Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 09:58
CM and TBD worked this out via MSN Messenger. Obviously CM RPed the CM characters and TBD RPed the TBD characters.
Location: Highfather Park
Time: 1200 hrs
The Queen ascends to a podium, set up in the duck pond area. Around her are several security detachments, including a sniper team set up in a building across the street.
She shuffles her notes, and begins to read.
"Citizens of The Burnsian Desert,"
"Yesterday, I announced that The Burnsian Desert will become quickly more business friendly,"
A young man about 19 years old is standing in the crowd, he appears just like the others, except under his coat he is wearing a vest loaded with 20 lbs of C4. He is waiting for the right moment; he plans to make his move midway through the speech
"And I also said that we will encourage new business owners,"
"In doing this, I have decided to grant a $50,000 bond to all new small business owners who get at least five hundred customers in six months,"
At this, a large cheer went up in the crowd and several people, probably prospective inventors, began dancing.
The suicide bomber started to dance around as well, and he got closer to the podium. Suddenly and without warning he jumped onto the podium and detonated himself. Everything within about 150 feet of the podium was a smoldering ruin
The TV was capturing it all live.
The reporter was screaming, "Oh my God! They've killed the queen!"
Blood was everywhere. People were screaming, and children cried and ran with missing limbs.
The camera panned out and captured the crowd, several young men were walking away slowly, nobody knew it, but they were the backup assassins. They just slowly walked away, acting shocked and surprised at the attack.
William leaned back and smiled, "Well general... I mean your majesty... The deed is done."
Millions of people, watching the monumental speech, had seen the carnage, all on live television.
"Yes," said Katrina, "yes it is. Soon the council will contact me, as I am the next-highest-ranking female in the government.”
"And there's nothing, absolutely nothing, anyone can do about it..."
(William) (Smiling) "Well you've got your country. May your rule be long and prosperous."
"Our rule," said Katrina, smiling back at him.
William smiled back, "Ah yes, our rule."
(Katrina) "Now, as I promised, your favor..."
(William) "What do you have in mind?"
(Katrina) "I have a strange feeling that you know," she said, going beneath the covers.
William smiled and turned off the lights. They made so much noise that when they finally finished, one of the guards knocked on the door and said, "I'm glad to see you're better Sir!"
William was lying next to her; he was smoking again, as he always seems to be smoking. "So, do you need anybody else taken care of, possibly rogue generals?"
(Katrina) "I have the country under my thumb, except for those terrorists, The Dictator's Soldiers.”
(Katrina) "They're rumored to be based in the abandoned Der Auftragian mines, on the Isle of the Bay of Pigs."
(William) "I can have three divisions from the Republican Guard Internal Security Army deployed to fight them. These units specialize in counter-terrorism, internal security, and all things to do with crushing coups, revolutions, army mutinies, etc. Do you want me to make the necessary arrangements?"
(Katrina) "Of course, love. But wouldn't it be simpler just to bunker-bust the mines?"
(William) "Well are the mines worth anything? Why were they abandoned? Are they empty or were they abandoned for security reasons. We can retake the mines."
(Katrina) "I'm not really sure why they were abandoned. Spectrometers read that there were some large bombs going off in there, but if they were nukes, then the terrorists wouldn't be able to survive the radiation."
(Katrina) "They were silver mines."
(William) "How is your nation fixed for chemical weapons? I could have the mines pumped full of Soman or VX."
(Katrina) "We have enough to destroy an entire country."
(William) (Smiling) "That's always good. But we in CM, we have enough to destroy the world 15 times over."
"That's sure to help me sleep better at night," said Katrina, winking at William.
(William) "So now what? How long before they contact you?"
(Katrina) "They have to go through all the bureaucratic shit, make sure that I'm really second in line and all. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
(William) "Ah yes, bureaucracies... Who needs them, that should be the first thing you do away with."
(Katrina) "Just a waste of time and resources."
(William) "So you're to be queen, and I'm to be king yes?"
(Katrina) "We must be married, first!"
(William) (Smiling) "That's what I was getting at."
(William) "Do you have any particular place in mind? Do you mind if it's in Mississippi or do you want to the ceremony to be in your homeland?"
(William) "Oh yes, I forget to ask first... Will you marry me Katrina?"
(Katrina) "Yes, yes I will marry you, William," said Katrina, with small tears in her eyes.
He leaned in and kissed her, then suddenly an idea came to him, he leaned back and sat up in bed... She wondered what he was thinking.
(Katrina) "What's wrong?"
(William) "Nothing, I just thought of a great idea though."
(Katrina) "Yes?"
(William) "If I'm married into your family, it's unlikely I'll be allowed to ascend the throne in my nation. But perhaps father will give me my inheritance early. In the event of his death and a bickering over the crown, the commonwealth is to be divided. I am set to get Mississippian Libya, Mississippian Egypt, and Western Sahara."
(Katrina) "I have no family."
(Katrina) "But I see your point."
(Katrina) "We should wait..."
(William) "Yes... I imagine father will just increase the inheritance of Roger. He favors Roger over us all. I'm the second favorite though."
(William) "I'm not sure how much longer father will live. Nobody has ever been able to kill him; he's been shot in the face, attacked with VX gas, mauled by zombies... I'm glad he's made it though... But I think what will finally get him, will probably be syphilis, or something like that, if he doesn't catch it... He's had syphilis over fifty times now."
(Katrina) "I thought it was incurable?"
(William) "No, no, it can be cured, each time you get it, you take antibiotics. Now, if Roger dies, it will be either in battle or fighting an animal or a shark. He loves to fight Great White Sharks just for fun."
(Katrina) "You have a very dangerous family, don't you?" she smiled.
(William) (Smiling back) "They're an aggressive bunch, except for that liberal Henry, he's okay though, I guess."
The phone next to the bed rang, Katrina answered it, it was the CM-Department of Internal Security, William's oldest brother, George.
(Katrina) "Hello?"
(George) "Is William there?"
(Katrina) "Yes, right next to me. Would you like to talk to him?"
(George) "Yes please."
She hands the phone to William.
(George) "Hey little brother, I didn't know you had company, good job! Well, how was it?"
(William) "Great."
(George) "Well if you're watching the news, the deed is done."
(William) "Yes, I know, thank you."
(George) "So what are you up to?"
(William) "Well I'm getting married."
Katrina smiled.
(George) "That's great! To the woman you're with now?"
(William) "Well who else?"
(George) "Damnit you little smart ass, just like father, just like me."
(George) "So who is this girl that has made my little brother into a man?"
(William) "General Sylvia Katrina of TBD."
(George) "Lady generals eh? Oh well, I guess that's TBD's business if they want women running around commanding troops. But if you're marrying her, she's okay in my book."
(William) "Thank you George. Would you be a pal and tell father for me."
(George) "Sure thing. Oh by the way, Felben says you owe him."
(William) "What do I owe him?"
(George) "He wants to be able to recruit more volunteers in TBD, talk it over with the general... Hey did you know, she's in line to be queen?"
(William) "Well obviously I know that!"
(George) "Again, you little smart ass.”
George was punching her name into the computer of the database of the DIS Foreign Intelligence computer system, to get all the known information about her.
George starting reading over the information, then he said over the phone, "Did she bother to mention she's an intelligence operative?"
(William) "Ah, we all have our secrets... I never told her I'm in the WKM youth group."
(George) "Ah, good point."
(Katrina) "The who?"
(George) "Did she ever mention she's got a wrap sheet longer than dad’s! She has more speeding tickets than Roger!"
(William) (Turning to Katrina) "It's the White Knights of Mississippi, the Klan."
(Katrina) "Oh. That clears it up."
(William) "You're okay with that right?"
(Katrina) “Sorry if I interrupted, love."
(Katrina) "That's fine. Really.”
(William) "Okay, thank you."
(George) "Well she is well reputed for beating up fellow officers. But hell in 84 when the war started, you remember 2nd Lieutenant Curtis Fabus fragged every commissar attached to his unit."
(William) "Okay, then, well thanks for the information. Take care George."
(George) "You take care to William."
The two hang up their phones.
William turns to Katrina and says, "How come you didn't tell me you're in the intelligence?"
(Katrina) "You done, William?"
(William) "Yes, I'm done... Well about that intelligence business though... You don't need hide anything from me... Okay?"
(Katrina) "I'm in the BIA. Been finding out stuff from people for years, mostly assassinations. Led a mission into Canan to recover a spy plane crew. During the Short War, I flew recon and did HALO jumps into hostile enemy cities. Laser Target Designation, mostly, but sometimes I needed to find out more from my targets. But that's all behind me. I remember flying in ex-Queen Romalia's element. I shot down a bomber with her."
(William) "Father used to be a paratrooper, well he still makes combat jumps all the time. He fought in Egypt and Libya when we originally took them. He also fought in the mine nationalization crisis in UWA a few months back. The generals keep telling him not to risk getting himself killed, but nothing pleases him more than combat... Well a few other things might, but I try not to think of that... I used to sleep in the room next to his... He had a lot of women friends."
(Katrina) "How old is he, exactly?"
(William) "He is 43 years old, soon to be 44."
(Katrina) "And still making jumps?"
(William) "Yes."
(Katrina) "And I thought Daddy was eccentric."
(William) "What do you mean?"
(Katrina) “He was fifty-seven, and still making hit-and-run missions against the dictatorship.”
(William) "Ah, well when my father stops jumping into combat, he can better manage his various businesses. He is worth well over 10 trillion dollars. And that is just his liquid assets."
(Katrina) "A very rich man. I can see why he had all of his 'friends'."
(William) "I'm going to have them build a palace that will rival all other palaces. And we shall rule from there. It shall dwarf all others."
(Katrina) "I always wanted to have my own airport... and my own room. The damn apartment I stayed in the Bunker didn't even have a separate room for the toilet. And my requests for an upgrade always got lost in the damned bureaucracy. Well, do you want to head out somewhere to eat? I think we can discuss our wedding preparations over dinner..."
William kissed her and then said, "And you shall have it all my queen, a palace and a bunker, one extending thousands of feet above the land, dwarfing over the peasants and commoners, the other extending hundreds of feet below ground, into the depths of the Earth."
(Katrina) "Something in an oriental style, no matter how inferior the Asians are, they have a design style that I like."
(William) "I don't think any of the restaurants here are worthy of you. What say we hop a Concorde and go to Alexandria in Mississippian Egypt? I don't have one here waiting, but I have enough cash to buy one, or ten for that matter. We'll be in ME in just three hours if you want
Suddenly, the phone rings. Katrina picks it up, and hears the other line.
(Caller) “Ms. Katrina? This is the Internal Issues Scholar of the Council, Salma Tan'qu”.
(Katrina) “I know who you are, Salma, I see you every day in the briefings. How did you know I was here?”
(Salma Tan'qu) “I was told that you were in Mr. William's room.”
(Katrina) “Well, what do you want?”
(Salma Tan'qu) “I regret to inform you that the queen is dead, ma'am.”
(Katrina) (Fakes Gasp) “NO!”
(Salma Tan'qu) “I'm afraid so, ma'am.”
(Katrina) “What happened?!”
(Salma Tan'qu) “We don't know officially yet, but it appears to be a bomb of some sort.”
(Katrina) “And why the hell didn't security teams find it?!”
(Salma Tan'qu) “We are still investigating, ma'am. But there is another important matter to attend to. You are the next in line for the Queenship.”
(William) (Speaking loud so the other end can hear him, but faking shock and surprise) "Find what? What's happened?"
(Salma Tan'qu) “Who's that?”
(Katrina) “William.”
(Turns to William) “Honey, there's been an attack.”
(William) (Faking shock) "An attack? Where? Was anybody hurt?"
(Salma Tan'qu) “Ma'am, do you accept this position?”
(Katrina) “One second, I'm talking to William.The Queen was killed, love... other statistics aren't known yet. Salma is calling me about what is going on. I'm supposed to be the queen.”
(Salma Tan'qu) “Ma'am, do you accept the position?”
(Katrina) “Yes, yes I do.”
(Salma Tan'qu) “Crowning is next week on Thursday. Long live the Queen.”
(William) (In fake shock) "I'm at a loss for words... She was killed? When? How?"
(Katrina) (Audible enough for Salma to hear) No one knows yet, but supposed to be a bomb there.
(William) "Good Lord!"
Katrina hangs up the phone.
William smiled at her.
(Katrina) "You think that was convincing enough?" she asked, smiling in her sly way.
William nodded and said, "Yes it sure was."
Edited: Spelling mistake, this is what happens when I stay up beyond 4 am.
Location: Highfather Park
Time: 1200 hrs
The Queen ascends to a podium, set up in the duck pond area. Around her are several security detachments, including a sniper team set up in a building across the street.
She shuffles her notes, and begins to read.
"Citizens of The Burnsian Desert,"
"Yesterday, I announced that The Burnsian Desert will become quickly more business friendly,"
A young man about 19 years old is standing in the crowd, he appears just like the others, except under his coat he is wearing a vest loaded with 20 lbs of C4. He is waiting for the right moment; he plans to make his move midway through the speech
"And I also said that we will encourage new business owners,"
"In doing this, I have decided to grant a $50,000 bond to all new small business owners who get at least five hundred customers in six months,"
At this, a large cheer went up in the crowd and several people, probably prospective inventors, began dancing.
The suicide bomber started to dance around as well, and he got closer to the podium. Suddenly and without warning he jumped onto the podium and detonated himself. Everything within about 150 feet of the podium was a smoldering ruin
The TV was capturing it all live.
The reporter was screaming, "Oh my God! They've killed the queen!"
Blood was everywhere. People were screaming, and children cried and ran with missing limbs.
The camera panned out and captured the crowd, several young men were walking away slowly, nobody knew it, but they were the backup assassins. They just slowly walked away, acting shocked and surprised at the attack.
William leaned back and smiled, "Well general... I mean your majesty... The deed is done."
Millions of people, watching the monumental speech, had seen the carnage, all on live television.
"Yes," said Katrina, "yes it is. Soon the council will contact me, as I am the next-highest-ranking female in the government.”
"And there's nothing, absolutely nothing, anyone can do about it..."
(William) (Smiling) "Well you've got your country. May your rule be long and prosperous."
"Our rule," said Katrina, smiling back at him.
William smiled back, "Ah yes, our rule."
(Katrina) "Now, as I promised, your favor..."
(William) "What do you have in mind?"
(Katrina) "I have a strange feeling that you know," she said, going beneath the covers.
William smiled and turned off the lights. They made so much noise that when they finally finished, one of the guards knocked on the door and said, "I'm glad to see you're better Sir!"
William was lying next to her; he was smoking again, as he always seems to be smoking. "So, do you need anybody else taken care of, possibly rogue generals?"
(Katrina) "I have the country under my thumb, except for those terrorists, The Dictator's Soldiers.”
(Katrina) "They're rumored to be based in the abandoned Der Auftragian mines, on the Isle of the Bay of Pigs."
(William) "I can have three divisions from the Republican Guard Internal Security Army deployed to fight them. These units specialize in counter-terrorism, internal security, and all things to do with crushing coups, revolutions, army mutinies, etc. Do you want me to make the necessary arrangements?"
(Katrina) "Of course, love. But wouldn't it be simpler just to bunker-bust the mines?"
(William) "Well are the mines worth anything? Why were they abandoned? Are they empty or were they abandoned for security reasons. We can retake the mines."
(Katrina) "I'm not really sure why they were abandoned. Spectrometers read that there were some large bombs going off in there, but if they were nukes, then the terrorists wouldn't be able to survive the radiation."
(Katrina) "They were silver mines."
(William) "How is your nation fixed for chemical weapons? I could have the mines pumped full of Soman or VX."
(Katrina) "We have enough to destroy an entire country."
(William) (Smiling) "That's always good. But we in CM, we have enough to destroy the world 15 times over."
"That's sure to help me sleep better at night," said Katrina, winking at William.
(William) "So now what? How long before they contact you?"
(Katrina) "They have to go through all the bureaucratic shit, make sure that I'm really second in line and all. It shouldn't take more than an hour."
(William) "Ah yes, bureaucracies... Who needs them, that should be the first thing you do away with."
(Katrina) "Just a waste of time and resources."
(William) "So you're to be queen, and I'm to be king yes?"
(Katrina) "We must be married, first!"
(William) (Smiling) "That's what I was getting at."
(William) "Do you have any particular place in mind? Do you mind if it's in Mississippi or do you want to the ceremony to be in your homeland?"
(William) "Oh yes, I forget to ask first... Will you marry me Katrina?"
(Katrina) "Yes, yes I will marry you, William," said Katrina, with small tears in her eyes.
He leaned in and kissed her, then suddenly an idea came to him, he leaned back and sat up in bed... She wondered what he was thinking.
(Katrina) "What's wrong?"
(William) "Nothing, I just thought of a great idea though."
(Katrina) "Yes?"
(William) "If I'm married into your family, it's unlikely I'll be allowed to ascend the throne in my nation. But perhaps father will give me my inheritance early. In the event of his death and a bickering over the crown, the commonwealth is to be divided. I am set to get Mississippian Libya, Mississippian Egypt, and Western Sahara."
(Katrina) "I have no family."
(Katrina) "But I see your point."
(Katrina) "We should wait..."
(William) "Yes... I imagine father will just increase the inheritance of Roger. He favors Roger over us all. I'm the second favorite though."
(William) "I'm not sure how much longer father will live. Nobody has ever been able to kill him; he's been shot in the face, attacked with VX gas, mauled by zombies... I'm glad he's made it though... But I think what will finally get him, will probably be syphilis, or something like that, if he doesn't catch it... He's had syphilis over fifty times now."
(Katrina) "I thought it was incurable?"
(William) "No, no, it can be cured, each time you get it, you take antibiotics. Now, if Roger dies, it will be either in battle or fighting an animal or a shark. He loves to fight Great White Sharks just for fun."
(Katrina) "You have a very dangerous family, don't you?" she smiled.
(William) (Smiling back) "They're an aggressive bunch, except for that liberal Henry, he's okay though, I guess."
The phone next to the bed rang, Katrina answered it, it was the CM-Department of Internal Security, William's oldest brother, George.
(Katrina) "Hello?"
(George) "Is William there?"
(Katrina) "Yes, right next to me. Would you like to talk to him?"
(George) "Yes please."
She hands the phone to William.
(George) "Hey little brother, I didn't know you had company, good job! Well, how was it?"
(William) "Great."
(George) "Well if you're watching the news, the deed is done."
(William) "Yes, I know, thank you."
(George) "So what are you up to?"
(William) "Well I'm getting married."
Katrina smiled.
(George) "That's great! To the woman you're with now?"
(William) "Well who else?"
(George) "Damnit you little smart ass, just like father, just like me."
(George) "So who is this girl that has made my little brother into a man?"
(William) "General Sylvia Katrina of TBD."
(George) "Lady generals eh? Oh well, I guess that's TBD's business if they want women running around commanding troops. But if you're marrying her, she's okay in my book."
(William) "Thank you George. Would you be a pal and tell father for me."
(George) "Sure thing. Oh by the way, Felben says you owe him."
(William) "What do I owe him?"
(George) "He wants to be able to recruit more volunteers in TBD, talk it over with the general... Hey did you know, she's in line to be queen?"
(William) "Well obviously I know that!"
(George) "Again, you little smart ass.”
George was punching her name into the computer of the database of the DIS Foreign Intelligence computer system, to get all the known information about her.
George starting reading over the information, then he said over the phone, "Did she bother to mention she's an intelligence operative?"
(William) "Ah, we all have our secrets... I never told her I'm in the WKM youth group."
(George) "Ah, good point."
(Katrina) "The who?"
(George) "Did she ever mention she's got a wrap sheet longer than dad’s! She has more speeding tickets than Roger!"
(William) (Turning to Katrina) "It's the White Knights of Mississippi, the Klan."
(Katrina) "Oh. That clears it up."
(William) "You're okay with that right?"
(Katrina) “Sorry if I interrupted, love."
(Katrina) "That's fine. Really.”
(William) "Okay, thank you."
(George) "Well she is well reputed for beating up fellow officers. But hell in 84 when the war started, you remember 2nd Lieutenant Curtis Fabus fragged every commissar attached to his unit."
(William) "Okay, then, well thanks for the information. Take care George."
(George) "You take care to William."
The two hang up their phones.
William turns to Katrina and says, "How come you didn't tell me you're in the intelligence?"
(Katrina) "You done, William?"
(William) "Yes, I'm done... Well about that intelligence business though... You don't need hide anything from me... Okay?"
(Katrina) "I'm in the BIA. Been finding out stuff from people for years, mostly assassinations. Led a mission into Canan to recover a spy plane crew. During the Short War, I flew recon and did HALO jumps into hostile enemy cities. Laser Target Designation, mostly, but sometimes I needed to find out more from my targets. But that's all behind me. I remember flying in ex-Queen Romalia's element. I shot down a bomber with her."
(William) "Father used to be a paratrooper, well he still makes combat jumps all the time. He fought in Egypt and Libya when we originally took them. He also fought in the mine nationalization crisis in UWA a few months back. The generals keep telling him not to risk getting himself killed, but nothing pleases him more than combat... Well a few other things might, but I try not to think of that... I used to sleep in the room next to his... He had a lot of women friends."
(Katrina) "How old is he, exactly?"
(William) "He is 43 years old, soon to be 44."
(Katrina) "And still making jumps?"
(William) "Yes."
(Katrina) "And I thought Daddy was eccentric."
(William) "What do you mean?"
(Katrina) “He was fifty-seven, and still making hit-and-run missions against the dictatorship.”
(William) "Ah, well when my father stops jumping into combat, he can better manage his various businesses. He is worth well over 10 trillion dollars. And that is just his liquid assets."
(Katrina) "A very rich man. I can see why he had all of his 'friends'."
(William) "I'm going to have them build a palace that will rival all other palaces. And we shall rule from there. It shall dwarf all others."
(Katrina) "I always wanted to have my own airport... and my own room. The damn apartment I stayed in the Bunker didn't even have a separate room for the toilet. And my requests for an upgrade always got lost in the damned bureaucracy. Well, do you want to head out somewhere to eat? I think we can discuss our wedding preparations over dinner..."
William kissed her and then said, "And you shall have it all my queen, a palace and a bunker, one extending thousands of feet above the land, dwarfing over the peasants and commoners, the other extending hundreds of feet below ground, into the depths of the Earth."
(Katrina) "Something in an oriental style, no matter how inferior the Asians are, they have a design style that I like."
(William) "I don't think any of the restaurants here are worthy of you. What say we hop a Concorde and go to Alexandria in Mississippian Egypt? I don't have one here waiting, but I have enough cash to buy one, or ten for that matter. We'll be in ME in just three hours if you want
Suddenly, the phone rings. Katrina picks it up, and hears the other line.
(Caller) “Ms. Katrina? This is the Internal Issues Scholar of the Council, Salma Tan'qu”.
(Katrina) “I know who you are, Salma, I see you every day in the briefings. How did you know I was here?”
(Salma Tan'qu) “I was told that you were in Mr. William's room.”
(Katrina) “Well, what do you want?”
(Salma Tan'qu) “I regret to inform you that the queen is dead, ma'am.”
(Katrina) (Fakes Gasp) “NO!”
(Salma Tan'qu) “I'm afraid so, ma'am.”
(Katrina) “What happened?!”
(Salma Tan'qu) “We don't know officially yet, but it appears to be a bomb of some sort.”
(Katrina) “And why the hell didn't security teams find it?!”
(Salma Tan'qu) “We are still investigating, ma'am. But there is another important matter to attend to. You are the next in line for the Queenship.”
(William) (Speaking loud so the other end can hear him, but faking shock and surprise) "Find what? What's happened?"
(Salma Tan'qu) “Who's that?”
(Katrina) “William.”
(Turns to William) “Honey, there's been an attack.”
(William) (Faking shock) "An attack? Where? Was anybody hurt?"
(Salma Tan'qu) “Ma'am, do you accept this position?”
(Katrina) “One second, I'm talking to William.The Queen was killed, love... other statistics aren't known yet. Salma is calling me about what is going on. I'm supposed to be the queen.”
(Salma Tan'qu) “Ma'am, do you accept the position?”
(Katrina) “Yes, yes I do.”
(Salma Tan'qu) “Crowning is next week on Thursday. Long live the Queen.”
(William) (In fake shock) "I'm at a loss for words... She was killed? When? How?"
(Katrina) (Audible enough for Salma to hear) No one knows yet, but supposed to be a bomb there.
(William) "Good Lord!"
Katrina hangs up the phone.
William smiled at her.
(Katrina) "You think that was convincing enough?" she asked, smiling in her sly way.
William nodded and said, "Yes it sure was."
Edited: Spelling mistake, this is what happens when I stay up beyond 4 am.