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Omni Conglomerates Black Market Storefront

Omni Conglomerates
10-08-2004, 02:04
Welcome to the open market hosted by the PhilCass Arms Corporation and Comstar Mercenary Enterprizes. The Hroljerdjad Atoll, located 5,487 kilometers away from the Conglomerated Isle and over 1,400 kilometers away from any normal shipping routes, is the location of our bazaar currently. It will be moved at later dates, but our valued costomers will be kept informed of where. Here the major arms corporations of the Omni Conglomerates showcase their military hardware and sell to the highest bidder reguardless of that bidders race, ethnic origins, religion, or prior criminal record.

Note: We are only interested in business. While we do not ask questions about your motivations to buy arms from us, we do like to practice a system of responsibility with our product. All buyer nations are resposible for ensuring that all weapons bought here are not used against Conglomerate forces, or the forces of countries allied with the Conglomerates, or countries under the protections of the Omni Conglomerates Citystate.

Now for our product. We showcase a number of items not commonly available to your average terrorist, freedom fighter, or small government. Here is a list of what we offer:

The FDK1, also known as the little guy's nuke, this weapon is ideal for the guy looking to make a big crater for a little bit of effort. It is relatively small and easy to carry, and it delivers a one kiloton nuclear blast. It is a fusion bomb so there is little to no residual radiation, but on the upside that makes it a very clean surgical device. There will be an open auction on these at 1:30. We will postpone if this interferes with anyones daily prayers. You can also purchase these for the retail value of fifty million dollars Omni Conglomerates equivalent currency. The devices come in 15 different colors of carrying cases and your option of duffel bag or backpack.

Assault Arms. That's right. We carry all of the major assault rifles in use today. We carry the old AK-47's, the newer AK-74u's, M-4's, M-16's, M-249 SAW's, FN-MAG's, MP5's, everything you could possibly want. We do take custom orders and offer discounts for bulk purchases. Don't let your movement be left behind with WWII era weaponry! Get your new, high-end assault weaponry today. Prices vary per weapon. See a sales representative for pricing.

Nukes, Nukes, and More Nukes. That's right. We don't just carry small nuclear ordinance. We have stuff that will blow your socks off and leave you nothing but and ashy outline on a charred wall. The most powerful model we are currently selling to consumers is the FDM30 "Moonscaper." It is just about the most powerful nuclear warhead you will find anybody selling to anyone. We carry all varieties of nuclear ordinace here, both fission and fusion bombs. If you are interested prices start at seven million dollars.

Vehicles. For the freedom fighter who just can't catch a cab, we have vehicles galore. We have vehicles that can carry SCUD's, we have HUMVEE's, and we have advanced technicals. If you want to be the most stylish street gang on the streets of Mogadishu, then you are going to be interested in our vehicle modification shop. We armor anything with wheels and make it suitable for street combat. You want us to take that Cadillac Escalade and make it deadly? No problem. We will plate it with an armor material of your choice, modify the engine to carry the extra weight, and arm the vehicle with a high powered infantry support weapon that you choose! Prices vary based on customizations picked.

Got Gas? Want Gas? That's right comrades! We have every big name nerve toxin made by mankind here at the Conglomerated Weapon's Bazaar. We have Serin, VX, and just about anything else you could possibly want, for the right price. You want biological agents? We have biological agents. We have small pox, yellow fever, equine encephalitis, meloidosis, pneumonic plague, and all other forms of deadly viral agents and bacteria.

Got Arms? Got Vehicles? Need Men? If bodies to fill your ranks is what you need, we have that too! The Comstar Mercenary Services is more than happy to give you troops with combat training equalling that of the Conglomerated Basic Infantry for the right price. Prices vary based on the level of training and combat expertise. Equipment will cost extra. For more information see a Comstar officer under the big camo tent to the left of the firing range.

Well, you've just gotten a small taste of what can be found at our bazaar. Now that you have had the tour, look around. If you can't find what you need, just ask, and I am sure that it can be found for you.
Omni Conglomerates
10-08-2004, 02:52
bump
Torsg
10-08-2004, 02:59
Got any uranium ? We would need about 15 tonnes. We are in desperate needs of it. We haven't received message from the Warring Barbarian's our uranium supplier since the outbreak of civil war in their nation. We are considering this alternative just to get our nuclear program running! We have spend a large portion of our nation's small monetary reserves to this project and don't want to delay it anymore.
Omni Conglomerates
10-08-2004, 03:14
Got any uranium ? We would need about 15 tonnes. We are in desperate needs of it. We haven't received message from the Warring Barbarian's our uranium supplier since the outbreak of civil war in their nation. We are considering this alternative just to get our nuclear program running! We have spend a large portion of our nation's small monetary reserves to this project and don't want to delay it anymore.

You need uranium? We have uranium! If you check our World Factbook Entry located here: http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=347086 you will find that uranium mining is my nations current top industry. In past UN reports, Omni Conglomerates ranked 699th in the world for arms manufacture as well. 15 tonnes in not a problem. We would ask which you need. Uranium 238 currently goes for about ten dollars a pound. Uranium 235 goes for ten thousand dollars a pound. We offer both, and all other raw materials are also available...although black market channels are really not neccesary for most of them.
Omni Conglomerates
10-08-2004, 18:49
rebump
Omni Conglomerates
11-08-2004, 02:51
Disappointed with the lack of sales at the grand opening of our newest black market bazaar location, the government of the Omni Conglomerates is prepared to offer a 25% discount on all assault weapons for a limited time. Act now! before you resistance group is left out!
The Resi Corporation
11-08-2004, 03:23
Tag, BUMP, and a little OOC tip.

Just so you know, there are three things that can gravitate more people to this thread. First off, add a little extra than just the bare bones of what is necessary to tell what the thread is in the title. Add a little slogan that hints at freedom fighters and anarchists or something like that.
Secondly, use pictures. I can not stress this enough, humans like big flashy pictures. Try not to make them too big and flashy, though, as the 56kers among us tend to shy away from threads with too many of those.
Third... ly? (I guess that's a word), try to organize your data so that the price is easily visible, as are the auction times. Seperate the data for easier reading. Look at my storefront through the link in my signature, or this link (http://members.cox.net/resicorp/) if you have signatures disabled, to see how to organize data effecently.
Flipamurai
11-08-2004, 11:30
I need a sales represenative, I've been wanting to purchase some FN MAG's or M249s for my little army...how much? Please price them in cases of 500. Thank you.
Thulacandria
11-08-2004, 17:08
I was wondering, does your bazaar offer things on the genetic level (custom dieses and whatnot)? If not I would be willing to rent a booth and offer my services. Thank you for your time.