NationStates Jolt Archive

Xanterian News at 10:
"We have a breaking report!The Parliament of Xanter has authorized the people of Xanter to beat,neglect,and generally abuse undesirables.This includes Goths,Nudists,Tree-huggers,Hippies,Clowns,Mimes,the guy who translated Zero Wing, and others.Not to mention those assholes who killed I,Robot with their stupid movie.
Many citizens of Xanter rejoice at this news,and Undesirable-Bashing has become an unofficial national sport.Already people are on the streets with frying pans,vacuum cleaners,pointy sticks,and chrome baseball bats knocking the stuffig out of Undesirables.Although you many be jailed if you actually kill someone,nothing can happen to you if you knock out or damage the Undesirables in any way.Now,if you'll excuse me..."

The anchorman gets up and throws his mike at a passing hippy.The hippy,terrified and on drugs,begins to throw pidgeons made of recycled paper at the anchorman,but is beaten back and chased by various types of television equipment.

OOC:
Anyone care to join us?
;)

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Official IC:

We would like to express our sentiments that these so-called "undesirables" are people, too, and should be treated with the dignity and respect afforded to any human being. Thus, we do not condone your actions.

--CARLA WITHERS, Deputy Minister of Foreign Internal Affairs

Secret IC:

Everyone in the upper echelons of the government: LMAO!!!

You call clowns and tree-huggers people?
You oughta be ashamed of yourself. ;)

Secret Reply: You really don't wanna join?Please? ;)

The Government of Falastur, quite appalled by these actions, wonders if rather than randomly beat up these "undesirables", it wouldn't be easier for you to deport them. Seeing as you quite clearly will not accept them as equal and functioning members of society, we will happily take in any of these citizens you wish to "rid yourself of", for their sake and yours.

What?! Take away the sport our citizens have yearned for for so long?
You must be crazy :rolleyes:
Go bother someone else,you human-rights hugging hippy. :rolleyes:

OOC: ;) :p

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If you don't want these people, Sharina will take them.

Secret IC: Sharina is eager to gain more people for more taxes, labor, and population growth.

Uh-uh! Well,maybe you can have the retards,but we're not giving away any Undesirables!We,umm...made them,and we're going to abuse them! ;)

BREAKING NEWS!
Undesirable Bashing has been made an official sport!It will be similar to the ancient gladiator games of Rome,but non-lethal.It will work like this:

There shall be a group of 30 or less Undesirables in the arena,armed with wooden melee weapons.
There shall be 30 voluntary citizens armed with chrome melee weapons.
When all citizens have been gathered in the arena,the Undesirables shall be let out of a holding pen and into the arena.
The fight shall start.
Should the Undesirables win over the ctizens,the crowd shall be supplied with potatoes,spinach,tomatoes,and rocks to pelt the Undesirables with.
The population shall be immensely happy,and the President will be reelected.

THE END
:D

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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP! :headbang:

If no one posts, its a hint that no one gives a flying fuck. I'm ignoring this n00bness.

I know,but I want people to reply so that I can reply and raise my post count.
And I want some people to particiapte in the games :p