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DLBC-


Today, the emporer announced gladiatorial games are to be held in Doom Square 5 (NS) days from now. Those participating are the ringleaders of the recent communist revolt in New Rome. As I speak, a massive 50ft. wall and stands are being constructed in the square were the combatants will fight. The winner will be forgivin of his crimes of High Treason, the defeated are to be buried in face down underground graves.

There are a total of ten combatants, former teachers who sparked a revolt that resulted in the deaths of 40 people. They are to armed with curved swords and daggers, and will fight to the death.

OOC:Just want to see how many people complain...

Interesting. We'd just use them as labour until they become useless, but whatever. Hey, if you give rights to a television company, you could make some money out of that... THEN we'd approve!

Sure, film crews are most welcome.

Lol soundz pretty cool the burrying n stuff

Kazakhstania is telegraphing you not just to complain, but to threaten you to stop this violent action now!

We personally support Communists, but if it was an Illegal uprising that involved violence then they deserve imprisonment for life adn the worst of them the death sentence. But not this!

Stop these barbaric blood sports and revert to normal ways of painless death such as a civilised nation, or we will threaten you further, and force you to stop this unnecessary violence.

Yes, it was an illegal uprising. This is our law, and we will do as we please. We will not be influenced by threats.

Awesome idea, Frosty Leaves will be sending film crews.

Emperor Kellerman of New Imperial Artica would like to remind Kazakhstania that Doomingsland is a sovereign nation, and entitled to upholding their own law. We take your threats of intervention as an act of hostility, and so have lent military support to Doomingsland in case of any foolish acts by outside parties.

I, personally, like this idea. Criminals should be punished, by any means necessary. Who cares if it seems inhumane.....their murdering of innocent people was inhumane.

-President Jarrod Branam

Gladiator games, eh? We'll send some film crews over and broadcast it on MOTV as a "special". That'll teach our people about how great they have it here in the GDMO...

--PHILIP VON TELLERN, Archduke Philip IV of the Grand Duchy of Monte Ozarka

Doom City, Doomingsland

In the newly constructed stadium in Doom Square, the battle was about to begin...

"Ladies and gentlemen, lets get rrrrrrrrrready to rrrrrrrrrumble!"

The crowd went wild as the armored combatants entered the arena. The men wore black armor, and wheld massive, curved swords. The men stepped to the center of the area, and faced the emporer who was sitting in his special box seat.

"We who are about to die salute you!" they shouted.

They then walked to seperate corners of the massive arena, and waited to charge into battle.

"3, 2, 1, begin."

The gladiators charged at each other, hacking and slashing at one another. The first one who died was decapitated, and the man who killed him was slashed in the back, severeing his spinal cord and sending a torrent of blood down. Two men were locked in a fight, when a third came over and sliced one in half, right down the middle. The one who wasn't killed responded by slashing him in the belly, spilling his guts all over the arena floor.

The victorious gladiator was cheered as a hero, while the loosers were booed as traitors as they were dragged of the arena floor to there final resting place. The victor was personaly congradulated by the emporer. He was pardoned of his crime of high treason, but he still had 47 acounts of murder to pay for. Afterwords, he was taken to a maximum security prison were he will spen the remainder of his life in solitary confinement in a room the size of a closet, with no light whatsoever.

We are waarning Doomingsland one final time, stop these inhuman games or face the consequences.

Mind if we have those games transmitted to TIOR?

Mind if we have those games transmitted to TIOR?
No problem, we'll send you a copy to a high def copy to put on TV.

We are waarning Doomingsland one final time, stop these inhuman games or face the consequences.

Official Response
Try something. We dare you. We doubt you would get much international support for attacking someone who was only upholding their law.

Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation

"Today, it was announced another game is to be held in one week. The contestants will be 3 murderers, a rapist, and a child molester. The games will beign at 3:00 PM, the entry fee is 2.00$ for an adult ticket, and free for children under the age of twelve."

Kazakhstania The TBA alliance will not sit back and let a member of the alliance be thretened. If you Continue with your threats The Members of the alliance will have no choice but to declare you a enemy of the State and start blockcadeing your nation. We Hollhartedly suport Doomingsland in there
sovereign right to punish crimenals in the ways there Government sees fit.

Emperor Kellerman applauds the judicial system of Doomingsland for disposing of their political dissidents, and for fooling the champion into thinking he would be freed, and then jailing him for life for other charges.

New Imperial Artica again warns Kazakhstania to back down before they enter a conflict they are not equipped to fight, and which they have no right intruding into.

While Grenval is more of a make them slaves to the economic machine, this works too, as you are a sovereign nation. And of course, we will crush any nation who dares to attack our ally in Doomingsland. We will crush you with our to-be mobilized force of 500,000 Light Infantry. You are warned today, but by dawn, you shall be dead.

No problem, we'll send you a copy to a high def copy to put on TV.

No no, I mean for the public, the public wants to see this.

No no, I mean for the public, the public wants to see this.
Yes, you can broadcast the copy on TV, and you can watch the upcoming one live.

Mayor Kabapus not only seconds your decision, but has a few suggestions.
1-You should continue to use this as a method of execution.
2-You should not only use it for execution, but for trials in the first place.
3-You should recruit the winners into a special forces campaign. The logic behind this is that if they can win at blood sport, they might do some good on the field, too.

Thank you for your wonderful idea. It will, of course, soon be put into place in Miratha.
-The Secretary

Another followup note...

Any chance we may be able to use this for the City TV in our city? I believe it will entertain citizens, as well as teach them to pay some respect, lest something happen to them.
-The Secretary

Dailey Would also like to send a film crew to these Gladiatorial Games

Yes, you can broadcast the copy on TV, and you can watch the upcoming one live.

Oh, it's broadcast internationally, I did not know that...

Mayor Kabapus not only seconds your decision, but has a few suggestions.
1-You should continue to use this as a method of execution.
2-You should not only use it for execution, but for trials in the first place.
3-You should recruit the winners into a special forces campaign. The logic behind this is that if they can win at blood sport, they might do some good on the field, too.

Thank you for your wonderful idea. It will, of course, soon be put into place in Miratha.
-The Secretary

Another followup note...

Any chance we may be able to use this for the City TV in our city? I believe it will entertain citizens, as well as teach them to pay some respect, lest something happen to them.
-The Secretary

Actualy, we plan on simply using the winner as cannon fodder if we can't find any other charges. We are pleased to see that other nations like our idea of justice.

Dailey Would also like to send a film crue to these Gladiatorial Games
Of course you will be allowed a film crew, as you are an ally.

How much for DVD, game, mug, teatowel and Tshirt rights?

How much for DVD, game, mug, teatowel and Tshirt rights?
For all of that, 5 million.

Ok. I'll open a storefront tomoworrowW!!1

Ok. I'll open a storefront tomoworrowW!!1
Good, more advertisement.

Due to the threats against Doomingsland's sovereignty, New Imperial Artica will be dispatching 24 attack helicopters to guard the perimeter of the new BloodSports, and a secret team of snipers which will be covering the area from rooftops and other vantage points.

Whilst Celtayoshi finds this barbaric and backwards we will not do anything about it, purly because our film industry needs to see how it is done.

The Armed Republic Of Draganovia condemns this activity as senseless slaughter. criminals need to be executed in there country of origin and not by a foreign power.

The Armed Republic Of Draganovia condemns this activity as senseless slaughter. criminals need to be executed in there country of origin and not by a foreign power.
They ARE being executed in their country of origin, in case you weren't paying attention.

Its official:

Newsflash

Today at 10:00 pm Kazakhstanian time on the 20th of August, Kazakhstania officially made a decleration of war upon to senseless nation of Doomingsland, who has shunned modern human rights in exchange for a barbaric Gladiatorial internationally illegal fights.

The nation's armed forces have been wound up and the National Reserves are being activated. First, tactical strikes are being called into place as we speak.

*Adams Air Force Base*

On the runway, 12 Tu-160 heavy bombers and 24 F-45 Fighters are quieing for take off. All are fully loaded with weaponary, and ready to scream into battle, as soon as they take off.

When all the jets are in the sky, they all formation turn towards Doomingsland. Each of the bombers carries one Mach 8 Scramjet Missile, a virtually unstoppable missile used by many armed forces.

At 600 miles from the target, 700 miles out of Doomingsland air space, the Bombers begin a 45 degree dive and crank out the power, hitting Mach 2.12 after 30 seconds. Each then releases their one Scramjet, which almost instantly ignite their engines automatically, and scream towards their targets at Mach 7.

As the bombers turn back, the Scramjets climb to 100,000 feet 100 miles from their targets, before begining a terminal dive angling down. They accelerate to Mach 8.2 just before hitting their targets.....

The gladiatorial stadium and the various buildings around it, hoping to send a clear message to the Doomingsland government.

OOC:

Several issues:

Scramjets are vitrually unstoppable, as they fly at Mach 8. No bullet or missile can stop them, and lasers cant penetrate the heatshields round the sides.

And before you give me the stuff about the stadium being armored, do you know what a 10 ton missile going at Mach 8.2 with about 1 ton of explosives does when it hits something?

It tears right though it, most probably coming out the other side at something like Mach 5.

OOC: A couple of issues there, SCRAMjets are not unstopable, far from it. Their emmence speed gives them a lovely IR signature which means they can be intercepted by a decent NS anti-missile system. ICBMs re-enter orbit at mach 20+ so if he has an ABM he should be able to take down a couple. I agree he will knock down at best 2-4, but still, they are hardly unstoppable.

Also, you're declaring war because he executes prisoners? Err... how about you go after someone more deserving like Communist Mississippi.

IC: Praetonia's Souvenir Stall!

http://www.singersoutdoors.co.uk/pages/images/mug-ss-cliphandle.jpg

Steel mugs engaved "I watched prisoners being horribly killed!" on one side. $10.

http://www.ixbt.com/optical/catalog-dvd-r/tdk/disk-tdk-dvd-r47ms.jpg

Doomingslang 'Games' DVD. One Game: $20. Best of: $30. Boxed Set: $100.

http://www.prometheus-imports.com/helmet-grecian-bp-l.jpg

Games style helmet. Replica $50. Used $1000.

http://www.video-affairs.com/assets/images/dvd-case.jpg

Doominslang Games: The Game

Congratulations on the idea. Our crime level "is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force", however we feel the need to spend more of our budget on our military, so will use your idea with the following modifications:

- Billboard advertising in the arena to pay to increase our military assests
- For some situations, eg we have quantities of opposing groups imprisoned, we will do "team" matches. The winners will have their existing sentence halved.

This punishment will be used for all crimes, in an attempt to totally oblivate crime. This decision is the result of a vote by our people, who detest crime in all its forms.

--- AMENDMENT ---

We ask nations who value national freedom to telegram us if they wish to pledge support if we get unaimable international military interest due do this decision. We are not in huge need of personell, due to our mandatory service, however we would probably be in need of anti-aircraft defensive systems.

Its official:

Newsflash

Today at 10:00 pm Kazakhstanian time on the 20th of August, Kazakhstania officially made a decleration of war upon to senseless nation of Doomingsland, who has shunned modern human rights in exchange for a barbaric Gladiatorial internationally illegal fights.

The nation's armed forces have been wound up and the National Reserves are being activated. First, tactical strikes are being called into place as we speak.

*Adams Air Force Base*

On the runway, 12 Tu-160 heavy bombers and 24 F-45 Fighters are quieing for take off. All are fully loaded with weaponary, and ready to scream into battle, as soon as they take off.

When all the jets are in the sky, they all formation turn towards Doomingsland. Each of the bombers carries one Mach 8 Scramjet Missile, a virtually unstoppable missile used by many armed forces.

At 600 miles from the target, 700 miles out of Doomingsland air space, the Bombers begin a 45 degree dive and crank out the power, hitting Mach 2.12 after 30 seconds. Each then releases their one Scramjet, which almost instantly ignite their engines automatically, and scream towards their targets at Mach 7.

As the bombers turn back, the Scramjets climb to 100,000 feet 100 miles from their targets, before begining a terminal dive angling down. They accelerate to Mach 8.2 just before hitting their targets.....

The gladiatorial stadium and the various buildings around it, hoping to send a clear message to the Doomingsland government.

OOC:

Several issues:

Scramjets are vitrually unstoppable, as they fly at Mach 8. No bullet or missile can stop them, and lasers cant penetrate the heatshields round the sides.

And before you give me the stuff about the stadium being armored, do you know what a 10 ton missile going at Mach 8.2 with about 1 ton of explosives does when it hits something?

It tears right though it, most probably coming out the other side at something like Mach 5.
OOC:You would have to be in my airspace to be able to launch the stuff from that range. How can you be 600 miles away from the target if your 700 miles out of my airspace? My capital's pretty deep within my country, so don't say I'm godmodding when your bombers get blown out of the sky.


An E767 detected the incoming aircraft.

"Skyeye here, we've got multiple unidentified bogeys entering friendly airspace. Enemy is aproaching at aproximately mach 2."

"Rodger that, Skyeye, changing course to intercept."

100 F/A22s vectored to intercept the incoming bombers, and at 120 miles, launched Pheonix II missiles at the enemy aircraft, each fighter targeting eight different aircraft.


At the stadium, Patriot PAC-4 ABM missiles were activated (there basicly patriots with better software to hit ballistic missiles), and downed 4 of the missiles, the others falling on the unoccupied stadium, killing no one, as it was unoccupied.

OOC: Post your losses.

The Emporer has called for international support in the upcoming battle against the criminal state of Kazakstania, and all militia units have been called up to defend their homes.

The games are to continue at an undisclosed location, were they will still be broadcasted live.



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Doom AFB

40 Longsword bombers took off, and headed for Kazakstania, each one armed with 8 LSLRM missiles (scramjets). They accelerated to mach 3, and climbed to an altitude of 60,000 feet. At 1200 miles from the target, they released their payload, the missiles headed for the capital, targetting government buildings and military structures. The missiles quickly accelerated to mach 8, and climbed to an altitude of 100,000 feet, and when over the targets, dove down on top, detonating thier incindiery warheads.

Official Statement to Kazakstania-

This unprovoked attack will not go unpunished. We have many allies eager to assist, and we will not hesitate to use nuclear weapons. We wished for a peaceful solution to this, but you are a warmonger, and refused.

OOC: Post your losses.

[OOC - Let's do this right. Maps, special ops, the whole thing. I do not have a website, so the only way you can get my map is with MSN. TG me if you want it. Okay, here is the quick stuff on me: I claim no RL territory, but I am landlocked almost entirely. I have a fifteen to twenty mile coast along my military hub city of Rufushian. My capital is Grenval City, which is in land about 500 miles. My nation is triangular, roughly 1500 miles wide at the top and getting smaller at the bottom, where Rufushian is located. My nation is also roughly 1800 miles long from tip to top. So there you have it, in addition, those two cities are my only main cities, although I have smaller cities with less than 250,000 people. Grenval City is roughly 30 million, yes the city is outrageously huge, and Rufushian is about 27 million. Oh and north western Grenval is completely agricultural, so there is no point in attack there, and there is no point in trying to send troops through there either because there is a huge mountain range forming that border. Doomingsland can we say we are accessable by land, though not necessarily bordering each other? I think that is fair considering that our regions are allied, unless of course, you are an island. Now for the IC:]

Official Presidential Statement

Today, our ally has been attacked in an unwarrented and unprovoked cold-blooded attempt to destroy the sovereignty of the nation as we know it. Our aid has been requested in this matter, and we shall respond with our lives. On a day such as this, we mourn for our loved ones, who are at present preparing to fight. But remember, today, for today is the day where our nation shines!
To the attackers of our ally, we will not stop. We are positioning forces in both Doomingsland and in Rufushian, ready to invade your nation. Surrender now or face total destruction.

President George
Ruler of Grenval

Pray now, for your gods shed their tears for you.

--

Terms of Surrender

The enemy shall:
1. Withdraw all forces from allied territory.
2. Face complete disarmment of all weapons of mass destruction including nuclear, biological, and chemical weaponry, warheads, containers, or any substance regardless of where stored.
3. Allow for a standing army of no more than one million soldiers and no more than two million reserves.
4. Allow for a standing navy of no more than one hundred ships, of which only three may be carriers and none may be trident.
5. Allow for a standing air force of no more than 750 warplanes.
6. Enter into a mutual protection pact with allied forces, where allied forces shall come to the aid of Kazakhstania in the event Kazakhstania sovereign territory is attacked.
7. Never again attack an allied force.

--
1100 Hours; The Warroom; Grenval City, Grenval
The most powerful men in all of Grenval sat in a dark paneled room, considering the direness of the situation. "We must attack!" roared out the Minister of Defense.
Curtly, the President responded, "We all know that, sit down. For now, I have reached a decision. We shall have a bombing run. Load up one hundred B-2A Spirits with cluster bombs. Then we shall see if our terms of surrender are worthwhile."

--

0100 Hours; Grenvali Airspace; Grenval

The bombers roared into the air, one at a time, headed off for Kazakhstania. Each one took off down the runway and into the sky, until the sky was filled with black birds of prey, hungering for blood. The stealth bombers faded into the darkness, their angular bodies and dark paint matching the skies above. They would reach Kazakhstania within three hours.
Meanwhile, sirens roared across military bases along Grenval. They were at DEFCON II and a launch was within the realm of possibility. Thousands of thousands of men suited up. All fifty Heavy Infantry Divisions were placed on high alert. And in the vast swaths of the plains of Grenval, ten nuclear silos, all placed in a row, came online.

--

0200 Hours; Special Operations Deployment;Outside Kazakhstania

A lone helicopter hovered over the waters outside Kazakhstania. A dark oval fell from the helicopter, along with eleven men. Silently, the dark oval, a rubber boat, began moving towards the shore, the motor soundless, the men alert. They rode the waves for some time, silently approaching the sands of the shore. In the moonlight, they could make out the outline of a city ten miles away down the coast. That was their objective, and that was their aim.

[OOC - Let's do this right. Maps, special ops, the whole thing. I do not have a website, so the only way you can get my map is with MSN. TG me if you want it. Okay, here is the quick stuff on me: I claim no RL territory, but I am landlocked almost entirely. I have a fifteen to twenty mile coast along my military hub city of Rufushian. My capital is Grenval City, which is in land about 500 miles. My nation is triangular, roughly 1500 miles wide at the top and getting smaller at the bottom, where Rufushian is located. My nation is also roughly 1800 miles long from tip to top. So there you have it, in addition, those two cities are my only main cities, although I have smaller cities with less than 250,000 people. Grenval City is roughly 30 million, yes the city is outrageously huge, and Rufushian is about 27 million. Oh and north western Grenval is completely agricultural, so there is no point in attack there, and there is no point in trying to send troops through there either because there is a huge mountain range forming that border. Doomingsland can we say we are accessable by land, though not necessarily bordering each other? I think that is fair considering that our regions are allied, unless of course, you are an island. Now for the IC:]

Official Presidential Statement



President George
Ruler of Grenval

Pray now, for your gods shed their tears for you.

--

Terms of Surrender

The enemy shall:
1. Withdraw all forces from allied territory.
2. Face complete disarmment of all weapons of mass destruction including nuclear, biological, and chemical weaponry, warheads, containers, or any substance regardless of where stored.
3. Allow for a standing army of no more than one million soldiers and no more than two million reserves.
4. Allow for a standing navy of no more than one hundred ships, of which only three may be carriers and none may be trident.
5. Allow for a standing air force of no more than 750 warplanes.
6. Enter into a mutual protection pact with allied forces, where allied forces shall come to the aid of Kazakhstania in the event Kazakhstania sovereign territory is attacked.
7. Never again attack an allied force.

--
1100 Hours; The Warroom; Grenval City, Grenval
The most powerful men in all of Grenval sat in a dark paneled room, considering the direness of the situation. "We must attack!" roared out the Minister of Defense.
Curtly, the President responded, "We all know that, sit down. For now, I have reached a decision. We shall have a bombing run. Load up one hundred B-2A Spirits with cluster bombs. Then we shall see if our terms of surrender are worthwhile."

--

0100 Hours; Grenvali Airspace; Grenval

The bombers roared into the air, one at a time, headed off for Kazakhstania. Each one took off down the runway and into the sky, until the sky was filled with black birds of prey, hungering for blood. The stealth bombers faded into the darkness, their angular bodies and dark paint matching the skies above. They would reach Kazakhstania within three hours.
Meanwhile, sirens roared across military bases along Grenval. They were at DEFCON II and a launch was within the realm of possibility. Thousands of thousands of men suited up. All fifty Heavy Infantry Divisions were placed on high alert. And in the vast swaths of the plains of Grenval, ten nuclear silos, all placed in a row, came online.

--

0200 Hours; Special Operations Deployment;Outside Kazakhstania

A lone helicopter hovered over the waters outside Kazakhstania. A dark oval fell from the helicopter, along with eleven men. Silently, the dark oval, a rubber boat, began moving towards the shore, the motor soundless, the men alert. They rode the waves for some time, silently approaching the sands of the shore. In the moonlight, they could make out the outline of a city ten miles away down the coast. That was their objective, and that was their aim.

OOC:Lets just say we share a border, all of my borders are mountainous, so it fits in perfectly.


Mt. Doom Facility, Doomingsland-

The emporer had relocated to this top-secret facility, one mile beneath Mt. Doom, to help coordinate military efforts.

"Sir, Grenval has declared their support for us."

"Just as I expected, good. We're gonna need all the help we can get. Did you start handing out the weapons to the battalion commanders."

"Yes, sir, we began immediatly after their declaration of war."

"Well, I guess now its time for the waiting part..."


Battalion 101, 1st Marines-

A Bradley pulled up to the battalion HQ, and a uniformed official steped out and walked into the HQ tent.

He crisply saluted the major in charge, and handed him a briefcase.

"What is it?"

"It a special atomic demolitions munition, or SADM, more comonly called a suitcase nuke."

A twisted smile appeared on the face of the major, and hundreds of others as they recieved their new toy, courtesy of the government.
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OOC: Description of my country-

Coastline-1000 miles of jaged, inhosbitble coastline

From shore to capital- 900 miles

Landscape-Mostly desert/volcanic ash, a large forest exists in southern area.

Borders-Imperial Articas, Grenval, Shenyang, Ruthless Sluaghter lies just off the coast, I'll try to remember some more people.

Reporter: Mr. President! What will your actions be concerning the Doomingsland incident?

R.L.: I hardly call it an "incident" and I want Emperor Helldawg to know he has my full support. Military forces will be mobilized within the hour. Now if you'll excuse me, I have more important things to do than to listen to your incessent babble.

He turns and walks inside, ignoring the reprters screaming questions after him.

Lone Eagle Air Force Base

40 B-2 bombers were placed on standby along with a 50 F-22 Raptor escort. Their objective: a full scale bombing raid of Kazakhstanian military targets and their capital city.

RS Missile Silos

Three LGM-30 Minuteman ICBMs were vectered in on key military structures.

All of RS is on DEFCON 2 and all homeland defense systems have been activated.

OOC: We're just wiating for DL to give the word.

The bomber wing has been launched. The main target will be military targets in and around his capital. Armed with 40 incindiary bombs each and with the Raptor escort, the B-2s dumped their payloads over military targets and power plants. Ruthless Slaughter is now at DEFCON 1.

Mt. Doom Facility

"Sir, Ruthless Slaughter has declared their support."

"Good. Have all of the toys been handed out?"

"Yes, sir."

"Take us to DEFCON 1."

"Right away, sir."

The DEFCON meter in the room changed from the orange two to the red one, as did the meters in every other major base.

As the high council of Shenyang was preparing to close their daily meeting a message came in of dire urgency.
"We have just recieved word that Doomingsland is under attack. They have repelled an assault and we believe that it is time that we join our ally. The SMC (Shenyang Military Command) respectfully requests the immediate declaration of war against the aggresors, Kazakhstania."

After 4 hours of mostly one sided debate it was decided that war was to be declared. The official announcement went as follows:
"People of Shenyang, I, Council chairman Murdock would like to announce that as of 5:00 tonight we will be at war with the nation of Kazakstania. They have taken aggresive action against our neighbor, Doomingsland. The council considers this action to be unacceptable and have deemed it necessary to deploy our military. Thank you for your cooperation, and good night Shenyang"

DLBC-


Today, the emporer announced gladiatorial games are to be held in Doom Square 5 (NS) days from now. Those participating are the ringleaders of the recent communist revolt in New Rome. As I speak, a massive 50ft. wall and stands are being constructed in the square were the combatants will fight. The winner will be forgivin of his crimes of High Treason, the defeated are to be buried in face down underground graves.

There are a total of ten combatants, former teachers who sparked a revolt that resulted in the deaths of 40 people. They are to armed with curved swords and daggers, and will fight to the death.

OOC:Just want to see how many people complain...

You had me worried for a bit there.
I thought this was going to be foxhunting.

Brutanion doesn't see a point to attacking them; at least this way one of the traitors will survive and it's not up to the international community to force any country to abide by the laws of another country.

A letter sent to the head office of Doomingsland...
We have heard of Kazakstania's recent decision of war. We Mirathans have a solid belief of not tampering with the laws and traditions of other cultures, no matter how silly they may seem; of course, we agree with yours. We are deeply opposed to their decision and all other forms of enforcing laws on other nations, particularly the UN. Is there any way we may assist you in your battle for Justice?
-The Secretary

Another letter was sent to the Praetonian Souvenir Stall head office...
Mayor Kabapus and the rest of Miratha have recently spent plenty of time watching the Doomingsland blood sports. We find it terribly interesting and... Amusing... We want 100 million mugs, 10 million DVD boxed sets and 10 million authentic homeric boar bristle helmets. As well, how much does The Game cost?
Money will be wired on confirmation. It comes to 12 billion USD.
-The Secretary

As the day wears on, over 2,000 Tu-160 bombers with one Scramjet each, launch attacks at about 2,000 Bombers per nation. The missiles are launched at a variety of Military targets with accuracy to 5 metres at 600km out. The missiles sail in over the borders, the bombers never really anywhere near the airspace.

In Kazakhstania, the Military Police have sealed off every town and city only 2 hours after the DOW (way before your troops could possibly arrive) and are holding the cities well.

There are SAM sites dotted accross the whole nation ( anti stealth ones, heres the link http://homepage.mac.com/ardeshir/Anti-StealthTechnology.pdf ) ready to down every bomber and fighter that strays into the air, and ready to vector in F-45 stealth fighters at a moments notice.

OOC: Could we keep use of nukes to a minimum, ir ruins any half decent RP's.

2,000 psychiatrists are being sent to Kazakhstania. Anyone who attacks an ally of Roach-Busters is definitely suicidal. Unless you promptly apologize and pay reparations to Doomingsland this instant, you are going to be obliterated. This is your first, last, and only warning. Should you fail to heed it, your nation will soon become a wasteland.

And in case you do have the nerve to ignore my warning, you will face the wrath of:

apocalypse Class Fleet Carrier X6

Zumwalt Class Destroyer (with nuclear fusion reactors) X100

Virginia Class Fast Attack Submarine X250

The SFF-53 "Black Falcon" X1,000

SFF-59 "Striker" Light Fighter Bomber X1,000

SFF-77 X10

SFVA-3 "Tank Buster" X1,000

Raven Multi-Role Fighter X4,000

Top-of-the-line ECF Battle Ship X1

Stormrider APS (Armoured Personal Suit) X1,000,000

LSIF05 Mongoose MkII X100,000

LSUFV-02 Bulldog A X1,000,000

LSHA-01 Tenoth Tank X750

LSSH-01 Crow X500

LSAI-12 Rain X400

LSAF-05 Duelist X400

LSAF-07 Horror X250

LSAF-11 Abaddon X1,000

Predator body armour X10,000

Astute class submarines X10,000

Super Cobra attack helicopter X5,000

Lepard 2 tanks X500

Challenger tanks X1,000

Mole Mega fighter X10,000

Mole assault boat X10,000

Mole average fighter X100,000

Industrial freighter X1,000

Escort carrier X1,000 (600,000,000)

Strike crusier X10,000

AC-10 "Rockhopper Penguin" Attack Helicopter X1,000

AC-20 "Penguin" Attack Helicopter: X1,000

AC-50 "Emperor Penguin" Attack Helicopter: X1,000

AC-70 "Mountain Penguin" Scout-Attack Helicopter: X1,000

TC-1000 "Madison" Heavy Transport Helicopter: 1,000

TC-2000 "Dark Nova" Heavy Assault Transport Helicopter: X1,000

HHT-3 Roosevelt Heavy Main Battle Tank: X750

HLT-20 Portland Armored Reconnaisance Vehicle/Light Tank: X1,500

HLT-20 Portland Armored Air Defense Vehicle: X1,500

HHT-1X Chamberlain Ultra Heavy Main Battle Tank/Howitzer: X500

Magistrate 2 Heavy Artillery/ Nuclear Artillery Cannon: X1,000

Brautwurst Heavy Infantry Gun: X1,000,000

F-14 Tomcat X1,000

F-16 Fighting Falcon X10,000

B-2 Spirit X100

A-4 Skyhawk X10,000

UH-60 Blackhawk X10,000

Rah-66 Comanche X10,000

CH-47 Chinook X25,000

CH-53 Sea Stallion X10,000

Tyrant-class Battleships X10

Tesla Trooper X10,000,000

UltorClass Battleship/Carrier X10

Blue Thunder Class Choppers X10,000

Payton Class Battlecruiser X100

M1A4 "King Abrams" X10,000


In addition, you will incur the wrath of the following nations: Jordaxia, Crimson blades, The Dark Nexus, Sarzonia, The Metroids, Westtle, Dailey, Irondin, Nellisland, Grenval, Zanat-Su, The Zoogie People, United Korean Nations, The Lightning Star, Knight Of The Round, Generic empire, The Wickit Klownz, Doomingsland, Holy Paradise, Communist Mississippi, The First Republic, Cadwallader, NRAMAN, The Burnsian Desert


If I were you, I'd negotiate this matter peacefully.

OOC:draganovia has laiunched three military sattelits into space, they are small but equppied with heavy lasers and are being targeted at the doomingsland capitol.

IC: "we are locked on and are ready to fire when you give the order sir" said a computer technician in a undisclosed location outside of draganovia, "You have permission" responded Generel John Akila, with that the techinician pressed the big red button and simoultaniously all three sattelites started pouring laser fire down onto the doomingsland capitol.

OOC: dont say this wasnt provoked, also post your losses so we know!! :D :D :D :D

P.S roach busters, your military is screwd if you try and assault us cause we will destroy your invasion with those sattelites

OOC:draganovia has laiunched three military sattelits into space, they are small but equppied with heavy lasers and are being targeted at the doomingsland capitol.

IC: "we are locked on and are ready to fire when you give the order sir" said a computer technician in a undisclosed location outside of draganovia, "You have permission" responded Generel John Akila, with that the techinician pressed the big red button and simoultaniously all three sattelites started pouring laser fire down onto the doomingsland capitol.

OOC: dont say this wasnt provoked, also post your losses so we know!! :D :D :D :D

P.S roach busters, your military is screwd if you try and assault us cause we will destroy your invasion with those sattelites

*cough*godmod*cough* First of all your too young a nation to build anything aside from a communications satelite. Secondly, your too young for a storefront to sell satelites that powerful to you. Thirdly, it would take constant bombardment to level a building. It would take a while to recharge anyway. After the first hits, barely enough to scratch the paint on the building, they would be shot down. You think a country as paranoid as I wouldn't have anti-satelte satelites? Oh by the way, good luck penetrating the atmoshere as mine can't even do it. It's been proven impossible. Doomingsland, I believe this a job for the ignore cannon.

OOC:draganovia has laiunched three military sattelits into space, they are small but equppied with heavy lasers and are being targeted at the doomingsland capitol.

IC: "we are locked on and are ready to fire when you give the order sir" said a computer technician in a undisclosed location outside of draganovia, "You have permission" responded Generel John Akila, with that the techinician pressed the big red button and simoultaniously all three sattelites started pouring laser fire down onto the doomingsland capitol.

OOC: dont say this wasnt provoked, also post your losses so we know!! :D :D :D :D

P.S roach busters, your military is screwd if you try and assault us cause we will destroy your invasion with those sattelites

OOC:I don't RP with known godmodders such as yourself, and you obviusly don't know anything about space-based weapons, so in other words...IGNORED.

As the day wears on, over 2,000 Tu-160 bombers with one Scramjet each, launch attacks at about 2,000 Bombers per nation. The missiles are launched at a variety of Military targets with accuracy to 5 metres at 600km out. The missiles sail in over the borders, the bombers never really anywhere near the airspace.

In Kazakhstania, the Military Police have sealed off every town and city only 2 hours after the DOW (way before your troops could possibly arrive) and are holding the cities well.

There are SAM sites dotted accross the whole nation ( anti stealth ones, heres the link http://homepage.mac.com/ardeshir/Anti-StealthTechnology.pdf ) ready to down every bomber and fighter that strays into the air, and ready to vector in F-45 stealth fighters at a moments notice.

OOC: Oh, I see, your blatently ignoring my attack, then expect us to accept the fact that you claim to be launching 'well outside our airspace' when you would probably be in the middle of my waters. And if you were in the middle of my waters, that would make you smack dab right next to RS, and you'd have a ton of fighters on your ass before you can launch. I'm ignoring this attack until you post losses, and stop godmodding, otherwise I'll just have to ignore your invasion.

President John sits in his office reading a report. He sends a telegram to Kazakhstania.

From: President John of Holy Paradise
To: Kazakhstania
Due to your attacks on our ally, Doomingsland, we declare war on you. Resistance is futile.

Forces have been sent to Doomingsland to help:

500 Bradley tanks
250 Patriot launchers
5,000 F-15 Strike Eagles
7 Nimitz class Battleships
180 Elite HP Submarines
100 Elite HP Destroyers
12,000,000 soldiers
100,000 HP Elite Army soldiers.

The forces land at Doomingsland and are waiting for a reply

More forces may be sent later

Official Response
Try something. We dare you. We doubt you would get much international support for attacking someone who was only upholding their law.

Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation

"Today, it was announced another game is to be held in one week. The contestants will be 3 murderers, a rapist, and a child molester. The games will beign at 3:00 PM, the entry fee is 2.00$ for an adult ticket, and free for children under the age of twelve."
Although I support this idea, I don't think children under 12 should be allowed to see those games. But its your choice.

The forces land at Doomingsland and are waiting for a reply
Send the men and have them take up defensive positions.

Although I support this idea, I don't think children under 12 should be allowed to see those games. But its your choice.

We prefer to raise our children to be extremely violent, yet extremely disiplined, plus military training is part of their schooling, so its all good.

At a top secret base, 25 ICBMs loaded with conventional payloads are launched into the sky. Their target: The capital of Kazakhstania.

(OOC: Long time no see, HP! I look forward to fighting alongside you again.)

The forces in Doomingsland begin setting up camps all around the country.

(OOC: Long time no see, HP! I look forward to fighting alongside you again.)
Quite good to fight with you again too.

50,000 troops got into a formation and boarded the Aurorex starship. The starship took off toward Kazakhstania

Is this war still going on? I noticed that, ever since HP and I jumped in, things have been pretty quiet. :p

At RS missile silos, three ICBMs, all conventional, were launched towards cities along the border. This to pave the way towards invasion.

I guess its time for me to say my famous line:

Where is everyone? :D

50,000 troops got into a formation and boarded the Aurorex starship. The starship took off toward Kazakhstania

You know this is modern tech, right? Space stations maybe, starships no.

The starship lands at an undefended shore in Kazakhstania. They set up a camp there and wait for armored reinforcements directly from HP.

The Shenyang Airforce is begining a bombing campaign over Kazakhstania and the Shenyang Army is prepared to take up defensive positions where ever Doomingsland tells me he wants them. As I speak a force of:

60 Abbadon Air Superiority Fighters
10 B-2 Spirits

is preparing to attack targets all around Kazakhstania in order to soften up military installations for later strikes. The missles are enroute with impact imminent.

Okay not starship, 1000 Hercules Cargo planes. Is that better? Oh and the troops all parachuted to the ground

Ready to surrender, Kazakhstania?

we need a map of Kazakhstania.

A letter sent to the head office of Doomingsland...
We have heard of Kazakstania's recent decision of war. We Mirathans have a solid belief of not tampering with the laws and traditions of other cultures, no matter how silly they may seem; of course, we agree with yours. We are deeply opposed to their decision and all other forms of enforcing laws on other nations, particularly the UN. Is there any way we may assist you in your battle for Justice?
-The Secretary

Another letter was sent to the Praetonian Souvenir Stall head office...
Mayor Kabapus and the rest of Miratha have recently spent plenty of time watching the Doomingsland blood sports. We find it terribly interesting and... Amusing... We want 100 million mugs, 10 million DVD boxed sets and 10 million authentic homeric boar bristle helmets. As well, how much does The Game cost?
Money will be wired on confirmation. It comes to 12 billion USD.
-The Secretary

Your support would be greatly appreciated, you may send as many forces to assist in defence as you wish.

The ICBMs are 3,000 miles from the shore of Kazakhstania.

Is Kazakhstania (sp?) still online?

50 more Hercules cargo planes land on a temporary airfield near the HP camp in Kazakhstania. Each carries 5 Bradley Tanks.

i found out he isn't so I'm going to play one of my computer games for a while. See ya!

I am about to start Gladitorial games in CL for people on death row.


OCC: Let me geuss, you watched the movie "Gladiator". That movie has me wanting to go do that everytime.

i found out he isn't so I'm going to play one of my computer games for a while. See ya!

See you later.

HP: Starships, undefended shores, wtf? IGNORED

All else:

Kazakhstania is officially standing down due to the intervention of Roach Busters.

We still condemn this stuff, but am standing down anyway.

Oh, and the losses were minimal AS THERE IS NO WAY INTO THE COUNTRY. The B-2's could NOT have got there.

OOC:

Awwww shit. How come every war I get into ends like this?

so the war's over? Excellent!

OOC:I don't RP with known godmodders such as yourself, and you obviusly don't know anything about space-based weapons, so in other words...IGNORED.

just remember you started that god mod war!!

just remember you started that god mod war!!

Well, I believe your statement is false. YOU were the first one to god-mod!

Do not incur the wrath of the Jipleastani Military, it would be very foolish of you seeing that I am more than 50 times larger than you. Do not accuse others of godmodding when you do it yourself... Hypocrite

You hurt my feelings. I have more people and more money yet you weren't scared of me, only of RB. I am going to go in a corner and cry now. But still, nice job RB.

Well, I believe your statement is false. YOU were the first one to god-mod!

Do not incur the wrath of the Jipleastani Military, it would be very foolish of you seeing that I am more than 50 times larger than you. Do not accuse others of godmodding when you do it yourself... Hypocrite

i was reffering to another rp me and him were in.

Dang I missed the fight again I wanted to use my St Oz Glorys

i was reffering to another rp me and him were in.

Oh, you mean the one where you had more forces than population? Oh yeah he godmodded first. *rolls eyes*

Our methods of punishment are not of what Doomingsland is. Our punishment is sent time in jail for a maxium of 10 years and yet crime is relitively low. In jail we respect them as a regular citizen and goes to work and all and still receives pay, but does it at the jail. All we do is watch if they want to kill anyone. Even big terrorists have turned into a nice person. Such as Migeal Jefferson. He made a car bombing about 5 years ago. It killed 9 people and injured 12. After 3 years in jail he came out as a nice guy. He has not even got a speeding ticket!

HP: Starships, undefended shores, wtf? IGNORED

All else:

Kazakhstania is officially standing down due to the intervention of Roach Busters.

We still condemn this stuff, but am standing down anyway.

Oh, and the losses were minimal AS THERE IS NO WAY INTO THE COUNTRY. The B-2's could NOT have got there.

OOC:

Awwww shit. How come every war I get into ends like this?

Well, could you at least tell me what my SCRAMjets did, or is that why you quit?

We are not threatening Doomingsland we are just showing our way too.

Our methods of punishment are not of what Doomingsland is. Our punishment is sent time in jail for a maxium of 10 years and yet crime is relitively low. In jail we respect them as a regular citizen and goes to work and all and still receives pay, but does it at the jail. All we do is watch if they want to kill anyone. Even big terrorists have turned into a nice person. Such as Migeal Jefferson. He made a car bombing about 5 years ago. It killed 9 people and injured 12. After 3 years in jail he came out as a nice guy. He has not even got a speeding ticket!
See, to us, that just doesn't seem like punishment, more like staying at a very bad hotel. If we were to try something like that, it would seem to us that justice wasn't served. Plus its cheaper, you know, give the criminals a cheap hand-me-down sword, and tell them to kill each other. Its both justifieing, and entertaing, and Praetonia makes a bundle off it with their suvenier stand.


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Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation-

After the glorious victory against Kazakstania where none of our people were killed, and he cowardly backed off, the stadium has been reconstructed, and the games will take place on time. The emporer says that this is to be a regular program on state sponsered television, and certain maches will be pay-per-view. In many countries, such as TIOR, it will be also be broadcast.

It works if you look at our crime levels

OOC: You know, editing your origonal message is godmodding. And, my friend, there is no way a Patriot can hit a low level SCRAMjet. Ever. Even with advanced software. Ask half the experts on that subject, I know a few.
Also, the Pheonix II attacks were ignored as I had F-45 fighter escorts, with 200km range missile and an accompanying E-3.

IC:

The Scramjets rained down on various military emplacements, mainly SAM sights and defense artillery, making an undiclosed amount of destruction, estimated dead 2,323 men.

The ground controllers considered firing at the bombers, but were way out of range and were officially at peace.

OOC: How come every time you do something evil, you get liberal pieces of shit on your back, and everytime you do something good you get the evil nations of the world on you.

DL, I am TGing you with a proposal.

HP: Starships, undefended shores, wtf? IGNORED

All else:

Kazakhstania is officially standing down due to the intervention of Roach Busters.

We still condemn this stuff, but am standing down anyway.

Oh, and the losses were minimal AS THERE IS NO WAY INTO THE COUNTRY. The B-2's could NOT have got there.

OOC:

Awwww shit. How come every war I get into ends like this?
Err... maybe because you say "you havent caused any damage as Ive destroyed all your bombers because of my SAM sites that always hit and can detect all of your stealth bombers all the time" and then say "I launch missiles from safety and you cant shoot them down even though it geographically makes no sense and SCRAMjets arent invulnerable even though they're fast"

OOC: You know, editing your origonal message is godmodding. And, my friend, there is no way a Patriot can hit a low level SCRAMjet. Ever. Even with advanced software. Ask half the experts on that subject, I know a few.
Also, the Pheonix II attacks were ignored as I had F-45 fighter escorts, with 200km range missile and an accompanying E-3.

IC:

The Scramjets rained down on various military emplacements, mainly SAM sights and defense artillery, making an undiclosed amount of destruction, estimated dead 2,323 men.

The ground controllers considered firing at the bombers, but were way out of range and were officially at peace.
OOC: Actualy, the editing in that post was me adding people who border me. You said that the SCRAMjet does a nose dive from 100,000 feet at the end, that's when it would be vulnerable, a patriot with upgraded software to hit ballistic objects would have a slight chance of hitting it, its just a matter of putting the missile in the right place at the right time. Plus you never said it was acompanied by an E3.

It doesnt really matter how fast the thing goes as it is coming towards you, you aren't tryin to outrun it. I agree that they are harder to shoot down but definately not impossible and they are very easy to detect due to their huge IR signature.

Well damn hard leave it that way. 4 got shot down, I accept that but Patriots arent the best of missiles, its the platform thats rubbish, not the software. They cant even take SCUD's.

Well it was and anyway, the radar for each F-45 is 190km anyway, well within, I believe, the Pheonix II missile.

Well damn hard leave it that way. 4 got shot down, I accept that but Patriots arent the best of missiles, its the platform thats rubbish, not the software. They cant even take SCUD's.

Well it was and anyway, the radar for each F-45 is 190km anyway, well within, I believe, the Pheonix II missile.
No, your thinking of the old PAC-2 system we used in Gulf War I, the PAC-3 model is heavily upgraded and did very well when the Iraqis used their missiles in the more recent war, and my system further improves on that.

Well damn hard leave it that way. 4 got shot down, I accept that but Patriots arent the best of missiles, its the platform thats rubbish, not the software. They cant even take SCUD's.

Well it was and anyway, the radar for each F-45 is 190km anyway, well within, I believe, the Pheonix II missile.
Oh, yeah, one more thing, 190 km translates to 115 miles, and the Pheonix II has a range of 120 miles (this is my own version of it designed to be carried by F22s).

[OOC - I uh thought you stood down? If not, I can always crush you again, no problem.]

[OOC - I uh thought you stood down? If not, I can always crush you again, no problem.]
OOC:He did, we're just debating the effectiveness of patriot missiles against SCRAMjets.

bump

OOC:He did, we're just debating the effectiveness of patriot missiles against SCRAMjets.

Okay, I see.

bump
No need to bump, the thread's done with. Let's just let it die a peacefull, unbumped death.

OOC: Uh, its miles then, I forget. I made it with Zoogie, he'll remember.

Oh, and I didnt know the PAC-3's were used in the gulf. Meh, well.

Sorry for killing your very profitable thread.

OOC: Uh, its miles then, I forget. I made it with Zoogie, he'll remember.

Oh, and I didnt know the PAC-3's were used in the gulf. Meh, well.

Sorry for killing your very profitable thread.

OOC:Its probably kilometers, 190 km is good for a fighter, the Raptors would have to be supported by AWACS to use the missiles. I was kinda hoping you would try to land troops on my shores, seeing that it would be extremely difficult since most of my shore is jagged rocks and cliffs except for one beach, which is very heavily defended. It would have been interesting to see how your men would hold up when the whole beach is covered by 155mm howitzers in concealed areas, it also would have been funny for you to try and make a plane fly over my country, as it is filled with old crappy Russian SAMs, but enough of them to kill quite a few of your guys, plus a ton of Patriots and SA14s.

OOC: Meh, thats what long range HARMS are for.

I wouldnt have even tried to land on your shores, by the way, I have a 500,000 strong paratroop Division.

OOC: Meh, thats what long range HARMS are for.

I wouldnt have even tried to land on your shores, by the way, I have a 500,000 strong paratroop Division.

OOC:That's nice, try getting through all of the AAA I have scattered all over, plus the tanks, oh yeah, lots 'o those, hehehe.

And if your coming in by way of sea, you'd have to get through RS. Our ABM systems along with patriots and a ton of fighters makes passage impossible. By the way, it doesn't matter now, but the B2 strike was targeting cities along the border. They'd go for the capital if resistance was light, but it wasn't.

Well, I'm not, not for anytime soon....