NationStates Jolt Archive

"Hello and you're listening to IRC 1001, I'm Barbara Walters."

"And I'm Anne Coulter."

"And welcome to 'A View.'"

"The power hungry swine controlling the Government made idiotic plans apparent today to build up our space defenses with the introduction of needless fleets."

"Despite the fact that we could barely protect our selves during the Rebellion..?"

"Pshh, The Rebellion! It was all a bunch of hookey. It was a fraud! GIVE ME PROOF THAT THOSE THOUSANDS DIED, AND I WILL SHOW YOU A BLUE DOG!"

"Centereach Memorial Cemetary?"

"Conspiracy!"

"Either way, the government had held a design contest throughout the last few months, and have picked the following winning deigns that will be displayed on video frequency 1001."

"What do they think space is, an IHOP?!"

http://www.silversuperstore.com/lunt/stainlessgraphics/avignon5pcbig.jpg

"That must be an ammusing sight in space.. Well, anywho, we'll take some calls and then it's onto the horoscopes, along with more Government solicited announcments."

"EVERYTHING IS GOVERNMENT SOLICITED! If you haven't noticed, we're Socialist? CONSPIRACY! IHOP! DENOUNCE THE BOISONBERRY SYRUP!"

"Hello caller, you're on the air!"

"THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THIS IS A MOCKERY! THIS IS-"

"The end of power being routed to your microphone untill you calm down. Now, for Anne is currently incapacitated, I shall inform as to what infuriates her. It was made public today that the GC has been following through with construction of these previousle mentioned fleet ships for a good five years now. There seemed to have been a misunderstanding somewhere, and the Media announced incorrectly that the winning design was anounced this month, when indeed, the designs were completed this month."

"This is a MOCKERY of our Nation! How can the GC decieve us like this, and NOT tell us where our MORE THAN ADEQUATE tax money has been going to!"

"When in fact, Anne, while never distressed on a large scale to the populace, it was indeed common knowledge to those who pay attention to politics. A large shift in the budget being directed to the Military was a sign to ANYONE who pays mind the monthly financial reports that something big was happening. Speak of this has even-"

"Conspiracy! Cover up! Fraud! i swear to you none of this ever happened!"

"Yes well, get on with YOUR half of this story."

"YES! This whole thing would be a conspiracy, if not I heard of this. There's a contest being held Internationally, or will be, where people can try and win a place to christen the fleet! I'd sooo love to win that, and show up those idiots running this place."

"Anyveysa. Onto our Horoscopes!"