Communist Mississippi
15-08-2004, 02:30
From: Foreign Minister Paul Stahlecker.
To: "The chief tribal Negroid of Unified West Africa"
"We are giving you 48 hours to extradite, to Mississippi, all of the terrorists from your nation who operated in Hogsweat against our forces under the guise of being mere 'advisors'. Also, we are demanding you halt your war of aggression against the peaceful Senegal. We demand that you withdraw all of your forces back into UWA proper. Furthermore, we are demanding the sum of one trillion (1 trillion) USD be paid to Mississippi for the following
Approximately 6,000 CM unarmed and mostly wounded soldiers massacred as they were attempting to surrender to the Hogsweatian guerillas on the day Firebase Fabus fell.
Approximately 9,000 CM POWs died on the 100-mile long death march from the Firebase to the POW camps, which turned out to be horribly inadequate. Under the Geneva Convention, POWs must be provided adequate medical care, food, water, supplies, and transportation to the POW camps which themselves must be adequate facilities. The camps were designed for fewer than 500 POWs each, but each camp held no less than 2,000 POWs.
Approximately 5,000 CM POWs massacred under the orders of your advisors in the prisoner of war camps in Hogsweat.
Approximately 2,500 CM aircraft shot-down by weapons of destruction that your nation provided to the guerillas during the siege of Firebase Fabus. Many of the pilots were killed as the guerillas shot at them while they were in parachutes after they had ejected from their craft. This is a clear violation of the Geneva Convention and all accepted rules of war.
The massacre of over 400 Civilian contractors at the Firebase the day it fell. These were Private Military Corporation employees who were unarmed and were there as engineers.
The rape of over 40 white female nurses by mongoloid guerilla forces. The approximately 40 white female nurses that were in the firebase when it fell all reported being repeatedly raped by Asiatic barbarians.
The loss of the Firebase itself. The base cost over 5 billion dollars in equipment and supplies.
The loss of over 60 CM paratroopers in the city of Beting. These men were killed in cold blood; some were even attempting to surrender. Their heads were removed from their bodies and then were put on display for the international media. (End list)
To conclude, we are forced to admit that UWA is indeed an aggressor nation. We must also conclude therefore that the list of grievances we have against UWA is as endless as are the grains of sand in the Sahara. It is impossible to put into one letter, all the wrongs that Unified West Africa has done to the peaceful, loving, generous, and tolerant nation of Communist Mississippi. We in Mississippi are not a warlike people, but even we have our limits."
Signed Paul Stahlecker, Minister of Foreign Affairs.
P.S. You have 48 hours.
To: "The chief tribal Negroid of Unified West Africa"
"We are giving you 48 hours to extradite, to Mississippi, all of the terrorists from your nation who operated in Hogsweat against our forces under the guise of being mere 'advisors'. Also, we are demanding you halt your war of aggression against the peaceful Senegal. We demand that you withdraw all of your forces back into UWA proper. Furthermore, we are demanding the sum of one trillion (1 trillion) USD be paid to Mississippi for the following
Approximately 6,000 CM unarmed and mostly wounded soldiers massacred as they were attempting to surrender to the Hogsweatian guerillas on the day Firebase Fabus fell.
Approximately 9,000 CM POWs died on the 100-mile long death march from the Firebase to the POW camps, which turned out to be horribly inadequate. Under the Geneva Convention, POWs must be provided adequate medical care, food, water, supplies, and transportation to the POW camps which themselves must be adequate facilities. The camps were designed for fewer than 500 POWs each, but each camp held no less than 2,000 POWs.
Approximately 5,000 CM POWs massacred under the orders of your advisors in the prisoner of war camps in Hogsweat.
Approximately 2,500 CM aircraft shot-down by weapons of destruction that your nation provided to the guerillas during the siege of Firebase Fabus. Many of the pilots were killed as the guerillas shot at them while they were in parachutes after they had ejected from their craft. This is a clear violation of the Geneva Convention and all accepted rules of war.
The massacre of over 400 Civilian contractors at the Firebase the day it fell. These were Private Military Corporation employees who were unarmed and were there as engineers.
The rape of over 40 white female nurses by mongoloid guerilla forces. The approximately 40 white female nurses that were in the firebase when it fell all reported being repeatedly raped by Asiatic barbarians.
The loss of the Firebase itself. The base cost over 5 billion dollars in equipment and supplies.
The loss of over 60 CM paratroopers in the city of Beting. These men were killed in cold blood; some were even attempting to surrender. Their heads were removed from their bodies and then were put on display for the international media. (End list)
To conclude, we are forced to admit that UWA is indeed an aggressor nation. We must also conclude therefore that the list of grievances we have against UWA is as endless as are the grains of sand in the Sahara. It is impossible to put into one letter, all the wrongs that Unified West Africa has done to the peaceful, loving, generous, and tolerant nation of Communist Mississippi. We in Mississippi are not a warlike people, but even we have our limits."
Signed Paul Stahlecker, Minister of Foreign Affairs.
P.S. You have 48 hours.