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Premier Curtis Fabus to be crowned Czar!

Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 07:04
The cabinet voted 12-0 in favor of crowning Curtis Fabus Czar for life of the Mississippian Commonwealth. There was also a plebiscite (Yes/No) vote held of all white property owning males sixteen years of age and older, and all women who had permission to vote from a male relative.

The votes in Mississippian Libya resulted in 134% Yes and a 1% No.

The votes in Mississippian Egypt resulted in 156% Yes and a 3% No.

The votes in Mississippi resulted in 98% Yes and a 2% No.

The votes in Western Sahara resulted in 98% Yes and a 2% No.

The votes in Tennessee resulted in 84% Yes and a 16% No.

The votes in Fabus Island resulted in 97% Yes and a 3% No.

The votes in Kentucky resulted in 91% Yes and a 9% No.

The votes in Ohio resulted in 89% Yes and 11% No.

The votes in Indiana resulted in 88% Yes and 12% No.




Arthur Frick, Minister of the Interior, and Paul Stahlecker, Minister of Foreign Affairs accepted all the results and the coronation date has been set for two weeks in the main cathedral in Jackson City.

Reports of massive number of voters in ME and ML voting multiple times, have been hotly denied by the Governor-Generals of the respective territories.




All nations wishing to send a delegation to the coronation to pay tribute to the great Curtis Fabus, apply here. (Ooc- No terrorist crap, we search people so thoroughly, it's not funny. Also getting into our nation is harder than getting into anywhere, planes must stop in Tennessee and be searched, boats must dock at Fabus Island and be searched before being allowed to proceed)
The Parthians
19-08-2004, 07:26
Shah Khosru of Parthia would like to attend along with a retinue of dignitaries of Parthia:

Crown Prince Piruz of Parthia
The Satrap of Ctesiphon- Phraotes Sardarizadeh
The Satrap of Persepolis- Bahram Teymorian
The Satrap of Terhan- Ardashir Savhadkohi

A recent poll in Parthia shows that 99% of all citizens think Premier Fabus is a great man who deserves the throne of royalty.
Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 07:27
Shah Khosru of Parthia would like to attend along with a retinue of dignitaries of Parthia:

Crown Prince Piruz of Parthia
The Satrap of Ctesiphon- Phraotes Sardarizadeh
The Satrap of Persepolis- Bahram Teymorian
The Satrap of Terhan- Ardashir Savhadkohi


Accepted.
Mekanta
19-08-2004, 07:29
"Oh, so the ape will be wearing a crown. How cute."

"Remind me to send a few of the crosses and junk we loot when we slaughter those catholics giving us trouble. You apes like that stuff, correct?"

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Director of Mekantan Operations on Terra
The Burnsian Desert
19-08-2004, 07:31
OOC: I expect William will be attending? If so...

IC:

General Katrina Romanovav will be in attendance.
Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 07:32
OOC: I expect William will be attending? If so...

IC:

General Katrina Romanovav will be in attendance.


Ooc- Oh yes, all the Fabus family will be there. Roger may or may not, depending on his tetanus and pneumonia. William is set to be deployed to Egypt in about ten days, but he'll just get leave and sneak away for a few hours, hop a military jet, and be in CM in under 4 hours.


Ic:

Accepted.
Dimmimar
19-08-2004, 07:35
The Psychotically-Induced State of Dimmimar would be honoured to send an entourage to the crowning of the soon to be Czar Fabus.

The Minister for Foreign Affairs will attend.
Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 07:36
The Psychotically-Induced State of Dimmimar would be honoured to send an entourage to the crowning of the soon to be Czar Fabus.

The Minister for Foreign Affairs will attend.



Ic: Accepted.

Ooc: Work on IG Virus RP. :D
Mekanta
19-08-2004, 07:38
-OOC-
Yeah. Used Internet Explorer. Too used to Mozilla by now.

*kicks IE. Repeatedly. Then tentacle rapes it*
Canad a
19-08-2004, 08:29
If we send a dignatories to the Missisipian Commonwealth, we request to bring additional bodyguards.
Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 08:36
If we send a dignatories to the Missisipian Commonwealth, we request to bring additional bodyguards.


We take it as an insult that you are insinuating that the Special Republican Guard Division along with 3-5 divisions of the Republican Guard, are incapable of providing anything other than perfect security.
Canad a
19-08-2004, 08:38
How many make up the three to five divisions of the Special Republican Guard Division and the Republican Guard?
Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 08:43
How many make up the three to five divisions of the Special Republican Guard Division and the Republican Guard?


Check the thread, "Everything you ever wanted to know about Communist Mississippi" the 2nd or 3rd post is on the armed forces.
Sevaris
19-08-2004, 13:12
The votes in Mississippian Libya resulted in 134% Yes and a 1% No.

The votes in Mississippian Egypt resulted in 156% Yes and a 3% No.

CM- You can't have more than 100 percent of anything. I suspect voting fraud, but whatever. Fabus is practically a despotic monarch anyway, why not make it official?
Euro Switzerland
19-08-2004, 13:21
OOC - Due to CM's right-wing, imperialist stance (just out of curiosity, is the name ironic or did you start out Left-wing?), would you allow a left-wing state to send a dignitary? If so, then I would like to send someone to attend this event.
The Parthians
19-08-2004, 18:27
The Shah's 747 was over Alabama and flying to Communist Mississippi. The noble and imperial passengers in the back were all awaiting a landing from the long flight from Persepolis to Communist Mississippi. The pilot tried to contact Mississippian ground control, "This is a diplomatic flight carrying the Shah of Parthia requesting permission to land at Jackson City airport , over.
Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 18:32
The Shah's 747 was over Alabama and flying to Communist Mississippi. The noble and imperial passengers in the back were all awaiting a landing from the long flight from Persepolis to Communist Mississippi. The pilot tried to contact Mississippian ground control, "This is a diplomatic flight carrying the Shah of Parthia requesting permission to land at Jackson City airport , over.



Ooc- "Unidentified plane! Fire SAMS" Just Kidding!


Ic: "This is central Jackson City Air Command, you are cleared to land at runway 109. Have a safe landing."
Greenmanbry
19-08-2004, 18:40
Ooc- "Unidentified plane! Fire SAMS" Just Kidding!


Ic: "This is central Jackson City Air Command, you are cleared to land at runway 109. Have a safe landing."

OOC - Runway 109?.. You do realize there can't be a runway 109 in RL, don't you?.. If CM has a different method of labelling runways, we would like to be briefed about it, since our new airport would have several busy runways, and we want operations to be as efficient as possible..

IC - The government of Greenmanbry's official reaction echos the sentiments of Sevaris'
The Parthians
19-08-2004, 18:43
OOC: No, not SAMs!!!

IC: "Confirmed, We are preparing for landing."
The Parthian aircraft touched down on runway 109 and came to a stop before taxing to the terminal used for diplomats.
Communist Mississippi
20-08-2004, 19:56
The Pope of the CM Roman Catholic Church, Pope Pius XIII, was supposed to be performing the coronation, but Premier Fabus has decided that the ceremony will be performed by field marshal Bertrand Navarre who is the leader of the CM Christian Identity Church and the Imperial Wizard of the White Knights of Mississippi. Bishop Herman Von Felben, the Minister of Religion, will also be there for the ceremony to bless the crowd and Czar Fabus.



The crown was being readied, it had taken over six months and three-hundred million dollars to make, but it was ready. The Premier was so certain the people would approve his being crowned czar, that he ordered the crown made months before the vote took place.


Ooc: Soon the ceremony begins.
Dimmimar
20-08-2004, 20:01
"This is Brava Flight 3 requesting permission to land. We are carrying the Minister for Dimmimaran Foreign Affairs."

The Plane swoops around the immediate area.
Communist Mississippi
20-08-2004, 20:03
"This is Brava Flight 3 requesting permission to land. We are carrying the Minister for Dimmimaran Foreign Affairs."

The Plane swoops around the immediate area.


"This is Jackson City Air Defense Command... You are cleared for landing on runway 32."


Ooc: You reply to the Schacht/Eva Rp?
Dimmimar
20-08-2004, 20:16
OOC:
Done it :D

I.C:
"Thank you. We will land immediately"
The Parthians
20-08-2004, 20:26
The Shah walked out of the plane in the diplomatic terminal. He wore a military uniform of an 'Immortal' field marshall (OOC: It looks like any uniform of a European monarch). On his head he wore one of his many crowns
http://www.iranchamber.com/museum/royal_jewels/images/03_pahlavi_crown.jpg

He walked over to the CM representative and spoke, "where shall my retinue be staying?"
Itinerate Tree Dweller
20-08-2004, 20:38
Daniel Reck was hand picked to be the special envoy to the Czar's coronation. Reck had experience with mississippians before.

Emperor: "Go to the ceremony and deliver this."

The Emperor hands a a sceptre to Daniel. The sceptre was engraved with assorted christian symbols. At the top was an engravement of the CM flag with the Czar's name below it, as well as plenty of room for additional names.

Emperor: "Tell the Czar that this sceptre represents ITD's friendship to the lands of Communist Mississippi."

Reck: "Yes, my emperor."

Twenty minutes later, Reck was on a plane toward Tennessee.
Communist Mississippi
20-08-2004, 20:42
The Shah walked out of the plane in the diplomatic terminal. He wore a military uniform of an 'Immortal' field marshall (OOC: It looks like any uniform of a European monarch). On his head he wore one of his many crowns
http://www.iranchamber.com/museum/royal_jewels/images/03_pahlavi_crown.jpg

He walked over to the CM representative and spoke, "where shall my retinue be staying?"



"They may stay in the Ion Antonescu Hotel about three blocks from the Central Cathedral."
Communist Mississippi
21-08-2004, 21:39
The coronation will begin soon, you'd all best get a moving to Mississippi (Jackson City) if you want to attend.
Communist Mississippi
22-08-2004, 02:58
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Itinerate Tree Dweller
22-08-2004, 03:05
The ITD envoy arrives for the coronation ceremony. Daniel Reck is dressed in an expensive suit, escorted by one of the future ITD queen's sister.

Reck: "Ah, finally."
New Jersey Counties
22-08-2004, 03:13
So as to promote an understanding between American nations, we would like to send Deputy Secretary of State Jacob McEwynn to attend the...

As McEwynn stepped off the plane, he wondered what cruel twist of fate had made him almost the sole delegation from the New Jersey government. Backwoods hicks... McEwynn shook his head. What a thing to think, he scolded himself. Stereotype.
But, that didn't make him like Fabus anymore. Well, might as well just not think about that and enjoy the food, McEwynn mused.
New Zambuda
22-08-2004, 04:14
I would like to attend as well as my entire cabinet and the leaders of my Progressive Party.

With regards,
Sheik Mon
Prime Minister
Communist Mississippi
22-08-2004, 04:16
I would like to attend as well as my entire cabinet and the leaders of my Progressive Party.

With regards,
Sheik Mon
Prime Minister


Sorry, but no arabs are permitted in Mississippi herself.
Hattia
22-08-2004, 04:26
Official Statement from Prime Minister Andropov

I would like to remind 'Czar' Fabus that if he tries anything against the Republic or our allies that he will end up like Hattia's previous Czars.

IE: Decapitated and hanging over Red Square

Cheers!

Prime Minister Alexei Haton Andropov
Prime Minister of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Hattia
Communist Mississippi
22-08-2004, 04:28
Official Statement from Prime Minister Andropov

I would like to remind 'Czar' Fabus that if he tries anything against the Republic or our allies that he will end up like Hattia's previous Czars.

IE: Decapitated and hanging over Red Square

Cheers!

Prime Minister Alexei Haton Andropov
Prime Minister of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Hattia


Your message was not read because the Czar used it to line the litter box for his Siberian Tiger.
New Zambuda
22-08-2004, 04:35
May we attend this event since you have read are previous post in the wedding thread.

-Sheik Mon
Communist Mississippi
22-08-2004, 04:37
May we attend this event since you have read are previous post in the wedding thread.

-Sheik Mon

Yes.
Hadula
22-08-2004, 04:40
Your message was not read because the Czar used it to line the litter box for his Siberian Tiger.
OOC: Siberian tiger? Bah! Let's see you try to tame a Hadulan "saltie" and then I'll be impressed ;)
New Zambuda
22-08-2004, 04:46
We look forward to the event.

-Sheik Mon
Weyr
22-08-2004, 04:52
oOOC: Yes, I know you spell it Czar; I preffer my own version
IC:

To: The Government of Communist Mississippi
From: Consul-General J. W. Gibbs
Re: Tsardom

The Kingdom of Weyr would like to congratulate Tsar Fabus on his ascention to the throne. At this time, unfortunately, the High King Alicia li'Wye will be unable to attend the ceremony due to pressing internal concerns.

Sincerely,
Consul-General J. W. Gibbs
Communist Mississippi
22-08-2004, 22:33
Everybody ready? The coronation starts as soon as I make a few other posts and can get around to this one. :D
The Parthians
22-08-2004, 22:34
OOC: I am ready.
New Jersey Counties
23-08-2004, 03:44
(Okie-dokie.)
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 05:57
Pope Pius XIII and Field Marshal Bertrand Navarre were in the cathedral waiting for Curtis to arrive, the time was fast approaching.

The massive oak doors were suddenly opened and light shone through, the sons of nobles held the doors open wide as the soon to be Czar slowly moved forward, walking towards the altar. Republican Guard youth in training held his long coattails so it didn't drag on the ground.

He slowly but surely made his way towards the altar. Everybody was turned sideways to see their Premier, their Czar.

Outside, over 100,000 Republican Guardsmen were on duty to provide security. Their masterly polished boots reflected the sun in bright beams.

The day was going fine, the beauty of the day was a testament to the grand occasion.

Inside the cathedral, the light shining brightly through the stainglass designs, depictions of biblical events... Each one telling a different history from the bible.


Curtis arrived in front of the altar, on the altar was a sword, crown, a bible, and a few other items.

Navarre spoke, his voice echoed throughout the building, "We are here before God and Country, to crown this great man Premier Curtis Fabus as Czar of Mississippi and the Mississippian Commonwealth...


The ceremony had begun...
Itinerate Tree Dweller
23-08-2004, 06:20
Daniel Reck, amidst the people in the seats, was simply amazed at the quality and power of the crowning. He had seen nothing similar since his own emperors crowning. He held, in his hands, the golden sceptre. The sceptre would be presented as a gift to the newly crowned czar.

The ceremony continues.
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 06:26
Fabus went down on one knee and Navarre held the bible out for him to kiss.

He read from a book other than the bible though.

(Navarre) "Do you accept your power comes from God the Father, Christ the Son, and the Holy Ghost?"

(Fabus) "Yes. I surely do."

(Navarre) "Do you accept that we whites, the children of Abel, son of Adam and Eve, are locked in a death struggle with the jews, the children of Cain, son of Satan and Eve?"

(Fabus) "Yes. I certainly do."

The first two questions had been properly answered... The ceremony would continue.
Soviet Bloc
23-08-2004, 06:44
The ARSB wishes to congratulate Premier Fabus on becoming 'Czar'. In recognition of this monumental moment, one of the ARSB's greatest candlemakers has created the 'Crowning of a Czar' commemorative candle. This three pound candle made from premium wax has Czar Fabus ornately carved into it using granules of gold. Its wick is slow burning and designed to last. The overall color of it is an ivory white.

We have sent the aforementioned candle along with an expensive candle-holder (with the CM flag, national seal, and a few other things engraved into it) to Communist Mississippi along with a recommendation that the newly crowned Czar light the candle to show the forming bonds between CM and the ARSB. The flame will signify the light thrown upon both members and that will continue to light their paths of righteousness and friendship for as long as they remain. We also ask that this be lit during the ceremony for an even greater impact on the civilians and government officials present.


SECRET:

The 'wax' is only about an inch thick and surrounds a solid semtex core. The wick, actually a small portion (the initial portion is the slow burning and it lasts about 1.6 seconds) is a 1 second fuze that runs down to a primitive detonator (with no metal parts) which ignites the semtex. Anything within five feet will surely be destroyed. The semtex has no color along with the detonator, neither is visible or detectable.The wax will seal in any aroma that could be picked up by bomb-sniffing dogs.
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 06:47
Fabus was never a candle man, he hated them, he always said, "Mother said they're a fire hazard all throughout my childhood, and I believe that to this day." So when he saw the candle, he said, "Send it to, well send it anywhere but here. Give it to the Libyans, those savages need the gift of fire."

The servant nodded and packaged it up to send to the diplomat from Libya.
Soviet Bloc
23-08-2004, 06:53
OMON Intelligence Agents were overheard screaming "DAMMIT!" repeatedly at the OMONIA Headquarters in rural Rostov.

"What an ass..." Shouted one...

"Yeah... Ugh... Wait... Shit! Call some of our agents in Libya! Find where it goes and lets watch, we can't let this oppurtunity go to waste!" returned another.

"Hmm... Good idea... Nothing better than watching some native people experiencing explosives for the first time..."
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 06:56
The arab diplomat didn't want the candle, he thought they were against Allah, so he sent it to an anti-muslim rabbi in New York City. He sent it with the message telling him where he could shove it.
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 07:02
The ceremony paused for a few minutes while Curtis stopped to light up a cigarillo, he smoked more than 80 cigarillos a day... And when those weren't around, he'd smoke 20 cigars, or 200 cigarettes... If he was out of that, or if he was in the mood for other stuff, he'd chew 4 pouches of Fabus Big Leaf Chewing Tobacco (4 ounces per pouch), or use 3 tins of Salazar Smokeless Tobacco (like skoal pouches)
Soviet Bloc
23-08-2004, 07:21
Due to the apparant rejection of the commemorative candle, we feel we must send something else to make up for it.

We have sent a box of 240 of our finest cigarillos, created from the finest tobacco cut this side of the Atlantic. The premium tobacco was grown from the fields downwind of the Caucusus mountains in a rich environment. ARSB tobacco connoisseurs have rated this the most exquisite and refreshing tobacco in the ARSB. Packed with perfection and rolled in rich Italian paper. These are, by far, the finest cigarillos in Eurasia. Each cigarello has a thin roll of heavy paper around it with a gold encrusted number in each. Each is dedicated to Czar Fabus.

The box of 240 is made of heavy oak, freshly cut from the forests of Georgia, encrusted with gold. It features a commemorative label as well as the new Czar's name carved into the box and coated in platinum. Written in gold towards the bottom is: "Presented to Czar Fabus from Premier Boris Chlevenkov, the Armed Republic of Soviet Bloc."

Also enclosed in the box is a $1.5 million USD check written to Czar Fabus for the occasion.


======================

Secret IC: Each cigarillo is actually six ounces of semtex with two fuzes, one on each end. It is completely surrounded by tobacco with more tobacco towards the end that is to be lit. However, the fuze, upon lighting of the tobacco, will be lit too. Detonation is almost instant. Effective radius is about one foot.

The tobacco will prevent any bomb sniffing dogs from smelling the explosives.
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 07:26
Due to the apparant rejection of the commemorative candle, we feel we must send something else to make up for it.

We have sent a box of 240 of our finest cigarillos, created from the finest tobacco cut this side of the Atlantic. The premium tobacco was grown from the fields downwind of the Caucusus mountains in a rich environment. ARSB tobacco connoisseurs have rated this the most exquisite and refreshing tobacco in the ARSB. Packed with perfection and rolled in rich Italian paper. These are, by far, the finest cigarillos in Eurasia. Each cigarello has a thin roll of heavy paper around it with a gold encrusted number in each. Each is dedicated to Czar Fabus.

The box of 240 is made of heavy oak, freshly cut from the forests of Georgia, encrusted with gold. It features a commemorative label as well as the new Czar's name carved into the box and coated in platinum. Written in gold towards the bottom is: "Presented to Czar Fabus from Premier Boris Chlevenkov, the Armed Republic of Soviet Bloc."

Also enclosed in the box is a $1.5 million USD check written to Czar Fabus for the occasion.


======================

Secret IC: Each cigarillo is actually six ounces of semtex with two fuzes, one on each end. It is completely surrounded by tobacco with more tobacco towards the end that is to be lit. However, the fuze, upon lighting of the tobacco, will be lit to. Detonation is almost instant. Effective radius is about a one foot.

The tobacco will prevent any bomb sniffing dogs from smelling the explosives.

In the official Federal government building of Jackson City...

The Premier's deputy minister took one look at the box and shouted, "This isn't his brand! This isn't Fabus Premium!" and then he walked away in disgust. "And I'm tired of shitty communists sending pathetic tribute. Take nothing more from them!"

A secretary picked up the box and tossed it into the fireplace, a loud roar erupted as the secretary was blown back across the room, slightly wounded, but otherwise unharmed.

Secret: CM would be preparing a "gift" for Soviet Bloc, in the form of 1,000,000 CMB ready to crusade, they didn't need to disguise their bombs... They were their bombs.

Ooc: You should have learned by now, the Premier only smokes Mississippian tobacco (he makes some exceptions for Kentucky, Tennessee, and Egypt)


Ooc: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=6820496&postcount=1

"No Terrorist Crap"
Soviet Bloc
23-08-2004, 07:41
*isn't communist*


Meanwhile, at OMONIA HQ, Rostov, ARSB...

"Dammit... Assassinate that Deputy Minister... He ruined it all. He could've at least sent the things back where we could've put them to good use..." Snorted one intelligence expert...

"Yeah... Damn... Uhh... Shit, we got a problem..." returned another.

"What is it?" questioned the other.

"Uhh, CMs unto us..." shrugged an OMONIA lieutenant...

"No shit... We put semtex in his cigarillos and plaster our name on every cigarillo and the box... Now, tell me, how is he going to find out who sent them?" laughingly replied another lieutenant. "Next time just send a large drum labeled whiskey... Have it vaguely sent to Communist Mississippi. Fill it with kerosene and have the cap lined with flint so when they open it it sparks and blows that dumbass minister away. And don't tack our name on it this time... Oh! And label it as Mississippian Whiskey or Jack Daniels #10. Or something..."

The other lieutenant sighed... "Alright..."

-The above action of the two OMONIA agents is not condoned by the ARSB and in no way relfects its attitude about CM.-
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 07:47
Secret: The Deputy Minister was meeting before cabinet, discussing the recent attempt by SB to assassinate the premier using cigars.


(Deputy) "Their name was on the box! Their leader sent a card with it. He's behind this! We must act!"

(Felben) "Let the CMB handle this, we can get them!"

(Markovic) "Are you certain they were attempting to..."

(Felben) "Yes! His name was on it, addressed to our premier from their leader!"
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 07:52
Public Announcement: "CM is placing a full embargo on all goods and products from Soviet Bloc for reasons that are classified."


Secret: The CMB was readying to kick-off a campaign against Soviet Bloc... Over 1 million suicide bombers, militants, and other gunmen would attempt to attack Soviet Bloc interests at their home and abroad.
Soviet Bloc
23-08-2004, 08:01
Premier Chlevenkov awoke in the middle of the night to his phone ringing..."Now what?" he muttered, grasping for the phone... He picked it up and pressed the receiver to his ear, he uttered a haphazard 'hello'.

"Sir, this is Major Stormovich... With OMONIA."

Chlevenkov perked up... "Yes... Yes. What is it?"

A sigh could be heard on the other end, "We have a situation. Apparantly some bored and drunk idiots down in the OMONIA Foreign Intelligence Directorate sent Communist Mississippi's new Czar a candle made of semtex and a case of cigars... Each made of semtex."

Chlevenkov began laughing, "I trained those asses good didn't I? No, really, what's going on?"

"Uhh, I'm serious... They're now contemplating military action on us."

Chlevenkov stopped laughing, "Well that just bites a dog's nipple don't it?"

The man on the other end coughed... "Sir... What's the matter with you?"

Chlevenkov belched, "Oops, what'd I say? Oooh, sorry, too much to drink tonight, ya know how those state parties always end up after the clock hits eleven."

The man coughed again... "Uhh, yeah... Anyways, we advise you send a statement to Communist Mississippi."

Chlevenkov retorted, "A declaration of war? Sure."

The man shouted into the phone, "NO! NO NO!"

Chlevenkov nodded to himself, "Oh, I see now..."

And, after about another two hours of conversing over the phone, Premier Boris Chlevenkov issued this live audio statement concerning the recent assassination attempts on Communist Mississippi...

"Dear friends in the sovereign state of Communist Mississippi... I'm terribly sorry for the failed assassination attempt. It always sucks when one doesn't go according to pla..." He stopped and some talking was heard. "What I mean to say is... This was not a deliberate attempt on Czar Fabus' life. Two jokers down in OMONIA's Foreign Intelligence Directorate somehow found it funny to attempt to annihalate someone with a semtex candle or semtex cigarillos... " he chuckled at this, he couldn't help it... "As I was saying... These two men were not acting under the authority of me, my parliament, our nation, our military, or our intelligence agencies. The two men were intoxicated when they issued the order and used false documents to confirm it. The two men will be brought to justice in the ARSB...

Once again, we are gravely sorry for what has happened and we are glad to see that Czar Fabus is not dead... Yet..."
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 08:04
"We want them to be extradited to Mississippi so they can be publicly tarred, feathered, hanged, castrated, and set ablaze while still alive. And then we make postcards of it all." Paul Stahlecker.


(Ooc- There are about 300,000-900,000 lynchings in CM and the Commonwealth territories per year, and each one gets made into a postcard. Of course this will be a legal hanging)
Soviet Bloc
23-08-2004, 08:11
The ARSB demands fair trial if they are to be extradited... Although, your punishment would be far more humane than what ours would've been. But, in any case, as soon as you promise them a fair trial, they'll be on the next ARSB military transport to CM.


Oh, and did we mention that before we extradite him that you must lift your embargo so we can send our next planned assassination tool...
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 08:17
The ARSB demands fair trial if they are to be extradited... Although, your punishment would be far more humane than what ours would've been. But, in any case, as soon as you promise them a fair trial, they'll be on the next ARSB military transport to CM.


Oh, and did we mention that before we extradite him that you must lift your embargo so we can send our next planned assassination tool...


"The embargo remains until we're sure that your intentions are not hostile. That cannot be helped... As for their fair trial, they will receive the same trial a CM citizen would receive." Paul Stahlecker.


Ooc: Most CM citizens get a 20-40 minute trial and a 1-2 minute jury deliberation. If you wind up making it to court, you're assumed guilty, 98% conviction rate, etc... Innocents are expected to be determined as such before the trial starts.
Soviet Bloc
23-08-2004, 08:21
The ARSB reply: "Pfft."

One of the two is sent aboard a CL-15 medium transport along with 25 ARSB infantrymen as guards.

The one being sent was the 'perpetrator', actually setting up the attempts. The one being kept in the ARSB is the apparant 'commentator', the one who made smart-ass remarks.
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 22:18
Curtis finished his cigarillo and then the ceremony continued.


Navarre asked a whole mess of rapid fire questions.

(Navarre) "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?"

(Fabus) "No."

(Navarre) "Are you now or have you ever been sexually involved with a non-white?"

(Fabus) "No."

(Navarre) "Are you now or have you ever been declared evil by the United Nations?"

(Fabus) "Yes."

(Navarre) "Good."

Navarre asked him about thirty more questions, each along the same lines as the previous questions... All determining racial, political, religious, and social loyalties.

When the questions were over... The Pope slowly moved forward to place the crown on Curtis's head.

Curtis shocked all in attendance by rising, taking the crown from the pope, handing it to Navarre, and then kneeling back down. He was showing that his power didn't stem from the CM Roman Catholic Church, but from the White Knights of Mississippi and the Church of Anglo-Israel.

Navarre slowly moved forward, and placed the crown firmly on his head, then he handed him the septer...


Navarre's booming voice echoed throughout the cathedral, "Rise Czar Fabus the first!"

The Czar slowly rose and turned to face the masses in the cathedral.

Navarre stood back and threw his left arm into the air as he shouted, "Hail Czar Fabus!"
Itinerate Tree Dweller
23-08-2004, 22:31
Reck began to applaud the glorious ceremony. He would be sure to describe it for the Emperor. The smoke from the cigarillo drifted across the cathedral, Reck could almost make out the sweet smell. He also had a small urge for a cigarette, but decidedn to wait until he was outside.
Seryown
23-08-2004, 22:32
Seryown offers their heartiest congratulations to Curtis Fabus and express our utmost confidence that the people of Libya and Egypt did in fact only vote once.

OOC: No, I'm not back yet. Sorry if I'm confusing anyone.
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 22:35
Seryown offers their heartiest congratulations to Curtis Fabus and express our utmost confidence that the people of Libya and Egypt did in fact only vote once.

OOC: No, I'm not back yet. Sorry if I'm confusing anyone.


Ooc: So when are you back? If you want to get on MSN for a while... We could do some quick work to contribute to the situation in Mississippian Egypt. (The RPing and all, with the dual power sharing idea)

Ooc: Well you got a lot to catch up on. The whites all left Libya. The Egyptians (White and arab) have voted to stay with CM. So Egypt is now a basically equal society (under law it is) but there will always be whites who hate arabs, and arabs who hate whites... But legally they're all equals.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=351139

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=350711&page=1
Sevaris
23-08-2004, 22:41
At least it seems CM has become less evil.
The Parthians
23-08-2004, 22:53
The Shah was moved by the ceremony, he enjoyed seeing the crownings of kings. The Shah threw his arm into the air and shouted, "Hail Czar Fabus". The other Satraps and the Crown Prince emulated his example, raising their hands on high and shouting.
The Freethinkers
23-08-2004, 23:29
IC:

In a very average home in a very average city in a very average county of the Freethinkers, a man spoke as he read the paper;

"Oh, some third-world back water elected a new dictator or something..nice...oh good, my stocks are up!" And so measured the apathy of the news within the Freethinkers.

OOC: Erm, great, so I take it this guy isnt being impeached?
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 23:31
OOC: Erm, great, so I take it this guy isnt being impeached?


Heavens no, why would he be?
Euro Switzerland
23-08-2004, 23:47
Heavens no, why would he be?

OOC: Give us ten minutes, and I'm sure a number of nations would be glad to write a list. :)

IC: The Federal Soviet Republic recognises the new Czar of Communist Mississippi.
Communist Mississippi
23-08-2004, 23:52
OOC: Give us ten minutes, and I'm sure a number of nations would be glad to write a list. :)



Ooc: Well there was a case pending against him, but there are no witnesses to be found. So ha!
Euro Switzerland
23-08-2004, 23:57
OOC: Ahh, yes, the court case I was watching with interest. I was half-considering asking that my nation could show it live on our TV networks as a several-part drama called "When Courts go Wrong!"
The Parthians
25-08-2004, 00:08
The Parthian government re-recognizes Czar Fabus as Czar.
Hadula
25-08-2004, 00:14
The Parthian government re-recognizes Czar Fabus as Czar.
Dominus Kawau does not recognize the outdated legacy of the Tsars and refuses to accept him as a Tsar. However, the Dominion still recognizing Curtis Fabus as a leader and respects CM sovereignty.