NationStates Jolt Archive

From the desk of Docter Klaus Schilling, minister of Deception & Propaganda...

Greetings fellow nations,

As many or some of you have heard Holy Panooly is labelled as a fascist, national-socialist, radical nationalist, evil and racist nation. None of this is even close to the truth. Communism and left-wing socialism is the real threat my esteemed collegues.

Look at the facts, and despair! Credonia, a vile left-wing hate state threatened me and allies of mine, with war. British Communists, Xadawiland and Momanguise, lunatics craving to create a society where every person is equal threatened to unleash their outdated armies on our honourable shores.
The so called 'democratic nation of Sarzonia'. Let's have a look at their nation shall we? Sarzonia's first act of war was against us, Holy Panooly, to attack our late president. We comitted crimes against humanity? Define crimes against humanity. They can't because starting a war with a reason which is laughable is a crime against humanity. Camewot also claims to be democratic. Their title is 'The Democratic Empire of Camewot'. Can the irony get any worse? Yes it can since these lowlife scoundrels funded, aided and trained terrorists in our nation. Crimes against humanity? Clearly. They killed our previous Führer and denied it. But we, being the peaceful nation we are, NOT declared war on them like British Communists did. No, they decide to sling dirt at as yammering about a 'connection between Holy Panooly and Sirens of Titans'. It's not even proven they were behind it.

These facts about 'genocide and torture' are so far away from the truth, lies aren't suited words to describe what they really are. Made up fragments of mout-to-mouth information, fairytales from aggressive, powermongers and hate spreading communists. Holy Panooly has always been a democratic nation with a peace loving and promoting government yet these people keep fanning the flames of war and hatred in our direction.

Holy Panooly will always remain a peaceful, truely democratic nation unlike the ones named above.

Thank you for your attention.

Just outside the view of the cameras the telephone rings... The Führer needs to talk to Mr Schilling.

'Sieg Heil!'
'My dear Dr. Schilling, there is a small left-wing uprising in the north-west. Advice please.'
'Kill them all, set an example. Those left bastards may never gain a firm foothold in our nation'
'Exactly my thoughts, I only... Never mind you're the propaganda expert.'
'Thank you very much you my Führer'
'Goodnight Dr. Schilling.'
'Goodnight to you my Führer. Sieg Heil!'

PS & EDIT: Don't whine about facts changed in this story, it's all part of the game in propaganda land.

Consul Estaban Riverra watches the video. He ponders his words for a the moment. He just insulted Hadula, as it is a mostly liberal democratic socialism. HE had studied his history as well, and he knew this had to be propoganda. After a moment, he picked up the phone.

"Yes, operator? Connect me with Consul Tandon, we have a problem..."

HP, We liberals are not evil. Left-wing is good, and Nazis suck

HP, We liberals are not evil. Left-wing is good, and Nazis suck

I'm talking about communist left wing lunacy. Normal left thinking is ok, communism is not. Brydog we both hate communists, why would I insult a fellow alliance member? Liberalism is good, but I'm ranting at the communists and left-wing nations who use their 'democracy' as an excuse to spread 'freedom'. Our people in Holy Panooly have always been extremely conservative and closed for other influences... Hence why our government is so nationalistic it borders on fascism.

In a colonial auditorium the tape plays before thousands, each saluting the country of Holy Panooly's choice. Each citizen of the Fascist Confederacy in its colonies and even on Fascia seem to join in a single Seig Heil, even Fuhrer Reinhard Heydrich salutes...

In the auditorium, Reichsfuhrer Lecter stands at the podium: See, this is what should be happening. Communism and left-wing 'democracy' thoughts is what corrupts the minds of society. It must be stamped out like the infectious disease it is. At all costs. Now, join with the Waffen-SS,the Immortals,Home Guard, and Der Wehrwolves as the volunteer Freikorps. All citizens are urged to join this volunteer only paramilitary group! I encourage you to teach you children of the evils of left-wing society before it is too late! Good day, and Heil Heydrich!

At that, the Reichsfuhrer steps from the stage...

The three Consuls met in the boardroom within the High House. Venice stared out the window as Estaban and Ruben debated.

"We just can't stand by and watch this happen Tandon. This is a serious threat, to us and everyone else."

"We are not a militaristic nation. We don't have a military. How do you expect us to fight them?"

"Comrade, look, you started the UTA, that wll help, I have heard the reports of the African state, and I have photographs of these abuses. We have proof, and these people need help.."

"But we have to finish what we started in Hataria, we can't just go running around helping everyone!"

Venice turned around, his eyes alight.

"Ruben, what bout the LJFF?"

"What? Did you jus-"

"Look Ruben, I know you don't want to admit it, but its enoug hsecrecy. Estaban is also a member of this Triumverate and a fellow comrade. We can trust him. Ruben, the LJFF is small, but they work well in situations like this. This may be a chacne where we, the Hadulan people, can aid our fellow man, our comrades. I will notify Doolittle for you, you can explain this to Estaban."

And so, an meme war had begun...

Secret Encrypted Message:
To: Holy Panooly
From: The Fascist Confederacy

We back your choices against communism and left-wing democracy. We will help in anyway we can. FC is simply the new name for the old country of Der Auftrag (OOC: It got deleted). As a Fascist nation, we also hope to form an alliance with you, if you will have us. Please reply.

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Kris Georbells,
Head of Propaganda

"Oh please. If that's the best they can do, they should have stayed in bed." - general consensus of opinion in DPUO

Official Statement From Red Tide
We support Holy Panooly in their kil... err I mean righteous crusade agianst communists and left-wing nuttoes. The only thing Communism is good for is making us lots of money by buying our Corporations goods and weapons.

OOC:The statement is sort of hippocrytical except for the last sentence... it is true that Red Tides Corporations sell too communist nations.

The Führer of Holy Panooly speaks...

While nations like yourself may found revelation in communist left-wing thinking, you will be always stuck in the endless rotation of debate and discussion. Honour, respect and self-sacrifice should be a nations words which make people stand up and salute the leader for it is he who shaped the land you live in. Communists never heard of these words, all they think of is their own good and to spread their hateful message.