NationStates Jolt Archive


Free Nuclear and Chemical Weapons

Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 00:03
That is right, you did not read wrong. Louisiana Strtegic Works has a great deal for you with plenty to choose from. BUY 100 WEAPONS AND GET 10 FREE!!!

That is right! If you buy 100 LGM-118A Peacekeeper's, you get 10 more extra at NO CHARGE to YOU! If you buy 100 barrels of VX Nerve Gas, you get 10 barrels extra for no additional cost.

THEY MUST BE THE SAME PRICE OR CHEAPER... That means you can not buy 100 LGM-30 Minuteman III and expect to get 10 LGM-118A Peacekeeper's free.

We are also having a great deal on launching platforms. Buy any 3 launching platforms and get the 4th FREE! Any platform you wish, the 4th is on the house.

Please view our entire selection at the following site. Be sure when you complete the order, you tell us which ones you are wanting FREE!!

http://www.freewebs.com/nuclearlouisiana/index.htm

Are you interested in saving money? Well, apply to be a preferred customer. Preferred customers have as many nuclear weapons delievered as they wish every year(NS) as long as they wish. Preferred customers also get 25% discount. Payment is even easier! Your amount total is automatically subtracted from your bank account. That means no math and hassel of shopping around b/c the weapons are delievered to you! Just ask us and tell us "I am interested in saving millions and I would be interested in becomming a preferred customer." It is that simple.
Raven corps
16-08-2004, 00:07
I need 300 barrels of VX nerve agent -for our Genetic Research.
Aequatio
16-08-2004, 00:16
Seeing this blatant proliferation of nuclear and chemical weapons as a threat to world stability and humanity as a whole, we demand that you immediately cease your actions or face stern consequences.

You have been warned.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 00:26
First of all Aequatio, I dont know if you have seen my page. I do not sell nuclear weapons to any nation under 2 months of age.

I would also like to point out that if they didnt get their weapons from us they would get them from NWV or produce them themselves. We will not stop unless you are going to try to police all storefronts. B/c if you cant understand that every storefront on NS sells death you must not be to bright.
Aequatio
16-08-2004, 00:28
First of all Aequatio, I dont know if you have seen my page. I do not sell nuclear weapons to any nation under 2 months of age.

I would also like to point out that if they didnt get their weapons from us they would get them from NWV or produce them themselves. We will not stop unless you are going to try to police all storefronts. B/c if you cant understand that every storefront on NS sells death you must not be to bright.

OOC: I'm just bored and was looking to pick a fight.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 01:04
Raven corps, your order is confirmed. You will receive an additional 30 barrels at no additional cost.
Raven corps
16-08-2004, 01:07
thank you. order comfirmed
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 01:48
bump
Weapons-Tech incorp
16-08-2004, 01:50
We would like 300 barrels also for our Genetic Research.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 01:52
Order confirmed. You will also recieve an additional 30 barrels for free.
Communist Rule
16-08-2004, 01:53
-smirk- We would like 300 barrels for mass genocide.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 01:55
CR if you would like, we would drop them on your people at no additional charge!
Weapons-Tech incorp
16-08-2004, 01:56
Order confirmed. You will also recieve an additional 30 barrels for free.


thank you. as a token of our app. please take a shipment of our newest combat rifles. free
Communist Rule
16-08-2004, 01:57
CR if you would like, we would drop them on your people at no additional charge!

I'm afraid our plan was to RETURN TO SENDER anyways.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 01:59
Sorry, no refunds CR nor returns. All sales are final.
Communist Rule
16-08-2004, 02:02
Sorry, no refunds CR nor returns. All sales are final.

Oh we were planning on using our own planes.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 02:04
Sorry we dont allow unarthorized flights into or around Louisiana Territories. Sorry
Scoyle
16-08-2004, 02:07
I would like 3,000 Atlas D missiles (for defense-deturant)
Total - 270 billion

-----Money Wired Upon Confirmation-----

OOC: I havent ordered anything for a week
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 02:10
Scoyle, your order is confirmed. You will recieve 30 additional Atlas D missiles at no extra charge.
Ottoman Khaif
16-08-2004, 02:13
100 LGM-30 Minuteman III


Unit Cost:$2 Billion
Nano soft
16-08-2004, 02:15
The Nano Soft Govt. demands that Communist Louisiana stop selling Nuclear and Chemical weapons. If they do not we will use all forces necessary to stop the selling of nuclear and chemical weapons.



Military Deployments:
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th, 10th, 11th, 12th, 13th and 14th Battle Groups
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th Air Divisions
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th Army Core's
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th Armor Divisions
Sasanyland
16-08-2004, 02:17
you guys are morons, u cant have nukes on htis game, it makes no difference there is no war cuz u guys just imagine it, get a life FAST!
Communist Rule
16-08-2004, 02:20
Sorry we dont allow unarthorized flights into or around Louisiana Territories. Sorry

Oh we weren't planning on stopping.
Nano soft
16-08-2004, 02:26
you guys are morons, u cant have nukes on htis game, it makes no difference there is no war cuz u guys just imagine it, get a life FAST!
Your a poor son of a bitch. And if we don't have livesbecause we are here then you don't either. If you have the time to be here and call people morons and say they have no lives that is giving you don't have any more of a life then we do.

And for your imformation I only do this at night time. So that still leaves me with 19 hours to do other stuff and say I sleep 9 hours that means I still have 10 other hours to do what ever. But of course I can tell you are to lazy to figure any of that out your self. Poor son of a bitch...
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 02:41
OCC: Nano soft, unless you are planning to enforce your police like ways to all of the Weapons stores then go take one of my Atlas Missiles on the house and shove it. I will probably and most likely just ignore you.

I would like to to read my main page before you post something stupied. Like I said, I dont sell nuclear weapons to any nation under 2 months of age. Also if I didnt sell them, they would make them themselves. You need to read before you post. It would keep you out of trouble.
Communist Rule
16-08-2004, 02:42
OOC: So you're ignoring him because he's threatening you for a righteous/random cause. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE NATIONSTATES.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 02:44
OCC: Sasanyland, I dont know if you realize, but your taking them time to come on here and post things. I geuss you fill like you so un-manly in real life that you get on the internet and try to make other people fill bad even though you are making yourself look like a moron. Grow some balls comrade, then come back.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 02:46
OCC: And just like everyone I reserve the right to ignore anyone I wish. Such as you CR.
Ottoman Khaif
16-08-2004, 02:48
is my order confirmed?
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 02:48
Ottoman Khaif, your order is confirmed. You will receive an 1 extra free.
Scoyle
16-08-2004, 03:07
Hey I get 300 free missiles - Give them to Ottoman Kraif he's and ally of mine.
Communist Louisiana
16-08-2004, 21:41
Confirmed.


BUMP FOR CUSTOMERS!
Communist Louisiana
17-08-2004, 03:16
bump
Amanai
17-08-2004, 03:24
The Amanaian government won't buy nerve gas or nuclear warheads from anyone... we require samples before a purchase can be made.
Communist Louisiana
17-08-2004, 03:36
First of all, no nuclear items can be attained by a nation as young as you. Second of all, we knwo that by sending samples, these items can be re-produced. We wont run the risk of losing money to a nation as minute as yours.
Communist Louisiana
17-08-2004, 22:03
bump
Doomingsland
17-08-2004, 22:10
We would like to purchase-

200 Peacekeepers-24 billion, and with 20 free peacekeepers.

500,000 barrels of VX-6.5 billion, and with 5000 free barrels.

Total-30.5 billion, wired on confirmation.
Venore
17-08-2004, 22:11
I'll take 100 of each.
Communist Louisiana
17-08-2004, 22:19
Doomingsland, your order is confirmed.

Venor, I am not going to the math on that. I doubt you even saw the site.
Venore
17-08-2004, 22:25
$7,013,000,000 total
Communist Louisiana
18-08-2004, 02:55
Venore, your order is confirmed.
Communist Louisiana
18-08-2004, 03:25
bump
Jimbobway Islands
18-08-2004, 05:14
Here is my Christmas list. The money will be wired when confirmation is made.
Thanks, Jimbobway Island Defense Minister.
Chemical Weapons
100 Barrels/Crates - VX Nerve Agent 13,000 each - 130,000 Thousand Dollars - 10 Free
100 Barrels/Crates - GB-Nerve/Sarin Gas 10,000 each - 100,000 Thousand Dollars - 10 Free

$230,000 Thousand Dollars
Jimbobway Islands
18-08-2004, 05:16
If I read it all wrong and it was in millions, which would explain alot, then the ammount will be converted. My appologies.
Jimbobway Island Defense Minister
Communist Louisiana
19-08-2004, 03:06
common mistake comrade. Order accepted
Communist Louisiana
19-08-2004, 15:29
bump
Stalins Soviet Russia
21-08-2004, 22:59
We will take:
100 LGM-118A Peacemakers=7 billion dollars
500,000 barrels of VX= 6.5 billion
Total: 13.5 billion dollars.
Whew, there goes the defense budget...
Communist Louisiana
21-08-2004, 23:05
Confirmed. That gives you 1 LGM-118A Peacemakers free and 5,000 Barrels of VX also free.
ZeBob7904
21-08-2004, 23:07
30 barrels of phosgane 100 barrels of soman 10 AGM-131 SRAM2s 5 mobile rail launchers 20 lenin class mobile launcher
Communist Louisiana
21-08-2004, 23:13
ZeBob7904, I can sell you everything except the nuclear weapons b/c your nation has not reached the population of 100 million. Basic rule on NS is that a nation can not own nuclear weapons until.

A.) Their a month old
B.) Their nations population is 100 million

I can sell you the chemical weapons and the launchers. I can probably get away with selling just the long range missiles with no nuclear warheads. You can put the Chemical Agents at the warheads instead of the nuclear. I would sell the missiles alone at about 30% of what ever the price is of that specific missile.
Communist Louisiana
04-09-2004, 03:22
first bump in a long time
Mirruin
04-09-2004, 03:50
Wtf does "bump" mean?
Oh, yeah I blew my defence buget already, but I'll buy someting from you soon.

Have a nice day :D
Communist Louisiana
04-09-2004, 05:19
bump
Communist Louisiana
04-09-2004, 13:20
bump
Communist Louisiana
05-09-2004, 01:42
bump
Tennesee Fans
05-09-2004, 02:18
Gimmie 300 of the best long range wepions you got
Tennesee Fans
05-09-2004, 17:37
Gimmie 300 of the best long range wepions you got
Money Wired On Conformation $


Ooc(Do you reilize somone might Buy these Wepons For the sole purpose of bombing your country)Just a Freindly Warning :) :cool:
Trentaur
05-09-2004, 17:59
Hi, I'd like to order:
Tabun: 200 barrels = 2 mil.
VX agent: 100 barrels = 1.3 mil.
10 LGM-30 Minuteman III's = 200 mil.
Total = 203.3 mil.
Thank you!