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Kahta+CM Royal Wedding.

Communist Mississippi
18-08-2004, 20:54
Kahta and CM worked this out over MSN. I don't think I need to tell you that Kahta did the role of his King (Big surprise!) And CM did the roles of the CM characters (Big surprise!)


The king of Kahta was sitting in his throne room, when a servant came in an announced to him he had a visitor from Mississippi.

(Servant) "Shall you see her your majesty?"

(King) “Yes.”

The servant walked out and then she came in, one of the most beautiful redheads he'd ever seen, she bowed before him and said, "Greetings your majesty, my father sent me here to speak with you".

(King) "Hello, its a pleasure to meet you miss....?"

(Victoria) "I am Victoria Fabus of Mississippi."

(King) "Ah yes, I have met your father. He is a good man."

(Victoria) "Thank you majesty."

She was wearing a rather elaborate dress, something better at home in the late 19th century, but quite common in modern Mississippi as it was expected women were to "show no leg".

The King was wearing a suit, which appeared to be dated from the 1940's. It was grey with white stripes.

(Victoria) "My father tells me you are seeking a wife yes?"

(King) "Yes, I am seeking a wife."

(Victoria) "My father instructed me to come here and offer myself to you in marriage."

The king didn't necessarily find the idea of somebody being forced to marry him though, he'd prefer they come to him of their own freewill.

(King) "Yes, I find you very pretty, would you fancy a walk?"

(Victoria) "Yes, if it pleases you, I will walk with you."

(King) "I would like to talk to you before we become married. I want to see what you are like, such as your sense of Humor, intelligence, and interests"

(Victoria) "My interests are mostly legal matters and job related issues. I have a degree in law and a degree in racial sciences. I was working with the Ministry of Justice as the Minister of Justice, but since my husband died, I've had to leave my job to care for my children."

(King) "I am sorry to hear that your husband died, how old are your children?"

(Victoria) "My son is 2 years old, my daughter is a year old."

(King) "Would you want to have more children? I love children."

(Victoria) "Yes, women in Mississippi usually have between 12 to 18 children."

(Victoria) "I will have as many children as you wish me to have."

(King) "Well, I would not expect that many, I only want two."

(King) "Would you like to have dinner in my palace tonight?"

(Victoria) "If you wish me to, I shall do as you please."

He was starting to get the idea Mississippian women were compliant, docile, servile, and subservient... Basically they did what they were told.

(King) "I wish for you to act upon your own, I do not want a woman to be a servant, you should do whatever you want."

(Victoria) "I was told I should defer to my superiors. So I defer to you."

(King) "You are my equal."

(King) "Will you marry me?"

(Victoria) "Father sent me here to marry you, so yes I will, if you wish me to."

(Victoria) "Father made it clear to me over the years, no woman is the equal of a man."

(King) "I do not wish to marry you unless you wish to marry me."

(King) "I do however, want to marry you."

(Victoria) "Perhaps then we should get more acquainted yes, for I like you thus far, but I'm undecided on how well you would be raising the children I already have. For most men do not care for children they have not fathered."

(King) "I would treat our children as equals."

(Victoria) "That is good."

(King) "So, would you like to marry me?"

(Victoria) "Yes, I will marry you. But my father gave me a contract to have you sign first, he has to complicate everything."

She hands him the contract. The basic idea is that any children produced by their union will not be considered as potential heirs to the CM throne.

The King reads it, and accepts it.

(Victoria) "Will your Excellency be calling my father to announce the acceptance?"

(King) "Yes"

Curtis Fabus was sitting in an economic conference meeting when the phone under his desktop rang.

(Premier) "Hello, who is this?"

(King) "This is Sam MacDonald, the King of Kahta. I would like to marry your daughter Victoria."

(King) "Will you allow me to do so?"

(Premier) "Yes, I know, I sent her to you with explicit instructions to marry you. Of course you have my permission."

(King) "I would like to marry her."

(Premier) "Did you sign the contract and have it notarized?"

(King) "Yes"

(Premier) "Okay then, you make the arrangements to marry her. I want the ceremony to be held here in Mississippi or at the very least to be performed by the bishop Herman Von Felben, he is our Minister of Religion."

The King recognized the name “Felben”; he was the spiritual leader of the Christian Martyrs Brigade.

(King) "Can we have it held in Communist Mississippi? However, I do not want any members of the Christian Martyrs Brigade present."

(Premier) "Who said anything about the CMB?"

(King) "Can we have it held in Communist Mississippi? However, I do not want any members of the Christian Martyrs Brigade present."

(Premier) "Who said anything about the CMB?"

(King) "Either way, I do not want to have anyone who relates with the CMB. My Presidential Protection agency told me that he ordered my assassination."

(Premier) "Okay, I understand, well then we'll have Bertrand Navarre preform the service."

(King) "Is there any questionable history regarding Mr. Navarre?"

(Premier) "Not really, unless you have something against the Klan."

(King) "Yes, I do."

(Premier) "Field Marshal Navarre is one of my oldest friends, from my youth."

(Premier) "He fought by my side in Cambodia in 1983 and saved my life."

(King) "Ok, I will allow him to perform the service.”

(Premier) "Okay, well how bad do you not like the Klan?"

(Premier) "Okay, well how bad do you not like the klan?"

(King) "There was a clan group that lead a rebellion against Kahta."

(King) "That was however, 35 years ago."

(Premier) "Well you do realize all my children are members, that includes Victoria. That doesn't bother you does it? They're not violence rednecks, they're good people, cleancut, businessmen, for the most part."

(King) "I will instruct the media to keep quiet about that."

(King) "I no longer have a problem with the Klan."

(Premier) "Okay, well by the way, I want at least eight grandchildren, fifteen is better though. Somewhere around there. Can you handle that?"

(King) "I can give you three."

(Premier) "Seven."

(King) "I do not want to have so many children as to run out of space in my royal vehicles."

(Premier) "Five, not a single one less."

(King) "Ok, Five it is."

(Premier) "Are you independently wealthy or do you rely on some salary given to you by the legislature?"

(King) "I was born into an upper middle class family."

(Premier) "Well what is your total worth now?"

(King) "I was however a very good businessman from about 13 years old."

(King) "I am now worth $12.6 Billion."

(King) "Almost all of that has come through my business."

(Premier) "No, no, no, that won't do one bit. I'll have to give you more money so my grandchildren don't grow up poor, no offense. I'll wire over 50 or 60 billion to you later. Consider it payment for taking Victoria. A man should be given something for having to put up with a nagging woman." (He laughed as he said the last part)

(King) "Ok, I will accept that money."

He thought to himself: "The Richest man in Kahta is worth 70 Billion. I could be the richest man!"

(Premier) "Very good, now that is all. Why are you still talking to me, talk to bride to be." (He was in a humorous yet cheerful tone) "And you can get to work on getting me my grandchildren. I want the wedding to be within three weeks though, is that acceptable to you?"

(King) "Yes, the wedding can happen as soon as possible."

(King) "And the reason I am still talking to you, is because I do not wish to be rude."

(King) "You are soon to be my father in law."

(Premier) "I know, but don't worry about being rude to me, go to her, your soon to be wife. I'm sure you'd rather talk to her than to me."

(King) "Yes, I will do that right away."

The two men said goodbye and each hung up.

Victoria was looking at the king, "Well your Excellency, did you speak well with my father?"

(King) "Yes, he sounds like a very good man. I am proud to be marrying his daughter."

(Victoria) "I am glad you like my father. What will you do now your Excellency?"

(King) "We shall go find a summer house."

(King) "We must also plan the wedding."

(Victoria) "Did father haggle with you on the number of grandchildren he wants?"

(King) "Yes, we will have 5."

Victoria started to laugh, "Oh that is so like father! He could be a snake-oil salesman!" Then she regained herself said, "Forgive me for laughing, father says that a proper lady doesn't laugh unless it was a man who told the joke."

(King) "He wanted 15."

(King) "That is fine by me if you laugh."

(Victoria) "Thank you, Excellency."

(Victoria) "What shall we do now then, Excellency. What do you wish for me to do? Father told me ahead of time the wedding planning was to be men’s work and all I had to do was sit quiet and look pretty."

(King) "Well, we are not married yet, so we must wait until our wedding night to have our first child."

(King) "Shall we watch TV?"

(Victoria) "If you wish to, Excellency."

They sat and watched TV into the late hours of the night, before each retired to a separate bedroom. They spent the next three weeks planning the wedding.

The day of their wedding came it was in the Cathedral of Jackson City.

The Premier was standing around outside the cathedral in his blue and white imperial premier's uniform, his trademark uniform; the suit of the leader. All the Fabuses were present except Roger who was sick in Egypt with pneumonia.

The Entire family of President MacDonald was present.

The king wondered where the warmongering Roger Fabus was, he asked the Premier.

(King) "Where is Roger?"

(Premier) "He's recovering from Tetanus and Pneumonia in Alexandria in Mississippian Egypt."

(King) "I hope he gets better."

(Premier) "Thank you.”

(Premier) "Do me a favor, a lot of the media Jews in your nation are making me look very bad with the trial against me going on here and all. Silence them anyway you deem appropriate, shut the station down, pressure the bosses to fire them, I don't care, I just don't need all this bad press."

(King) "The media is semi-controlled by the government. We can make them stop."

(Premier) "Thank you."

(King) "You're welcome."

The king looked around, there were over 50,000 Republican Guardsmen, 2,000 T-98 tanks, and 8,000 BMP-3s, along with 2,000 SA-19s, and 500 G-6 SPA, throughout the city near the cathedral, with 200 Mi-24s hovering nearby on station. Over 1,000 guards were immediately around the cathedral and 100 were inside.

The King of Kahta had not forgotten his security detail. He was constantly guarded by fifty of his best security guards. These men had been loyal to him since the beginning.

The Sam and Victoria stepped out of his Lincoln Navigator, she was dressed in the traditional wedding dress, and he was dressed as a 1920's gentlemen’s jacket. She clutched his arm, looked up at him, and smiled. He looked down at her, and held her hand, tightly squeezing it. They slowly walked into the Cathedral together, with children throwing sweet rose petals in front of them...

The organs were playing traditional wedding music. Many in the audience were joyed that their beloved relative was getting married; the boy they had watched grow up was now becoming a man...

They walked up to the stand and they exchanged their vows.

Navarre took out a special book, and started to read, "Do you swear to the Lord God, that you will raise your future children in the Christian faith, and raise them to be a credit to the white race? Free from the influences of Jewry, Masonry, Marxism, and perversion?"

(King) “Yes, I do.”

(Navarre) "Do you swear before God and this church that you are not now nor have you ever been a member of the communist party?"

(King) "Yes."

(Navarre) "Do you swear before God and this church that you have never been in an interracial relationship?"

(King) "Yes."

(Navarre) "Do you pledge to uphold the virtues of anti-parliamentary systems and always oppose Jewish bolshevism, Jewish masonry, and Jewish capitalism?"

(King) "Yes"

(Navarre) "Are you opposed to the New World Order, one world super government?"


(King) "Yes, they almost overthrew me."

(Navarre) "Are you opposed to free trade and to the United Nations world conspiracy?"

(King) "Yes."

(Navarre) "Are you opposed to the Jewish plan to bastardize the white race and make a race of mulatto slaves?"

(King) "Yes."

(Navarre) "Are you aware that war exists between the Children of Abel, the white Adamic race, and the Children of Cain, the Jews and the other races?"

(King) "I am now. Yes."

(Navarre) "Who are the true chosen people of God?"

(King) "The White Christian race."

(Navarre) "As taught in John 8:44, spoken by Christ Himself. Who are the children of satan, descended from Cain, son of Eve and Satan?"

(King) "The Jews."

(Navarre) "Are the jews a race or just religion like everybody else?"

(King) "They are a race."

(Navarre) "Is there anything to be gained by allowed massive numbers of third world immigrants into the lands traditionally European?"

(King) "Nothing. They take our jobs and pollute the white race."

(Navarre) "Does the international banking system have anything to offer the world?"

(King) "Nothing but poverty and despair."

(Navarre) "And the myth that immigrants contribute to the job market... Is what?"

(King) "Its just that, a myth."

(Navarre) "What is the motivating force behind communism?"

(King) "Jews."

(Navarre) "If the letter of the Law conflicts with the Spirit of the Law, which will you adhere to, obey, and enforce?"

(King) "Spirit."

(Navarre) "Do you accept the Living Christ, Jesus, as your Personal Savior and your only hope against Satan?"

(King) "Yes."

(Navarre) "Do you accept Victoria as your wife through good and bad?

(King) "Yes"

(Navarre) "Will you take Victoria Fabus as your wife in holy matrimony that will last until death do you part?"

(King) "Yes."

(Navarre) "Victoria, will you accept Sam MacDonald as your wife?"

(Victoria) "I do."

(Navarre) "Will you take Sam MacDonald as your husband in holy matrimony that will last until death do you part?"

(Victoria) "Yes I will."

(Navarre) "Do you accept Sam as your husband through good and bad?"

(Victoria) "Yes."

(Navarre) "By the power vested in me, by God and by the White Knights of Mississippi of the Ku Klux Klan, I now pronounce you man and wife, you may kiss the bride."

*They Kiss.*

The cameramen took picture of the kiss.

The walked out of the cathedral. There was a limousine provided by the premier, with the "Just married" sign on it. There were paparazzi from a foreign nation that had snuck into the area, they were taking pictures, until Republican Guardsmen beat them senseless.

They drove off to the best hotel in Jackson City.

At the hotel, Victoria was freshening up in one of the bathrooms, they were in the penthouse suite.

Victoria walked out and said, "Do you know what book Navarre was reading from?"

Sam said, "No, I do not."

(Victoria) "It was one of the WKM books."

(Sam) "WKM?"

(Sam) "White Knights of Mississippi?"

(Victoria) "Yes."

(Victoria) "I bet he's going to make you an honorary member, you can turn him down if you want."

(Sam) "I do not want to hurt our relationship. What should I do?"

(Victoria) "Whatever you wish to do, you are the man, it's your call."

(Sam) "I guess I should turn it down."

(Victoria) "So, now do we...."

(Sam) "We should get to making our first child."

Victoria took her evening shirt off and then slowly undid her bra and turned around to face Sam. Sam was awestruck, such beauty, such perfection. Victoria broke the silence, "Shall we move along, Excellency?"

(Sam) "Yes"

Victoria climbed onto the bed and under the covers; she slid out of her pants and waited for Sam to join her.

(Victoria) "Well Excellency, whenever it pleases you to join me..."

He walked over to the bed, disrobed, and got under the sheets

(Sam) "You may join me."

(Victoria) "Whatever pleases your Excellency, tell me and I shall do."

He was getting quite tired of her calling him, "Excellency", she wasn't one of his subjects, she was his wife, and queen.

(Sam) "You do not need to call me Excellency, we are married. Call me Honey."


(Sam) "Or at least something more romantic"

(Victoria) "Father said I was to address you with the title befitting your rank and position."

(Victoria) "We never called father ‘dad’, well Roger and William did, but the rest of us had to call him ‘sir’ or ‘Premier’."

(Sam) "We are married, think of something to call me."

(Victoria) "How about Sammy?"

(Sam) "Ok."

(Victoria) "So, will you begin then? Or shall I? Father said women are to let men decide what happens and when."

(Sam) "Let us begin. We can talk later."

Victoria leaned forward and kissed him, pressing her body against his. Then he pulled the sheet over them and they got on with attempting to conceive their first child.

Sam and Victoria were lying in bed next to each other since they were done. Sam was thinking, "Well that gives a new definition to pleasure".

(Victoria) "Did I please you adequately?"

He was starting to think the entire manner of the way she asked questions needed to be revised, everything was about whether she was doing enough for him, he imagined it was probably just a product of growing up in Mississippi, men came before women, so it was natural Mississippian women were brought up to be concerned about the men in their lives before they were concerned about themselves.

But the men didn't get this concern free of charge, they were expected to take care of their women and treat them better than women were treated in other so-called "liberal" nations, where women were confused about their natural roles and were brainwashed by the media. Men were also expected to protect their women at any cost.

(Sam) "Yes, that was excellent."

(Victoria) "I'm glad I did well."

(Sam) "You did very well. It was my best ever."

(Victoria) (Laughing) "Well that would be a great compliment, but you've never... you know, before... So you'd have nothing to compare it to."

(Sam) "It was the best feeling ever."

(Victoria) "Well I'm glad you liked it."

There was a knock at the front door in the front room.

(Servant) (Knocking again) "Hello."

(Sam) "Yes?"

(Servant) "Premier Curtis Fabus sends word that 100 billion dollars has been deposited into your account. That is his wedding gift to you. He also informs you the other nobles and high officials have deposited a total of 50 billion."

(Sam) "I will thank him later."

(Servant) "As you wish sir." He walked on along down the hall to tend to other duties.

Victoria had fallen asleep, and she was hugging Sam, pulling him closer to her.
Kahta
18-08-2004, 20:57
Official Statement: This marriage will usher in a new period of prosperity between Kahta and Communist Mississippi.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
18-08-2004, 21:12
His Majesty, Emperor Erik I of the Ninthian Tribe, sends his best wishes to the newly wed couple. He regrets that he was not able to be present at the wedding. The Emperor sends 5 billion dollars as a wedding gift. (ooc: A billion for each child you shall have :) )
The Parthians
19-08-2004, 06:19
The Shah regrets that he could not be at the wedding, if you had sent invitations we would have attended. Nevertheless, as a token of goodwill our courier has delivered a 500 carat ruby.
The Burnsian Desert
19-08-2004, 06:21
OOC: At least it's not William. ;)

IC:

The Burnsian Desert sends three Burnsian White Rosebushes, a symbol of fertility and life.
Mekanta
19-08-2004, 06:25
"Great... more apes breeding... Just what we need..."

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload8/Kuroi.jpg
-Administrator Kuroi, Director of Mekantan Operations on Terra



"What Administrator Kuroi means to say is... congradulations."
-Communications Assistant to Administrator Kuroi


"No, I mean DAMN WELL what I say! Stop putting words in my mouth! The apes screwing is bad!"
-Once again... Administrator Kuroi...
Canad a
19-08-2004, 06:31
Thank you for the invitation, however the President of the United States of Canada has to decline and will not send the best of wishes to the future newly-wedded couple due to the fact of high Anti-Canadan among both populous of the Communist Missisipi and Kahta.

Glen Rendall, Secretary of State
Department of State, United States of Canada
Weapons-Tech incorp
19-08-2004, 06:40
I wish you the best CM you have had some bad times recently this will be good for you. i will be sending
30 dozen white roses for the wedding.
Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 06:41
I wish you the best CM you have had some bad times recently this will be good for you. i will be sending
30 dozen white roses for the wedding.


Hmm... Did you read the post? The wedding is over and done with. (Honestly, what do you think the whole big post was about... The weather? :D )
Weapons-Tech incorp
19-08-2004, 06:44
fine they are at your honeymoon place- Try to do something nice and this is how they treat you.
Communist Mississippi
19-08-2004, 06:51
fine they are at your honeymoon place- Try to do something nice and this is how they treat you.


Okay, sorry, we gratefully accept your generous gift. Once the flowers are scanned for any biological pathogens, they'll be given to the newly wedcouple.
Earagond
19-08-2004, 07:21
Official Statement: This marriage will usher in a new period of prosperity between Kahta and Communist Mississippi.
OOC:Thank you.you shall soon be placed on ignore. (Hey Kahta,that remind you of something? :p :rolleyes: )
Sevaris
19-08-2004, 13:07
We send our congratulations to the newly-wedded couple, however, we will not be sending a gift, mainly because that would piss off the electorate. Hey, it's election year politics.

Premier Alec Mannerheim
Republic of Sevaris
Ottoman Khaif
19-08-2004, 17:21
Good Luck!
yours
Sultan Suleiman Al Bashir II
Kahta
23-08-2004, 23:17
OOC:Thank you.you shall soon be placed on ignore. (Hey Kahta,that remind you of something? :p :rolleyes: )

This is different than the ignore of future tech. This exists, future tech doesnt.