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Space Tech Wargames, Anyone?(signup/comments)

Jangle Jangle Ridge
11-08-2004, 20:56
I'm looking for GOOD Roleplayers for a 4-army space battle wargame. We'll be FTL-capable, with nanites(if anyone answers my ORDERS that is) and plasma weapons, etc. On another note, if anyone wants to sell me nanites, TG me, or just open a storefront. I'll be on it like the king of town on butter.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
11-08-2004, 21:21
No one?
Rinceweed
11-08-2004, 21:24
How exactly large must the space fleet be? Mine is pretty impressive, but it might be too big, plus maybe you're looking for a staggeringly impressive fleet.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-08-2004, 19:00
Nah. This being a wargame, we would only be deploying a few ships, not entire armies. I would allow you to have more ships, just from a technological standpoint.
Unified Sith
12-08-2004, 19:02
I'm up for a round if killing you! I need to display my new Nanite ships anyway.
Rinceweed
12-08-2004, 21:57
I'm up for this then. If they end up not being needed for anything else, i'll send in my 2nd army. They're most likely going to be helping Formal Dances over in another thread, but otherwise they can come to this wargame. They only consist of 1500 men, along with 20 Light, anti-infantry tanks, and 5 Mobile Artillery Support vehicles, so don't expect serious competition from them. But do expect them to be annoying little bastards. They are pretty damn well armed.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-08-2004, 23:02
I'm up for a round if killing you! I need to display my new Nanite ships anyway.

No, you're a godmodder. You have ships that have multi-universal gravity inducers, subspace shields, nanites, giant rings of death, and 50 KM ships for destroying "pathetic" bases.
The Silver Turtle
12-08-2004, 23:06
My fleet's a bit busy at the mo' unfortunatly, but I do have a spacecraft storefront, linky in my signature.
No nanites though.
[/shameless plug]
Unified Sith
12-08-2004, 23:09
No, you're a godmodder. You have ships that have multi-universal gravity inducers, subspace shields, nanites, giant rings of death, and 50 KM ships for destroying "pathetic" bases.

Godmoder Ehhhhh. Is it my fault i have a ship thats just hard to destroy. If you look at the thread my rping was more than satisfactory and the science behind it all is all very straight forward.

Calling me a godmoder for using a 50km to destroy Sephrioth Bah i never do anything small. I accept damage when i am due it. However i do not accept damage under the fear of being called a godmoder. I will act the way Kauckistan does. Why the fuck should i accept damage if i can stop it. My ship is hard to destroy... News Flash thats the whole point. Meh CF/Corpsac/Feazanthia could and can take the Gargantuan out easily, because they all have counters to my counters to conventional weapons. I guess your just pissed off because your lacking in the technology dep. Get an imagination or common sence and think of ways to stop something you can't instantly defeat. LOL what did you expect you sent one small ship to take out my FLAGSHIP ya know the toughest thing i have. Meh guess your away to cry now because you can't actualy counter most things people have. The Gargabtuan is Uber tough because it must be if it is to take on Kanuckistan, yes thats right go away till you can play with the big boys.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-08-2004, 23:13
OOC: Actually, I launch plasma at you. Plasma is what stars are made of. I launch hundreds of gobs of it at you, in fact. But, of course, I only managed to deal minimal damage to one small section of your ship. And you STILL can stop missiles in other universes. I have extremely good technology in fact, and have been noted for it. My Information Technology rating was, in all probability, much higher than yours. Don't be pissy because someone actually called you what you are.
Unified Sith
12-08-2004, 23:19
OOC: Actually, I launch plasma at you. Plasma is what stars are made of. I launch hundreds of gobs of it at you, in fact. But, of course, I only managed to deal minimal damage to one small section of your ship. And you STILL can stop missiles in other universes. I have extremely good technology in fact, and have been noted for it. My Information Technology rating was, in all probability, much higher than yours. Don't be pissy because someone actually called you what you are.

and you dont get pissy when someone actualy can counter your blaten arrogance, and simple jerkness.

*Cough* *Cough* Meh most ESUS nations have armour that wouldnt be scathed by plasma. And if you go and have a look at the thread the Subspace shields were already up. They are always up. I merely rp'd them raising as to not negate your entire post and so i could write a more detailed post, next time i wont make the effort to have a good rp, I sugest you read posts properly as to not put people in the position of either sounding bitchy by pointing out certain flaws in your posts or having to alter their own to suit your mistakes.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-08-2004, 23:41
I suggest you spell properly. Don't be an ass. You have completely bogus, technologically unsound weapons. My nation is a year olders than yours is, I am ready to, and have been playing with and BEATING the big boys for a while now. I have three billion citizens. It's likely that, from a technological standpoint, one of my heavy bombers could destroy any one on of your ships without godmodding.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-08-2004, 23:43
Ugh. Shut up, your just annoying me. So, back to the wargames, who wants to play? Silver and Rince, you can play if you want to(as long as you don't magically take a genetic picture of a skin cell in a few minutes)
Industrial Experiment
12-08-2004, 23:50
If I get up off my ass and begin really working on the story that details my nation moving into space, then I'll be happy to participate. However, the chances of me doing so are...slim.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-08-2004, 23:55
Well, you'd be a little low in the technology level, so you'd have to be given extra ships.
Central Facehuggeria
12-08-2004, 23:55
I'd consider joining this, if only to test my next generation of cruiser. Is boarding allowed?
Jangle Jangle Ridge
12-08-2004, 23:56
I know you're a good enough Roleplayer to pull it off, by far. So sure. Just sell me those nanites first :D
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 00:10
But yeah, CF, you'd get to be on my team.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 00:14
(as long as you don't magically take a genetic picture of a skin cell in a few minutes)

Bah, I still say it would work.

Now, is there a set limit on ship amount?(E.g. if someone uses 10 average ships, another can use 10 super ships) Or just a generalised limit (E.g. If one person fields 10 average ships, someone else can only use 1 super ship, rather than 10)
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 00:18
Well, I don't so you have no cool mutant creatures :P

Anyway, if you down there alone, you'd be dead. And how the hell did you know they were down there? Unless you guys released them in the first place. But I never told you who did it. So you wouldn't have BROUGHT that. Ahah! Plot hole! Anyways, I'm saying everything is going to be in space, and that some people (You know, the people who aren't as old or big) would be allowed more ships, to equal it out slightly.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 00:22
Ehehe...I love it when this happens. Read the post thoroughly (God, I can't spell that for fuck). Notice what I say about an informant. Yes, read EXACTLY what I said *Cackles maniacally*

God, I better be thinking of the right thread (Seriously, i've done it before. I've actually mixed plot points in RP's up before. Apparently my super fleet was protected by the mines I deployed in front of it during an RP that involved modern tech forces in a small city where I had deployed a small strike force. God I hate it when I do that.

[EXTRA EDIT]: Oh, and in case yer wondering, I said that I had done it to tie up the loose end. The RP was ending, and there was still no big reason about why they had been released, or who had done it.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 00:37
Actually, I had already said disgruntled worker. So hah.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 00:39
Bah, I still say it would work.

Now, is there a set limit on ship amount?(E.g. if someone uses 10 average ships, another can use 10 super ships) Or just a generalised limit (E.g. If one person fields 10 average ships, someone else can only use 1 super ship, rather than 10)
Kind of. Expect me, however, to have lots of mines, fighters, and mechs in my ships, no matter how super they are.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 00:40
I defy your correct logic!

In an attempt to save my ass, I shall simply say that the worker was in fact an informant, but a disgruntled, retarded one as well, who was disgruntled about having to release the creatures, and retarded for actually doing it without wondering if they could take orders yet! HA! Fear my lack of logic!
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 00:42
Kind of. Expect me, however, to have lots of mines, fighters, and mechs in my ships, no matter how super they are.

Wouldn't have it any other way. Just means my carriers have more fodder for the one type of gun they have lots of. Anti-Anything-that-isn't-bigger-than-it......>.>
I call it the AATIBTI system.....yeah....
So yeah, they have anti-fighter guns that i'm assuming will work on mechs (Unless, I dunno, you have mechs that shoot bees out of their mouths, then i'm screwed.)
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 00:51
Seems he was a mole.

Just got this from the RP. This is apparently who you said the technician was.
Boo-mofo-yaka! OOOOH YEEEAH!
Yes, I am happy about this. For one, I hadn't even seen it before :D
Industrial Experiment
13-08-2004, 00:51
Well, you'd be a little low in the technology level, so you'd have to be given extra ships.

You misunderstand. What I will lack in time spent on technological development, I will make up for in effort. I plan this whole thing to be many dozens of pages, it will be my nations entire future history (O_o?) from the 2005-ish time it exists in now, to a point some two thousand years in the future.

If my effort I put into this story doesn't earn me the right to role-play where I want to, tech wise, I don't know what will.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 00:51
Mechs that shoot bees out of their mouths... interesting... *scribbles*
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 00:52
How can you not like them? Of course, we'd need the bees to have space suits, otherwise they couldn't survive long enough to get to the enemy ships to sting them to death.

Anyone wanna start work on bee space suits for the latest in space weaponry?
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 00:53
I am interested...
Im a bit rusty, I havent had a proper RP since NS did the server switch.

You mind if I bring my Steel Plague? Its a sort of big metal-eating robot, similar to the bad guy from Terminator 2...
Ill link you to the topic if you want.

Other than that, I cant send many ships, I focus mostly on quality, big ships with lots of cheap, small fighters...
Details on my forces:
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=3

For best results, check Pax Drive Yards, Division 6 and Galactic Defence Corp.
Oh, and Golan Arms has details on my small arms.

I dont use space-mecha, but I DO have space-marines, they basicaly use simple vaccume suites with small jets to travel small distances to other ships, where they presumably cut their way in and kill everybody :)
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 00:54
40K space marines, or just well trained people marines?
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 00:56
Marines trained to defend/attack capitol ships and such.
So...not 40k Marines :)
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 00:57
Just got this from the RP. This is apparently who you said the technician was.
Boo-mofo-yaka! OOOOH YEEEAH!
Yes, I am happy about this. For one, I hadn't even seen it before :D

Read it again, fool!
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:03
Read it again, fool!

Ahem.


Last edited by Jangle Jangle Ridge : Yesterday at 11:49 PM

(My clock here is totally screwed up. My clock over here in Britain says 1:03 right now for example, whereas the board says 12:03, even though I set it to my time)
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:04
For spelling, of course.


And content control...
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 01:04
Armored boarding pods filled with bioroid super-soldiers here. :D

(Bioroid information may be found...Here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=341988))

I also used them in the third scenario of my RP test. See the "Temporary Testing Grounds" on the ESUS boards for details. (Mainly to JJR.)
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:05
For spelling, of course.

No matter how blatant a lie that is, i'll pretend you're telling the truth, simply so I can say I DEFY YOU PUNY LOGIC OLD MAN!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:07
Please ignore the fine print.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:13
Donahoe said as she looked at the vastly enlarged male organ that the scientists obviously thought would somehow improve the unit's combat performance. (Shephard's lower body was covered by a small towel similar to a miniskirt, but lets just say that his *entire* body has been improved.)

First: Face.....eww.
Second: Jangle - MEIN EYES! ZEE GIANT FONT! ZEE GOGGLES DO NATHING!

[EDIT]: Hey, if you get to change the past.....
[Flashback to Jant getting sample] Jant's thought's - Ok, now, I just put this sample in the di-.....I just put this sample in this handy EVERYTHING PROOF MILITARY AIRCRAFT CARRIER HANGAR, and secure it in my pocket. Man, I wish I had one of those new disks for transmitting data with me. Oh well, too bad we didn't know to bring one. At least I still have the sample, in a totally modern tech way.[Flashback to present]

You must admit, it would work.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:21
No, I'd run you through the customs in Mexico.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:22
And the skin would kill you with Gamma rays.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:29
Wouldn't that just turn me into the Hulk?

(JANT SMASH PUNY HUMANS!)

Any anyway, *Points at post about flashback* Notice something I posted? IT WAS EVEN IN CAPITALS!Gotta love 'dem time machines
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:30
No, because this is the real world. Now. We have four people, right?
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:31
No, because this is the real world. Now. We have four people, right?
I believe we do, yes.

And hey, the Hulk is real.

*Hulk in background*
"Hulk have feelings too....."
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:34
"Sulk do nothing!"
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 01:37
*jumps up and down on JJRs head*
Can I join? O_O
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:39
The indigestible bulk!
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:41
*jumps up and down on JJRs head*
Can I join? O_O

Uh, I thought you already had.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:42
*jumps up and down on JJRs head*
Can I join? O_O

Yes. I was including you in the four. But only if you answer my OTHER order in your store.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:43
Wouldn't that just turn me into the Hulk?

(JANT SMASH PUNY HUMANS!)

Any anyway, *Points at post about flashback* Notice something I posted? IT WAS EVEN IN CAPITALS!Gotta love 'dem time machines
Did I say Gamma? I meant... sheep
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:44
I'm up for this then. If they end up not being needed for anything else, i'll send in my 2nd army. They're most likely going to be helping Formal Dances over in another thread, but otherwise they can come to this wargame. They only consist of 1500 men, along with 20 Light, anti-infantry tanks, and 5 Mobile Artillery Support vehicles, so don't expect serious competition from them. But do expect them to be annoying little bastards. They are pretty damn well armed.

By the way, I forgot to mention this before, but see this army? I'm intending to use them against ships. Seriously. They're gonna be in a mix of boarding craft (The infantry) and launch pods (Tanks and artillery) that deliver them the surface of the ship they hit to trundle about on magnetised tracks, blowing bigass chunks out of it.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 01:45
*Feels special*
Sorry, I just didnt see anything saying I could.
I like confirmations :P
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:46
Did I say Gamma? I meant... sheep
Oh? That's handy. Doesn't matter, unless sheep don't come under the heading 'Everything'.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:46
I make my ships out of pure plasma? That, or plastic.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 01:47
So...what are the rules for this little game 'o war? Any limits on ship size, numbers, etc. etc.?
What about WMDs?
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:47
I see....

*Breaks out spikes for the vehicles tracks and oven mitts for the heat*
Ha! Nothing challenges the power of oven mitts! Now don't make be send in my MacGyver clones. They'll probably beat you with toothfloss if I let them loose. But here's the best part....THEY'RE ARMED WITH THE ULTIMATE WEAPON! FEBREEZE!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:48
Well, they do, except they wouldn't FIT in the vial. So it would create a universal paradox, and you would feel funny... I mean explode.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 01:48
*throws both Rinceweed and JJR into the Room of Eternal Wookie Rape*
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:50
I see....

*Breaks out spikes for the vehicles tracks and oven mitts for the heat*
Ha! Nothing challenges the power of oven mitts! Now don't make be send in my MacGyver clones. They'll probably beat you with toothfloss if I let them loose. But here's the best part....THEY'RE ARMED WITH THE ULTIMATE WEAPON! FEBREEZE!

Yes, but I have a fighter-doken gun. And ninjas riding purple-koolaid powered mecha-dinosaurs with Febreeze.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:50
Wookies, eh?

*Covers self in brown rug*
Quick my fellow wookies! Rape the newcomer!
*Sneaks off whilst JJR screams in pain and terror.*
And now to yet again use my time machine!
*Goes back to vial post*
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:52
*throws both Rinceweed and JJR into the Room of Eternal Wookie Rape*
*turns into Yoda, flips out, open peace treaty with wookies, wookies let him out*
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:52
Yes. But I have theif clones, who will simply steal your fighter-doken guns.....and I have MacGyver. He alone could destroy an entire world with febreeze. Hell, he could do it with a piece of toilet paper, a small rubber band, a tub of hair grease, and 3 cm of white string.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 01:53
*pokes JJR until he goes insane*
SPAMMITATION! WHEEE!
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:53
So, that's how you're gonna play it, eh? Shapeshift into an acrobatic midget?
*Turns into MacGyver*
No more boasting! Now you feel his power first hand!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:54
No, I have Berserker, to counter Thief. And I have the rest of the 8-bit theater crew, including Brian AND Dr Pepper. And Dr Pepper can take McGyver any day.
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 01:55
Can we please stop this pointless spam and get back on topic?
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:56
*pulls out dual lightsabers, throws plot device at McGyver, McGyver dies and turns into air, and Yoda is transported to a Red Light District with a bag full of diamonds*
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:56
Bah humbug.
But I still say that my super aircraft carrier was conveniently there all along, my tanks and stuff still have spikes on to grip to ships, and MacGyver with febreeze is unstoppable.

Now, when shall we start this RP?
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:57
Can we please stop this pointless spam and get back on topic?

>.> <.< Us? Spam? Him, maybe, but not me. SFJOESDJLSDLFJOESJDSOFJO!
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 01:57
How 'bout we START THE RP?
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 01:58
Hmm. In a little. Someone else can post the first post. I choose you CF, since you're smarter than Rinceweed.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 01:59
*kicks CF in the head*
Now hes not :)
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 01:59
Bah humbug and whatnot.

Good luck CF! Make us proud!

And a note to everyone, don't forget to post your SMALL fleet's details (Including interior defences. Remember, most of us have boarding craft)

[EDIT]: Leave poor CF alone. Good luck to everyone in the upcoming battle.
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 01:59
I carefully duck out. :D You see, I don't even know how many forces to bring. Can you give an estimate on how many ships to bring?
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:01
From what I can tell, the more powerful and advanced nations bring VERY few ships, and the weaker and less technologically advanced ones bring a fair amount of ships.

Although more exact amounts for each side would help.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 02:01
Should we do 2v2 or free for all?
I vote for teams :P

EDIT:
Im pretty advanced...
I think, maybe:
1 Piledriver
4 Justice class
2 Millenia class
1 Hive carrier
Maybe a few cruisers and such.
Loads of fighters/corvettes, of course ;)
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 02:02
I carefully duck out. :D You see, I don't even know how many forces to bring. Can you give an estimate on how many ships to bring?

I would say 10 lighter ships, and 5 heavy ships. And lots of fighters. But you decide, since you post first. We'll just FTL in. AND SELL ME THE NANITES!
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 02:03
Hmm. Teams. Maybe. Yes. Teams. Sure. Why. Not?
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:04
Oi, Jangle, i've found a new motto for ye.

'I am Borg, Egg, Sausage and Borg. You will be spammed'

Oh, and I personally vote that the two weakest nations should be in a team, and the two strongest should be alone.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 02:06
How 'bout Strong/Weak vr. Strong/Weak?
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 02:07
Yeah. CF is my weak person! I called him first!
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 02:07
I would say 10 lighter ships, and 5 heavy ships. And lots of fighters. But you decide, since you post first. We'll just FTL in. AND SELL ME THE NANITES!

The nanites have already been sold. They're on their way as we speak. The units we sold you are in warhead form. The beam weapon for them isn't *fully* developed yet.

Also, I need to know what you define as 'heavy.' For instance, I consider my one-two kilometer long battlecruisers as 'light.'
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:07
Hmm, could work. Only problem is, we still have to decide who are the strongest and who are the weakest.
I'm not sure about good old Jangle, but I think both Face and Dont are hella powerfull. I am only just over 2 billion, so i'm fairly weak.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 02:08
Well, considering a Piledriver is a 33km long monster thingy...

The other ships are mostly there to keep things out of its blind spots :P
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 02:09
CF is younger than DGNT, so he gets put in the weak section. Which is why I get him :D
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 02:10
I have nanites and twin primevils. Prepare to die?
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:10
....that one bastard of a ship is the size of my second biggest fucking Orbital Construct......oh good god....THANK YOU DONTGONEARTHERE! YOU JUST GAVE ME A GREAT IDEA!

Everyone, I would like to annouce that, since these are only wargames (E.g. no ships seriously damaged or destroy), I am going to bring in Pioneer One and it's defence fleet.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:11
...what the hell IS a primevil?
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 02:12
Hmm, could work. Only problem is, we still have to decide who are the strongest and who are the weakest.
I'm not sure about good old Jangle, but I think both Face and Dont are hella powerfull. I am only just over 2 billion, so i'm fairly weak.

I'm not even two billion, but I've been in space (and designing space ships) for most of my NS life. :D

DGNT: If you're going to bring in a piledriver, this is going to turn into a fairly one sided fight. I'd have to bring in my ubership to simply survive. :D
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:14
You're not!?

But....I was sure you were a superpower (Ok, 2 billion is an UBERPOWER by normal standards, but here it's piddly compared to the 3 billions.).
Oh well.

Oh, and I should point out, that apart from a 3 thousand person colony, my entire godamn nation is in space, inside gigantice space stations called Orbital Constructs. Pioneer One is my home construct, our equivalent of a capital city.
Be afraid, be very afraid.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 02:15
...what the hell IS a primevil?
A collection of nanite-like creations around a superstructure. Almost impossible to destroy.
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 02:17
Okey dokey. Here's my major capital ship fleet here:

1 Absolution class ubership (To be removed if DGNT removes the piledriver. :))
5 "Executor" class battlecruisers
5 "Hive" class torpedo cruisers
4 "Dreadnought III" class battleships
2 "Vengeance II" class heavy battleships
1 "Pillar II" class supercarrier
Stats will be provided later. I just have to finish putting them up on the NS (Or international mall as the case may be) forums.

These ships all have their own fighter compliments.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:17
Uh, how big are they? (Talking about the primevils) The only thing I have that could damage that apparently is my twin void cannons that are mounted on Pioneer One. It's the primary line of defense. Only has a radius of 5 meters on the blast, but anything it comes in contact with literally has every atomic bond in it vaporised.
If this primevil thing is huge, i'm fucking screwed, since i'll be unable to do enough damage.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 02:24
Vaguely human-sized, a little bigger. But the are multi-purpose. They can, in fact, add onto the structure, and make new nanites, weapons, propulsion, etc. And since the nanite-like-things are atom-sized, particle weapons usually slip between most of them, as the nanites can dodge. If the structure is fast enough, it will simply take apart a projectile and use the material, before the projectile actually hits.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:28
....ok. My void cannons' blasts are bigger than the Primevils then, so if I can figure out how to trap the bastards in one place, I can wipe them out.
Of course, my smaller fighters in the defense fleet use conventional weapons.....oh shit.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 02:30
I'll take Yrrk. Then pay all the Tontons to be in my army :D

The worst part is, that should work.

Fear the cross-threading....
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 02:43
Mkay...
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 02:59
Before I make the topic, I need to have a finalized fleet listing for everyone, as well as who's allying with who.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 03:14
I'm allied with you. I have:

3 Gerak-Class Attack Carriers
7 Swarm-Class(Not to be confused with the battle-class, this is much much stronger) Terracostes
1 'Tarenteor' Ubership(For destroying the piledriver)
4 Darkling Cannonships(slow, but dish out a lot of damage)
2 (the Kirrek and Karrek) Heavy Battlecruisers
and to top it off,
2 Sallah-Class Light Battleships


All with lots of mines, fighters, bombers, mechs and tricks up dah sleevz0rs.
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 03:20
Okay, cool. *Waits for Rinceweed to post his fleet, then we can get this show on the road.*

What kind of terrain is there? Are we fighting in a gigantic nebula, an asteroid field, a sea of giant space slugs?
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 03:23
Well, since you post the opening, I suppose it's your choice. Though a nebula would make sense, at least for me. Most of my planets are IN nebulas.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 03:47
'the Kirrek and Karrek'
Hehe, peas in a pod.

Ok, i'm using Pioneer One plus it's Defence fleet.

Pioneer One
1 Dreadnought 'Armos'
4 Heavy Bombardment ships. (Just bigass things with guns. Think a bunch of guns superglued to an engine and you have a rough idea what it's like.)
2 Hornet Class Carriers. (Armed with only anti-fighter weaponry (Lasers 'n' whatnot), carry 30 Fighter-Bombers each)
5 Heavy Cruisers (Just Bombardment ships with less guns but more armor)
2 Battleship (The armor of a Heavy Cruiser and the guns of a bombardment ship)
5 Boarding Craft (Each holds 300 men along with one heavy artillery and 4 tanks to attach to the surface of the enemy ships.)
1 Electronics Warfare ship.

My forces may be small, but god dammit, with the help of PO, I should be able to hold my own.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 03:52
Right...DGNT will send:

'Big' Ships:

1 Piledriver
2 Millenia class Battleships (5km ships)
2 Hive carriers (1.5km, but almost as wide)
1 Watcher Comm Ship (6km) (Not really a combat ship)

'Small' Capitol Ships:
5 Pax cruisers
2 Rook heavy cruisers
3 Justice class Destroyers (1.5km)

On another note, the Piledriver carries a HUGE amount of robot fighters, they arent hugely intelligent, but they can shoot things. Theyre basicaly 12 feet long cannon fodder for things you dont want to sacrifice expensive human pilots for.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 03:53
You have five more ships than I do, and I have one more ship than CF does. Cut it down at least four.
Dontgonearthere
13-08-2004, 03:55
Me, or Rinceweed?
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 03:55
Uh, which one of us?
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 03:59
Hmm. Let me give another three ships, to balance it. And CF, can you get a few uh... fleets? Anyway, to balance against the wave, I'll add:
2 Cannonships
1 Experimental Weapons Ship(Filled with all the new weapons I've made. LOTS of evil things are in here)

Also, so you know, I'm launching some of my sentients into space. They're nice in general, but combat machines.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 04:08
Those bastards can breath in space!? That's it, i'm having my void cannons centered on those bastards first.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 04:08
Rinceweed. DGNT, you just have a lot of big ships. Anyway, Rinceweed, you can forget it, I added on three ships.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 04:09
Ah, it was me. Ok.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 04:09
Those bastards can breath in space!? That's it, i'm having my void cannons centered on those bastards first.

Not exactly. They can absorb oxygen and store it for later use, basically.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 04:13
Eh, close enough. They still get taken apart into component atoms first.
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 04:16
Oh fine.

I'll add another carrier and two "Executor" class battlecruisers.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 04:19
Oh goody....
I so should have brought in a force made entirely of Orbital Constructs. I would have decimated everything else before it came within firing range.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 04:32
Well. I could have just FTL'd my Primevils next to your cannons and destroyed them.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 04:34
....there is only one thing I can post then.

Shivian dudes, can I borrow a few subspace shields? :D
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 04:38
....there is only one thing I can post then.

Shivian dudes, can I borrow a few subspace shields? :D

*stabs violently*
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 04:42
Aha, but my subspace field suddenly nullifies the knife, then using the power of instant, unstoppable doom (Gotta love them Shivans), your head suddenly implodes.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 04:43
Stop spamming. CF has to post.
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 05:00
....there is only one thing I can post then.

Shivian dudes, can I borrow a few subspace shields? :D

Not a good idea, seeing as how most of my ships have ways of nullifying subspace shields.

An IC post will have to wait until tommorow morning. I've got to go to bed now. Otherwise, no amount of coffee in the world will wake me up in the morning. :D

Don't worry. I'll TG all of you the link.
Rinceweed
13-08-2004, 05:01
Many thanks.

And bah humbug. I've got to restart an old thread I was once on:
'The Godmode War'
It was just that. A war where you could just godmod as much as you wanted. Much fun ensued.
Jangle Jangle Ridge
13-08-2004, 05:38
Sounds fun...
Central Facehuggeria
13-08-2004, 13:55
Here (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=6772897#post6772897)

Please refrain from actually starting combat until everyone arrives.