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The Inviltrist Empire cracks down on Missionary terrorists.

Inviltrist
15-08-2004, 11:51
Founder of the National Transhumanist Party and Emperor of Inviltrist. Emperor Travis Wolfe has recently announced that he plans to crack down on religious missionaries who come into the nation with the attempt at gaining converts. He has released the following statement.


"No longer can I idly stand by while these terrorists threaten the stability of this great empire with their religious mind diseases. I'm sure it is obvious to many of you, you the enlightened, intelligent, forward thinking citzens of Inviltrist. You realize that we cannot allow these dangerous memes to infect the populous. We must not allow these silly superstitions to prevent us from the common goal that we all share. That goal is the progression and evolution of the human race. These are exciting times to live in! We are within years of prefecting the art of cloning, we are moving closer and closer to ridding this great empire of such uneeded diseases as cancer, aids, and aging. We are no more than 5 years from landing on mars! Be proud to be part of this historical, groundbreaking transitional period of the human race! So I am sure you all realize that we cannot allow absurd fairytales to get in the way of our destiny. So today I announce to you and to all would be religious terrorists: All religious missionaries will be either crucified or implaled depending on the religion the terrorist was a member of. All children under 16 that are with these terrorists will be put under state control.

I'm sure you all will agree that these steps are required and I say to you: Grow! Evolve! progress!"


The new law introduces the following penalties for missionaries.

Christian Missionaries of any denomination: They shall be crucifed in the style of the romans.
All other religious missionaries: Impalement.

Children under the age of 16 will be seized by the state and put into "De-brainwashing centers" and then released to a state child center where they will either be put into the care of adoptive parents or sent to a state military academy.