yes, but it's nothing to worry about, just answer a few questions in the woods, maybe a little horsing around by the older members afterwards, there's no hazing though."
(Katrina) "Horsing around?"
(William) "They'll blow smoke in your face, blindfold you, not let you use the bathroom during the ceremony, beforehand they'll offer you lots of free drinks."
(Katrina) "You wouldn't let them do that to me, would you?" she asked him, giving him a face.
(Katrina) "Am I allowed to hurt them, if you do?"
(William) "Well I can talk to them and see they just do the questions and nothing else. Don't worry, I'll be there also, I wouldn't let anything happen to you."
She gave him a smile of relief.
(Katrina) "So when will we be married?"
(William) "Whenever you want, as soon as you'd like."
(Katrina) "Do I have to do the WKM thing first?"
(William) "Yes, either before or shortly after. Or you could be sworn in at the wedding before the marriage vows are read, but who wants to do it that way?"
(Katrina) "I think it's more convenient, but whatever you want to do, love..."
(William) "I leave the decision up to you. You're the queen remember."
(Katrina) "You're the king, remember?" she said to him, smiling.
(Katrina) "I have an idea!"
(Katrina) “We can take the BRNS Cryptic Mystery! I loved traveling on that submarine."
(William) "I'm the king, yes... But not officially yet."
(William) "Okay, if you want to, I'm game."
(Katrina) "It's a beautiful ship, love. You should see the master stateroom."
(William) "When do we leave?"
(Katrina) "Right now, if you like. It should only take us a day to get from here to Communist Mississippi."
(William) "Okay, then off we go." (He picks her up in his arms and then heads for the door)
Katrina giggles madly as she travels down the hall in his cradle.
An SRG soldier is coming towards them, he says, "Master William Sir, there are forcing massing all throughout the border regions in our Commonwealth, spies report we are soon to be attacked."
(William) (Smiling) "Then I shall need to sharpen my sword soon."
Katrina looks at William with a concerned face.
(Katrina) "You said we were going to be married soon... you were even going to not go to Egypt for me..."
(William) "You're right, other soldiers can fight this one."
(SRG) "Oh yes but Master William, they are massing off the coast of Mississippi herself!"
(William) "Mississippi herself?"
The SRG man's phone rings, he answers it, "Master William, it's your father, he's telling you to stay away from Mississippi and all Commonwealth territory for a while."
The BRNS Chaos would accompany this one. "Honey, I can destroy them all, if you'd like. They'd never know."
(Katrina) "But I'd have to use nuclear weapons."
(William) "If you wish to, yes, that's a good idea."
(SRG) "The lesson master William, is never trust jews. IDF is our ally, so he claims, but his men are massing near our territory in Egypt. Even after we gave him land in Indiana! The filthy jew!"
(Katrina) "Drill missiles. The weapons will tunnel under the ships, then go up through the sea..."
(William) "I suppose."
(William) "Well dear, shall we ready for war?"
(Katrina) "We shall have our wedding, one way or another, in Mississippi, so yes, we shall."
(Katrina) "Can I borrow your cell phone, love?"
(William) "Perhaps we'll be married in the holy city of Jerusalem, after our army takes it and kills every last Jewish parasite in Israel. Oh yes of course, my phone." (While still holding her in his arms, he tells the guard to get her a phone, he takes it from the pocket in his jacket and hands it to her)
Katrina dials a four-digit number into the phone, then a seven-digit number once the operator tells her it "doesn't work right, sweetie." She doesn't wait for the other side to answer before giving her orders.
(Katrina) "This is November Quebec, orders for Charlie Mike Foxtrot current. Target is November Victor. November Quebec out."
She hangs up again before waiting for the response.
The phone rings again.
(Other line) "Confirmed November Quebec. Happy landings."
(William) "Well we will crush them if they attempt anything."
(Katrina) "The last thing I want is for people to die unnecessarily. On our side."
(William) "You need to get rid of lots of natives, send them to war in wave attacks."
(Katrina) "Wave attacks? Suicide bombing, you mean?"
(William) "Yes."
(Katrina) "How do we get them into the army?"
(William) "Keep bayonets at their back, force them in. Mow them down with machine guns if they refuse. Give them only 1 magazine and 1 rifle each, tie them together in groups of 30 around the waist with rope, what Iran did with children militias in the Iran Iraq war. Send them out in front of good troops so they clear mines."
(Katrina) "I mean, how do we get them into the recruitment offices? Round them up off the ghetto streets?"
(William) "Make an announcement, any natives joining the army, arriving at mobilization points within 12 hours, will each be given 1 bottle of liquor."
Katrina laughed. "Will we?"
(William) "Giving those people alcohol is the equivalent of giving a loaded gun to a child. Of course we won't, but they don't know it."
(Katrina) "And we'll take them from the jails, right? Maybe we should offer them a 12-hour immunity from law... only we won't let them out of the base."
(William) "Good idea dear, we can work on that in a while though yes? It does not need immediate attention? Is it?"
(Katrina) "Of course not. Let's head to the airport, hm? I have the limo idling."
(Katrina) "From the airport we can take the jet... my jet now, yay... to Regal Naval Base.”
(William) "Where are we going again... Father told me to avoid Mississippi for a while. He doesn't want all of the Fabus's in one area at the same time."
(Katrina) "We'll stay on the Cryptic Mystery if you want. It's a palace that goes underwater."
(William) "Sounds good, shall we leave right away?"
(Katrina) "Yes, we shall. Goodbye, dear!" She said laughingly to the SRG soldier sitting in a chair, half asleep.
The soldier jumped up and shouted, "Hail Fabus!" Then he looked around; like he was so embarrassed he wanted to die.
Katrina commenced to laugh her ass off as William picked her up again and walked down to the garage.
He apologized to William for falling asleep, William accepted the apology and then said, "Get the door would you."
The guard held the limousine door, William kissed Katrina and then gently set her down on a seat, he then got in and sat next to her, the guard also got in and sat across from them. William shouted at him, "What is this? Do I need a chaperone? Up front!" The guard climbed up front and put the privacy window up.
Edited: I was tired indeed when this here was RPed, I made a few errors (typos, wrong words, etc) fixed the ones I saw.
I don't think I need to mention that TBD Rped the TBD characters and the CM Rped the CM chacters. But there, I just mentioned it. :D
William and Katrina were in TBD, both of them were in the royal palace, William was looking out a window, smoking a cigar. He turned to Katrina, "Well, you're queen now, so we get married and then what?"
(Katrina) "A very good question. I suggest rounding up the minorities... and doing something to them. Concentration camps worked well for the Germans and Russians."
(William) "Well in eight days I have to go to Egypt for a while, but I suppose I could always get that delayed or canceled. Does that sound like a good idea?"
(Katrina) "If it doesn't really interfere with anything..."
(William) "Well I'd much rather stay here... With you."
(Katrina) "There are two more issues I have to contend with."
(William) "Yes?"
(Katrina) "One is whether to take my or your last name."
(Katrina) "It is Burnsian custom for the father of the man to decide..."
(William) "Father will insist you become a Fabus."
(Katrina) "And what do you insist?"
(William) "What do you want?"
(William) "Personally, I think Fabus is a nice name."
(Katrina) "It's not my decision to make. Romonovov is a little long, don't you think?"
(William) "Okay then, Fabus it is."
(Katrina) "Sylvia Katrina Fabus... beautiful," she smiled at William.
(William) (Smiling back) "I'm glad you think so."
(Katrina) "And the second issue is... where should we go for our honeymoon?"
(William) "You may decide that."
(William) "Anywhere in particular you want to go?"
(Katrina) "Someplace warm, and private,"
(Katrina) "With a beach, and champagne,"
(William) "Alexandria is nice."
(Katrina) "Oh, I don't want to go to a colony... I want to go to an uncharted island somewhere, just you and me."
(William) "Well what do you have in mind?"
(Katrina) "A little, uncharted island in the middle of nowhere with a waterfall and things like that... and maybe a little hut... and no one would be able to see us," she smiled slyly at William, who blushed.
(William) "I like the sound of that, where would it be though? You can pick it if you'd like."
(Katrina) "I don't know any uncharted islands," she laughed, "you have all the satellites."
(William) "Some assholes destroyed all of our satellites a few hours ago."
(Katrina) "We used to have spacecraft, to protect ours, but then we realized that no one wants to attack us in this world,"
(William) "Ah, makes sense."
(Katrina) "But once we start rounding up prisoners, we might. Did I ever explain how important our satellites are?"
(William) "No, if you'd like to explain though, I'm all ears."
(Katrina) "The AMBSDS was commissioned, by me, in fact, to defend the borders. It's a missile shield using lasers. A beam is shot up from the ground, and the satellites rotate mirrors onto the targets to burn through. It'll take down spacecraft, missiles, and slow enough bombers. Without it, we're toast."
(Katrina) "So... do you want to make the calls for the marriage? I expect your father will want it in Mississippi."
(William) "Yes, he'll want it in Mississippi, and he'll want Navarre to perform the ceremony."
(Katrina) "Navarre?"
(William) "The head of the church father favors over the others. He is Field Marshal Bertrand Navarre, also the Imperial Wizard of the WKM, and an old friend from father's youth, they were in the paratroopers together in 83 in Cambodia."
(Katrina) "Ok."
(Katrina) "Will you call your father and the Field Marshal?"
(William) "Okay, I can do that right now."
William took his cellular phone out from his pocket and dialed his father.
(William) "Father sir... It's William... Yes sir, I am well, are you well sir?"
Katrina went ahead and fell down on her new, down bed that was thousands of times better than her apartment's.
(William) "Well no father I don't want to go to Egypt... No father I'm not a coward... Father, you've seen me wounded before... Father... I'm getting married."
(Curtis) "Ah, that's great news. How are you marrying? Noble right?"
Katrina looked at William.
(William) "About as high as one can marry father, the queen of TBD." (He looked back at her)
(William) "Does it really matter anyway what position somebody holds?"
She then adopted a look on her face of relief, that she indeed was a noble.
(Curtis) (Enraged) "Of course it matters, we'll talk about that later... Good job marrying a queen eh... I knew you'd do good."
(William) (Shocked) "Father! I'm marrying her because I love her."
Katrina smiled at him.
William smiled back at her, then started to talk into the phone again, "Well father, I need you to see that the wedding can be held in Mississippi."
(Curtis) "Okay, but it's a WKM wedding in my church by my minister, and she has to join the WKM first."
(William) "Okay father, I'll tell her, you call navarre though. Okay, bye sir, I love you to."
(William) (Shutting off the phone) "Katrina, father has one demand, he wants you to join the WKM first."
(William) "You don't mind, do you dear?"
(Katrina)"The White Knights of Mississippi?"
(William) "Yes."
(Katrina) "Is there an initiation of some sort, or...?"
(William) "Yes, but it's nothing to worry about, just answer a few questions in the woods, maybe a little horsing around by the older members afterwards, there's no hazing though."
(Katrina) "Horsing around?"
(William) "They'll blow smoke in your face, blindfold you, not let you use the bathroom during the ceremony, beforehand they'll offer you lots of free drinks."
(Katrina) "You wouldn't let them do that to me, would you?" she asked him, giving him a face.
(Katrina) "Am I allowed to hurt them, if you do?"
(William) "Well I can talk to them and see they just do the questions and nothing else. Don't worry, I'll be there also, I wouldn't let anything happen to you."
She gave him a smile of relief.
(Katrina) "So when will we be married?"
(William) "Whenever you want, as soon as you'd like."
(Katrina) "Do I have to do the WKM thing first?"
(William) "Yes, either before or shortly after. Or you could be sworn in at the wedding before the marriage vows are read, but who wants to do it that way?"
(Katrina) "I think it's more convenient, but whatever you want to do, love..."
(William) "I leave the decision up to you. You're the queen remember."
(Katrina) "You're the king, remember?" she said to him, smiling.
(Katrina) "I have an idea!"
(Katrina) “We can take the BRNS Cryptic Mystery! I loved traveling on that submarine."
(William) "I'm the king, yes... But not officially yet."
(William) "Okay, if you want to, I'm game."
(Katrina) "It's a beautiful ship, love. You should see the master stateroom."
(William) "When do we leave?"
(Katrina) "Right now, if you like. It should only take us a day to get from here to Communist Mississippi."
(William) "Okay, then off we go." (He picks her up in his arms and then heads for the door)
Katrina giggles madly as she travels down the hall in his cradle.
An SRG soldier is coming towards them, he says, "Master William Sir, there are forcing massing all throughout the border regions in our Commonwealth, spies report we are soon to be attacked."
(William) (Smiling) "Then I shall need to sharpen my sword soon."
Katrina looks at William with a concerned face.
(Katrina) "You said we were going to be married soon... you were even going to not go to Egypt for me..."
(William) "You're right, other soldiers can fight this one."
(SRG) "Oh yes but Master William, they are massing off the coast of Mississippi herself!"
(William) "Mississippi herself?"
The SRG man's phone rings, he answers it, "Master William, it's your father, he's telling you to stay away from Mississippi and all Commonwealth territory for a while."
The BRNS Chaos would accompany this one. "Honey, I can destroy them all, if you'd like. They'd never know."
(Katrina) "But I'd have to use nuclear weapons."
(William) "If you wish to, yes, that's a good idea."
(SRG) "The lesson master William, is never trust jews. IDF is our ally, so he claims, but his men are massing near our territory in Egypt. Even after we gave him land in Indiana! The filthy jew!"
(Katrina) "Drill missiles. The weapons will tunnel under the ships, then go up through the sea..."
(William) "I suppose."
(William) "Well dear, shall we ready for war?"
(Katrina) "We shall have our wedding, one way or another, in Mississippi, so yes, we shall."
(Katrina) "Can I borrow your cell phone, love?"
(William) "Perhaps we'll be married in the holy city of Jerusalem, after our army takes it and kills every last Jewish parasite in Israel. Oh yes of course, my phone." (While still holding her in his arms, he tells the guard to get her a phone, he takes it from the pocket in his jacket and hands it to her)
Katrina dials a four-digit number into the phone, then a seven-digit number once the operator tells her it "doesn't work right, sweetie." She doesn't wait for the other side to answer before giving her orders.
(Katrina) "This is November Quebec, orders for Charlie Mike Foxtrot current. Target is November Victor. November Quebec out."
She hangs up again before waiting for the response.
The phone rings again.
(Other line) "Confirmed November Quebec. Happy landings."
(William) "Well we will crush them if they attempt anything."
(Katrina) "The last thing I want is for people to die unnecessarily. On our side."
(William) "You need to get rid of lots of natives, send them to war in wave attacks."
(Katrina) "Wave attacks? Suicide bombing, you mean?"
(William) "Yes."
(Katrina) "How do we get them into the army?"
(William) "Keep bayonets at their back, force them in. Mow them down with machine guns if they refuse. Give them only 1 magazine and 1 rifle each, tie them together in groups of 30 around the waist with rope, what Iran did with children militias in the Iran Iraq war. Send them out in front of good troops so they clear mines."
(Katrina) "I mean, how do we get them into the recruitment offices? Round them up off the ghetto streets?"
(William) "Make an announcement, any natives joining the army, arriving at mobilization points within 12 hours, will each be given 1 bottle of liquor."
Katrina laughed. "Will we?"
(William) "Giving those people alcohol is the equivalent of giving a loaded gun to a child. Of course we won't, but they don't know it."
(Katrina) "And we'll take them from the jails, right? Maybe we should offer them a 12-hour immunity from law... only we won't let them out of the base."
(William) "Good idea dear, we can work on that in a while though yes? It does not need immediate attention? Is it?"
(Katrina) "Of course not. Let's head to the airport, hm? I have the limo idling."
(Katrina) "From the airport we can take the jet... my jet now, yay... to Regal Naval Base.”
(William) "Where are we going again... Father told me to avoid Mississippi for a while. He doesn't want all of the Fabus's in one area at the same time."
(Katrina) "We'll stay on the Cryptic Mystery if you want. It's a palace that goes underwater."
(William) "Sounds good, shall we leave right away?"
(Katrina) "Yes, we shall. Goodbye, dear!" She said laughingly to the SRG soldier sitting in a chair, half asleep.
The soldier jumped up and shouted, "Hail Fabus!" Then he looked around; like he was so embarrassed he wanted to die.
Katrina commenced to laugh her ass off as William picked her up again and walked down to the garage.
He apologized to William for falling asleep, William accepted the apology and then said, "Get the door would you."
The guard held the limousine door, William kissed Katrina and then gently set her down on a seat, he then got in and sat next to her, the guard also got in and sat across from them. William shouted at him, "What is this? Do I need a chaperone? Up front!" The guard climbed up front and put the privacy window up.
Edited: I was tired indeed when this here was RPed, I made a few errors (typos, wrong words, etc) fixed the ones I saw.