Illionita
14-08-2004, 21:41
Terrorists Strike Illionita
Government Buildings Targeted by Lunatics
The Illionita Reporter
Excelsia, Illionita --- Explosions rocked the capitol city yesterday causing the government to declare a state of emergency. President Brandon Cheapman addressed the citizens of Illionita and told them to remain calm. He said the attacks were carried out by a "lunatic fringe group bent on destroying our peaceful way of life."
The attack comprised of four simultaneous explosions. The targets were, the national capitol, the chamber of commerce, the central intelligence headquarters, and the headquarters of the secret police, whose job it is to keep us all safe from disgusting subversives like those. A total of 36 people were killed in yesterday's attacks as well as six slaves who were accompanying two of the victims.
The government took immediate action in their attempt to try and counter the terrorist threat. Allan Burton (CEO, Illionita Bankers' Corp.) was appointed as new chief of terrorist investigation. The previous chief of terrorist investigation, David Masterson, was arrested yesterday, and later sentenced to death by beheading. He was charged with neglegent command of a government agancy, and failure to protect important government officials, both capitol crimes.
Even through the tragic events of yesterday, Mr. Burton was optimistic. "I will not yield to terror like my pathetic predecesor," he said speaking to a large assembled crowd. He swore vengeance on the mass murderers responsible for yesterday's attacks. "I will make sure we capture, torture, and then kill every one of these terrorist scum as well as their useless families. We will not bow to these disgusting lunatics, they will now serve as well to set an example for all who wish to challenge the absolute authority of our benevolent government," he assured the cheering crowd.
Hopefully, his promises can be fulfilled and we can rid our nation of this useless filth. There are several suspected groups. First is the Workers' Alliance for Labor Unions (WALU), this group wants to tear down our economy by forcing our benevolent corporate leaders to pay workers fair wages. Another possible culprit is the Alliance for Minority Rights (AMR), a dangerous extremist group trying to bring equality for the inferior ethnic groups within Illionita. Third is Coalition of Conservative Christians for a Reformed Church of Illionita (CCCRCI), this group is a Christian fundamentalist group that wants to change the current state religion.
The identity of the true culprits is not an important issue right now. What is the important issue is that we destroy all the extremist groups within our country that want to change our excellent way of life.
Government Buildings Targeted by Lunatics
The Illionita Reporter
Excelsia, Illionita --- Explosions rocked the capitol city yesterday causing the government to declare a state of emergency. President Brandon Cheapman addressed the citizens of Illionita and told them to remain calm. He said the attacks were carried out by a "lunatic fringe group bent on destroying our peaceful way of life."
The attack comprised of four simultaneous explosions. The targets were, the national capitol, the chamber of commerce, the central intelligence headquarters, and the headquarters of the secret police, whose job it is to keep us all safe from disgusting subversives like those. A total of 36 people were killed in yesterday's attacks as well as six slaves who were accompanying two of the victims.
The government took immediate action in their attempt to try and counter the terrorist threat. Allan Burton (CEO, Illionita Bankers' Corp.) was appointed as new chief of terrorist investigation. The previous chief of terrorist investigation, David Masterson, was arrested yesterday, and later sentenced to death by beheading. He was charged with neglegent command of a government agancy, and failure to protect important government officials, both capitol crimes.
Even through the tragic events of yesterday, Mr. Burton was optimistic. "I will not yield to terror like my pathetic predecesor," he said speaking to a large assembled crowd. He swore vengeance on the mass murderers responsible for yesterday's attacks. "I will make sure we capture, torture, and then kill every one of these terrorist scum as well as their useless families. We will not bow to these disgusting lunatics, they will now serve as well to set an example for all who wish to challenge the absolute authority of our benevolent government," he assured the cheering crowd.
Hopefully, his promises can be fulfilled and we can rid our nation of this useless filth. There are several suspected groups. First is the Workers' Alliance for Labor Unions (WALU), this group wants to tear down our economy by forcing our benevolent corporate leaders to pay workers fair wages. Another possible culprit is the Alliance for Minority Rights (AMR), a dangerous extremist group trying to bring equality for the inferior ethnic groups within Illionita. Third is Coalition of Conservative Christians for a Reformed Church of Illionita (CCCRCI), this group is a Christian fundamentalist group that wants to change the current state religion.
The identity of the true culprits is not an important issue right now. What is the important issue is that we destroy all the extremist groups within our country that want to change our excellent way of life.