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Demonic Terrorists Demands to be Recognized as the World's Most Evil Nation

Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 04:50
Emperor Lou Siffer has today announced that he will increase the following departments' budgets by over 1000%: the Department of Genocide, the Department of Torture, the Department of Senseless Slaughter, and the Department of Brutality. He vows to use any means necessary to have his nation unanimously recognized as the most evil one on the planet. He has just today ordered the arrest of 50,000 random people, mostly children and babies, to be sent to slave labor camps for life. Ten orphanages, one-hundred schools, and thirty nursing homes are to be bombed. 15% of the people in every city are to undergo the most abominable torture conceivable, before being massacred, along with their families. Tomorrow, additional measures will be taken until Siffer's demands are met.
Automagfreek
17-08-2004, 04:53
OOC: Some of you guys try too hard.....
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 04:53
The Burnsian Desert Official Statement

The Burnsian Desert Ratings Board (TBDRB), in a not-unusual double-standard action, has moved Demonic Terrorists to the top of the "World's Most Funny, Colorful and Bunny-Oriented Nations" list, while still trying to keep "Halo 2", "Fuzzy Bunnies With Only Some Comical Punching" and "Doom 4: Not That Bad Anymore" off the market.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 04:53
100 corpses are to be shipped to every nation that reads this, with the following message enclosed (written in blood): Should you fail to recognize our nation as the most evil in the world, this will happen to you and all your loved ones.
Cullenus
17-08-2004, 04:54
I wonder if the evil of your nation be enough to outweigh the evil that other nations are now going to do to you. In my opinion it does. So now they can attack you with clear consciences.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 04:55
The Burnsian Desert Official Statement

The Burnsian Desert Ratings Board (TBDRB), in a not-unusual double-standard action, has moved Demonic Terrorists to the top of the "World's Most Funny, Colorful and Bunny-Oriented Nations" list, while still trying to keep Halo 2 off the market.

100 bloody corpses have just been shipped to your nation, and an envelope containing the Ebola virus has just been shipped to your government.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 04:56
I wonder if the evil of your nation be enough to outweigh the evil that other nations are now going to do to you. In my opinion it does. So now they can attack you with clear consciences.

War is not what we seek. We seek to be recognized as the most evil nation in history. Until then, we will continue shipping corpses to your nations.
Cullenus
17-08-2004, 04:56
I suggest that you not open any envelopes that have Demonic Tourists as a sender on it. But that's just what I'd do.
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 04:58
100 bloody corpses have just been shipped to your nation, and an envelope containing the Ebola virus has just been shipped to your government.

OOC: Seriously, you have no idea what you just did. You sent a letter that was intercepted by the Mail Screening Bureau. You launched an attack on a 1 Billion+ population nation. I suggest you delete your post and get on with it, as I'm thinking of taking extreme pleasure in massacreing your country. And you're still on the "Colorful Bunnies" list.
Cullenus
17-08-2004, 04:58
The corpses are currently being used to feed the cannibals. Thanks for your donations and we look forward to future deliveries.
The Island of Rose
17-08-2004, 05:00
Official Statement to Demonic Terrorists from TIOR:

You're all sissies if you ask me, a baby can kick your ass. Now if you excuse me, I'm pwning someone in HALO.
-Rosta Einvach
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 05:01
Highfather, The Burnsian Desert

Some Kid's Apartment

"Dang! I just got pwned in Halo!!"
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:02
Official Statement to Demonic Terrorists from TIOR:

You're all sissies if you ask me, a baby can kick your ass. Now if you excuse me, I'm pwning someone in HALO.
-Rosta Einvach

Recant that statement, or war will be declared. We don't expect to win, but we will slaughter as many of your people as we possibly can.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:03
OOC: Seriously, you have no idea what you just did. You sent a letter that was intercepted by the Mail Screening Bureau. You launched an attack on a 1 Billion+ population nation. I suggest you delete your post and get on with it, as I'm thinking of taking extreme pleasure in massacreing your country. And you're still on the "Colorful Bunnies" list.

We 'launched' nothing. However, our planes will be dropping over 10,000 rotting corpses into your capital city.
Old Frankland
17-08-2004, 05:05
OOC: Some of you guys try too hard.....

ooc: No kidding. Demonic Terrorists, you're trying way too hard.
Westerney
17-08-2004, 05:05
War is not what we seek. We seek to be recognized as the most evil nation in history. Until then, we will continue shipping corpses to your nations.

Fool! If you stop, then you won't be evil!

*Westerney removes Demonic Terrorists from the number three spot on the "Evillest Evils" list and places it in the fourth spot on the "Wannabe-est Weirdos" list.*


OOC:
while still trying to keep "Halo 2" off the market.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Now if you excuse me, I'm pwning someone in HALO.
Dude, Rose De Nose, you gotta help me!
The Island of Rose
17-08-2004, 05:08
Highfather, The Burnsian Desert

Some Kid's Apartment

"Dang! I just got pwned in Halo!!"

OOC: Lmao!!!11

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

Time to ally wank...

Region Allies: 37
Victoria Allies: 27
The International Allies: 17
NATO allies: 7 huge nations

You were saying?
-Minister of Foreign Relations: Rosta Einvach
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:08
Okay, now we're shipping 5,000 of our bloodiest, most horribly mutilated, decaying corpses to all of you. In addition, we will be wiring envelopes filled with at least five of the world's most highly contagious and deadliest diseases to random citizens in your countries. However, should you apologize, and recognize us for who we are, we will return the corpses free of charge, and richly reward you.
Nano soft
17-08-2004, 05:11
ooc: I hope you realize that you cant have "1000%" because that is impossible because the highest percent is 100 and there would be nothing left because you are using 100%. You wouldn't have any schools since you don't have any funds in your education system. So basically in all you failed your economy which fails your government, and those agencies are under the government.
ic:
The Nano Soft Government was horrified with there acts of Terrorism committed by Demonic Terrorists.

North Nano Soft, Largest Silo base in Nano Soft, 1600 Hours
"Are all the targets locked in" The commanding officer locked over towards one of his men "Yes sir!" "Good then fire." The two men entered there keys and turned them. The commander lifts a cover and pushes a button that was under it. 998 3,000 Kg HE ICBM's along with 1 ICBM's with a Hydrogen war head within 30 minutes had fired at targets in Demonic Terrorists. The cruise missiles targets where coastal RADAR stations found by Satellite and Naval docks, The one ICBM headed out towards the Capital city.


I decoration of war has been sent to Demonic Terrorists at 1605 Hours.
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 05:13
OOC: *rolls eyes*
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:13
More than 16,000 people were killed by the missiles, and 43% of the nation's capital city was destroyed. In addition, hundreds of buildings were badly damaged, and hundreds of thousands were injured. We declare war on you, as well. No one has the right to kill our people but us!
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:14
OOC: *rolls eyes*

Pull off a stunt like that again, and you won't have eyes to roll!
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 05:15
Demonic Terrorists, you have officially been dubbed the "Try to Hard to be The Most Evil Nation" by me. And, that's not a good thing, either.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:16
Demonic Terrorists, you have officially been dubbed the "Try to Hard to be The Most Evil Nation" by me. And, that's not a good thing, either.

Apologize promptly, or be obliterated. There will be no more warnings.
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 05:16
Pull off a stunt like that again, and you won't have eyes to roll!
OOC: That was an OOC comment, thus you cannot try to declare war on me. And if you do, I will only fire one thing at you, the Ignore Cannon. Thanks. Have a good day.
Westerney
17-08-2004, 05:17
OOC:
decoration of war
Where can I get one of those?

Really though, no offense meant-everybody's made typos.

IC:

Westerney proposes we unify and wipe this whining, demanding fake off the face of the earth.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:18
OOC: That was an OOC comment, thus you cannot try to declare war on me. And if you do, I will only fire one thing at you, the Ignore Cannon. Thanks. Have a good day.

Hmph. Coward. Fine, we will spare you.
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 05:18
Apologize promptly, or be obliterated. There will be no more warnings.
OOC: That was IC, yes. Bring it on w/o godmodding, and we'll see who's obliterated. Although, I hate fighting new nations. Grow your nation large and power, THEN go to war...
The Island of Rose
17-08-2004, 05:18
OOC:

Where can I get one of those?

Really though, no offense meant-everybody's made typos.

IC:

Westerney proposes we unify and wipe this whining, demanding fake off the face of the earth.

You don't even have an army, whatever happened to those guns we gave you?
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:20
OOC:

Where can I get one of those?

Really though, no offense meant-everybody's made typos.

IC:

Westerney proposes we unify and wipe this whining, demanding fake off the face of the earth.

All we ask is that we be recognized as the most evil nation on the planet! Is that too much to ask!? 10,000,000 citizens are to be burned at the stake by tomorrow night, after being tortured excruciatingly. Then, 5 random cities (not the capital, though) will be nuked. There, you happy?
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:21
OOC: That was IC, yes. Bring it on w/o godmodding, and we'll see who's obliterated. Although, I hate fighting new nations. Grow your nation large and power, THEN go to war...

Okay. 5,000,000 marines are being shipped to your shores to embark on a killing spree never before seen in history. Post how many of them (if any) reached the shore safely, and we'll proceed from there.
Nano soft
17-08-2004, 05:22
More than 16,000 people were killed by the missiles, and 43% of the nation's capital city was destroyed. In addition, hundreds of buildings were badly damaged, and hundreds of thousands were injured. We declare war on you, as well. No one has the right to kill our people but us!
You know the city of Nagisaky? In 1945 the United States droped a atomic bomb on that city and it almost leveled the entire city. A Hydrogen is about I believe 100 times stronger than a Atomic bomb. So please fix your losses.

Also my 3,000 Kg HE ICBM's are locked on to targets that are ONLY Naval docks and RADAR stations! So please fix that to.
Old Frankland
17-08-2004, 05:23
ooc: Wow.....Demonic Terrorists is quite the n00b. Trying to declare war for ooc reasons and all.....
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 05:23
More than 16,000 people were killed by the missiles, and 43% of the nation's capital city was destroyed. In addition, hundreds of buildings were badly damaged, and hundreds of thousands were injured. We declare war on you, as well. No one has the right to kill our people but us!

OOC: Wow, the job isn't finished? Must pwn. One second.

IC:

Rona-Class Missile Bunker
1200 Zulu

"Warning! Warning!" announced the PA system. "There has been a Class-5 order issued from the High Command. Co-ordinates have been relayed to Raketen Kontrolle. All units to posts. I say again, all units to posts! This is not a drill!"

Amid the shouting and flurry of feet running to battle stations, seven Rona-Class Drill Missiles clawed deep into the ground, spitting soil and rock from behind their drill bits. Their warheads carried 90 MT thermonuclear devices. All seven were to target key military, radar, Command and Control, and government facilities across Demonic Terrorists.
Westerney
17-08-2004, 05:25
You don't even have an army, whatever happened to those guns we gave you?
We're working on it. We have a few hundred riflemen now. It wouldn't matter, around HALF of all the other nations who join "The Omni-Alliance of Stop The Evil-Wannabe Whiner", or TOASTEW (read-Homestar saying Toaster), would be sufficient to obliterate the foolish so-called "Demonic Terrorists".
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:25
You know the city of Nagisaky? In 1945 the United States droped a atomic bomb on that city and it almost leveled the entire city. A Hydrogen is about I believe 100 times stronger than a Atomic bomb. So please fix your losses.

Also my 3,000 Kg HE ICBM's are locked on to targets that are ONLY Naval docks and RADAR stations! So please fix that to.

Well, I guess that pretty much obliterates my capital, doesn't it? The Emperor is dead. The entire city lies in ruins. Millions are dead. Nothing survived the horrific holocaust. The naval docks and radar stations were evacuated, and a telegram announcing DT's surrender has been wired to Nano soft's government.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:27
The people of DT rejoice and celebrate their newfound freedom. With the emperor dead, liberty has been restored. We ask that the nation be occupied for five years by all the nations who have attacked or otherwise threatened DT, to help build a new, democratic government, to help us recover from the attacks, and to help us become a new, friendly nation.
British Morocco
17-08-2004, 05:28
Demonic terrorists you have a TG
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 05:28
Okay. 5,000,000 marines are being shipped to your shores to embark on a killing spree never before seen in history. Post how many of them (if any) reached the shore safely, and we'll proceed from there.
OOC: You apparently don't want your nation to see tomorrow, do you? Also, you actually have to RP mobilization, transportation, etc. 5 million people don't just magicly get armed and appear on my beaches, do they? No.
IC:
"Sir, Demonic Terrorists have declared war and are threatening to invade us." reports Mr. Asherland to President Maybury.

"Well, don't they want to come to the peace table?" Asks President Maybury. "They want to go straight to the war." Mr. Asherland says.

"Ahh, get their leader on the phone with me. I'm going to see if I can talk this new leader out of a war. After all, I hate wars, and I do not like destroying nations." says President Maybury.

"Yes sir."

(OOC: President Maybury would like to speak to your leader)
Westerney
17-08-2004, 05:28
The people of DT rejoice and celebrate their newfound freedom. With the emperor dead, liberty has been restored. We ask that the nation be occupied for five years by all the nations who have attacked or otherwise threatened DT, to help build a new, democratic government, to help us recover from the attacks, and to help us become a new, friendly nation.
Did anyone besides me not see that coming?
LOL, everyone is posting at practically the same time.
Nano soft
17-08-2004, 05:29
Okay. 5,000,000 marines are being shipped to your shores to embark on a killing spree never before seen in history. Post how many of them (if any) reached the shore safely, and we'll proceed from there.
ooc: LOL
ic:
This movement was spotted and Nano Soft naval forces quickly targeted it with there cruise missiles. From naval ships 3,500 Tomahawks where fired within 40 minutes. If any of the ships where not destroyed then FH-27 would fly in and finish the rest.

ooc: You know your throwing huge numbers around left and right. 10 Million here? 5 Million there? I think you just killed most of your population.
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 05:30
"Sir! We can't get through to them! Reports just came out that... they were destroyed. There is no more threat!"

"Well, that nation apparently had it coming to him." President Maybury remarks.
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 05:30
Send me a copy of the letter, willya? We launched a few nukes at you as well.

IC:

Official Statement from The Burnsian Desert High Military Command

After the shocking events of the Demonic Terroristic Conflict, the 14th Troop Transport Division is moving the 8th Hospital Battalion to help with medical emergencies, as well as detox the area. We hope to regrow DT into a flowering, TBD-"advised" nation.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:30
(OOC: President Maybury would like to speak to your leader)

He's dead.
Draganovia
17-08-2004, 05:31
all in favor of naming Deamonic Terriosts as worse then Joseph Stalin ever was please raise your hand!! (raises hand high in the air) :upyours:
Mauiwowee
17-08-2004, 05:32
We fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away and leave us alone you silly (insert nationality) Ka-Nigget - - - Thhhhffffttt :p
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:32
Send me a copy of the letter, willya? We launched a few nukes at you as well.

IC:

Official Statement from The Burnsian Desert High Military Command

After the shocking events of the Demonic Terroristic Conflict, the 14th Troop Transport Division is moving the 8th Hospital Battalion to help with medical emergencies, as well as detox the area. We hope to regrow DT into a flowering, TBD-"advised" nation.

Your nukes killed an estimated 120,000-6,000,000 people (exact statistics still unknown). The entire area surrounding the capital (more than five cities) has been destroyed.
Westerney
17-08-2004, 05:32
all in favor of naming Deamonic Terriost as worse then Joseph Stalin ever was please raise your hand!! (raises hand high in the air)
0_o Why, exactly? He's completely non-militant now.
Mekanta
17-08-2004, 05:33
"Sir, the Apes are at it again..."

Axis turned from his VIP seat at the arena, sighing as an Organic aide walked in, bowing respectfully.

"NOW what?"

"The nation of Demonic Terrorists, sir." She said, handing a datapad to the Supreme Commander of Mekanta's armies.

Axis looked between the datapad and the action on the arena floor, sighing when he was done reading.

"Send them a message telling them exactly how pathetic they are. And... Add in something about any threats being met with a giant rock falling on thier country. Strap boosters to an asteroid or something. It's times like that that make me want to repair the Phalanx..."
British Morocco
17-08-2004, 05:33
you have another TG Demonic terrorists
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 05:34
OOC: In short, I'm taking over your country. You can stage a rebellion if you want, I might just let you have your independence. You are a very good forummer, and a budding RP-er. Just need to work on some godmod issues. I look forward to RP-ing with you again.
Nano soft
17-08-2004, 05:34
Well, I guess that pretty much obliterates my capital, doesn't it? The Emperor is dead. The entire city lies in ruins. Millions are dead. Nothing survived the horrific holocaust. The naval docks and radar stations were evacuated, and a telegram announcing DT's surrender has been wired to Nano soft's government.
ooc: Lol looks like I have me self one more colony on my hands. :-)
ic:
Five Army Cores along with 2 Armor divisions are being moved into Demonic Terrorists to ensure the safety of the people.

Nano Soft can ensure that what was seen here today shall never happen in this country again.

Along with troops and tanks there will also be large amounts of medic supplies and medic personal.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:36
OOC: In short, I'm taking over your country. You can stage a rebellion if you want, I might just let you have your independence. You are a very good forummer, and a budding RP-er. Just need to work on some godmod issues. I look forward to RP-ing with you again.

Thanks. DT is now a TBD territory. All of you are permitted to send up to 75,000 occupation troops.
Mekanta
17-08-2004, 05:38
-OOC-
Why do I suddenly see TBD and Nano soft fighting over who gets the glowing remains of DT's country...?
Westerney
17-08-2004, 05:38
Well that was an odd fifteen minutes.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 05:39
You can stage a rebellion if you want, I might just let you have your independence.

Believe me, the chances of the people rebelling are lower than the chances of Hitler being proclaimed the greatest pro-Semite of all time. Your troops are going to bombarded with gifts, flowers, food, and money, and everywhere you go, there will be massive parades celebrating your victory.
Ziegelstein
17-08-2004, 05:40
Heh, I've never seen a nation obliterated that quickly in all the time I've been reading the forums.

What a humorous waste of WMDs
Westerney
17-08-2004, 05:47
The Nomadic Peoples Of Westerney strongly implore the occupation forces of (Ex-)Demonic Terrorists to lighten up, already. Clearly they were heavily oppressed by their former leader, and are happy to be free. I suggest a few divisions remain in the country, just in case, and that strong, wise nations assist them in rebuilding their government.

We're still working on our own situation right now, though, so we can't really help. But we will wish the (Ex-)Demonic Terrorists luck.


Signed,
His Highness Of The Mud, Groob Lermik
The Former West
17-08-2004, 05:53
The Former West (Hey, the name leaves my options open!) has no need for corpses from a hole in the wall country like you. Your not even worth [B]thretening. However I thought of a way to entetain myself wile thretening you so I will:
(you) :eek: :sniper: (me)
Kryozerkia
17-08-2004, 05:54
*Kerlina, the PM of Kryozerkia walks in and looks around. She groans.*

DT, you are such a n00b. Your actions are more than merely pathetic, they are ignorant and amusing. If you're trying to pull the attention-hungry-3-yr-old act, then you've succeeded.

In fact, I dare you to declare war on me because I'm bored! But, you won't get anywhere because like many others, I can blink and your nation will be blown away because it's so paltry in size. :p
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 05:55
OOC: Dem. Terrorists, would you like some help w/ improving your RP?
Westerney
17-08-2004, 05:56
Is ANYONE reading anything besides the FIRST PAGE? The guy's given up, alright? He's dead now. Yeesh.
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 05:59
Is ANYONE reading anything besides the FIRST PAGE? The guy's given up, alright? He's dead now. Yeesh.
OOC: If you're refering to my last post, I know, he was nuked. But, he wanted to have 5 million people appear on my shores.

Dem Terrorists, would you like pointers to improve your RP so you won't be looked at as a n00b in many of the older nations eyes, or considered a godmodder?
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 06:00
OOC: He's dead and MINE.

IC:

TBD aircraft have begun dropping crates of food, toys for the children, and medical supplies to villages and cities affected, while troops continue to skirmish with remaining fanatic forces. General Sylvia Katrina expects to root out all OpFor within the week. Burnsian forces have been greeted with gusto.
Roach-Busters
17-08-2004, 06:14
We request permission from the occupation forces to deploy 2,500 medics to Demonic Terrorists to treat civilian wounds.
Terminalia
17-08-2004, 06:15
DT we are sending a 50 billion ton Termybird to fly over your country and drop a large poo on it, you will not survive this catastrophe.
Demonic Terrorists
17-08-2004, 06:16
OOC: Dem. Terrorists, would you like some help w/ improving your RP?

Yes, please! Thank you very much! :)
Roach-Busters
17-08-2004, 06:19
DT we are sending a 50 billion ton Termybird to fly over your country and drop a large poo on it, you will not survive this catastrophe.

Lol...:D

He's defeated though, isn't he? So, isn't what you're doing kinda unnecessary? :confused:
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 06:20
We request permission from the occupation forces to deploy 2,500 medics to Demonic Terrorists to treat civilian wounds.

Request accepted. Thank you!
Roach-Busters
17-08-2004, 06:21
Request accepted. Thank you!

You're welcome. :)
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 06:21
DT we are sending a 50 billion ton Termybird to fly over your country and drop a large poo on it, you will not survive this catastrophe.

Shot down by TBD aircraft/missile batteries upon arrival. Or something.

Anyway, it's a godmod, so don't pull another one. Read all the pages.
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 06:21
Yes, please! Thank you very much! :)
OOC: np, I'll tg ya... oh, and first, lemme point one thing out... when you're out of character, like I am atm, and your post is, put "OOC:" infront of your msg... like I did. Anyway, I'll tg ya a bunch of stuff, and feel free to TG me back w/ any questions. :D
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 06:23
OOC: Proper capitalization, as well as spelling and punctuation always help. Even when OOC.

*pokes ViZion*
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 06:30
OOC: Proper capitalization, as well as spelling and punctuation always help. Even when OOC.

*pokes ViZion*
OOC: lol, yes. Very much so. Grammer, spelling, etc. are all important. People who don't do that usually don't get looked upon very highly.
Roach-Busters
17-08-2004, 06:32
Would anyone be interested in helping TBD and I rebuild DT? Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Mekanta
17-08-2004, 06:33
-OOC-
I'd offer, but I haven't re-established a Modern Tech presence. ICly, I'm still bound by "The Pact"

If you still need help later, I might be able to then. ^_^
Akaton
17-08-2004, 06:35
Hmm. Looks like I missed the war. A shame really, seeing as Akaton loves attacking nations like DT. However, seeing as the war is over, I can give you some RP tips. To make a good war RP, have some dialogue between leaders, or troops in battle. If you have a few characters, or RP a specific unit or something, it makes the war much more interesting to read, and cut down on godmoding accusations.
imported_ViZion
17-08-2004, 06:41
OOC: Dem. Terrorists, TG is sent. Check your TG's.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
17-08-2004, 07:50
Emperor Lou Siffer has today announced that he will increase the following departments' budgets by over 1000%: the Department of Genocide, the Department of Torture, the Department of Senseless Slaughter, and the Department of Brutality. He vows to use any means necessary to have his nation unanimously recognized as the most evil one on the planet. He has just today ordered the arrest of 50,000 random people, mostly children and babies, to be sent to slave labor camps for life. Ten orphanages, one-hundred schools, and thirty nursing homes are to be bombed. 15% of the people in every city are to undergo the most abominable torture conceivable, before being massacred, along with their families. Tomorrow, additional measures will be taken until Siffer's demands are met.


I'm still eviler-er.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
17-08-2004, 07:55
We fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away and leave us alone you silly (insert nationality) Ka-Nigget - - - Thhhhffffttt :p

Behold, THE SANDAL OF THE SAVIOUR!

I'm really not the saviour!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
17-08-2004, 07:58
The corpses are currently being used to feed the cannibals. Thanks for your donations and we look forward to future deliveries.


Yum, Soylent Nuggets.
Terminalia
17-08-2004, 09:40
Lol...:D

He's defeated though, isn't he? So, isn't what you're doing kinda unnecessary? :confused:

Just making sure. :upyours: DT Drown in termybird shit.
Nano soft
17-08-2004, 12:50
ooc: WTF just happened here! Demonic Terrorists is a NANO SOFT COLONY! HE GAVE UP TO ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! You better hope you gt the hell out of there because I believe I have landed 630,000 Troops and 5,600 Armor units there.
ic:
Message to The Burnsian Desert:
He demand you remove all military units from Demonic Terrorists. If you fail to do this then we will use full force of the military to remove you from the country. This will be your only warning.

The one Naval battle group there is preparing for Missile and Aircraft raids. Troops and armor units are preparing for major offensive moves.
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 17:51
Official Burnsian Desert Statement

Finders keepers losers weepers.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=349434&page=1&pp=15
Communist Mississippi
17-08-2004, 17:54
Official Burnsian Desert Statement

Finders keepers losers weepers.

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=349434&page=1&pp=15


Do you have MSN messenger? Yahoo messenger? Windows Messenger? IRC?
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 17:56
OOC: AIM.

michelangelo0715
Mekanta
17-08-2004, 17:57
-Official Response

"We would just like to state, for the record, our forces don't give an aerially motivated act of fornication who controlls Demonic Terrorists. We will remain neutral should any conflict erupt. However, should our forces be needlessly attacked..."

"Well, let us simply state that one of the two Megaguns of the Phalanx is completed. Granted, evan a Human can throw rocks, but it kind of hurts to have a 700 meter diameter nail you..."
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 18:05
aerially motivated act of fornication

OOC: A flying fart?
Communist Mississippi
17-08-2004, 18:06
OOC: AIM.

michelangelo0715


I cannot get that, do you have windows messenger?


I don't have AOL, and it doesn't work on my computer. :(
West Scotland
17-08-2004, 18:06
ooc: I hope you realize that you cant have "1000%" because that is impossible because the highest percent is 100 and there would be nothing left because you are using 100%. You wouldn't have any schools since you don't have any funds in your education system. So basically in all you failed your economy which fails your government, and those agencies are under the government.
ic:


No, no, no...he's not using 100% of the budget on these; and you can have 1000%. He said he increased the following budgets by 100%; but you can do more: supposing the Department of Genocide's budget was, say, 800,000; if you increase the budget to $4bn, then you have increased it by 500%. Increasing it by 100% is doubling the budget. Get it?

IC:

The Lord West laughed contempuously at the claims of Demonic Terrorists. 'What a psycho,' he scoffed.
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 18:08
I cannot get that, do you have windows messenger?


I don't have AOL, and it doesn't work on my computer. :(

You don't need AOL to have AIM, just download it from http://www.aim.com/. You don't have to have any affiliation with AOL.
Mekanta
17-08-2004, 18:08
OOC: A flying fart?
-OOC-
"A flying fuck"
The Burnsian Desert
17-08-2004, 18:15
OOC:

Need to brush up on my biology.
Nano soft
18-08-2004, 02:42
1st and 3rd Armor Division's, 0800 Hours
A Officer ran over towards the General "Sir we have orders to commence fire!" "Well well....you know what to do men!" The General picked up his radio "This is Home to all Artillery stations. Commence fire. Fire at will!". Six-hundred artillery guns from the two armor divisions began to fire at TBD troop locations.


At the same time destroyers and Delta IV subs in the fleet got ready there Cruise missile launchers and locked onto there targets. They started to fire and within ten minutes they fired 240 Tomahawk's and 240 SLBM's with a 2,000 Kg HE war head. There targets where TBD air craft locations, TBD Air defenses, and TBD RADAR stations.

The Govt. of Nano Soft has declared a state of war with TBD.

At this moment two more Naval Battle Groups are moving towards Demonic Terrorists along with six Air Divisions, three Armor Divisions, and three more Army Cores.


North Nano Soft, Largest silo base in Nano Soft 0800 Hours
The silo base was ordered to fire at any targets that are land or sea based moving into Demonic Terrorists. Along with that they armed 1,480 ICBM's with a 3,000 Kg HE warhead and locked onto targets of TBD origin in Demonic Terrorists. In 15 minutes they fired off all there missiles at there selected targets which included the following, large amounts of TBD troops, large amounts of TBD armor, TBD defenses, TBD Naval ships near Demonic Terrorists, TBD Air craft locations, and TBD artillery locations.
Communist Mississippi
18-08-2004, 03:02
You don't need AOL to have AIM, just download it from http://www.aim.com/. You don't have to have any affiliation with AOL.

Yes I know, but AIM always crashes my computer and causes my memory to go insane. Never works! Every time, without fail, it wrecks the system!
The Burnsian Desert
18-08-2004, 03:33
1st and 3rd Armor Division's, 0800 Hours
A Officer ran over towards the General "Sir we have orders to commence fire!" "Well well....you know what to do men!" The General picked up his radio "This is Home to all Artillery stations. Commence fire. Fire at will!". Six-hundred artillery guns from the two armor divisions began to fire at TBD troop locations.


At the same time destroyers and Delta IV subs in the fleet got ready there Cruise missile launchers and locked onto there targets. They started to fire and within ten minutes they fired 240 Tomahawk's and 240 SLBM's with a 2,000 Kg HE war head. There targets where TBD air craft locations, TBD Air defenses, and TBD RADAR stations.

The Govt. of Nano Soft has declared a state of war with TBD.

At this moment two more Naval Battle Groups are moving towards Demonic Terrorists along with six Air Divisions, three Armor Divisions, and three more Army Cores.


North Nano Soft, Largest silo base in Nano Soft 0800 Hours
The silo base was ordered to fire at any targets that are land or sea based moving into Demonic Terrorists. Along with that they armed 1,480 ICBM's with a 3,000 Kg HE warhead and locked onto targets of TBD origin in Demonic Terrorists. In 15 minutes they fired off all there missiles at there selected targets which included the following, large amounts of TBD troops, large amounts of TBD armor, TBD defenses, TBD Naval ships near Demonic Terrorists, TBD Air craft locations, and TBD artillery locations.

Idiot. You have no idea what you got yourself into.
Let me get ready, and I will start destroying you, but I need some time for dinner. Be back later.
Mekanta
18-08-2004, 03:34
"The Mekantan UPEC forces wish not to be considered in this war. We are simply here to ensure civillians are not needlessly targetted."
imported_ViZion
18-08-2004, 03:35
OOC: Please redirect your attention here for a moment: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6811283&posted=1#post6811283
Hadula
18-08-2004, 03:37
Consul Tandon realized the nation was being invaded. He quickly began telling the servants to prepare for everyones departure, as the enemy may be at the hotel very soon, and the people within need to evacuate to somewhere mroe safer. He then asked one of the hgiehr ranked servants if he knew if there was a bunker nearby where the people within the hotel could evacuate to.