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Omni Conglomerates Arms Bazaar

Welcome to the open market hosted by the PhilCass Arms Corporation and Comstar Mercenary Enterprizes. The Hroljerdjad Atoll, located 5,487 kilometers away from the Conglomerated Isle and over 1,400 kilometers away from any normal shipping routes, is the location of our bazaar currently. It will be moved at later dates, but our valued costomers will be kept informed of where. Here the major arms corporations of the Omni Conglomerates showcase their military hardware and sell to the highest bidder reguardless of that bidders race, ethnic origins, religion, or prior criminal record.

Note: We are only interested in business. While we do not ask questions about your motivations to buy arms from us, we do like to practice a system of responsibility with our product. All buyer nations are resposible for ensuring that all weapons bought here are not used against Conglomerate forces, or the forces of countries allied with the Conglomerates, or countries under the protections of the Omni Conglomerates Citystate.

Now for our product. We showcase a number of items not commonly available to your average terrorist, freedom fighter, or small government. Here is a list of what we offer:

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Testing on a semi-deserted small island.

The FDK1, also known as the little guy's nuke, this weapon is ideal for the guy looking to make a big crater for a little bit of effort. It is relatively small and easy to carry, and it delivers a one kiloton nuclear blast. It is a fusion bomb so there is little to no residual radiation, but on the upside that makes it a very clean surgical device. You can also purchase these for the retail value of fifty million dollars Omni Conglomerates equivalent currency. The devices come in 15 different colors of carrying cases and your option of duffel bag or backpack.

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Shopping at our well stocked weapons stores!

Assault Arms. That's right. We carry all of the major assault rifles in use today. We carry the old AK-47's, the newer AK-74u's, M-4's, M-16's, M-249 SAW's, FN-MAG's, MP5's, everything you could possibly want. We do take custom orders and offer discounts for bulk purchases. Don't let your movement be left behind with WWII era weaponry! Get your new, high-end assault weaponry today. Prices vary per weapon. See a sales representative for pricing.

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Use of one of our smaller nukes on the capital of an offending nation.
Just think, this could be the capital of the infidels!

Nukes, Nukes, and More Nukes. That's right. We don't just carry small nuclear ordinance. We have stuff that will blow your socks off and leave you nothing but and ashy outline on a charred wall. The most powerful model we are currently selling to consumers is the FDM30 "Moonscaper." It is just about the most powerful nuclear warhead you will find anybody selling to anyone. We carry all varieties of nuclear ordinace here, both fission and fusion bombs.

Prices start at only 7 million dollars!

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A few happy customers

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This could be you on the back of your truck!

Vehicles. For the freedom fighter who just can't catch a cab, we have vehicles galore. We have vehicles that can carry SCUD's, we have HUMVEE's, and we have advanced technicals. If you want to be the most stylish street gang on the streets of Mogadishu, then you are going to be interested in our vehicle modification shop. We armor anything with wheels and make it suitable for street combat. You want us to take that Cadillac Escalade and make it deadly? No problem. We will plate it with an armor material of your choice, modify the engine to carry the extra weight, and arm the vehicle with a high powered infantry support weapon that you choose!

Prices vary based on customizations picked.

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Mmmm....small pox!

Got Gas? Want Gas? That's right comrades! We have every big name nerve toxin made by mankind here at the Conglomerated Weapon's Bazaar. We have Serin, VX, and just about anything else you could possibly want, for the right price. You want biological agents? We have biological agents. We have small pox, yellow fever, equine encephalitis, meloidosis, pneumonic plague, and all other forms of deadly viral agents and bacteria.

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Hired soldiers ready to go.

Got Arms? Got Vehicles? Need Men? If bodies to fill your ranks is what you need, we have that too! The Comstar Mercenary Services is more than happy to give you troops with combat training equalling that of the Conglomerated Basic Infantry for the right price. Prices vary based on the level of training and combat expertise. Equipment will cost extra. For more information see a Comstar officer under the big camo tent to the left of the firing range.

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Well, you've just gotten a small taste of what can be found at our bazaar. Now that you have had the tour, look around. If you can't find what you need, just ask, and I am sure that it can be found for you.

Hey, hey, hey! Don't forget, Thulacandria has opened up a booth on page three of this thread. The Thulacandrian Genetic Funhouse Tent is where you need to go if you want to get the latest in germ and viral weaponry. Hurry, supplies are finite!

Twenty-four men began unloading off of a small cruise boat, at the docks. The men began heading up toward the bazaar, being stopped my a couple of guards. One of the men took out his passport. "Mon nom est Jean Carpentier. J'habite Alsace lorraine, et Je.... Nous veux Fusil's. Nous allons ne pauvre pas...Nous habitons alsace-lorraine, nous allons...err...Freedom Fighters...".

(My name is Jean Carpentier. I live in Alsace Lorraine, and I... We want Guns. We are not poor... We all live in Alsace-lorraine, we are...err...Freedom Fighters.)

Twenty-four men began unloading off of a small cruise boat, at the docks. The men began heading up toward the bazaar, being stopped my a couple of guards. One of the men took out his passport. "Mon nom est Jean Carpentier. J'habite Alsace lorraine, et Je.... Nous veux Fusil's. Nous allons ne pauvre pas...Nous habitons alsace-lorraine, nous allons...err...Freedom Fighters...".

(My name is Jean Carpentier. I live in Alsace Lorraine, and I... We want Guns. We are not poor... We all live in Alsace-lorraine, we are...err...Freedom Fighters.)


A well armed guard from the Omni Conglomerates military takes the mans passport, pats the man down, and motions for the other guards standing at the docks to do the same. He says the only sentence he knows in the language of the man who just approached him,"Je nais comprends pas de Francais."

He then says in English," We do not allow the carrying of weapons at the bazaar. You must leave any weapons you brought on the boat unless you intend to use them for barter. Please approach that man over there. He can help you with any purchases you wish to make."

The guard motions towards a sales representative that is standing at a booth under a large camoflaged tent.

A well armed guard from the Omni Conglomerates military takes the mans passport, pats the man down, and motions for the other guards standing at the docks to do the same. He says the only sentence he knows in the language of the man who just approached him,"Je nais comprends pas de Francais."

He then says in English," We do not allow the carrying of weapons at the bazaar. You must leave any weapons you brought on the boat unless you intend to use them for barter. Please approach that man over there. He can help you with any purchases you wish to make."

The guard motions towards a sales representative that is standing at a booth under a large camoflaged tent.

As one of the guards began patting down the main man, he felt a definite protrusion. Ripping the jacket open(not actually ripping), it revealed an Aks-74u and a number of explosives, as well as communication equipment.

"Merde!" Yelled another man, as the men not being checked took out their guns, all 74u's, and aiming them at the guards, various upgrades such as laser sights, red dot scopes, flashlights, etc. They dont open fire, but their weapons are quite obviously ready to. The main man pushed himself away from the guard. "Was hoping we could do this easily, but you can choose. My men are fully trained chellian special operations troopers. We have men with heavy weapons at our ship, and paratroopers ready to drop in. Surren..." He was cut short by a shot to the head, though it wasnt clear who had shot. One of the chellians jumped down to the hit soldier, the others opened fire on the guards and began trying to get some type of cover. From the ship, two M82a1's opened fire on any non chellians that could be seen, and other men began preparing RPG-22's and 120mm mortars.

As one of the guards began patting down the main man, he felt a definite protrusion. Ripping the jacket open(not actually ripping), it revealed an Aks-74u and a number of explosives, as well as communication equipment.

"Merde!" Yelled another man, as the men not being checked took out their guns, all 74u's, and aiming them at the guards, various upgrades such as laser sights, red dot scopes, flashlights, etc. They dont open fire, but their weapons are quite obviously ready to. The main man pushed himself away from the guard. "Was hoping we could do this easily, but you can choose. My men are fully trained chellian special operations troopers. We have men with heavy weapons at our ship, and paratroopers ready to drop in. Surren..." He was cut short by a shot to the head, though it wasnt clear who had shot. One of the chellians jumped down to the hit soldier, the others opened fire on the guards and began trying to get some type of cover. From the ship, two M82a1's opened fire on any non chellians that could be seen, and other men began preparing RPG-22's and 120mm mortars.

The guards also opened fire, but several were down already since the Chellian soldiers had gotten the initiative. They were wearing the standard heavy kevlar vests issued to the basic infantry of the Omni Conglomerates, but that wouldn't help if a soldier went full auto from point blank range with an Aks-74u. Most of the Conglomerate guards were armed with either H&K G36's or P90's. The ensueing fray would see several of their men dead, but once the general alarm was sounded a large contingent of more heavily equipped and armored Omni Conglomerates infantry would be on their way. At the docks presently, there were twelve guards and two actual Omni Conglomerates infantry who were behind sandbags about 120 yards away toting FN-MAG's.

"Bloody hell," said a guard captain looking down from his tower onto the scene that was unfolding. I hate it when this happens. Damn terrorists assume they can go anywhere with their armament." The guard captain hadn't heard that the men down at the docks were actually Chellian special forces. He called for fifty units to respond to the scene and asked for the rest to wait as back-ups.

The guard station was filled with a 500 man garrison of Omni Conglomerates Infantry, and 2000 Comstar Contracted mercenaries who worked as the basic guards. The bazaar had also been sent two five man units of First Tier Special Operations infantry to take care of more serious threats. There was no shortage of armament at the bazaar either. If things really got out of hand there was going to be a free-for-all.

I need 100 SCUD missiles for the glory of Allah!!!

I need 100 SCUD missiles for the glory of Allah!!!

On the other side of the island away from the skirmish, an Omni Conglomerates sales representative was working on closing a deal.

"Well, Mr...Bin Muhammad, I think I could get you 100 active, good condition SCUD missiles for one million dollars each, sell you the trucks to carry them in for one hundred thousand a piece, and could get fourty chemical warheads for free as an incentive for the buy. We could have them completed and on an unmarked tanker within two months," the representative said to the leader of the Islamic group.

[High Level Encryption – For OC Eyes Only]

To: CEO of Omni Conglomerates
From: War Incorporated, Notian Teppup
Subject: Business Proposal
Message:

Representatives of the Omni Conglomerates,

We send you this e-mail to propose a business offer between our two companies which should improve the standing of both our organisations as well as increasing one another’s profits considerably. We also hope to expand our business outside of the nation we are located within.

Our job in War Incorporated is one of supplying our government’s armed forces with the required armaments for their military as well as exporting a considerable amount of weapons to other nations interested in our high quality merchandise. We have also branched out into many areas such as security planning and other interests, one of which we don’t advertise much is our branch of highly paid mercenaries who specialise in special operations and leadership. These mercenaries are currently doing work for the government however they would like to expand into other areas as the work is limited within this nation alone.

The problem is however that War Inc. doesn’t have the connections outside of our nation to deal in mercenary work as it proves a highly unpopular business which other governments try and shut down, as such we don’t advertise their existence. However, with your corporation we are hoping that in return for trade and links into our own nation and nations we are currently dealing with we can hire your nation for advertisement through your own company, allow us to keep our mercenary connections hidden from the world to avoid damage to our sales.

We are not proposing a merger, as such an offer would damage the individuality of both companies, however we would like to work together to assist one another. We can lower our weapon production and be supplied by yourselves and so on.

Whatever the reply we should not that our mercenary links rather illusive people and they will not accept blackmail, at worse it will create a mild scandal which can be handled as we do not actually house our mercs in this organisation.

Thanks,

Pual Kettler
War Inc. CEO

OOC Valid Links:

http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=315476 - War Inc.
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=315111 - Crimson Fists OOC Page

Greetings from the new state of Tariecastan,

Tariecastan had just exited from a bloody period of civil war and revolution yielding us, the People's Republic of Tariecastan. The PRT is a strong and rather stable republic now but our military is weak. It is still mainly composed of militia forces (about 60% militia to 40% formal military units). Our problem is this, not all nations recognize our state yet and the old regime had many powerful allies that wish failure to our new state. There are also still rebel forces in existence that may threaten our populace. Sadly, most of our best commanders either left, became mercenaries, or were executed during the revolution so we have little... well, I must be truthful our administration has no military experience (we won control in the election at the end of the provisional government’s control period) and therefore also doesn't know what we need. And that is why we are here seeking your help. Please, for the sake of our people, help us arm ourselves. We need to know what we need, in turn for this help we promise to make all arms buying deals with you and your associates exclusively. Thank you for allowing us to come to your bazaar and we will be happy to do business with you.

Thank you, goodbye
PRT military liaison
Cambrin Jakstivy

The Chellians had indeed gotten the upper hand, as they stood against the main wall where they were supposed to enter, with only two men dead. However, they saw the large amounts of men coming towards them. "Shit guys!" One of em yelled in chellian. "Too fucking many! Fall back!" Was heard, as five of them threw grenades over the wall, the rest dropping their timed explosives on the ground, armed. They did it quickly, as the men with the M82's on the ship continued to down enemy reinforcements.

They finished setting their explosives at the wall and gate. An RPG-22 went screaming from the ship, slamming into the gate and severly screwing it up, preventing enemy reinforcements coming through there, at least. The chellians took it as their sign, and began sprinting toward their ship. A Kord 12.7mm mounted on the front of the ship began firing for covering affect, as three chellians were downed by enemy fire before they made it to the ship. Jumping in as quickly as they could, one more RPG-22 was fired at the wall, and then the ship began zooming away, while the Chellians began firing from the sides of the ship at the bazaar.

"Well, fuck. Guess we gotta come with more men next time..." One of the men said, laying his head down on the ships hull. "We lost Jean...and Pierre, and Vladmir... Ivan I think got shot too... Fuck!" He said, reloading his gun as the speedboat sped into the distance, towards a larger ship of theirs.

I would like to restate my offer to add my genetic expertise to your bazaar. I am fully capable of creating custom dieses and genetically enhanced clones. I am willing to rent a booth outright or to share a percentage of profits in the hopes of crossover business. Send me a telegram for further details. I thank you for your time.

TO: Omni Conglomerates
FROM: Communist Louisiana

I have recently talked with NWV and he has agreed that their is a need for nations who produce and sell weapons for economic support. That is why I would like to offer you membership to the Weapons Producers Alliance.

The WPA would only be activated in the situation as if another nation is threatening you with violence to shut down your store. We figure that if we didnt produce these weapons and make money, that the nation who is buying them would produce them themselves. We are also sometimes threatened by nations who fill like it is their job to police the world and we stand firmly in our right to produce our goods and sell them for any reason we see fit.

As I said before this alliance is only activated in the situation that your nations company is directly threatened. This would not include any members nations own military campaigns. We fill that is alliance has the potential to grow and we also believe that if we band together, there will be less forces trying to police us or those police states will have less say or less power in policeing our companies or any other nations arms compaines.

If you are interested in becomming apart of this alliance please contact me via Telegram or leave a message at my own storefront.

As the Chellian boat was speeding away, a Watson Cargo ship was moving in. They saw smoke and fire coming from the island. They also saw men with guns speeding away.

"Sir, should we take them?"
"Go, send Archnad"
"Roger Sir."

A small speedboat came out of the back of the ship. It sped toward the Chellian ship (large) and the men inside pointed there M98's toward the ship. Some (3) armed with Water Moccasin anti-ship launchers aimed and fired. The 2 195mm guns aboard the Watson turned and fired (2 guns, x 3 barrels=6 rounds). As this was happening, the ship based harpoons were being preped, and the Sea Serpent aint-ship launchers were being loaded. All the while, a high power laser was being fixed on the ship.

"Sir, we can make it, let us go now!"
"Alright, but, make it quick, now!"

The soldier ran off and started the other speed boat. It broke out with 12 men aboard. They were headed to the island, all armed with the old M4A2's. Some had gernades, but they all carried Sig Sauer pistols (mostly P223's).

((OOC: No attacking me OC, lol ;)))

A black corporate chopper with the markings from Voltharus approached the island bazzar. As the helicopter landed and came to a complete halt a few representatives of Voltharus exited and walked towards a camo tent to speak with a sales rep. "Excuse me sir but do you have any armored load bearing suits for sale? Our nation would be willing to offer substantial cash for a number of these to equip our soldiers with." With this the man waited for a response calmly.

Greetings from the new state of Tariecastan,

Tariecastan had just exited from a bloody period of civil war and revolution yielding us, the People's Republic of Tariecastan. The PRT is a strong and rather stable republic now but our military is weak. It is still mainly composed of militia forces (about 60% militia to 40% formal military units). Our problem is this, not all nations recognize our state yet and the old regime had many powerful allies that wish failure to our new state. There are also still rebel forces in existence that may threaten our populace. Sadly, most of our best commanders either left, became mercenaries, or were executed during the revolution so we have little... well, I must be truthful our administration has no military experience (we won control in the election at the end of the provisional government’s control period) and therefore also doesn't know what we need. And that is why we are here seeking your help. Please, for the sake of our people, help us arm ourselves. We need to know what we need, in turn for this help we promise to make all arms buying deals with you and your associates exclusively. Thank you for allowing us to come to your bazaar and we will be happy to do business with you.

Thank you, goodbye
PRT military liaison
Cambrin Jakstivy

Hail Teriecastan,

We shall have no problem supplying you. The Comstar Mercenary Enterprises corporation has a large group of willing me who will risk their lives for your cause for the right price. They are all as well trained as any basic infantryman in the Omni Conglomerates Corporate Military Police Force, or OCCMPF. They are less proficient in urban combat than the standard infantry, but that was because of the need for a well-rounded combat soldier. Conglomerate infantry train almost exclusively for urban combat. We also have a wide array of assault rifles, light infantry support weapons, armored assault vehicles, tanks, helicopters, jets, and anything else your nation could possibly need for defending your nation. For now, we will send you a telegram and follow up by sending a military advisor who will advise you in exactly what sort of armament your nation needs.

Salut
The CEO of PhilCass Arms Manufacturing Incorporated


(OOC: I am getting to the rest of the posts, just give me a little while)

I would like to restate my offer to add my genetic expertise to your bazaar. I am fully capable of creating custom dieses and genetically enhanced clones. I am willing to rent a booth outright or to share a percentage of profits in the hopes of crossover business. Send me a telegram for further details. I thank you for your time.

Indeed, you shall be sent a telegram for further agreements. Our nation is very interested in seeing the agreement pushed through, we are looking forward to seeing what wonders the Thulacandrian geneticists have cooked up in recent years.

Secret Message from Anonymous Sender
Comrade,

We are very interested in the wares you have. We are currently organizing a freedom fighting force to overthrow our corrupt, weak government. We will contact you shortly and discuss wares. We will have all funds required. Within the next week, you will be notified that a representative of ours is going to peruse your bazaar. He will have the cash required to pay for the items in question.

On the other side of the island away from the skirmish, an Omni Conglomerates sales representative was working on closing a deal.

"Well, Mr...Bin Muhammad, I think I could get you 100 active, good condition SCUD missiles for one million dollars each, sell you the trucks to carry them in for one hundred thousand a piece, and could get fourty chemical warheads for free as an incentive for the buy. We could have them completed and on an unmarked tanker within two months," the representative said to the leader of the Islamic group.

Perfect, Money wired.

[High Level Encryption - For OC Eyes Only]

To: CEO of Omni Conglomerates
From: War Incorporated, Notian Teppup
Subject: Business Proposal
Message:

Representatives of the Omni Conglomerates,

We send you this e-mail to propose a business offer between our two companies which should improve the standing of both our organisations as well as increasing one another’s profits considerably. We also hope to expand our business outside of the nation we are located within.

Our job in War Incorporated is one of supplying our government’s armed forces with the required armaments for their military as well as exporting a considerable amount of weapons to other nations interested in our high quality merchandise. We have also branched out into many areas such as security planning and other interests, one of which we don’t advertise much is our branch of highly paid mercenaries who specialise in special operations and leadership. These mercenaries are currently doing work for the government however they would like to expand into other areas as the work is limited within this nation alone.

The problem is however that War Inc. doesn’t have the connections outside of our nation to deal in mercenary work as it proves a highly unpopular business which other governments try and shut down, as such we don’t advertise their existence. However, with your corporation we are hoping that in return for trade and links into our own nation and nations we are currently dealing with we can hire your nation for advertisement through your own company, allow us to keep our mercenary connections hidden from the world to avoid damage to our sales.

We are not proposing a merger, as such an offer would damage the individuality of both companies, however we would like to work together to assist one another. We can lower our weapon production and be supplied by yourselves and so on.

Whatever the reply we should not that our mercenary links rather illusive people and they will not accept blackmail, at worse it will create a mild scandal which can be handled as we do not actually house our mercs in this organisation.

Thanks,

Pual Kettler
War Inc. CEO

Trasmission originating from the old Sniper Country SECNET system High Level Data Encryption

TO: War Incorporated, Notian Teppup
FROM: Head of the Omni Conglomerates Syndicate of Corporations
SUBJECT: RE: Business Proposal
MESSAGE:


Pual Kettler, War Inc. CEO:

I am sorry to inform you that we cannot see your proposal through. My nation is made up of many non-competing trusts that have set up monopolies in their areas of trade. The Comstar Mercenary Enterprises corporation is one such trust. They are members of the Omni Conglomerates Syndicate of Corporations and even hold a seat on the six man oligarchal board that runs our nation. If it were up to me, I would like to see them have some competition, but I will not risk starting a merger war over it. I am sorry, but I must turn down your request.

With regrets,

Murich Cassidy
CEO of PhilCass Arms Manufacturing
Head of the Omni Conglomerates Syndicate of Corporations
Chair of the National Board

Perfect, Money wired.
you have a TG

As the Chellian boat was speeding away, a Watson Cargo ship was moving in. They saw smoke and fire coming from the island. They also saw men with guns speeding away.

"Sir, should we take them?"
"Go, send Archnad"
"Roger Sir."

A small speedboat came out of the back of the ship. It sped toward the Chellian ship (large) and the men inside pointed there M98's toward the ship. Some (3) armed with Water Moccasin anti-ship launchers aimed and fired. The 2 195mm guns aboard the Watson turned and fired (2 guns, x 3 barrels=6 rounds). As this was happening, the ship based harpoons were being preped, and the Sea Serpent aint-ship launchers were being loaded. All the while, a high power laser was being fixed on the ship.

"Sir, we can make it, let us go now!"
"Alright, but, make it quick, now!"

The soldier ran off and started the other speed boat. It broke out with 12 men aboard. They were headed to the island, all armed with the old M4A2's. Some had gernades, but they all carried Sig Sauer pistols (mostly P223's).The Chellians had indeed gotten the upper hand, as they stood against the main wall where they were supposed to enter, with only two men dead. However, they saw the large amounts of men coming towards them. "Shit guys!" One of em yelled in chellian. "Too fucking many! Fall back!" Was heard, as five of them threw grenades over the wall, the rest dropping their timed explosives on the ground, armed. They did it quickly, as the men with the M82's on the ship continued to down enemy reinforcements.

They finished setting their explosives at the wall and gate. An RPG-22 went screaming from the ship, slamming into the gate and severly screwing it up, preventing enemy reinforcements coming through there, at least. The chellians took it as their sign, and began sprinting toward their ship. A Kord 12.7mm mounted on the front of the ship began firing for covering affect, as three chellians were downed by enemy fire before they made it to the ship. Jumping in as quickly as they could, one more RPG-22 was fired at the wall, and then the ship began zooming away, while the Chellians began firing from the sides of the ship at the bazaar.

"Well, fuck. Guess we gotta come with more men next time..." One of the men said, laying his head down on the ships hull. "We lost Jean...and Pierre, and Vladmir... Ivan I think got shot too... Fuck!" He said, reloading his gun as the speedboat sped into the distance, towards a larger ship of theirs.

There was damage to the loading dock on the east side of the island. One of the gates that cordoned of the docks from the bazaar would have to be replaced as well. A little over a dozen of the guards were dead, but that wasn't of much matter since they were only mercenaries anyway. They could be replaced. For now the focus was on getting some of the choppers present at the bazaar up in the air to make attacks on the boat that just left the docks. At the same time another boat was spotted off the Hroljerdajad mainland, it had Barbarosan markings. The guards there who had been soldiers in the war between Sniper Country and Omz remembered their allies from Barbarosa, and they were happy to see the friendly faces. They were especially happy because those friendly faces were attacking the vessel that had just made quite a mess at their small arms bazaar. This incident wouldn't slow sales, but it might just start off a trade war. Those thoughts were postponed for now however, a Barbarosan boat was heading to shore. Who knows they might be there to make sure the mainland is secure, but they might also be there to do business.

Secret Message from Anonymous Sender

Comrade,

We are very interested in the wares you have. We are currently organizing a freedom fighting force to overthrow our corrupt, weak government. We will contact you shortly and discuss wares. We will have all funds required. Within the next week, you will be notified that a representative of ours is going to peruse your bazaar. He will have the cash required to pay for the items in question.

One of the Conglomerate officers reading the message couldn't help but comment," Why do these freedom fighters have to be so damned secretive. It isn't like we are a clandestine arms market. Oh wait, we are. My bad."
Another Conglomerate soldier said," Do they always have to contact us like that though? Couldn't they use a phone or somethin'?"
Jokes of this nature continued for a little while, and then everyone went back to their regular shifts. They awaited the arrival of the representative.

The speedboat landed, and the 12 men filed off. They were here for buisness. Most of them had suits, but 2 looked more like soldiers then buisnessmen. They walked to the rattered guard station and waited.

The Conglomerate was quickly notified by a phone call.

"He has arrived."

A small fishing boat loaded up on the docks, and a rather unusual looking man stepped off alone. He stood high and was in full military regalia. His name was Pele Kawau (http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/VeniceDamon/general.gif), he was the new General of the LJFA, a paramilitary group funded by the Hadulan government that works towards inciting revolutions and freedom in other countries. Little does Hadula realize that the LJFA now wishes to rebel against their benefactor.

He walked downed towards the Bazaar, and spoke with a Pacific accent.

"I am sure you have been notified of my arrival. I have arrived with only two companions, they are in the boat. I am completely unarmed, and so are my comrades. Do whatever authorization check you wish before I am allowed to enter."

The Charlie-class speedboat lay in flames. The Barb. rounds had hit the mortars in the ship, and it exploded, then infact imploded from the airpressure that was shot out of the fairly well armoured ship. The Charlie-class had been fairly close to the chellian flotilla however, and four H-1's were quick on the scene from a converted-cargo ship to helicopter carrier. The helicopters carried 25mm cannons, and Penguins and Stingers(one each). Also, one Ka-31 had been launched, and as the five helicopters flew over the wreckage, with obviously no survivors, they began searching the wreckage, to try and find who had attack their ship, as a distress call had been given before their death.

The speedboat landed, and the 12 men filed off. They were here for buisness. Most of them had suits, but 2 looked more like soldiers then buisnessmen. They walked to the rattered guard station and waited.

"Hail friends," one of the guard captains said as the Barbarosan men approached,"I haven't seen a Barbarosan man since I was in the war. It is good to see old allies again, and thanks for lending us a hand by the way. What can we do for you?"

The Conglomerate was quickly notified by a phone call.

"He has arrived."

A small fishing boat loaded up on the docks, and a rather unusual looking man stepped off alone. He stood high and was in full military regalia. His name was Pele Kawau (http://www.iownjoo.com/freeimghost/VeniceDamon/general.gif), he was the new General of the LJFA, a paramilitary group funded by the Hadulan government that works towards inciting revolutions and freedom in other countries. Little does Hadula realize that the LJFA now wishes to rebel against their benefactor.

He walked downed towards the Bazaar, and spoke with a Pacific accent.

"I am sure you have been notified of my arrival. I have arrived with only two companions, they are in the boat. I am completely unarmed, and so are my comrades. Do whatever authorization check you wish before I am allowed to enter."


"Very well sir, we will have to pat you down just to make sure you are unarmed. Procedure you understand, not to mention those damned people that screwed up the eastern docks earlier today. You can't be too careful these days," said one of the guard captains. He motioned for two of his men to search the men and their boat.

"After we are sure that you are unarmed, you will be allowed to peruse the bazaar and see anything you like. We have everything any group could possibly want. You should also stop by some time next Thursday. I hear that Thulacandria will be opening up a tent here at the bazaar. They have some pretty good genetic technologies with interesting military applications," the captain said to the man.

He is completely unarmed, and the boat is empty.

"I trust everything is satisfactory sir?"

He is completely unarmed, and the boat is empty.

"I trust everything is satisfactory sir?"

It is, you may proceed into the bazaar. If you see anything you like, please notify a sales representative.

A black corporate chopper with the markings from Voltharus approached the island bazzar. As the helicopter landed and came to a complete halt a few representatives of Voltharus exited and walked towards a camo tent to speak with a sales rep. "Excuse me sir but do you have any armored load bearing suits for sale? Our nation would be willing to offer substantial cash for a number of these to equip our soldiers with." With this the man waited for a response calmly.

A sales representative moves in closely," Don't speak of those openly here. You may be a select customer, but that doesn't mean you are excused from the rules. We will talk about it more inside of the main offices. Come with me," The sales representative wispered. He motioned for the men to follow him into one of the run down buildings.

A speedboat docks onto the harbor. Five men jump out of the vessel. Each are armed with a MP-5K and a SIG P226. They are met by guards who point their rifles at them. A tall man steps foward keeping his hands away from his firearms.

"I am Yelstin Stuka. We are representatives of the leaders of Yaq. We're only here to discuss a business deal."

Two men step foward holding a suitcase. They lay it on the floor, and open the lock. Both were filled with money.

The Charlie-class speedboat lay in flames. The Barb. rounds had hit the mortars in the ship, and it exploded, then infact imploded from the airpressure that was shot out of the fairly well armoured ship. The Charlie-class had been fairly close to the chellian flotilla however, and four H-1's were quick on the scene from a converted-cargo ship to helicopter carrier. The helicopters carried 25mm cannons, and Penguins and Stingers(one each). Also, one Ka-31 had been launched, and as the five helicopters flew over the wreckage, with obviously no survivors, they began searching the wreckage, to try and find who had attack their ship, as a distress call had been given before their death.

The choppers from the Omni Conglomerates bazaar were off the ground. They were PhilCass model UAC-78A Flashfires. They were armed with missile packs of Hydras and APKWS and each had a single six barrel revolving .30cal chaingun fixed to the front. They were being sent out to make sure no more boats from the raiders survived. They would make a flyover of the Barbarosan craft in approximately two minutes.

A speedboat docks onto the harbor. Five men jump out of the vessel. Each are armed with a MP-5K and a SIG P226. They are met by guards who point their rifles at them. A tall man steps foward keeping his hands away from his firearms.

"I am Yelstin Stuka. We are representatives of the leaders of Yaq. We're only here to discuss a business deal."

Two men step foward holding a suitcase. They lay it on the floor, and open the lock. Both were filled with money.

"Business deal or no, you will have to leave your weapons on the boat. We don't allow weapons at the bazaar. Once you have done that, you may peruse the bazaar at your leisure. We can't be too careful you understand. Not everyone we deal with is honorable," the a guard captain says.

The choppers from the Omni Conglomerates bazaar were off the ground. They were PhilCass model UAC-78A Flashfires. They were armed with missile packs of Hydras and APKWS and each had a single six barrel revolving .30cal chaingun fixed to the front. They were being sent out to make sure no more boats from the raiders survived. They would make a flyover of the Barbarosan craft in approximately two minutes.

The Ka-31 immediatly picked up the incoming helicopters, as they picked up from the ground. "Naval group, we have a number of helicopters otw. Requesting an Aegis." The Ka-31 sent to the group, as a chellian Aegis began heading toward the Chellian helicopters, while the Ka-31 kept a close eye on the enemy helicopters.

OOC: Ka-31 is a long-range radar helicopter, real life one too, has a range of about 130km, or about 30 minute reaction time to helicopters coming at max speed.

I need 3 technicals with a recoiless rifle mounted on back. I would like the recoiless rifle to be capable of firing a small nuclear device. (I believe the US used to have one called the Davy Crockett) I need 20 Other technicals.

a 20 foot yacht pulls into the harbor with two 50 caliber chan-guns one mounted in the front and one in the back. as the gang plank is lowered 5 men walk out the 4 in the back are in full combat gear -heavy body armor- and armed with silenced laser scoped MP5s they are also caring sea bags. the man in front is dressed in a very nice business suit and unarmed "hello my name is Robert and I'm an ambassador from the nation Yderu. I would like to buy 50 HUMVVES, 10 ICBMs, 200 Scuds and vehicles to carry them oh and nerve gas -the best- for them will their be a problem?"

*A Buzzing sound is heard, and a dot is seen on the harozion approaching the docks at high speed it is clearly some sort of crude civilian craft moddifyed for enhanced speed a tall man on the craft stands up apparently quite destressed by now the craft is almost ontop of the docks it became utterly apparent to the men standing on the docks that it wasnt going to stop to avoid being hit many leep off the docks as the craft slams into the dock lifing the craft up onto it untill it came to a complete stop*

The tall man steps out of the craft apparently extreamly pissed off
"Sorry you see uh the boat it wouldent......"

Over a loud speaker, the following is heard:

"Attention shoppers, the Thulacandrian Genetic Funhouse Tent is now open for business, thank you and have a nice day!"

Over a loud speaker, the following is heard:

"Attention shoppers, the Thulacandrian Genetic Funhouse Tent is now open for business, thank you and have a nice day!"

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DNA

Welcome to the Thulacandrian Genetic Funhouse!

Here, we can create everything from custom diseases to boneless chickens!

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Standard Offensive Contagion

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Types of advanced enemy specific viruses.

Mmm!...Ebola Yes, that's right, we offer the latest and greatest in viral and germ warfare. We also offer gene specific diseases. For those of our patrons who want to commit serious war crimes, we can engineer gene-specific viruses that will target and kill any member of a specific ethnicity. Every race has its own genetic variance from the rest of humanity. Just give us a blood sample acquired through just about any means and we can engineer the right genocidal virus for you!

For pricing, see a sales representative under the Thulacandrian Genetic Funhouse Tent.

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One of our happy vat-grown super-soldiers. With proper care, he might even
live to be fifty!

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This is Kevin. Kevin may not look like much, but he has a vertical leap of,
twelve feet, he can move without making a single decibel of noise, he is trained
to kill a man in over forty-seven untraceable ways, and he was grown in a
vat!

"Normal" people not getting the job done? If not, then come on down! We have the latest in vat-grown genetic super-soldiers and assassins. You don't have to wait for them to grow up either. We can pack a years worth of cellular growth into only three months. That means we can have a fresh new twenty-year-old soldier into five years, and they will be five times as strong to boot! We also have plenty in stock, so the first few customers will only have to wait the time it takes to pack them into unmarked tankers and ship them to your country!

We also offer high-end assassins. They have been grown with genetic enhancements to their dexterity, reflexes, intelligence, sight, and speed. Every measure possible has been taken to make them the perfect assassins and spies that science can create.

We accept custom orders.
Prices start at 25 million
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A glorious combination of Thulacandrian genetics and Conglomerate machinery.

Need the perfect blend of man and metal? We have you covered! Again, the fine geneticists in Thulacandria and the masterful machinists, electronics experts, bio-tech theorists of the Omni Conglomerates have come together to offer you a near-perfect killing machine. Our cyborgs have been genetically grown in pools of protein-enriched slime with the specific purpose to create a being that undergo extreme cybernetic enhancement. They have the body of a man, but their brain runs on Linux. These man-machine abominations of death are designed to follow your orders to the letter. They will always be loyal to those they have been programmed to show loyalty to, and they will never question your orders even if it means their death!
Prices start at 100 Million

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"Enhanced Creature"

Just feel like scaring the crap out of the enemy? If it has genes we can splice them. We can mix the DNA of just about any creature that has ever walked the face of the earth. If you can get us a sample, we can clone it, and then splice its DNA to make a creature that seems to have come out of the fires of Hell itself! They are 100% guaranteed lethal, and for the purposes of not spreading mutated abominations around the globe, 100% sterile.
Prices start at 200 Million

Discounts for bulk purchases, prices negotiable to a certain extent, may change due to level of customization!

Sooo.... now that we have payed for the damages to your docks i think it's about time to get down to the nitty gritty i am a reprosentitive of sociolia we have begun to grow makeing us more of a target for larger power-hungry nations currently we only posess a small porely armed *hold's up somthing *like* a gun cunstructed out of a pipe and ducktape primarly* and very megerly trained defence force. But we now have reseved a commision to buy arms, trainers, scintific knowloge,and military vehicals to take back in order to make our own clones

Here is what we desire.
50 Training staff to train our forces for a peroid of 1 year
4 Biological Weapons / NanoTec Scintist's for a peroid of 5 years
A assortment of biological weapons samples.
12 ak 78's
5 Heavey Battle suits
4 Humvees With full armor and turrent's
50 ICBM's
Spec's + Designs for the following:
Light Air craft Carrier
Med Distroyer
Rail Gun
Electro Magnetic Defence Sheild
Metal Storm Tec

We hope you can acomidate us .

From The Office Of The President Of Kelman

To Whom it concerns,
I'll keep this short and sweet. The Democratic States of Kelman are in desperate need of a stronger military prescence. I've heard good things about your business from numerous mutual friends. What I need from you is the training and supplies to create a small army capable of defending Kelman. I have no interest in conquest and glory so lets keep this thing simple. Jow much is this going to run me?

Sincerely,
Roberto Rodriguez
President of The Democratic States of Kelman

I need 3 technicals with a recoiless rifle mounted on back. I would like the recoiless rifle to be capable of firing a small nuclear device. (I believe the US used to have one called the Davy Crockett) I need 20 Other technicals.

We can provide you what you need. We can suggest a model of vehicle or you can select your own. For the first three technicals, I will have to reccoment one of the 2004 F-150 trucks. They are nice vehicles and have excellent suspensions, not to mention they are very easy to strip down and armor. They will be the base of our asking price. Armor plating will only incur the cost of the steel used to plate the vehicle. We can use other materials, but the cost goes up quite a bit. Labor has to be included, plus the cost of fabricating and machining a specialized mounting for the weapon. The weapon itself will be the most costly. We have come a long way from the old Davy Crockett. We now have the XM-686, "Volley". It is streamlined and fires a smaller munition with a greater degree of combat effectiveness. It is a semi-fusion round, so there is little risk of nuclear radiation killing your forces. There is the slight chance of a malfunction in the device however. There is no chance of it lessening the weapons effect. It is just that roughly .3% of the time a fusion reaction occurs which soaks the area in radiation. Nothing to worry about I assure you.

Price Quote:

F-150 21,990
Armoring (Steel) 8,270
Cost of Labor 1,485
Weapon Mounting 687
Weapon 60,580
Weapon Munition 20,000 (each)

So, for the first three vehicles that would come out to a total of roughly $113,012 per vehicle.

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Now for the other 20 vehicles, I would recommend something smaller and faster. A early 90's model Crown Victoria or a light sport utility truck would do the trick. For armor I would recommend a thurough process of armoring with either steel plating, titanium, or depleted uranium. We would of course make all neccesary engine modifications to accomodate for the new weight for free. As for weaponry, I woud recommend a combination of .50 caliburs, grenade launchers, miniguns, and TOW rockets. You could place five of each on the given vehicles. We also could go for the junk yard option and acquire for you some extremely cheap miscellaneous vehicles and simply slap some steel plating on them. It is your choice.

a 20 foot yacht pulls into the harbor with two 50 caliber chan-guns one mounted in the front and one in the back. as the gang plank is lowered 5 men walk out the 4 in the back are in full combat gear -heavy body armor- and armed with silenced laser scoped MP5s they are also caring sea bags. the man in front is dressed in a very nice business suit and unarmed "hello my name is Robert and I'm an ambassador from the nation Yderu. I would like to buy 50 HUMVVES, 10 ICBMs, 200 Scuds and vehicles to carry them oh and nerve gas -the best- for them will their be a problem?"

"You aren't planning to start a war are you? No matter, that is quite a large order I must say, though. It takes time to acquire all of the materials. You understand that no arms bazaar in the world just has ICBM's laying around for public view. We can build all of the components you need in four months. It takes a little time to get an ICBM built, and we have factories dedicated to doing so," a sales representative said flanked by a platoon of crack security guards toting heavily customized G36 assault rifles.

He continued,"As far as cost goes, we would need fifty thousand for each basic model HUMVEE. We have several models of ICBM, all come with their own nuclear warhead. Our middle of the line model carries a twelve-megaton warhead, and comes with a three hundred and fifty million dollar price tag. We can sell you two hundred basic model scud missiles and launchers at a price of five million dollars a piece. Nerve gas is a trickier thing to price. Containers and proper lab equipment are required for shipping and usage. That adds to the cost. We have plenty of gas in stock and can send some home with you today. We have VX, Serin, and a few brands that I cannot list in public even at an arms bazaar. For those we can speak more inside of an office. Assuming a successful sale, we can have everything you need on an unmarked freighter heading towards your nation within five months."

"To continue this business transaction we will have to step inside of the bazaar proper and proceed into one of the offices. No weapons of any kind are allowed inside the bazaar except those carried by security personel, you and your men will have to be checked. This is purely a safety procedure." the sales rep said as he ushered the guards to begin their checks.

From The Office Of The President Of Kelman

To Whom it concerns,
I'll keep this short and sweet. The Democratic States of Kelman are in desperate need of a stronger military prescence. I've heard good things about your business from numerous mutual friends. What I need from you is the training and supplies to create a small army capable of defending Kelman. I have no interest in conquest and glory so lets keep this thing simple. Just how much is this going to run me?

Sincerely,
Roberto Rodriguez
President of The Democratic States of Kelman

Roberto Rodriguez, President of The Democratic States of Kelman:

We wonder why you would choose us for your arms needs. UN member nations usually do not choose non-member nations with our reputation, even with glowing reviews from their allies, for their business dealings. But no matter, we are more than happy to accomodate you. We can send you two thousand of our trained military strategists, field commanders, and drill instructors to help whip your nation into a credible fighting force. We also have a good supply of weapons. We would reccomend either the old Ak-47 because of its durability the fact that it will last forever no matter the treatment you put it through, or the newer H&K G-36 assault rifles for your basic infantry. The men we send would need to be given housing and a salary of no less that $40,000.00 a year. The equipment can be acquired much more cheaply. We would consider throwing the weapons in for free if you would agree to make all future arms deals with us. Tanks and the like we can talk about further, but the real question is, what is your proposed defense budget. That needs to be settled before we can know what arms can be acquired at what price.

Sincerely,

The Heads of the the Omni Conglomerates Syndicate of Corporations

Sooo.... now that we have payed for the damages to your docks i think it's about time to get down to the nitty gritty i am a reprosentitive of sociolia we have begun to grow makeing us more of a target for larger power-hungry nations currently we only posess a small porely armed *hold's up somthing *like* a gun cunstructed out of a pipe and ducktape primarly* and very megerly trained defence force. But we now have reseved a commision to buy arms, trainers, scintific knowloge,and military vehicals to take back in order to make our own clones

Here is what we desire.
50 Training staff to train our forces for a peroid of 1 year
4 Biological Weapons / NanoTec Scintist's for a peroid of 5 years
A assortment of biological weapons samples.
12 ak 78's
5 Heavey Battle suits
4 Humvees With full armor and turrent's
50 ICBM's
Spec's + Designs for the following:
Light Air craft Carrier
Med Distroyer
Rail Gun
Electro Magnetic Defence Sheild
Metal Storm Tec

We hope you can acomidate us .

(OOC: Goodnight man, please use spell check before you post. I will not respond again if I do not see an improvement in grammar skills. My six-year-old cousin has better grammer skills, granted she is a child prodegy, but that isn't the point. The point is I expect to see no less than seventh grade level gramatical ability. I will respond this one time, but never again if I do not see improvement.)

After reviewing the petitions of the nation in question the head of the Bazaar entrance staff decided to allow the nation access on the stipulation that they would pay in cash for all sales at the time of the sale in Omni Conglomerates equivalent currency.

We do not see at this time how you will pay for your order. Your nations economy is in the toilet and you are all socialists. Arming you is not a problem, money is. If you can find a way to pay us at the time of the sale, we will discuss the matter further.

B]From The Office Of The President Of Kelman,[/B]

To Whom it concerns,
What could get done if you woke tomarrow with 500,000.00 more? I'd be more then happy to do all future arms deals if this goes well.

Sincerely,
Roberto Rodriguez
President of The Democratic States of Kelman

(OOC: Goodnight man, please use spell check before you post. I will not respond again if I do not see an improvement in grammar skills. My six-year-old cousin has better grammer skills, granted she is a child prodegy, but that isn't the point. The point is I expect to see no less than seventh grade level gramatical ability. I will respond this one time, but never again if I do not see improvement.)

(OOC: Note that the text was spoken by a man who most likely grew up in pore conditions making his speech less than absolute since he was born before the revolution and did not enjoy a proper education and yet he is to old to receive it now by law (something that will change latter) and yes i forgot quote's.

We do not see at this time how you will pay for your order. Your nations economy is in the toilet and you are all socialists. Arming you is not a problem, money is. If you can find a way to pay us at the time of the sale, we will discuss the matter further.

(OOC: True for the moment we shall end it here.

"Sounds fare, but first let my men disarm themselves I'm completely unarmed but rules are rules this should make it easier on you if they take their weapons off themselves" With that the ambassador turns around and says smartly "Elite, disarm" the Elite drop the sea bags -they land with a thumping sound- at the same time they pull and pocket the clips they then press a button on their shoulder strap the MP5s drop to the ground. they then pull out two desert eagles each form what looks like regular places in their uniforms -you never would of found the guns had they not be drawn- they take the clips out and pocket them as well. then from other various places they pull out an assortment of grenades and throwing knives -about ten grenades and throwing knives each- and each pull out a wicked looking combat knife different from person to person they then make a nice neat little pile in front of them. then they pick up the sea bags all without making a sound. "go ahead and check them and me you wont find any thing but the money in the sea bags." Says the ambassador as he turns around. after searching them the Omni guards find no weapons on them whatsoever. "May we enter?" asks the ambassador as to other "Elite" wake of the ship and begin loading the weapon onboard again no one makes a sound. not even the ideal chit chat of professional soldiers.

"Sounds fare, but first let my men disarm themselves I'm completely unarmed but rules are rules this should make it easier on you if they take their weapons off themselves" With that the ambassador turns around and says smartly "Elite, disarm" the Elite drop the sea bags -they land with a thumping sound- at the same time they pull and pocket the clips they then press a button on their shoulder strap the MP5s drop to the ground. they then pull out two desert eagles each form what looks like regular places in their uniforms -you never would of found the guns had they not be drawn- they take the clips out and pocket them as well. then from other various places they pull out an assortment of grenades and throwing knives -about ten grenades and throwing knives each- and each pull out a wicked looking combat knife different from person to person they then make a nice neat little pile in front of them. then they pick up the sea bags all without making a sound. "go ahead and check them and me you wont find any thing but the money in the sea bags." Says the ambassador as he turns around. after searching them the Omni guards find no weapons on them whatsoever. "May we enter?" asks the ambassador as to other "Elite" wake of the ship and begin loading the weapon onboard again no one makes a sound. not even the ideal chit chat of professional soldiers.

"Alright, good enough for us. Go on ahead into the bazaar. Tell us if you need anything. Thank you and have a nice day," the man said directing the ambassador to the main gate that lead into the bazaar proper.

From The Office Of The President Of Kelman,

To Whom it concerns,
What could get done if you woke tomorrow with 500,000.00 more? I'd be more then happy to do all future arms deals if this goes well.

Sincerely,
Roberto Rodriguez
President of The Democratic States of Kelman

Roberto Rodrihuez, President of The Democratic States of Kelman:

The additional money will help to get any paperwork that was in the way of our transaction eliminated completely. We will have the first wave of military advisors sent to you on a plane as soon as you are ready for them. Included in the group is a former Field Marshall of the Omni Conglomerates military. He will be a valuable addition to the group. We will also ship a supply of arms as soon as our military advisors report to us which infantry rifle would best suit your troops. For now, however, we will send a few sample crates with a wide assortment of arms and ammunition to help you decide which you like best. As long as the salaries of our advisors are not in dispute, I see no reason why we cannot complete this transaction and begin a formal business relationship.

Sincerely,

The Heads of the the Omni Conglomerates Syndicate of Corporations

From the Ruler of The Domion of Das Hoggia

"Hello, our nation requires 25 HUMVEEs with armor plating and heavy machineguns installed, 500 MP-5 SMGs, 2000 M-4 Assault rifles and 5 SCUD missiles. The price is not a question because we can find any ammount of money or other payment you want."

We can provide you what you need. We can suggest a model of vehicle or you can select your own. For the first three technicals, I will have to reccoment one of the 2004 F-150 trucks. They are nice vehicles and have excellent suspensions, not to mention they are very easy to strip down and armor. They will be the base of our asking price. Armor plating will only incur the cost of the steel used to plate the vehicle. We can use other materials, but the cost goes up quite a bit. Labor has to be included, plus the cost of fabricating and machining a specialized mounting for the weapon. The weapon itself will be the most costly. We have come a long way from the old Davy Crockett. We now have the XM-686, "Volley". It is streamlined and fires a smaller munition with a greater degree of combat effectiveness. It is a semi-fusion round, so there is little risk of nuclear radiation killing your forces. There is the slight chance of a malfunction in the device however. There is no chance of it lessening the weapons effect. It is just that roughly .3% of the time a fusion reaction occurs which soaks the area in radiation. Nothing to worry about I assure you.

Price Quote:

F-150 21,990
Armoring (Steel) 8,270
Cost of Labor 1,485
Weapon Mounting 687
Weapon 60,580
Weapon Munition 20,000 (each)

So, for the first three vehicles that would come out to a total of roughly $113,012 per vehicle.

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Now for the other 20 vehicles, I would recommend something smaller and faster. A early 90's model Crown Victoria or a light sport utility truck would do the trick. For armor I would recommend a thurough process of armoring with either steel plating, titanium, or depleted uranium. We would of course make all neccesary engine modifications to accomodate for the new weight for free. As for weaponry, I woud recommend a combination of .50 caliburs, grenade launchers, miniguns, and TOW rockets. You could place five of each on the given vehicles. We also could go for the junk yard option and acquire for you some extremely cheap miscellaneous vehicles and simply slap some steel plating on them. It is your choice.

Very well, I shall pay $339,036 for the nuke armed technicals.

The other technicals need titanium armor and the following weapons:
10 with .50 cals, 5 with miniguns, and 5 with TOWs.

"Mein Name ist Schmidt. Das ist alles, das Sie wissen müssen. Ich benötige diese Feuerwaffen" the man produced a small notepad from inside his coat:

450x AK-47 Assault Rifle
1350x AK-47 Magazine (Full)
80x AK-74M Assault Rifle
240x AK-74 Magazine (Full)
20x PKS Light Machine Gun
200x PKS Magazine (Full)
10x SVD Dragunov Sniper Rifle
40x SVD Dragunov Magazine (Full)
8x Franchi SPAS 12 Shotgun
160x 12-Gauge Shotgun Cartriges

"My name is Schmidt. That is all you need know. I am in need of these firearms"

"Mein Name ist Schmidt. Das ist alles, das Sie wissen müssen. Ich benötige diese Feuerwaffen" the man produced a small notepad from inside his coat:

450x AK-47 Assault Rifle
1350x AK-47 Magazine (Full)
80x AK-74M Assault Rifle
240x AK-74 Magazine (Full)
20x PKS Light Machine Gun
200x PKS Magazine (Full)
10x SVD Dragunov Sniper Rifle
40x SVD Dragunov Magazine (Full)
8x Franchi SPAS 12 Shotgun
160x 12-Gauge Shotgun Cartriges

"My name is Schmidt. That is all you need know. I am in need of these firearms"

Well, Mr...Schmidt. We will have no problem supplying you. We have everything you need here at the bazaar. Let me go check our price listings. Ok, here is our price quote:

AK-47 $ 35.49
AK-74M $ 239.99
PKS Light MG $ 859.99
SVD Dragunov Rifle $ 756.49
SPAS 12 $ 99.99
AK-47 Mag + Ammo $ 1.99
AK-74M Mag + Ammo $ 2.49
PKS Mag + Ammo $ 19.49
SVD Dragunov Mag + Ammo $ 6.47
12-Gauge Shell Box (20 Shells) $ 5.99

Total Price $69256.02

I hope our offer is satisfying. We are willing to adjust our price, but I assure you it is more than fair. Also, if you are interested in some more drastic solutions to some of your problems, we offer such services. See the Thulacandrian Genetic Funhouse Tent (page 3 of this thread) for more final solutions.

The guards, put their weapons down.

"We require guns, bombs, and perphaps a nuke"

The man hands a list to the representative

400 M240 Machine Guns
3,000 H&K G-36K Rifles
2,000 H&K MP-5D
1,000 H&K P7 Pistoles
2,500 M1911
200 PSG-1 Sniper Rifles
5,000 XM-8 Rifles
1,000 OICW Rifles
5,000 lbs of C-4 Explosives
5,000 lbs of various explosives (mix it up)
20 5T trucks
2 10 KT nuke

A small house boat approaches the dock A well dressed man steps out and shackes the guards hand. "hello I am Spenser. No I don't have a gun and I'm not a terroist leader. My country has massive forests which we proud ourselves on and we have some of the best herring in the world. Anyway. I need a small mobile vehicle not neccesarily well armed or armoured but well camoflauged and fast it need to be able to move quickly in thick-ish forest. Thank you.........Oh I almost forgot I need 100,000 of them they just need new paint and a fancy new motor and stuff no armour or weapons though. Thank you again. Also do you have accomodations....you see it is a 30 day non stop travel from here to home and I don't want to leave and come back again I'd rather stay here 'till I have my cars then leave. Is that possible?

OOC: here's an image of the base car: the base car (http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/vehicles/jeep-1952-us-army-1.jpg)

*loudspeakers near the big tent crackle, then blare*
Attention shoppers: the Thulacandrian Genetics Funhouse would like to announce that, as a limited time offer you can get a 15% discount on your first purchase, thank you.

(OOC: you can see my stock on page 3(updated))