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we at sephrioth armstech are proud to unveil the vengance class super fortress it is a revultion in space fortress technogy

What's the specs?

Translation:

We at Sephrioth Arms Tech, are proud to unveil the Vengeance class Super Fortress. It is a revolution in Space Fortress technology.

here are the specs

new stats
length 86k
weight 2000000tonnes
puropulsion transwarpdrive
ARMAMENTS
10 battries of 60 hades lasers on the starboard and portside
2000 phoenix habinger cannons on the starboar and port sides
50 phaser banks
400 photon torpedo tubes modifed to fire the demon nuclear missile
20 demon class nuclear missiles
70 pulse cannons
300 scramjets <single seat space fighters armed with a mini hades laser>
and 2 zues class fortresss

it is armed with a heavy planet killing laser called the hades

Translation:

I do not have a high enough security clearance to know the specifications myself, and so I cannot tell you.

It is armed with a heavy laser system called the 'Hades' laser. It is capable of destroying a planet.

OOC:
*cough*bullshit*cough*

look im only one of the greesemonkeys who put this together so i kind of know what it is armed with my team was incharge of installing the hades

Translation:

Look, I'm only one of the Greesemonkeys [?] who put this together, so I kind of what it is armed with. My team was in charge of installing the Hades.

Translation:

Look, I'm merely one of the engineers who build the Venegence Class, so I only know about the part which I was installing - the 'Hades' laser system.

ooc greasemonkey is a term for mechanic
ic we do not know how it would preform in battle

That's a better translation.

Dont bother.Its his latest god-moding idea.

that is why we ask all nations with a space fighting force to test the vengance class

*cough*Godmoding*cough* :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

you are wrong Ankhmet

OOC: Ok Seph. Why would you ask other nations to fight against and try to destroy your most powerful weapon ever, and why would some random engineer only responsible for the installing of one part be authorising this.

*cough*Godmoding*cough* :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

to be honest as yet it is not a godmod, many people use the eclipse star destroyer which has a laser similar to the one he is describing so yes at the mo, since he is future tech you cannot say it is godmodding

ic he aint really a mechanic he is a spy from sephrioth's cia ordered to montier the construction of said weapon his orders include to authorising of any weapons tests

OOC: Translation

He isn't really a mechanic but a member of Sephrioth's CIA. He has been ordered to oversee the construction of the Venegence and his orders cover the authorisation of weapons tests.

IC: Ok then he can tell me the specs. What are the specs Mr Sephrioth spy person? (this is really stupid)

OOC: He's trying, at least. Cut him slack, bad past, he's trying to fix it.

IC: We wonder if you'll be showing this at any Technological Showcases? We would be interested in the power of this 'Hades' laser. If we had an uneeded habitation module, we'd be willing to let you use it, if you let us watch the firing test.

he does not know them he was not briefed on the specs

OOC: He's trying, at least. Cut him slack, bad past, he's trying to fix it.

IC: We wonder if you'll be showing this at any Technological Showcases? We would be interested in the power of this 'Hades' laser. If we had an uneeded habitation module, we'd be willing to let you use it, if you let us watch the firing test.

OOC: thank you, another voice of reason in this sea of insanity

the spy patted his trusty pasher rifle he had hidden in his jumpsuit he had a funny feeling he was going to need it

my bosses have also orded me to kill every engineer that had built the vengance

he pulled out the phaser riffle and set it to level 20 he tinks now the rest of the hades team will be in the mees hall equipment check rifle check plasma grenandes only got one personal clocking device check now lets do this thing

whilst he was clocke he kicked the mes halls door in and fires indescrimantly

OOC: Tip, put all off the things you're doing into one, long post. If you aren't sure about spelling, type it into Word. But otherwise, good job.

he walks trought the dead and the dying he finds a card key on a dead body that allows him acces to a lift fo take him to the ai programing center

OOC: Good, plot. You should describe how you killed the people, and who you got the pass from. Details are everything.

Capital latters and full stops are very important also.

OOC: I'll take up Viral Agents' sterling work.
(This is probably OOC):He does not know (the specs), he was not briefed on them.

The spy patted his trusty phaser rifle he had hidden in his jumpsuit. He had a funny feeling he was going to need it...

'My bosses have ordered me to kill every engineer that has helped to build the Vengance,' he muttered to himself.

He pulled out the phaser rifle and set it to level 20. He thinks that now the rest of the Hades Team will be in the Mess Hall; a good place for an attack. 'Equipment; check. Rifle; check. Plasma grenandes; only got one. Personal clocking device; check. Now lets do this thing!' he said to himself excitedly.

Whilst he was clocked(?) he kicked the Mess Hall's door in and fired indiscriminantly.

He walks through the dead and the dying, and finds a card key on a dead body that will allow him access to a lift to take him to the A.I programming centre. (<--- I'll use the proper British spelling, you American type.)

OOC: Geez, this stuff reads like a bad walk-through for Metal Gear Solid or something.

Sephrioth, I though i took care of you about a month ago... do I need to show Sebecean might once more.

Sephrioth, I though i took care of you about a month ago... do I need to show Sebecean might once more.

So I need to show YOU Jangle Jangle Ridgian might for the first time?

So I need to show YOU Jangle Jangle Ridgian might for the first time?


You would want to do that... trust me... I have to many powerful allies.

You would want to do that... trust me... I have to many powerful allies.

I do too. I'm in the ESUS, genius.

http://esus.illspirit.co.uk/memberofesus.gif (http://esus.illspirit.co.uk/forums/index.php)

I do too. I'm in the ESUS, genius.

http://esus.illspirit.co.uk/memberofesus.gif (http://esus.illspirit.co.uk/forums/index.php)


I've been involved into to many reigonal wars i've been out of the main forum for a while, mind refreshing me on WHAT THE HELL IS THE ESUS!

look im only one of the greesemonkeys who put this together so i kind of know what it is armed with my team was incharge of installing the hades


Translation: I can barely spell and I can't RP to save my life!

I've been involved into to many reigonal wars i've been out of the main forum for a while, mind refreshing me on WHAT THE HELL IS THE ESUS!

Hmmm. Extra-Solar Union of Systems. THE Space tech alliance. Shivans Versus the ESUS?

Anyway, you have to pass a 3-part RP test from Central Facehuggeria just to get in. It was hard!

flashback five mintutes ago he killed most off them by shoting them in the head with his phaser rifle. He swiped the card of marc simmons a low level techie. end flash back ok he mutters as he finds a vent duct he crawls in his rifle straped to his back.as he crawls past a greate in the duct he grabs his rifle and activates sniper mode he zoomed in on a map on the wall he looks at it and memorizes the route to the A.I programming centre.

Five minutes earlier he had killed most of the Vengence engineers with a single phaser shot to the head. He then took the card from the body of Mark Simons, a low ranked mechanic.

"Ok," the spy mutters, as he climbs into a vent duct and crawls into it, his rifle slung over his back. As he crawls up to a gratting he takes his rifle and zoomed in on a map on the wall in the room below, using his sniper scope. He quickly sketches out a route in his mind, "right," he says, and crawls off in the direction of the AI Programming Centre.

shit he curses softly 'robogaurds just what i need he muuter sarcasticly
he finds his plasma grenade and sets it to detonate affter 50 seconds he rolls out of the way
50
fourty egiht seconds later
2
1
BOOOOOM

OOC: Viral Agemts is offline. I'll do it.
'Shit,' he curses softly. 'Roboguards! Just what I need,' he mutters sarcastically.
He finds his plasma grenade and sets it to detonate after 50 seconds and rolls out of the way.
50
Forty-eight seconds later
2
1
BOOOOOM!!

well It cant be 89000 km long or anything stupid.

The one you produced after a drubbing with CAM III was laughable.

Do you realise how long 50 seconds is when something is walking past? Ah nevermind.


Anyway Seph you can see how people have corrected you, now do you think you can try to write like they would, because then people would respect you.

that and stop godmoding on a scale that exceeds anything previously seen

What'd I miss?

ooc The sephrioth robogautds are imombile robotic phaser emplacements.
ic Nothing much cam and orange ths is The Vengance mk 2 more compact but the same firepower.

that and stop godmoding on a scale that exceeds anything previously seen
None of what he's done so far is godmodding for future tech, which he is, so I dont see why you're complaining.

The Super Fortress is 89000 km long. WTF?

Lol

Praetonia why do ya think i want it in my fleet for our battle

Seph, 86,000km is several times the size of Earth. The station is fine, but you should make it smaller. 86km would still be very big and powerful, but it would be (moderately) realistic.

new stats
length 86k
weight 2000000tonnes
puropulsion transwarpdrive
ARMAMENTS
10 battries of 60 hades lasers on the starboard and portside
2000 phoenix habinger cannons on the starboar and port sides
50 phaser banks
400 photon torpedo tubes modifed to fire the demon nuclear missile
20 demon class nuclear missiles
70 pulse cannons
300 scramjets <single seat space fighters armed with a mini hades laser>
and 2 zues class fortresss

OOC

The stats show you have 400 torpedo tubes that have been modified to fire the 20 demon torpedos. I think you might want to switch those numbers around. Just a friendly comment.

Do you have an image for us?

Admiral Bosch of the Nanite Imperium or what could be considered Admiral Bosch stood in the command room of the Gargantuan seemingly talking to himself. It would appear that one of the most powerful races in the Galaxy had a madman at the helm….. How fun.

“So they think they have a weapon capable of defeating us, how kind it was of them to let the entire Galaxy know of it’s location and capabilities, Ahhh well guess their not to bright. Shall we go and test their fortress thingy?”

“Hmmmm I don’t know, it may be a lot of rubbish, but meh send in a ship to dispatch it.”

“Why not……”

On that word the Gargantuan super destroyer was sent to dispatch the so called Super Fortress. Located within the Sephrioth system or wherever it’s being built the Gargantuan emerged from subspace with it’s weapons charged. Instantly a hail was opened. “You have ten seconds to surrender or you will be destroyed.” After one second the Gargantuan opened fire upon the pathetic installation. Powering up its engines to full speed the Gargantuan set a collision course to destroy this quaint little thing.

Gargantuan is 50km of Shivan Doom however its now 50km of Shivan Nanite doom.

Guess this will save you the trouble of having it accepted in rp’s as it wont exist for much longer. How did I find it well you did unveil it to the galaxy so I had no trouble.

the vengance class supper fortress project calles operation wildwolf was not at that factory complex

OOC: Well... at seph's age, the ship is too big. But the Shivans have Worldships the size of neptune. Damn their nanite shield! Say hello to my little primevils! Ahhhhhhh!

Admiral Bosch of the Nanite Imperium or what could be considered Admiral Bosch stood in the command room of the Gargantuan seemingly talking to himself. It would appear that one of the most powerful races in the Galaxy had a madman at the helm….. How fun.

“So they think they have a weapon capable of defeating us, how kind it was of them to let the entire Galaxy know of it’s location and capabilities, Ahhh well guess their not to bright. Shall we go and test their fortress thingy?”

“Hmmmm I don’t know, it may be a lot of rubbish, but meh send in a ship to dispatch it.”

“Why not……”

On that word the Gargantuan super destroyer was sent to dispatch the so called Super Fortress. Located within the Sephrioth system or wherever it’s being built the Gargantuan emerged from subspace with it’s weapons charged. Instantly a hail was opened. “You have ten seconds to surrender or you will be destroyed.” After one second the Gargantuan opened fire upon the pathetic installation. Powering up its engines to full speed the Gargantuan set a collision course to destroy this quaint little thing.

Gargantuan is 50km of Shivan Doom however its now 50km of Shivan Nanite doom.

Guess this will save you the trouble of having it accepted in rp’s as it wont exist for much longer. How did I find it well you did unveil it to the galaxy so I had no trouble.


OOC: ATTACK! ATTACK!
IC: Tarenteor idly lay on his black leather couch in his cooled room, looking at the visi-screen, randomly flicking through channels, as the screen lit up with an alert sign and swtiched to a view of the Gargantuan. "Shit... mobilize... something! Get those Primevil Superstructures ready to board, and those DGNT nanites should already be on board, so they're a check. We'll need a lot to get around those nanites."

A few minutes later, at the ship bay, two tall, metal figures walked into a Gerak-class ship, as the ship took to the sky. Once out of the atmosphere and far enough away from the planet, a rip opened in space and the ship blinked from existence, to appear again, a kilometer in front of the Gargantuan, as Taren hailed the commander, "Expecting company, Shivan?"

120 zeus class fortresses attack the shivan vesel

The enemy vessel appeared in front of the Gargantuan. The vast 50km long warship boomed its presence in the system. The opening hails went unanswered and almost instantly the Shivan vessel opened fire as a reply.

Admiral Bosch in a human form constructed from nanites watched the conflict. The forward beam cannons blaring into the enemies shields. All forward turrets were firing aiming for the weapon and propulsion systems. (250 of them) Bosch looked at the enemy vessel from his mechanical eyes stared and finally decided “Bring it aboard.”

Subsequently the Gargantuan locked on with multiple tractor emitters and began to pull at the enemy ship.

The starboard Beam cannons opened fire upon the factory complexes and began to systematically tear them apart.

The enemy vessel if the plan would work according to plan would be pulled inside the superstructure of the Gargantuan. A dampening field would be employed and a shielding system in case the ship attempted a self destruct.

The fire from the Sephrioth vessels merely flew into subspace. The shields fully operational would prevent any damage from the inferior vessels

A few minutes later, at the ship bay, two tall, metal figures walked into a Gerak-class ship, as the ship took to the sky.

[OOC]: So, what came first. The ship or the genetically modified super soldier....thing?

1000 Balance of power class heavy battleships droped thier cloaking devicesand fire thier hades lasers at the Gargantuan.
This is gaurd force one to inturding hostile leave or be destroyed. This is you only warning.

[OOC]: So, what came first. The ship or the genetically modified super soldier....thing?

OOC: Actually, they're superstructure coated entirely in AMs, which are like nanites, just better. Quite dangerous, and almost indestructable.
IC: Bowling-ball-sized drone ships swarmed in front of the ship, blocking the attacks with the heavy shields. A few were pulled in by the tractor beams, but the amount of drones to the amount of beams was just too overwhelming to make much of a dent. From the sides of the ship from a new swarm of lightly shielded drones. They flung themselves at the Gargantuan, as the shell of the drones broke off, revealing huge lumps of metal. A small magnetic unit inside each went off, and the balls turned into plasma, streaking towards the enemy ship.

[OOC]:......cool.

I'm amazed people still try to RP with Seph. It must be like trying to sing a duet with a lawnmower.

[OOC]: It's actually fun. Good for a laugh ye must admit. Especially when some kind hearted souls come in to help him by translating for him. Bless them.

I have to wonder if he really is that utterly incompetant, or if it's all a scam, and he's having a laugh at our expense. ;)

[OOC]: Good point. He's either the best RPer in the world (Able to willingly make himself look stupid for the enjoyment of others and himself), or the worst ever to exist in all of history.

The Holographic screen representing the battle was alive with movement. The incoming attacks merely shook the Gargantuan a little. The enemy weapons scathing the hull had almost no consequential effect on the actual performance of the Shivan juggernaut.

Bosch still un-amused at this pathetic attempt to stop him was now gaining a slight temper; his organic body may be destroyed however his mind and emotions were all to present. “Raise the Shields, and charge the emitters, I want this conflict over with now. It insults me that we are in such a state. Computer damage report.”

“Minor damage to sector 789-G, re-routing power to compensate, All forward primary weapons are at full capacity, should secondary weapons be employed?.”

“No not yet, we shall keep our missiles. The subspace shielding suddenly appeared from no-where in particular, shrouding the Gargantuan in a haze of blue. As the subspace shields came up the power being dissipated to the damage sections were feeding the Nanites; very quickly the small terrors began to replicate and the enemy damage to the hull slowly disappeared into history. The weapons from the vast Shivan warship died off making the vessel appear in-active however this would not be the case. Under the protective shroud of the subspace shielding the Gargantuan slowly built up power for the emitters that littered the Shivan hull; like small towers these pyramids of doom appeared inconsequential to the vessels main armament however the attacking fleet would soon discover what they were for.

The vast build up of energy would be more than detectable to the attacking fleet. Bosch fascinated but yet always afraid of the sheer power of this vessel always put its systems to good use. Potential and capabilities were given for a reason; they were never to be squandered.

While the build up for the attack was proceeding the fighter bays began to open, thousands of Shivan fighters were ready to be unleashed upon the suspecting fleets.

the 1000 warships recloack

From the sides of the ship, thousands upon thousands of missiles launched into space, before changing course and heading for the Gargantuan. A blink of an eye later, the missiles blinked from sight. Those with a sharp eye would see the two small rifts through which the missiles went closing. The missiles would appear, almost instantly, INSIDE the ship, the target, and explode.

OOC: FTL missiles. Always fun.

OOC: the fighters have not yet been launched. their just getting prepped

OOC: Ah. Ignore that nanites then, let me edit it to something else.

The holographic display once again showed everything in the battle field, thousands of missiles on an intercept course hundreds of drones swarming about uselessly. The enemy salvo of missiles now just launched proceeded on an intercept course, towards the Gargantuan. Admiral Bosch knowing full well that an ESUS nation would have counters to the subspace shielding merely reacted. Having an instant uplink to the system the Consciousness that is Bosch preferred to talk orally to the computer however his better self knew when to throw preferance aside. now at full power the emitter simply activated, within a fraction of a second a gravitational field formed around the Gargantuan holding all missiles in their place. (as you know gravity is an inter dimensional force there is no way to get round it) The vast volleys launched by the enemy forces simply sat there in a large sphere around the Gargantuan as thought hey were some kind of decoration however Bosch had had enough, (the missiles now frozen in their place were merely displaced and their atoms/molecules scattered across the galaxy). “Activate Distortion rings” Secondary emitters began to power up causing the gravitational forces to twist and turn, slowly the energy being used began to form small distortions that were slowly growing. The distortion ring though a small distance away from the Gargantuan was expanding out the way consuming enemy ships and drones alike. Now that the power build up had been completed the vast 360 degree ring of sheer dread for the enemy expanded while the weapons systems came back online.

OOC: I could have just displaced the missiles you launched but I thought out of being intersting sakes I would use gravity and displacement emitters instead.

OOC: Technically, the Missiles are already in ANOTHER UNIVERSE. Thus the gravity wouldn't affect them, since the gravity is in ANOTHER UNIVERSE. See? So try reposting.

OOC: Technically, the Missiles are already in ANOTHER UNIVERSE. Thus the gravity wouldn't affect them, since the gravity is in ANOTHER UNIVERSE. See? So try reposting.

Guess what, another dimension is another Universe so why dont you try reposting.

OOC: I'm sorry if me opposing your wacked-out technology bothers you. How about you and seph RP together, I drop out. You guys are a perfect fit for roleplaying.

Guess what, another dimension is another Universe so why dont you try reposting.
OOC: Yes, gravity is in all universes. But the same gravitational fields don't appear in different universes. In another universe, you aren't there. My missiles jumped into a different universe. So your magic gravity can somehow stop them anywhere? Amazing.

okay Rule number 1. GRAVITY is at it's weakest in our universe. Gravity is in all fact a shit force, its useless, utterly weak. The theory if i follow the string theory correctly of what little i understand is that gravity is extended throughout all Dimmensions/universes and is in all reality stronger elsewhere. Go look it up, but I am sure Indra will back me up as he did come up with the idea and help me pan it out.

OOC: I'm not argueing with you anymore. I was never even here.

OOC: I'm not argueing with you anymore. I was never even here.

Well. Made. Decision.

God enters the universe of this battle.

God shakes His head at these assembled fleets, His long white beard wavering as He did so.

God closed His eyes, as He snaps His fingers.

Every ship with any combat potential in the universe ceases to exist, their atoms being shattered and randomized in infinite directions.

God surveyed His work, and smiled.

"Serves them right."

God exits the now war-devoid universe.

does that include my deffence force

God enters the universe of this battle.

God shakes His head at these assembled fleets, His long white beard wavering as He did so.

God closed His eyes, as He snaps His fingers.

Every ship with any combat potential in the universe ceases to exist, their atoms being shattered and randomized in infinite directions.

God surveyed His work, and smiled.

"Serves them right."

God exits the now war-devoid universe.Yeah, and that is just the first day...

God enters the universe of this battle.

God shakes His head at these assembled fleets, His long white beard wavering as He did so.

God closed His eyes, as He snaps His fingers.

Every ship with any combat potential in the universe ceases to exist, their atoms being shattered and randomized in infinite directions.

God surveyed His work, and smiled.

"Serves them right."

God exits the now war-devoid universe.

"Oh, where've you been?"

*badum-psh*

Well. Made. Decision.
OOC: The kind I try to make, master of the 3d.