NationStates Jolt Archive

CRNN BREAKING NEWS---------------------------------------------
"This evening His Eminence Cardinal DeVito died while stepping into his car from a heart attack. The new leader, The Cardinals nephew, pledges that CR will become a space nation Here he is now."
"I am Air Marshall Daniel DeVito, named after my Uncle. I am the air force chief of staff. Under me the Air Force will become the most powerful branch of military. The Air Force is actually more than the air. It is also the branch which will conttrol space. Other nations have a Star Fleet. We will have a Star Squadron.*cut to swearing in*
"I,Air Marshall Daniel Brian Francis DeVito of the Cherry Ridge Air Force, do hereby swear to faithfully discharge the duties as ruler of Cherry Ridge, so help me God."
We mourn the loss of the Cardinal DeVito but look to the future. Hail Air Marschal DeVito!

CPNN - Special Report - Cardinal DeVito Dead, the Imperium Rejoices

Cardinal DeVito of Cherry Ridge has died. The Crossmanian Intelligence agency is now looking for a new #1 Crossman's Most Wanted. Emperor Crossman has released this statement on the Cardinal's death. --

"I extend my sympathies to the people of Cherry Ridge. The loss of a leader is a difficult thing. And to the Crossmanian people, I say this. Its about time the traitor keeled over!!! I hereby declare a national day of celebration."

The new ruler Air Marshall DeVito said this,
"The Crossmanians are pigs with no honor"

Siesatian government is happy for ht esmooth transition to a new leader, and hopes that no more people are sacraficed to god anymore.