NationStates Jolt Archive

Monday the 9 of August 2004.
Time 12:00 CET

It's is now made officially that The People's Republic Of Giorvinitza
has issued a ban for super heroes.
This new ban is as officially stated to serve and protect the people of Giorvinitza or as Crang Hikowitz head chief of the Bureau of Intelligence in Goirvinitza, BIG.
Stated earlier today, "These so called super heroes pose a big threat to the freedom of our people, and it's a big nuisance to keep cleaning up after them, especially that one dressed up as a spider, his web tend's to be all over the place when he's done".
Suposedly the money spent on cleaning up will now be pumped in to the gorevnment's newest project, an uranium mine situated in what will be the former rainforest.
Unofficially tho, some mean that the real deal to why the Giorvinitzan government has banned the super heroes, is that they think it pose a threat to the countries socialistic ideals as well a majoy threat to the newely issued ban on nudity, "they do run around in skin tight costumes" a member of the governmet said.

OOC: Merely to irritate you, I'd like to point out that Spiderman's webs dissolve within 2 hours.

OOC: Bravo. I can't stand superheroes. They are the epitomy of lame.

OOC: Merely to irritate you, I'd like to point out that Spiderman's webs dissolve within 2 hours.


I regret to inform you that the action that you refer to as "dissolve" since long has been outlawed in Giorvinitza.

I regret to inform you that the action that you refer to as "dissolve" since long has been outlawed in Giorvinitza.

Regretting, informing, and refering are outlawed in JJR. Please come with us, sir.

Mildly amusing indeed.

Ok, n00bs. I'm ignoring this idiocy.

OOC: How do you justify calling him a n00b? Come on, where's that sense of humor? At least he put out a light-hearted RP, instead of those dreary civil wars and terrorist actions. Feh, not in the mood to argue. But if ye can't post something useful, than save us the bandwith and simply don't post.

IC: The Order of the Reptile applauds this action. For too long have the so-called "Super heroes" plagued our city streets (Not to mention all that webbing. Who does that guy think he is?) Not only that, but perfectly decent, upstanding Super Villains are often falsely accused and assaulted for their "crimes". It is high time that someone took a stand and stopped these menaces. We hereby second the movement, and have instated our own anti-super hero law. We hope that others will follow in this endeavor.

How will you defeat Super Villains? What if someone like Godzilla attacks you? Who will the Green Goblin Fight???

"Monsters! Vermin! All the Same!" Mayor Kabapus paces inside the city tower. "Always getting in my plans!"

Morkath begins to speak. "Well, we could do what Giorvinitza did recently, just ban 'em."

"I've got a better idea. Let's find 'em and torture 'em."

"But we could just ban them..."

"NO! No rest for the wicked! In fact, notify Giorvinitza to hand over all of their imprisoned superheroes so we can mutilate their bodies."

"Yes sir..."

A letter sent to the government of Giorvinitza...

Greetings, officials of Giorvinitza. Mayor Kabapus requests that you send any superheroes in captivity to us so we can rehabilitate them into proper members of society. Thank you for your cooperation.
-The Secretary

Ok, n00bs. I'm ignoring this idiocy.

OOC: "I ignore joo!!1!" Come on man... give the guy a break, it's not like he's killing parents for teaching religion or anything.

OOC: "I ignore joo!!1!" Come on man... give the guy a break, it's not like he's killing parents for teaching religion or anything.
OOC: This sounds familiar...

"Monsters! Vermin! All the Same!" Mayor Kabapus paces inside the city tower. "Always getting in my plans!"

Morkath begins to speak. "Well, we could do what Giorvinitza did recently, just ban 'em."

"I've got a better idea. Let's find 'em and torture 'em."

"But we could just ban them..."

"NO! No rest for the wicked! In fact, notify Giorvinitza to hand over all of their imprisoned superheroes so we can mutilate their bodies."

"Yes sir..."

A letter sent to the government of Giorvinitza...

Greetings, officials of Giorvinitza. Mayor Kabapus requests that you send any superheroes in captivity to us so we can rehabilitate them into proper members of society. Thank you for your cooperation.
-The Secretary

The Peoples Republic of Giorvinitza is most pleased to see a fellow nation taking part in our struggle to regain the control over our justice system [read: torture and other more or less by the evil UN outlawed interigation methods]
We have at the same moment we recieved your request, neatly packaged all of our captured super heros into small cardboard boxes [to recieve the lowest shipping rate as possible] and sent them to you.

Best regard Crang Holkowitz
SCG [So called general]
Of the BIG [Bureau of Investigation conducted for Giorvinitza]

How will you defeat Super Villains? What if someone like Godzilla attacks you? Who will the Green Goblin Fight???
I'll talk to Godzilla about physics, and how such a creature as he (?) is scientifically impossible.
The Green Goblin will fight The Psychiatrist!, who will ask him questions like 'What is your relationship with your mother?' until GG breaks down and gives up.
(OOC: Tch. Read 'Amazing Spider-Man'. GG is now totally insane, thanks to The Gathering of Five Ceremonym, and no threat to anybody.)