Doomingsland
18-08-2004, 17:27
DLBC
"Hello, I'm Rodger Payne, and this is a Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation special report."
Camera switches to a view of the Doom City tank museum.
"Today, a historical reenactment was cut short when a T55 tank was stolen by a liberal-whack-job."
Camera focuses on a T55 crushing an SUV in a suburban neighborhood.
"Apparently, he was attempting to demonstrate why we should cut the military budget by demonstrating the destructive power of a tank *cough*idiot*cough*. Errr, right, excuse me..."
Camera shows anchorman laughing histercally.
"Errr, anyways...Luckily his destructive joy-ride was cut short by a responsible citizen with his Barret M98 rifle. This reinforces the governments policy of compulsory gun ownership. Also, it turns out the the pinko's plan backfired, and musuem security now includes BMP 2 fighting vehicles, and platoon of militia. Now to our military expert for the technical crap..."
"Hello, I'm Rodger Payne, and this is a Doomingsland Broadcasting Corporation special report."
Camera switches to a view of the Doom City tank museum.
"Today, a historical reenactment was cut short when a T55 tank was stolen by a liberal-whack-job."
Camera focuses on a T55 crushing an SUV in a suburban neighborhood.
"Apparently, he was attempting to demonstrate why we should cut the military budget by demonstrating the destructive power of a tank *cough*idiot*cough*. Errr, right, excuse me..."
Camera shows anchorman laughing histercally.
"Errr, anyways...Luckily his destructive joy-ride was cut short by a responsible citizen with his Barret M98 rifle. This reinforces the governments policy of compulsory gun ownership. Also, it turns out the the pinko's plan backfired, and musuem security now includes BMP 2 fighting vehicles, and platoon of militia. Now to our military expert for the technical crap..."