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Welcome to the Terrorism shop. All prices are USD. Questions, comments, suggestions, purchases? Please post below. Thank you.

Dirty Bomb-$70,000
Mustard Gas-$25,000 per oz.
Plastique-$10,000 an oz.
Trained Terrorist-$5,000 per day ($10,000 deposit required. If terrorist dies you don't get your deposit back.)
Jamming Equipment-$5,000
RPG w/ launcher-$5,000
Van-1,000
Walkie Talkie-$20 w/encryption-+$10
Timer or Remote Detanator-$5
C-4 Explosive-$7500 an oz.

Package Deal-Everything you need to take over a building.
25 Trained Terrorists equip. w/ assault rifles, pistols, and walkie talkies.
5 Plastique
Jamming Equipment
10 RPGs w/ lauchers
2 Vans

ok , for the 5 time today get some pics

we would like to purchase:

2 Vans
Jamming equipment


also do you offer regular, timed C4 car bombs??

we would like to purchase:

2 Vans
Jamming equipment


also do you offer regular, timed C4 car bombs??

remote detonators would be nice too!

we would like to purchase:
2 Vans
Jamming equipment
also do you offer regular, timed C4 car bombs??

2 Vans-$2000
1 Jamming Equipment-$5000
Total-$7000

Yes we have C-4 explosive and you can buy a timer or remote detanator with it.

2 Vans-$2000
1 Jamming Equipment-$5000
Total-$7000

Yes we have C-4 explosive and you can buy a timer or remote detanator with it.

how much would the C4 and Detonator add to the current order??

both detanators are $5 a piece

ill add 1 C4 and 1 detonator

2 Vans-$2000
1 Jamming Equipment-$5000
1 Detanator-$5
1 C-4-$7500
Total-$14,505

2 Vans-$2000
1 Jamming Equipment-$5000
1 Detanator-$5
1 C-4-$7500
Total-$14,505

money has been wired.

ooc: Out of curiousity, how many trained terrorists are usually available at any given time?

id also like to order 30 walkie talkies. could you also put a solid encryption system on it??

we currently employ 150 trained terrorists.

id also like to order 30 walkie talkies. could you also put a solid encryption system on it??

30 Walkie Talkies-$600
30 WT Encryption-$300
Total-$900

30 Walkie Talkies-$600
30 WT Encryption-$300
Total-$900

money has been wired.

Pics would be good but otherwise this looks quite new and original :)

i will see what I can do.

Encoded frequency from the Imperial capital of Sdaeriji


TO: Whomever it may concern, Spencer and Wellington
FROM: Chairman Ilsuo Santite, Sdaeriji


Greetings from the Imperial Dominion. We are very interested in your goods, particularly your offering of trained terrorists. The Imperial Dominion would like to acquire as many of these trained terrorists as possible at this time. We are prepared to pay for however many terrorists can be sent to us immediately. We await a response. Thank you.

Respectfully,
Chairman Ilsuo Santite
Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji

North Koreastan would like you to know that if you were to sponsor terrorist acts within North Koreastan's borders, then we would be saddened to have to see your country off the map.

North Koreastan would like you to know that if you were to sponsor terrorist acts within North Koreastan's borders, then we would be saddened to have to see your country off the map.

ooc: North Koreastan, you have a TG.

I merely offer the terrorists as a service to clients. I do not know, or want to know, what happens to them after that.

We currently have 150 highly trained terrorists. They cost $5,000 each per day. There is also a $10,000 deposit you have to make on each terrorist. If the terrorist comes back so does your deposit, if he doesn't then you lose your deposit.

150 Terrorists-$750,000 per day+$1.5 million deposit for said terrorists.
Total-$2.25 million

Encoded message from the Imperial capital of Sdaeriji


TO: To whom it may concern, Spencer and Wellington
FROM: Chairman Ilsuo Santite, Sdaeriji


I recieved your latest communication, thank you for your response. 150 terrorists is not nearly enough for our needs. Is there any possible way that more can be acquired immediately? It would be greatly appreciated.


Respectfully,
Chairman Ilsuo Santite
Imperial Dominion of Sdaeriji

How many more?

ooc: As many as you can muster.

i can offer about 100 more at double the price (deposit will remain the same). I am charging you double because these guys are on vacation.

bump

:Top Secret Communication: (I.E. In RP no one else but the COH and Spencer and Wellington know of this transaction)

May i buy all 150 for a special duty?

-COH-

150 Terrorists-$750,000 per day+$1.5 million deposit for said terrorists.
Total-$2.25 million

2.25 Million USD ($) Wired

When should i expect their plane to arrive?

-COH-

they will arive in approx. 5 NS hours. (20 minutes real time)

i assume you only need them for one day?

Yes, only about 12 hours and i'll have them back safe and sound.

-COH-

The Jumbo Jet taxied slowly down to the end of the runway at Conway International, the 3rd Airport on the outskirts of Hirgizstan City.

The Jumbo was pure white, completely unmarked carrying a 'non-descript' set of passengers, 150 names on the rota, all faked.

The big Aircraft was ushered into a parking cell by a small yello and black van with a yellow whirling light on the roof.

As soon as the Aircraft came to a stop re-supply vans came to the sides of the aircraft, 6 in total, as was standard procedure for a Jumbo Jet.

The plane sat idle with no one approaching, the mechanical stairs were unmoved. The passengers didn't notice as they were busy getting luggage and bags ready to get off, with only 150 of them on the Aircraft, which was capable of over 200 Hundred passengers, the back seats in the plane were used for various types of luggage.

The White resupply vans, with a catering emblem on the side, had stopped with their backs pointed toward the plane, as normal.

Suddenly and without warning a Soldier Clad in Woodland MARPAT jumped from the cab of on of the trucks and spoke into a radio.

As he spoke the rear doors of all six vans rolled up and out jumped 10 Airborne Army Commando's, fully armed. They formed 2 rows, one on each side of the plane, 30 men long. Each man cradled an M60E5 LMG. Each of the six vans pulled up between each row of 30 and a 50 Caliber Gatling gun slid on rails up to the edge of each van. Two Officers dropped their arms and a barrage of fire erupted from the lines of men.

Bits of the plane flew off into the air, dropping down at the Soldiers feet, the wings were still intact, special care was taken when aiming over the windows close to them.

The 50 Cal Gatling Guns strafed lines down each side of the plane, tearing huge gaps in the, seemingly, wafer thin fuselage. Just as suddenly as it had erupted the Fire stopped.

The MARPAT clad Commando's jumped back into the trucks which sped away, doors open, leaving a trail of debris in their wake.

As soon as the trucks were far enough away an alarm claxon sounded and from the roof of the Terminal building two rockets streaked down crashing into the fore and aft of the fuselage, the fiery debris igniting the fuelled wings turning the massive jet into a crumpled hulk of material and body parts.


From the Fuhrer:

Today your vile enterprise has been dealt a killing blow, your scum have been eradicated from the earth, that is a better place without them. The same fate awaits all terrorists in this great nation. I assure you all bodies will be returned in bags and dropped over your capital city for your crimes.
Terrorism must not be tolerated by any nation.

Communication Ends.


-COH-

Unfortunately you fail to realise that no terrorists can get in or out of Hirgizstan as we don't accept flights from anywhere but approved Nations. We do not accept immigrants, foreign shipping, unless approved and over land tourism is forbidden except for approved Foreign Nationals.

You would not get near the waters of Hirgizstan because they are controlled by radar and any un-identified shipping is quarantined or fired upon.

Thus i have no choice but to IGNORE your latest post.

-COH-

i see you enjoy god moding

i see you enjoy god moding

ooc: Please, you're the one who godmodded. He purchased those terrorists and they were his to do as he pleased. You can't just unilaterally engage in terrorism within someone's country, much less fly off in an unidentified and uncleared aircraft from someone's nation, without giving them at least a chance to respond.

S&W, Im gonna make this easy for you. Close the store, or I invade your country. Parliment is fine with it, and its for a good cause, and I feel like kicking some ass, so dont screw around.

OOC: I have strictly closed borders, so terrorism is highly unlikely.

fine whatever. im getting bored of it anyway.

Dirty Bomb-$70,000
Mustard Gas-$25,000 per oz.
Plastique-$10,000 an oz.
Trained Terrorist-$5,000 per day ($10,000 deposit required. If terrorist dies you don't get your deposit back.)
Jamming Equipment-$5,000
RPG w/ launcher-$5,000
Van-1,000
Walkie Talkie-$20 w/encryption-+$10
Timer or Remote Detanator-$5
C-4 Explosive-$7500 an oz.

The New Wazi Government secretly ordered 50,000 Dirty Bombs and 500 oz of Mustard Gas. The Government then wired the money to the shop.

unless you want to fight with me in the war you aint getting nothing.

SHOP CLOSED

OOC: Sorry, just trying to pick a fight, lol...

It is sad to see such offers being publicly bartered here.

Director of Counter-Terrorism Chris Malama has issued the following statement, based on Teitsmania's "Articles of Terrorism on the Homeland":

"Teitsmania maintains a strict and steadfast position on terrorism. Terrorists caught in Teitsmania will not be expedited or prosecuted. They will be subject to prompt execution via public hanging with due diligence."

shop Closed! Shop Closed! Shop Closed! Shop Closed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.villainsupply.com/

that is a weird, but cool, site.

I am glad to see that my actions brought a swift and decisive end to this vile operation.

Let it be a warning to every other terrorist wannabe.

-COH-

Two package deals.

I want all the freedom fighters to be Chinese (so as not to arouse suspicion in the countries I want them to operate) and I want you to have one group go to Sino, one to _Taiwan. If you can do that, and smuggle the arms into those countries, we will pay you handsomly. If you are caught, we never met.

Shop is closed btw. Check Pg3, halfway up or so.

The only thing we find more disgusting than terrorism, is people forcing others to stop making money. Terrorists may kill, but they have political ambition. But anti-Economists... only a mindless animal would have such casual disregard for profit! Perhaps you should have hired better PR personnel, S&W, and come up with a name that would satisfy consumers. 'Terrorism Shop' was asking for trouble, don't you agree? It is like Microsoft renaming themselves to 'We Spy on your Computers so we can Steal Your Bank Details' :confused:

No, I actually thought thats what it was. Btw, if you read the whole thread you would know the SHOP WAS CLOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!