NationStates Jolt Archive

:sniper: Let it be known to all and singular that the entire reigoin of Aenthilla - from which came my Kingdom - is at war against a totally unknown but ruthless and deadly enemy. My Kingdom and Commonwealths have all sent military aid.

WILL YOU?

Aenthilla needs support - military or otherwise - as soon as possible. If you can help, wire a telegram to the Holy Empire of Lovanda immediately. You will earn their everlasting gratitude.

H.R.H. King Alexander of Cornwall and Kent

We are willing to help for price, as we have an costly operation going in the lands of Warring Barbarians. We can't give any voluntary/free help at now.

:sniper: Let it be known to all and singular that the entire reigoin of Aenthilla - from which came my Kingdom - is at war against a totally unknown but ruthless and deadly enemy. My Kingdom and Commonwealths have all sent military aid.

WILL YOU?

Aenthilla needs support - military or otherwise - as soon as possible. If you can help, wire a telegram to the Holy Empire of Lovanda immediately. You will earn their everlasting gratitude.

H.R.H. King Alexander of Cornwall and Kent

OOC: Nobody's going to take you seriously if you use smilies man... but good post overall.

The Imperial Gosselin Army is willing to send 1 Mobile Division (a self-contained elite fighting force with its own infantry, artillery and armoured brigades) and/or our 3 Infantry Division.

In addition to front-line combat troops, we are also willing to send 10 Service Brigade for service behind the lines. This Brigade has signals, logistics, MP's and several other combat support services.

We await your response.

The Imperial Foreign Legion's 24th Cavalry (Helicopter) division is only too happy to come to your aid and assist in the valiant fight against these nameless invaders...

I don't know if I should take it seriously anyway.

But you do get props for manging to jumble english about so well and still have it make some sense.