NationStates Jolt Archive

Well, GHI is still a war-torn country, fresh from two minor rebellions. To help stop any future uprising Emperor Richard has set up a major railway which goes through all 7 states in GHI, he also abolished slavery, *which has not been used since our forefathers set up the first port in GHI, Alcomnia*. Further to stop resistance against the Empire he has ordered that all soldiers be payed double wages for 5 years.

But this was not enough............

The Only Rebel group left withstanding were....... The Green Grove Hippies..... Tree-Hugging Enviromentalists whom have demonstrated that living in a tree is better than living in a 5-Star Hotel, they have rioted to no avail. Finally they retreated to our smallest and most sourthern state, Ganar. There they recruited some 7000 like minded hippies, who in turn to their ''peaceful pot circles'' and demonstration ''against guns'' have taken up arms against our powerful nation. In Solid Hippie Ranks they march 9000 strong and growing. There bombs and hand -grenades are made even more potent by adding fertilizer to the gun-powder and shells.

Along the way they captured a medium sized fort, farm, coal and silver mine and an arms factory. Before our foces could even load their guns they smell the over-powering stench of hippies from afar and they retreated to the next state. Soon enough the city of Najak was taken and the state was lost.......

Oh what to do!!

Soon enough some 2000 hippies still tripping on ''ACID'' and ''POT'' attacked our lines of defence. The stench of hippies on GHI's hottest day ever drove some soldiers to run some several miles away, but some very brave men decided running away was a good option but defending your country is strangely sounding a better option. Only 100 men out of the original 4,000 stayed. Wearing some gas masks and a hell of a lot of deodarant to block out the smell they defended heroicly and saved Mesona from the awful stench.

As the Hippie lines started to waver our forces were being reinforced with marines, shock troops, flame throwers and a few medics the hippies also got reinforced with some 10,000 raw recruits forced to either fight or face a lecture on mother earth........nasty inhuman hippies.......... still every attack they made eventually became fruitless......... also their ''general'' or ''ringleader'' was getting high with some ''weed'' and our forces attacked their weakest flank and the hippies lost some 412 men and 213 women. Ironically the stench of the living overpowered the stench of the dead. 400 ''peace pipes'' and 300 tons of ''weed'' was confiscated. The hippies fell back 23 miles. Our casualties were 67 got splinters and 19 with some kind of fractures. No dead though. HE HE