Holy panooly
12-08-2004, 09:43
Amnesty Internation report on Holy Panooly:
Dear chairman,
After questioning of several ex-inmates of various Holy Panooly we have concluded the prisons are in such a state that the inmates life is in direct danger when remaining there for longer than 1 week. 86.3% of all inmates dies after 9 days in a prison. Our team believes that everyone convicted to 1 year in prison, dies. An average of 100% dies after 2 weeks.
The prison - it is not worthy of the name prison - are made of bamboo cages standing on the ground of a jungle. Guards repeaditly torture suspected enemies of the regime ie anybody who wrote something which can be remotely associated with critizing the government. Civil and political freedoms are outlawed while the 'pure' Holy Panooly population enjoys extensive cvil and political freedoms, hence the UN report.
I urge you to call for the international community to boycott products coming from Holy Panooly although I fear it won't happen since Holy Panooly has a virtual monopoly in exotic products.
Yours sincerely, Andrew Hopkins
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SECRET IC!
'Herr Fuhrer have you read the report of amnes...'
'Yes I did. Ignorant clowns, they have no idea how run a country. I'm pumping billions and billions in social welfare projects and they aren't happy. I'm beginning to hate those human right agencies.'
'I couldn't agree more herr Fuhrer.'
'You know what? I say ban them all. No more of their annoying interference with our internal policies ect etc...'
'That would cause quite a controvery herr Fuhrer. Why don't we scare them away? I could create a perfect ruse for their departure...'
'Do tell me, I'm intrigued'
'Well, in the southern regions of our nation, below the desert lots of slaves were left behind by British slavers around 1750 when slavery was a booming business. The descendants of those slaves still live there, and from around the world negroes have come there to escape the apartheid in South-Africa, racial division in America and now people are coming there from Darfur. All illegal of course and it's quite hard to stop it.
'Hmmm... How many people live there anyway?'
'The whole southern coastline is one big zoo herr Fuhrer, around 270 million waste products live there'
'So amnesty wants to make reports? Well let them write something about this: I want them dead in 2 years. All of them. 270 million.'
'So be it, I'll order the SS and STASI to start the operation... How do you want to call it?'
'Operation Greenleaf. Wire a telegram to the southern regiments of the Storm Force and notify them about our new project.'
'At once, herr Fuhrer!'
***
In the coming days the SS and STASI agents were briefed about operation Greenleaf, named after the late STASI general Jonathan Greenleaf who cleansed the UPF (United Panooly Fascists) Party of people with ties to communists or left-wing idealists.
Holy Panooly witnessed major ethnic cleansings before but this one was different... 270 million. That many people would die. The sentence of killing 270 million people nearly lost its meaning, passing over to irony. But 'befehl ist befehl' and so it happened. Most of those people were muslim so the radical Christian movements - the only government tolerated religion - is happy too.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/manhattanproject120/stazi.jpg
STASI officers patrolling the streets in the southern cities. None of the people would know what was coming from these 'peaceful' and 'friendly' agents.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/manhattanproject120/soldiers.jpg
3 Days before the troops would journey to the south a high ranked government official made a final salute to the 'Racially aware future of Glorious Holy Panooly'.
Dear chairman,
After questioning of several ex-inmates of various Holy Panooly we have concluded the prisons are in such a state that the inmates life is in direct danger when remaining there for longer than 1 week. 86.3% of all inmates dies after 9 days in a prison. Our team believes that everyone convicted to 1 year in prison, dies. An average of 100% dies after 2 weeks.
The prison - it is not worthy of the name prison - are made of bamboo cages standing on the ground of a jungle. Guards repeaditly torture suspected enemies of the regime ie anybody who wrote something which can be remotely associated with critizing the government. Civil and political freedoms are outlawed while the 'pure' Holy Panooly population enjoys extensive cvil and political freedoms, hence the UN report.
I urge you to call for the international community to boycott products coming from Holy Panooly although I fear it won't happen since Holy Panooly has a virtual monopoly in exotic products.
Yours sincerely, Andrew Hopkins
***
SECRET IC!
'Herr Fuhrer have you read the report of amnes...'
'Yes I did. Ignorant clowns, they have no idea how run a country. I'm pumping billions and billions in social welfare projects and they aren't happy. I'm beginning to hate those human right agencies.'
'I couldn't agree more herr Fuhrer.'
'You know what? I say ban them all. No more of their annoying interference with our internal policies ect etc...'
'That would cause quite a controvery herr Fuhrer. Why don't we scare them away? I could create a perfect ruse for their departure...'
'Do tell me, I'm intrigued'
'Well, in the southern regions of our nation, below the desert lots of slaves were left behind by British slavers around 1750 when slavery was a booming business. The descendants of those slaves still live there, and from around the world negroes have come there to escape the apartheid in South-Africa, racial division in America and now people are coming there from Darfur. All illegal of course and it's quite hard to stop it.
'Hmmm... How many people live there anyway?'
'The whole southern coastline is one big zoo herr Fuhrer, around 270 million waste products live there'
'So amnesty wants to make reports? Well let them write something about this: I want them dead in 2 years. All of them. 270 million.'
'So be it, I'll order the SS and STASI to start the operation... How do you want to call it?'
'Operation Greenleaf. Wire a telegram to the southern regiments of the Storm Force and notify them about our new project.'
'At once, herr Fuhrer!'
***
In the coming days the SS and STASI agents were briefed about operation Greenleaf, named after the late STASI general Jonathan Greenleaf who cleansed the UPF (United Panooly Fascists) Party of people with ties to communists or left-wing idealists.
Holy Panooly witnessed major ethnic cleansings before but this one was different... 270 million. That many people would die. The sentence of killing 270 million people nearly lost its meaning, passing over to irony. But 'befehl ist befehl' and so it happened. Most of those people were muslim so the radical Christian movements - the only government tolerated religion - is happy too.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/manhattanproject120/stazi.jpg
STASI officers patrolling the streets in the southern cities. None of the people would know what was coming from these 'peaceful' and 'friendly' agents.
http://members.lycos.co.uk/manhattanproject120/soldiers.jpg
3 Days before the troops would journey to the south a high ranked government official made a final salute to the 'Racially aware future of Glorious Holy Panooly'.