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sephrioth declares war onThe Wickit Klownz

Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 11:35
the sephrioth goverment aided by the cam III goverment declare an all out war on The Wickit Klownz my forces 3000 liberator class fast attack cruisers
3000 warspite fast battleships and 200 zeus class fortresses and 5000 balence of power class heavy warships and 120 vengance clas super fortresses
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 11:38
bump
Lemurria
14-08-2004, 11:45
May the Incorporated States of Lemurria ask why?
Cam III
14-08-2004, 11:45
My lord, we have recieved word that Sephrioth has taken action agaist The Wicket Clownz.
Good, he shall now know that messing with one of our allies was a bad idea.
My lord?
Yes?!
What shall I send?
You ignorent fool!
Hits the aide
You know very well what to send!
Yes my lord

OOC: Yeah, I'm sending this:
1 Halcyon-class Warship (Flagship)
10 Hades class destroyers (Formaly Planet Killers)
10 Desolater Battle Barges
10 Strom Battle Ships
5 Vengance Grand Cruisers
5 Retribution Grand Cruisers
5 Repulsive Grand Cruisers
5 Leviathan Heavy Cruisers
5 Diablo Heavy Cruisers
5 Emperor Heavy Cruisers
10 Shadow Cruisers
10 Pelennor Cruisers
20 Raider Escorts
10 Isolater destroyers

Total: 121 ships
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 11:46
we have a feud to setle
Cam III
14-08-2004, 11:46
May the Incorporated States of Lemurria ask why?
'cause he took over his planet.
Lemurria
14-08-2004, 11:47
Alright,good enough for me.Carry on. :)
The Island of Rose
14-08-2004, 11:48
OOC: You can always IGNORE him and go on as usual while the rest of us lose our money in that nifty casino
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 11:50
ic The comander on the first vengance superfortress orders ''fire the hades lasers at full power.''
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 11:56
ooc say byebye to the casino planet
ic the lethal attack was fired a beam of red energy strikes the former sephrioth planet. ''Too bad the comander says wryly as he thinks *i wanted to save the planet but orders are orders.*
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 11:58
bump
Dumpsterdam
14-08-2004, 11:58
Go away.
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 12:01
ooc lay of dump The Wickit Klownz has had it coming for a long while.
Talthia
14-08-2004, 12:01
Wow, a walking-talking guide on how to god mod... badly. Quick! All noobs make notes now!

I mean, even I can tell that this is garbage...
Dumpsterdam
14-08-2004, 12:02
ooc lay of dump The Wickit Klownz has had it coming for a long while.

Maybe I'll reconsider......no, go away.
Universalist Totality
14-08-2004, 12:06
It says that Sephrioth is a "gaming master". That's your first hint that these things are automated...
Sharina
14-08-2004, 12:06
Actually to be honest, whenever a nation is defeated, or about to be wiped out, the tendency to god-mod skyrockets.

So seeing that a god-modder like Sephiroth loses his home planet. This will only make him god-mod at a greater degree, by a factor of ten or more.
Universalist Totality
14-08-2004, 12:08
Actually to be honest, whenever a nation is defeated, or about to be wiped out, the tendency to god-mod skyrockets.

So seeing that a god-modder like Sephiroth loses his home planet. This will only make him god-mod at a greater degree, by a factor of ten or more.

Is there perhaps a mathematical formula for this?
Praetonia
14-08-2004, 12:16
Yes, when G = godmodding level, P = Proximity to defeat and S = Sephrioth's IQ, the forumla for godmodding is as follows:

G = P/S

Now as S is 0 and P is a finite number, G is always infinity.
Ancient and Holy Terra
14-08-2004, 12:17
Not so much a formula as something that has been learned, time and time again.

Arcel, Thunk, Sephrioth...like clockwork. :D

EDIT: Wait...I thought it was impossible to divide by zero...
Universalist Totality
14-08-2004, 12:17
Excellent, thank you very much!
Cam III
14-08-2004, 12:18
OOC: Seph destroyed his OWN planet with his OWN weapons, so I think he acctully wanted do to it. And anyways, just let him, me and Wicket Clownz sort this out. Now please stop hijacking this thread. Thank you.

IC: The War Fleet of Cam III had reached Sephrioth's fleet and watched as the Vengance fired it's lasers. The planet had started to crack and the wound that the weapon had caused was pouring out magma. Even from this distance, the admiral of the fleet could see the massive casinos and what-not as tiny black specs on the planet. They started to disappear as Earthquakes shook the planet, destroying most buildings.
Wow, I didn't think he had it in him. Now on to the Wicket Clownz!
Aye sir!

The fleet moved off and headed towards the direction of Wicket clownz...
Praetonia
14-08-2004, 12:19
Not so much a formula as something that has been learned, time and time again.

Arcel, Thunk, Sephrioth...like clockwork. :D

EDIT: Wait...I thought it was impossible to divide by zero...
No divide by 0 = infinity, which is why it is kinda impossible as infinity is number impossible to calculate or comprehend. Saying it isnt possible is just a simplification.
Ancient and Holy Terra
14-08-2004, 12:22
Thank you, Praetoria. That was how my Algebra teacher described it, but Summer has eroded my mind quite a bit...

I don't understand why the other nations can't see that participating in these stupid RPs with Sephrioth only compels him to stick around.
Universalist Totality
14-08-2004, 12:23
Thank you, Praetoria. That was how my Algebra teacher described it, but Summer has eroded my mind quite a bit...

I don't understand why the other nations can't see that participating in these stupid RPs with Sephrioth only compels him to stick around.

Well said.
Cam III
14-08-2004, 12:40
Wow, thats the first time THAT happend. Praetonia hijacking a thread. Please leave the damn thread, start one in genral or nationstates. There place for this sort of thing...
The Water Cooler
14-08-2004, 13:50
Wow, thats the first time THAT happend. Praetonia hijacking a thread. Please leave the damn thread, start one in genral or nationstates. There place for this sort of thing...

My god the sarcasm meter is off the scale!
Jaratia
14-08-2004, 13:56
I don't understand why the other nations can't see that participating in these stupid RPs with Sephrioth only compels him to stick around.
Hey maybe he'll learn.After all,he,in his thread "Sephrioth begins new weapons tests open rp" (Or in his wargames with Praetonia) learned how to use quotation marks.Now all thats left is to capitalize and punctuate properly,plus making his posts more detailed,and he could improve,if he really wants to.Take Lima Beans,for instance.
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 13:57
shut up
Jaratia
14-08-2004, 14:01
I didn't mean anything against you,Sephiroth.I was just telling Ancient and Holy Terra that you can improve,if you really want to.
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 14:05
no not you Jaratia i was talking to the water cooler
Jaratia
14-08-2004, 14:08
Oh,ok
Hogsweat
14-08-2004, 14:49
Look, if Sephrioth wants to RP this way (crappily maybe) then it is his right just as much as it is anyones. He obviously has fun here (when not insulted) So why not let him continue as such?
Sephrioth
14-08-2004, 15:33
thanks hogsweat your not a jerk
Dumpsterdam
14-08-2004, 15:36
Right, we'll let him RP and I'll shove my head into the sand and pretends nothings wrong.

Seph, RP at will just don't bother me unless you have a good reason m'kay?

*sticks head into sand*
The Most Glorious Hack
14-08-2004, 15:38
"role-playing etiquette enforced"

Locked.