NationStates Jolt Archive

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

On a Parliament descision of 453-150, we have decided to implement the following measures:

Revert Welfare taxes into Defense
Use Arms Industry for help in research
Produce new, innovative military features
Make the soldiers look much sexier*
Possibly start a draft
Adopt more weapons into the army
Put out weapons contracts
Increase army numbers

Thank you, and good night.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska
*does not know how sexy...

OOC: I'm just bored... maybe I can get something out of this...

What's the point in making your soldiers look sexy? People will just shoot at them all the same... unless you send them into battle nude.

What's the point in making your soldiers look sexy? People will just shoot at them all the same... unless you send them into battle nude.

OOC: You have to understand Rosian Military Doctrine:
Bomb things, than invade, but invade with sexy looking rifles and sexy uniforms.

It's quite sad really, which is why we picked the HK G36 as our rifle. But we're thinking of converting to the TAVOR...

"Look, it's the battle bikini brigade! Heavily armed, but oh how sexy!"