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Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

Seeing as how n00b terror attacks have increased severely, we at the Island of Rose declare total-war on all forms of n00bism, a n00b can be classified as:

n00b: Annoying new player, person that does not want to learn, person that godmods beyond belief, person with bad grammer that RPs horribly, person that attacks random nations.

N00bs are not new players to the international stage, new players that are willing to learn are welcomed with open arms.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

OOC: It's official, I declare war on all forms of n00bism, but to all those that just started, I don't mean n00b as in new player, n00b as in annoying stubborn person...

IM A NOB WHO DOASNT WISH 2 L3ARN AND GOD MODES IN EXTREME MOUNTS11!!! OMG I R WAR ON U AND LAUNCH 9 TRILION NUKES AT U11!! THEYRE R AL STEALTH AND INVINCIBLA AND U CANOT SHOT THEM DOWN1!11!!!1

Now attack me.

IM A NOB WHO DOASNT WISH 2 L3ARN AND GOD MODES IN EXTREME MOUNTS11!!! OMG I R WAR ON U AND LAUNCH 9 TRILION NUKES AT U11!! THEYRE R AL STEALTH AND INVINCIBLA AND U CANOT SHOT THEM DOWN1!11!!!1

Now attack me.

Heh =P

Official Statement from the Island of Rose:

Seeing as how n00b terror attacks have increased severely, we at the Island of Rose declare total-war on all forms of n00bism, a n00b can be classified as:

n00b: Annoying new player, person that does not want to learn, person that godmods beyond belief, person with bad grammer that RPs horribly, person that attacks random nations.

N00bs are not new players to the international stage, new players that are willing to learn are welcomed with open arms.
-Minister of War: General Alexander Roska

OOC: It's official, I declare war on all forms of n00bism, but to all those that just started, I don't mean n00b as in new player, n00b as in annoying stubborn person...


Reminds me of the WMNK...

n00b: person that attacks random nations.


OOC: It's official, I declare war on all forms of n00bism,

Hrm...

*Hits TIOR with a 2x4 with a nail in it*

Do you know how it is to be attacked ten times by Seph and two by Beetle and friends for no damn reason????

I SNAPED!

Well, at least Beetle and puppets (I think :P) made an attempt to reform...they had a relapse though >_<

Well, at least Beetle and puppets (I think :P) made an attempt to reform...they had a relapse though >_<

Do you want to join me or not?
New players that are willing to learn can join too :D

Meh, I usualy have a witty picture that shuts them up :P

Heh =P

I'm serious.

Meh, I usualy have a witty picture that shuts them up :P

Well I don't >_>

Wow...that's a lot of mini wars.


It's like fighting the UN, no?

Wow...that's a lot of mini wars.


It's like fighting the UN, no?


Yes but they must be disciplined! :mp5:

So... no help?

We hereby join with the Island of Rose in its attacks against all n00bs. We declare them to be a menace to NS society and have launched a pre-emptive strike of 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, invisible, shielded, stealthed, radar and EMP immune, 700 trillion megaton nuclear missiles, with ranges of 700 quintillion miles, at each every every n00b on the boards.


OOC: just making a point guys.

Heh...

Well, feel free to use any of mine you see in any topics.
Just credit it at the bottom of your post :P

But, of course, we'll only attack places we know have weapons of mass n00bstruction. And if we can't find them, we'll send even more troops in, turn them into puppets, and blame it on "bad national issues".

Weapons for the War on n00bs :P

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload7/n00bwidth.JPG

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/troll.jpg

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Nuked..GIF

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/bull.GIF

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Pit.GIF

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/n00board.GIF

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload6/Psuedocorp.GIF

Can I at least get on IC response? :)

d00d I R soooo I TEH C!

We are all new players, we only have 6 counties in our region so far. We plan on gaining forces and raising population to try and take over the UN. We ARE noobs... join us if you are interested, eventually our region will decide the outcome of all UN decisions. send A telegraph if you are interested in the world wide Revolution! :sniper: :mp5: to the rest of you countries... I am by no means Nazi Germany I just plan to take everything by force. :-D :upyours:

P.S. this is just me expessing my political views :fluffle:

But don't do it in my thread please :)

OOC: I would suggest you read this thread.

http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=317352

Hmm. It's more fun just to beat them down. Anyways, it's fun to ask them HOW everything works, and annoy them, by saying "That won't work" etc.

OOC: I would suggest you read this thread.

http://www.forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=317352

Damn it... now I look like an asshole >_>

Damn it... now I look like an asshole >_>

No. Now he looks like the French :D

Yeah.

No. Now he looks like the French :D

Yeah.

Bleh... no declare war on n00bs than... yet.

Dangit!